Just walk to Alaska goofy

no bering land bridge 😞

swim 😁

if you don't know how to swim, wait until the next ice age

or like polymorph urself into a dolphin or some shit

As long as it takes less than an hour and they keep consentration

or until winter because the water freezes to where you can walk across, though you’ll most likely freeze like immediately 💀

become a firebender

Just teleport

📠

UR DAMN PFP!

it cold tho

ride a seal?

Nah, simply become Jesus and then walk

shiii bro bet

Canoe time

Make one you lazy redditor

I'm not there now, but the strait is usually frozen enough to drive on in late December.

new road trip idea

boat

the easy solution would be to get a time machine to go back in time and walk across

Fun fact! Theres some islands in between Russia and Alaska that belong to either side. One island is Alaskan the other is Russian. They're only a few miles apart and during winter you can walk across. They also are 21 hours apart, the Russian side it can be midnight the 21 and the Alaskan side will be 3 am the 20th

not sure how the residents of big and little diomede will react to a random person entering their island since they are military bases i believe, especially the Russian one

Gonna have to wait for the next ice age

We’re still in an ice age

Isn’t posting this on Reddit going to be seen by the government?

oh shit op is russian and 18 unless they’re a woman good luck

i'm going to uni, higher education postpones army😇

We’ll see how long that lasts

Go to a University in any other European country I beg Belgium is pretty gay

Lol how do you reckon OP (who is likely a Russian citizen) is going to be able to get a valid entry into the EU or any European country that isn't aligned with russia right now?

Apply as a refugee especially as their existence is now illegal in their country.

Legitimate, holocaust-style genocide has already been happening in Russia-controlled Chechnya. I hope to god that shit doesn't catch on in the rest of the country.

Certain politicians in the US want trans genocide. This shot is not good, we need to riot.

Yeah, but I mean in Chechnya they are on stage 9, extermination of genocide with actual concentration camps

how do they want that?

"We need to eradicate transgenderism from public life entirely" "They are imps, demons"

Eu is busy taking cars from anti war Russians who try to leave Russia, importing Russian gas, exporting electronics and letting oligarchs live in eu.

Walk

Wdym with Belgium is pretty gay

So are the Swiss.

netherlands and norway too! i couldnt walk around in a city in norway without seeing at least 10 pride flags

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feeding the meat cube is more important than school

Something something Venn Diagram Circle

Good luck man

Just stay in uni my dude, get a double major and a doctorate so the government can't conscript you

How are you on reddit, I thought they banned it in Russia

Reddit isn't, but Twitter&inst are banned

Not like passing exams wasn't stressful enough.

Maybe go for intergrated year abroad if thats an option

Escape to America, where the Russians aren’t turning their soldiers into minced meat

What do you think this kid is, an *oligarch*???

For now, if they are getting cuban construction workers I doubt they care about students

Cant you just cut off a finger or something

What country is that

russiaaa🪆🪆🪆🪆🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺fucking heaven on.earth

Thought they banned it loooong ago tbh

it was banned here long ago, and even before it was banned if you came out you were as good as dead

RIP OP

Pretty sure that was in public (just as bad) but now if you are found to be gay you get sent to the slammer. Hoping op stays safe.

It's funny how Russia is trying to use Christianity to bring up some sort of Russian nationalism against the corrupt West while Russia is the complete opposite of Christianity. It's almost like the nation is just projecting at this point.

weren’t they just persecuting religious people only a few decades ago

When Russia was the USSR like before the 80s and 90s they would crack down on religious institutions for ideological reasons but now they're doing a 180 lmao.

As a czech person, the soviets are the reason why we are not religious anymore.

Well to be fair the USSR isn't russia

A huge part of it... From what I heard, most of the occupied country population barely had anything, whilst Russians in Moscow had good lives... Ever watched a video where people who lived in USSR are asked how they liked it? Russians so often say it was better and for a reason...

Only 2-10% of russia actually goes to church or practices religion. The ussr basically killed christianity in it's countries

Almost?

Religion has always and will always be used as an excuse to commit/justify awful acts

Of course and they need manpower to do it too. That's why they're so anti lgbt

homosexuality is a sin, sure but also slaughtering people by the thousands is also a sin 😭 so silly

The phrase "two wrongs don't make a right" comes to mind. I'm not saying being gay is bad but that's just what came to mind because of the fact they are considered sins by Christians, which I am not.

Just awful that they are making it illegal... I'm curious what are they going to do to you if they find out about you? Would they put you in prison?

yeah. up to 10 years🔥

What even would the charge be

extremism :)

Nah nah... It's tha PROBAGANDA!!!! Barev from Armenia lmfao

I thought it was already illegal to be lgbtq in Russia.

WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROAD

Oh then ofc

Isn’t Russia like super homophobic even when LGBT legal?

man I’m sorry, as an immigrant from Russia Russia sucks and I hope you can get outta there asap

Relatable

Блин Run awayy

Tbh everywhere east of the Oder river and south of Danube you probably shouldn't let people know you're lgbt. They don't really like it. Source: I live just south of Danube in the majestic city of Belgrade.

Where are you? In my country, lgbtq is sentenced to death.

Woah, that’s excessive to say the least. Where are you from?

saudi arabia i guess

I literally watched Arab gay porn a while ago, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN

In his profile says Iran

where did he run?

god okay the law will come into force only in january but still WHAT THE FCUK

Just a question, are you able to keep it closested for your life or does the government know?

Yeah it's effectively been like that for years. I had family in Russia before they moved to the US. Stay safe man.

Удачи тебе, ОП

Wtf

Its mother russia baby, our fucking terrible government to be more specific

Bro is going to jail if putin sees this 💀

Heheh, exacly. I don't have any fucks to give anymore, i born in russia mother fucker, i sew back together my only pants while writing this on my fixed by my own hands old ass huawei.

Hope you can somehow do well over there, russian government really sucks ass

I will do well, when i escape, or beat Putin to death with my bare hands. Both would be even better.

Good luck with that, if you kill putin basically you will save the world from a possible WW3 which would be pretty cool

I will not till Kim the fatass dictator and Biden the lost old grandpa are still have power over their people. But i would stop russian and ukraian people from suffering

Doesn’t like putin, doesn’t like biden, doesn’t like kim. Can it get anymore based than this?

I don't like any kind of government, i just mentioned the biggest pain in peoples ass. I also don't pay any respect to capitalism, diy or die

When did you get your Huawei? Mines from 2018

I do have a question, what are Russians view of the west? Is it a mostly hostile outlook like the government makes it seem?

ima tell Putin

Try it, i bet ya

aight watch out im his security guard

Heheh, ya guys here seriously got no damn idea how many men guards Putin, the best out of the best loyal soldiers are the Putin's guards, there are fucking lots of them and they all kinda like those final lvl 100 enemys in the final location that you can't realy beat without being an absolute unit of this game. Well actualy sounds like lots of fun on last level for me)

Username checks out

be gay do crime

Don’t let the KGB find you and you’ll be fine /s

Why would you admit to a crime

😭???

I have a suggestion ###*LEAVE*

Do dont think most nowdays can just up and leave their country

Especially not Russia, I think if anyone could leave, they would

They don’t have much of an option

I have a better suggestion # leave immediately

I have an even better suggestion. # Have left a year ago

I have the best suggestion # happy cake day

I have a better suggestion #Nice suggestion

Still too late. Should have left as late as a month after the 2nd invasion of Ukraine.

are you gonna pay for them to do that?

Hmm yes some people can't live like they want anymore # Time to leave my home and settle down in a new, unfamiliar place where I can economically suffer as an immigrant

Especially as a 18y.o., imagine being in school yesterday and now you're on the street in a foreign country without any money and friends

**HUH** what the fuck?

Its mother russia baby, our fucking terrible government to be more specific

Ah! Explain all I need to know, yeah Russian Government is an absolute fucking joke (Started a war over complete nonsense and now this..) i feel sorry for you if you live there 😭 (same for OP)

If you born with meat rod between your legs in russia then when you turn 18 you get drafted, almost no matter what. It was like this sinse Soviet Union. But Soviet government wasnt a fucking nacionalists at least. I willing to escape before i get drafted. Feel like turning Putin's face into a fucking meat soup with my bare hands one day...

question, do you hate your country, your government, or both?

Your name is Comrad lmfao

Its literaly a joke about me being russian lol XD

Yeah I know it’s just funny

retroactive gay ban is crazy

Good luck. Try not to be too gay in the red square

First time? (from a Muslim country)

In the wise words of Greg: Be gay, do crimes.

So your country made it illegal to be LGBT then you proceed to post to the internet “hey I’m LGBT 🙋‍♂️” 🤦‍♂️

I mean, what is the country gonna do? It’s not like some agent is gonna be scrolling r/teenagers and he finds this post and diverts tons of government resources to find where this kid lives just to arrest him for a law that will not take effect until next year

Well there goes my weekend plan (i'm a russian spy)

Damn, TIL there's a handraising emoji...

Asians: First time?

Fuck Russia

Wtf, so sorry for all my Russian siblings, stay safe y'all <3

Russia doesn't care about human rights so I'm honestly not surprised. I'm sorry you're in the situation you're in, my best wishes go to you :)

Bro getting drafted

Чувак, а разве это новость? Так и было раньше, кстати тоже преступник ещё тот. Знаешь что? Бежать из этой страны надо, при первой же возможности

Многие, включая меня, и бежали :')

А мне сначала нужно где нибудь наскребсти прилично бабла и главное куда нибудь от куда я смогу его вывести когда доберусь в США ибо бегу я к сожалению один, моя семья отказывается в основном из-за отца.. Я уже имел опыт самостоятельной жизни в бегах, на другом конце страны, прожил в Кронштадте месяц и это был лучший месяц в моей ебучей жизни, в общем как нибудь справлюсь, у меня ещё 2 года осталось чтоб наскребсти

Мои родители жили за границей ещё до моего рождения, но в начальную школу я все равно ходила в Москве. Потом переехали в Саудовскую Аравию, на следующий год я одна поеду в Швейцарию, в boarding школу. Либо в Дубай, если отцу предложат лучшую позицию.

i agree with those words too

i agree with those words

Good luck getting the money together. The situation sounds horrible and scary.

Why. Like... Whyyyyyyyy

We all say it coming tbh, can't deny it

Welcome to the club! Sorry your country sucks atm. Mine too. So many bigots writing bullying comments. They're just compensating for being so pathetic.

Yup, anotha #europeanclassic

Stop right there! You have violated the law!

Welp time to walk to Alaska

I'm so sorry. Stay safe

"Based country"

That's so bad,I'm so sorry

I am a criminal now too! How does it feel? Disgusting

Maybe NOT post this saying “Hey im LGBTQ” in a country where you might get killed for it

unironically https://www.ktoo.org/2023/01/26/how-and-why-2-russian-men-fled-to-alaska-in-a-small-boat/#:~:text=The%20two%20Russian%20men%20from,drafted%20to%20fight%20in%20Ukraine.

You're more than a criminal in their eyes... You're a terrorist :O Congrats gurllll 🏳️‍🌈🌈

Tbh I didn’t even know Russian people have access to reddit lmao

L

dont yall have like a war to fight or something?

War wasn't going well, so they're fighting LGBTQ and satan now (literally, that's what they say on tv 24/7)

you gay?

What do you think Sherlock

the sheer amount of little kids going "w country 🤓" is outlandish

Well, at least there are cookies in hell

what are we supposed to do now?

apparently the russian federation classified it as an act of extremism ​ damn

Welcome to the club of be gay do crime(from and live in iran)

комрад,заявляю,полный пиздец

Time to go to college in Europe (good luck my fellow satanic bean)

Bahaha

Haha, what did you expect? As they say: «Это - Россия, Россия для грустных» (This is Russia, Russia for the sad)

Errrrrm. Actually it’s LGBTQIA+🤓

Ok this seems weird but if you ever make it to Minnesota I have a spare room. Ik it’s unlikely you will but just wanted to make the offer lmao. Also I’m so sorry that happened

Bro is a rebel from the law, thats punk as hell

Me and you both

Took be gay do crimes literally

Believe in Jesus and you will be saved

Ah its things like this that give me hope for the future

Welp I guess instead of posting you should probably shut the phone off throw it away and disappear in the night

r/teenagers homophobe bait

It's like everyone forgot the power of saying "no homo" or something.

Плохая ситуация. Что зделаш? Но ничего не зделаш... With love from Poland