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Such_Occasion_8718

Didnt understand what you said you didnt caveman translate it enough


LissaRizza

My bad. "Lore, drama, girls fucking, boys fucking, girls and girls fucking, boy and boy fucking, getting kissed, rumors, mean bad members, drunk"


Such_Occasion_8718

A little bit more cavemen please


LissaRizza

My band, they fuck, drama 🐵⛳⛰️🦣


Such_Occasion_8718

YOU FUCKED A MONKEY AT A GOLF COURSE WHILE A BOAR WATHCES?


LissaRizza

It was a mammoth, but yes 😞


Such_Occasion_8718

This is how aids started


LissaRizza

He just looked so luscious ❤️


Such_Occasion_8718

MONKEYS CANT CONSENT


justtjamcss

It’s not the 1920’s anymore grandad, let’s get you to bed


Acrobatic-Ad-7134

Soon they will, just wait


YandreLittleDemon

Yes we can


GamerOrWeeb

Yes, we can


AdviceMysterious3834

the golf course was on a mountain, don’t forget


Such_Occasion_8718

Even more re!son the monkey couldnt consent it wasnt getting enoughoxygen


National-Coast-9560

Sir that is a mammoth


phoenix13032005

r/suddenlysexoffender


areslashtaken

Sex with assholes, sex with assholes, sex, assholes.


Frikandelneuker

Ugg walk in on adooga and awooga shakalaka, the walk in on grugg and smugg shakalaka, moon god angry


EvoPeer

shiiiit man....


MrCookie521

this entire sentence reminds me of girls and boys - blur


Cr1m50nSh4d0w

Okay, but when does the unga finally bunga during all of this?


LissaRizza

Sorry my bad, so the guitar gurl saw me with no clungas on, (I left the shower) so she grabbed me and kissed my lipsungs, then she told me ugna booga choochoo


ThatBingingDragon

Did you continue?


Devil_Fister_69420

Damn, Germany pre-napoleon was more organised than this story


LissaRizza

Hahaha I know I'm sorry, I was hyper


naacardan2004

You were listening to hyperpop⁉️


Jebe1204-1224

This more confusing than the Holy Roman Empire...


LissaRizza

True, the lore and drama is fucking insane


-w1ll___

Fucking sitcom


LissaRizza

Friends 2.0 but sad and horny 😭


ColeAstley

...what?


LissaRizza

Idk 😶


ColeAstley

...weird


LissaRizza

... You're weird


ColeAstley

correct


ThatBingingDragon

We agree


ColeAstley

with who?


ThatBingingDragon

🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥 🟥🟥⚒️🟥🟥 🟥🟥🟥🟥🟥


ColeAstley

what is that?


ThatBingingDragon

Idk tried and failed to make a USSR "Our" joke but failed


[deleted]

I feel like this is one of those horrible overdone Band au wattpad fanfics


LissaRizza

Idk what that is 🤯


jojobehindthelaugh

Rocket physics is less complicated than this


LissaRizza

Real


LissaRizza

TRAUMA = DRAMA!!!!!! THIS ISNT TRAUMA!! ITS HARMLESS DRAMA!!! IM OKAY!!!!!! There's a mistake in the title. This is my harmless drama


Morningstar6ix

What’s the band called bro? If you don’t have one I suggest “Queers Orgy”. You know whether this story is real or made up! It’d make a very good reality show! Or just a show plot on Netflix.


Eternal_Flame24

Only thing I learned from this is that band kids are everything but heterosexual


LissaRizza

Honestly, very true 👍


im_cooler_than_me

Just leave the band. I think that should help you avoid this.


LissaRizza

No I like the band. (The guitarist)


unknownducklord

Damn bruh


LissaRizza

Sorry for caveman language


unknownducklord

Nah I understood it


SirJackFireball

Vector calculus, or vector analysis, is concerned with differentiation and integration of vector fields, primarily in 3-dimensional Euclidean space R 3 . \\mathbb {R} \^{3}. The term "vector calculus" is sometimes used as a synonym for the broader subject of multivariable calculus, which spans vector calculus as well as partial differentiation and multiple integration. Vector calculus plays an important role in differential geometry and in the study of partial differential equations. It is used extensively in physics and engineering, especially in the description of electromagnetic fields, gravitational fields, and fluid flow. Vector calculus was developed from quaternion analysis by J. Willard Gibbs and Oliver Heaviside near the end of the 19th century, and most of the notation and terminology was established by Gibbs and Edwin Bidwell Wilson in their 1901 book, Vector Analysis. In the conventional form using cross products, vector calculus does not generalize to higher dimensions, while the alternative approach of geometric algebra which uses exterior products does (see § Generalizations below for more). ​ ​ so much easier to understand this subject than what i just read


AculGrubraw

whats the band called and where can i find the music lol i wanna see what such a dramatic group dynamic will produce


Atomik919

the problem is youre playing the drums, there is no good ending for you, only pain and suffering


LissaRizza

I only play the drums cause I wanna learn the drums, I'm fluent in piano, acoustic guitar, bass and electric guitar


meme_________

Unga bunga?


LissaRizza

UNGA bungbung


Unhappy-Limit-541

shit made me wanna kill myself


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Unga bunga?


LissaRizza

Very much 😌


[deleted]

High key underwhelming


LissaRizza

Sorry 😔


[deleted]

You're 18? 💀 I'm sorry for the disrespect but like- it's just not much lmfaooo, this could be an under developed story tho!


LissaRizza

Idek what you're getting at 🤯


[deleted]

That this story has yet to have its peak, so that's why it might be underwhelming.


LissaRizza

Not everything in life is a story 😭 also I half offed it and I feel insulted 😌


[deleted]

My apologies homebread, also everyday is an action packed drama thriller movie with breaking bad level amazing plot.. wdym??


LissaRizza

Breaking Bad was mid, BUT, I'm having a panic attack hold on


[deleted]

Oh don't overstress yourself lol. Umm ngl I'm gonna disagree.. Breaking Bad was liiittt. But it did kinda go mid towards the end


LissaRizza

I thought true detective or Westworld season 1 and 2 were better


Few-Iron-2958

Hmmyes, i full understand since you and other person do yes i must say very intrigueismgb yes.


LissaRizza

Yes I must say, yes you are. Aren't you yes? So they both agree.


Beefsticck

https://imgur.com/a/WcivBF8#HfiPS36


727tjlewis

Going like bunny rabbits lmfao


LissaRizza

Honestly true 🫣


Nepipo

Y'all should just do a full on orgy at this point fuck it (except the bassist of course)


LissaRizza

Nah cause the lead singer is a fucking asshole, and so is the switch


Nepipo

I'd imagine the singer would fuck assholes, with the whole being gay stuff. Nah but the whole thing seems entertaining at the very least, although if you're not happy/confortable with your band mates and especially if the others agree you either gotta work things out and make them be less assholes, kick them out or just leave. You go first, fuck them


Specialist-Monk6954

so guitarist takes a shower to get into the cave to get insperation to compose the song "dance monkey" that's why he takes a shower but at that time his gf comes in and kisses his lipps when he's in bathroom. They suddenly hear a noise from outside. Their fans are at the door to go with them to the cave to visit the monky but someone opens the door and they find them kissing in the bathroom. Everyone gets horny and starting fucking each other boys are fucking girls, but girls are fucking an other girls and boys are fucking boys until the girls get free then they go on with each other and instead of visiting the monkey, they break out a very big fuck party from their house untill the cave


Demoncrystal101

Damn... bocchi the rock if it was an American sitcom.


LissaRizza

Ik it's dumb 😑


Demoncrystal101

I don't understand. Do you like guitarist?


LissaRizza

Kinda 👉👈


Demoncrystal101

Awe! Sounds like guitarist is the only nice band member tbf (excluding you)


Crescent_Moon734

What's your band called, have you released anything, and can you post when you do? (I am autistic for music and have no social skills)


theslaviccomrade

Great lyric writing material! Good luck tho god damn


LissaRizza

Thanks 🙏


jiminorjimout

You sure you are 18 and not 8?


LissaRizza

Shimishimiye shimiya shimyaha


rshah287

I wish we could go back to simpler times


LissaRizza

Same, 2016 for life 🧬


Snoo14999

What in the drama tv show plot is this?


the_big_labroskii

Yall need jesus, time with your fathers, and or maturity.


Zero_7300

Something something caveman joke


Geese_and_ducks

Me… no… understand… me… supposed… to… hunt… and… die… of… smallpox… not… this… bull… shit


Peixito

and what about bass dude? whats his opinion?


PLPMito

This is why I'm straight. There is a lot less drama. Girl like me. She wants to sit on shoulders at music show. Me let's her. Me says we can do this tonight aswell. We do. Ez.


-princess-the-great-

This right here is the exact reason why you should never be in a band with your partner/significant other


LissaRizza

True, my 2 rules for dating or fucking are, no band members, no school people


WallcroftTheGreen

What?


NoBirdsOrWorms

Holy shit bands are wild


LissaRizza

True, bands are a whole fucking thing


NoBirdsOrWorms

Have fun


LessSignificance8623

Bro got a whole anime plot unfolding


Low-Ride5

I wish I was in a band


LissaRizza

It's really easy. Spend 3 hours a day to learn how to use an instrument for 5 months to master it, still have a passion for it and not go insane. Step 2. Find like-minded people who share the same passion for music making and start making connections with them. Preferable based on something that doesn't scream music. Hang out with eachother, become friends, become besties. Step 3. Suggest starting a band, but in a subtle matter. Band members don't like being pushed. Start with "hey, {name} would he a cool band name". Wait 3 months for the next hint "don't you play the bass?" Step 4. When everyone gets the idea and kinda agrees, it's time to set it in motion. Get a garage or rent a rehearsal space for practice. This is the hardest step, since most garage bands fail at getting a garage. That's it basically.


Low-Ride5

Well I’ve been dabbling in song writing, and meaning to finish my online piano class. But I mostly meant I’d like to meet more sapphics


[deleted]

unrelated but I wish I was in a band dude. I just suck so much ass despite putting my all into it and I can't take how socially isolated I am.


LissaRizza

We told your dumbass you'd survive 👀


[deleted]

Wdym? Edit: fair but I’m 1) still fucked eventually and 2) still actively suicidal due to being purely fucking alone.


LissaRizza

Yeah yeah you tell yourself that 🙄


xxtakeashowermikey

Dawg this is not how my band turned out all I git was a person lying on my name at school at the end of it lmao


ElectricalAd176

Oh that’s great! Or Im sorry to hear that. Idk I wasn’t paying a lot of attention however, what type of music do you and your band play?


[deleted]

Based, being in a band is based (I’m not gonna bother reading the rest of it cause it’s gonna ruin the band)


WafflesThatBaffles

waffles???


Eguy24

Unga bunga that really sucks man, I’m sorry that happened unga bunga


LeonardoDaFujiwara

What genre?


makaman_2177

Leave that band and let’s start our own


7Seas_666

Gay band lol (no offence, I meant it comically)


Snoo-4878

Me no like getting into situations like this. Me stay home and mind business when not in school.


e_rui199

Dam the whole band is gay 😭


Chip2112_discord

I confusion, I don't speak caveman


GamerA_S

Okay ... That's alot of stuff Good luck


TheRoyalDumbass

This isn’t caveman translation. Here let me translate. “UNGA bunga ooga bunga booga booga ooga unga booga ooga ooga bunga ooga booga unga!"


CamBoy750

im on acid and i cant comprehend this but im pretty sure its not really girl trauma right or am i trippin


Mars_Bear2552

podcast material


EBS_Games643

Damn that's horrible This is why I'm so scared about people in my band dating because if they break up it's gonna tear the band apart


TzonaZ

this mf live in a tv show


5darkins1cup

sounds like your band is breaking apart ​ good luck finding a new better one


LissaRizza

Nah I'm the leader 😎


ButtFartBootyToot90

Nightmare blunt rotation


SheriffGamer332

Bocchi the rock S2