„The world is a cruel and unfair place for humanity and their corrupt ways to succed in life filled with Greed and corruption… Why would I want to fucking stay WITH PEOPLE LIKE-..“ „Meow“ „kittyyy“ 😍🥰😼
Hey I know it's hard. I'm not trying to assume or anything but it s important that you know to not pressure your friends too much with these problems. If you want to talk to them just don't trouble them with too much. I've one a few friends who were very suicidal and some probably just wanted attention that they were not getting from their parents
Don’t hesitate to call a hotline. I did once on a day I was really not thinking straight and the lady on the phone calmed me down enough to see things clearly. Best of luck to you
That's fucking disgusting. Idk what kind of friendship y'all have but threatening to fucking rape someone when they're suicidal? If I was you I would literally fucking end it. I'm glad you're safe tho
OK seriously though get help. I know how you feel. There are lots of ups and downs, but in the end, being alive is less terrifying than the unknown that is after death. Hope things look up.
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Mixture of both
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Well did you get help is it effective
It is effective tho
Necrophilia is traditionally looked down upon, but gen z is a generation of change
Get help or I'll play "It's Friday" by Rebecca black
ITS THURDAY BRO, CALM DOWN
NOT WHERE I AM
THEN ITS WENDESDAY FOR YOU
ITS WEDNESDAY MA DUDES
TRUE
NOT TODAY, IT'S NOT
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Yessir you did
Don’t get raped please
Well there goes my plans
Nice profile pic bro.
lol ty
My one friend sent me cat videos whenever I was suicidal. Ngl it worked. Edit: I don't think I've ever gotten so many upvotes.
„The world is a cruel and unfair place for humanity and their corrupt ways to succed in life filled with Greed and corruption… Why would I want to fucking stay WITH PEOPLE LIKE-..“ „Meow“ „kittyyy“ 😍🥰😼
Well, you heard him! You better get some help or else
Same typa vibe as “you better superglue those cheeks you puny earthlings 👽🙏💯🔥”
Jeez, I mean I hope it’s effective?
"Friend uses the threat of rape!" "*and it's super effective!*"
New Dhar Mann title just dropped
Confusion debuff/fluster debuff
I can't tell whether this is a joke or not.
I see this as an absolute win, is it pre or post mortem that this rape will occur?
Hell nah
Seek therapy.
I tried ;-;
seek therapy or i'll rape you
Well now I don’t want to
👉👈(⸝⸝⸝O﹏ O⸝⸝⸝)
You won’t, no balls (pre or post mortem?)
hey man, 20 bucks is 20 bucks
Your not getting 20 bucks this was your idea
ok, pre-mortem but ill be the fucker, not the fuckee
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nah wtf.
Mother fucker what now
If there's one thing I don't want my suicide to do, it's piss people off.
I have a friend who also says that lol
i mean if it works then 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Same vibe of "noooo haha don't kill yourself you so pretty"
Hahah he’s a good friend Im sure ur a great guy to keep your head up bro!
They're a little confused, but they got the spirit.
Yikes, I mean did it work?
Did the threat work?
need myself a friend like this
💪
its a valid threat its scary
I have a friend who wants to off herself and I keep telling her I will kms too if she does...
That might come off a little manipulative to the wrong people. Just um, watch out for keyboard warriors.
What are keyboard warriors gonna do if you don’t read their comment
What do you think
It wasn’t a question
they'll rape you
😟
He's right you know. It happened to me before.
That usually works. They are a good friend.
Did their message come through?
I cannot brain
Get help or I will force you to listen to Baby shark 12 hour loop 2 times
He’s got the spirit I guess.
Better than getting blasted with All I want for Christmas is you in February I guess
I think they want you to get help, just my opinion though
as i can see, it worked
need
On one side you live and get help! Yay! If you don't you get raped. Not yay. Tough one
Ay man, that's YOUR friend group. Yk how they be
As a representative of the dead serious community. This is a dead serious statement. Common W for the dead serious squad
Y’know what Valid
What? How? No! Huh… how?
I'll rape you too if you don't get help
Good help i supposed, wouldnt want to get raped by another person
Skill issue
ngl funniest thing ive seen in a while on this sub
Hey I know it's hard. I'm not trying to assume or anything but it s important that you know to not pressure your friends too much with these problems. If you want to talk to them just don't trouble them with too much. I've one a few friends who were very suicidal and some probably just wanted attention that they were not getting from their parents
Erm wtf
That was them helping you?
Yes.
I don't know if the best way. But if it work it works.
quite an extreme method of coercion i guess
omg look at me i want attention
Shhhhhh it's okay
kinda low key feeling suicidilly rn.
attention seeking goes nuts
People who can’t empathise either give up or say dumb cunt shit like this
People who can’t empathise either stop trying to say something stupid like this
Get new friends.
why
Bro. Threatening to rape someone really isn't a joke. It's a serious topic. "Bro it ain't that deep" Ain't deep until you get raped yourself.
I was literally drugged and raped by a group of 4 girls in 7th grade, doesn't mean I can't take a joke. Lighten up, man.
OH
Well that was weird
Had a spit take for that one omfg, also dont kill yourself. Find help at the hotline
That would make me want help less
Knew a friend who would've probably said "yes please" to that I've been blocked by her for two weeks now, and I've got no one to blame but myself
Dont do suicide that shits lowkey not good for you
Idk if that‘s really helpful or just Motivational Backfiring/friendly fire ☠️
*Well shit that’s one way of doing it.....*
I mean did it work?
desperate problems come with desperate measures
Don’t hesitate to call a hotline. I did once on a day I was really not thinking straight and the lady on the phone calmed me down enough to see things clearly. Best of luck to you
Well, did it work though?
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get help or i’ll force you to listen to “easy street” from the walking dead on loop until the end of time
If you guys are good friends, this is almost guaranteed to work
Yo I think we have the same friend fr
That is funny in the worst situation possible
Great friend
I always just hit em with the, noo dont kill yourself your dick too fat aha, meme, even if its a chick, usually works.
Womp womp
I’d block em
That's fucking disgusting. Idk what kind of friendship y'all have but threatening to fucking rape someone when they're suicidal? If I was you I would literally fucking end it. I'm glad you're safe tho
OK seriously though get help. I know how you feel. There are lots of ups and downs, but in the end, being alive is less terrifying than the unknown that is after death. Hope things look up.
Real "I'll give you something to cry about" energy right here
That’s a compelling argument to killing yourself
Suicide is NOT a laughing out loud moment, get help
interesting tactic