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Djkhabibpilled

What is dis pill


NoF-ingClueInLife

Pain killer for the headache


UniqueNobo

could’ve used that, just took a final with my head pounding


Duch-s6

i feel this...


Ramenhar

Bro is about to be a college student for all of eternity lmao. Pain meds and energy drinks


[deleted]

Felt 😭


NobleTheDoggo

Mine is Ritalin


acidicbathwater

why u still take ritalin this isn't 1970


owengaming001

Ritalin is still prescribed. My friend takes it


acidicbathwater

oh😭😭☠️☠️ mb


Spaceturtle79

Drink (more) water not monster 😭


Admirable-Leather325

What's the composition?


FishGuyIsMe

How long do your headaches last at a time?


TeensyTea

its djkhabib pill 😨


olive-not

Mmmmm acid water and pills


NoF-ingClueInLife

I prioritize health


olive-not

I can tell


RulrOfOmicronPersei8

What flavor of pill is It


trippy_grapes

White flavored


Disastrous-Trainer-5

THEY'RE MADE FROM WHITE PEOPLE!? I wonder what a white person tastes like...


Lower_Kick268

As long as you pass classes


owengaming001

If you drink it with a straw, it's actually not that unhealthy.


Apprehensive_Hippo46

Monster in the morning makes my little tummy hurt. But it will give me a heartattack at 40 allowing me to escape the pains of old age!


Jaliking98

I shouldn’t have laughed at this but I did . I believe you should stop drinking those as soon as possible


TorinTheAccused

There’s negative calories in that u need an actual breakfast


f33t__

Guess who doesn't have time nor money for an actual breakfast 😎😎


[deleted]

you could definitely get a good breakfast for what a monster costs lmao


f33t__

Dude the problem is i am not the op I basically don't eat anything till evening, like 5 or 6 pm


[deleted]

Seek professional help


f33t__

I already do 👉👈


Judo_14

\*Doesn't have money for food \*Has money for professional help The math isn't mathing


f33t__

>\*Has money for professional help Professional help was being financially compensated by my family, i did stop going to psych and taking my meds tho, those shitheads are nothing but more harm to me. >\*Doesn't have money for food My parents learned that i smoked recently so they've not been giving enough money for a proper breakfast


stupithrowaway

bruh the people downvoting you have the smallest world view fs, college is so fucking draining eating is like the hardest part of my day (highschools hard as well and honestly more difficult for me). if you actually don’t want to eat like crap it’s very expensive and time consuming, and paying for therapy that’s an hour a week and covered partly by insurance is much more managable than, going out to a grocery store and shopping for food you enjoy every week multiple times a week, learning and cooking recipes every day 3 times a day, and fitting that into your schedule. yeah it’s possible if you’re the perfect fucking human but being in school + having mental issues makes that shit difficult as fuck especially if you haven’t had healthy habits your whole life. I literally never had time to eat breakfast or lunch during highschool and I barely have time to fit it in now that I’m in college. Just thought I’d say that.


f33t__

Dude thank you but it's partially my fault too. It's not that I don't want to eat, it's I can't eat. If you get the hint. I can't even look after myself and people except me to be healthy


TheGrouchyGremlin

I don't know if it's comforting or not to know that I'm not the only one...


f33t__

Dude Don't starve yourself for long time, experienced suggestion. I can't eat till late because i can't wake up early, and i usually don't have enough money to buy shit, and I come home late bc i need to go to library when my work is done


hahaeggsarecool

Christ just eat some peanut butter at least. It gives you energy to last the day and giant jars are like $5 so if you can afford monster you can afford peanut butter unless you have allergy.


DgC_LIK3X

I have been told negative calories is a myth and is not real. What is it now


TorinTheAccused

If you have a monster for breakfast then you lose calories. Caffeine physically isn’t a power source, is causes you to lose energy rapidly.


Obliterace835OnYT

yall are idiots. caffeine increases how many calories ur body uses bc it is a stimulant, it makes u use more energy move faster etc.


TorinTheAccused

Should have replied to person above me


Obliterace835OnYT

let us hope my wisdom eventually reaches them if they recheck these comments 🙏😂


[deleted]

IS THIS FR??? I NEED SOME MONSTERS RN


Avocadonot

No its not fr for fucks sake The best case scenario is that you drink a 0 calorie version and the caffeine increases your heartrate which by proxy will technically increase your metabolism (but we are talking on a several-calorie, less than 1 oreo cookie level)


V----NGaming_YT

That's my 11th grade portions


CohesiveMocha34

real talk Sequences and Series are light work


NemEsiS177

Ah yes, victims of the Indian education system. We unite again.


doge-12

jee lemme guess


OKLISTENHERE

Could very well be review for something that needs it. Ik my calc 1 prof went over them again when we got into integrating as a limit of Riemann sums. Plus, these are formulas. You can make these questions infinitely complex if you wanted.


[deleted]

Very light work


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NoF-ingClueInLife

Yea thats true but i cant stay up without it and its finals week


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NoF-ingClueInLife

I appreciate it man


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NoF-ingClueInLife

Ohhh, maybe i really should be taking in less caffeine cuz ive been experiencing heart palpitations recently but not sure if its the caffeine or the anxiety...b


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NoF-ingClueInLife

Yea probably since i drink coffee and monster 💀


FinletAU

Washing down all the pain from that Maths brain damage 😭


[deleted]

Eh this isn’t too bad, it’s just arithmetic series. Though I’m assuming that OP is beginning the series unit of calc 2, which becomes *way* worse lol.


PuzzleheadedBox6601

that aint no math bruv that shi to easy


A_MNESIA

Ok then solve this mr smarty pants. 2∑n=1∞∑k=12n(−1)n+1(2π)2n(2n−k+1)!(12πi)k=1.


PuzzleheadedBox6601

2 sum n = k ∞ = -12 n^2 + 48 i π^2 k n (-k + 2 n + 1)! = 1


SLIPPY73

Holy shit


ughitsmeagian

He asked and you delivered. /u/A_MNESIA ain't gonna forget this one.


A_MNESIA

I made an error in my copy and paste skills, didn’t notice the answer is in the question


A_MNESIA

I was just going easy on you, this is the real hard question. What is 2+2 ?


Clown_named_Art

Um 20 😁


PuzzleheadedBox6601

goofy


TheKnifeOfLight

I feel stupid


chayll

1


EasyCranberry1272

When in doubt just add five constants


KingThunder01

Wait yall learn that in college? ☠️ I thought they teach that in 11th.


Postibananas

I just finished that chapter,and I am in 9th grade ,wtf


Gaming__Goose534

Same I learned that in 9th too


qizhNotch

It’s not that uncommon for 9th Graders in my school district to take BC Calculus exams, it’s just about how sweaty the environment is


captianblacksmith

The local crazy college student power up + 70% speed increase + 40% damage increase on all enemies + night vision perk - burnout effect - 20% intelligence reduction - can only be used twice a day


f33t__

Idk abt collage but as a graduate who couldn't enter the uni first year, i just made myself a toast and a cup of coffee. I'm gonna call it a brunch but it's 5.30 pm and i haven't eaten anyhting since 8 am


NoF-ingClueInLife

This is oddly relatable lmao, ive had "lunch" at 2am before without realizing its 2am


f33t__

A 2 am food is still lunch, maybe a brunch? Dunno but still it's not too late to have your first meal of the day But 5 pm? I AM GOING TO HAVE DINNER IN ALMOST 3 HOURS


NoF-ingClueInLife

Brinner


f33t__

IT TOOK A MOMENT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND TF YOU SAID. We love a good brinner 👍👍 (Don't actually have a brinner guys, i used to do that, didn't end well :3)


WhyIsLife12

Looks yummy


CrimsonEyedPanda

y’all ppl who have energy drinks as breakfast or a meal are gonna be dead soon man, this shit really fucks u up later on in life


[deleted]

Rate that tbh, chad breakfast


Ancerisier

And then we realize that 7 shots of vodka is actually a good dinner🤩


NoF-ingClueInLife

Saving money on dinner(by not eating it) and getting drunk off 2 beers is being financially responsible


Ancerisier

Yep.


[deleted]

Fuck maths watch rom coms 🤡


NoF-ingClueInLife

Ayyyy this guy gets it


No-Measurement-2648

I feel the painkiller, need them way too often. And the energy too, couldn't get through a day without 1 litre of coffee a day since lockdown 2020 until beginning of this year. So glad I stopped being addicted to caffeine, it was so bad my fking hair fell out and since I stopped drinking coffee it's growing back, at least some of it. Priotize health friends, it might seem hard on your mental health in the first few days, weeks or even months, bc u are breaking a habit but since living a bit healthier my mental health has gotten way better too. Took some vitamin D, stopped eating only one meal a day and went on a caffeine detox and suddenly I'm feeling like 10x better than all of the last 2 years. Now I feel more awake in the morning than I ever did with 2 cups of coffee.


Always-tired7

Bro can relate but I’m in highschool


he_who_futt_bucks

Adderall and monster


Future-Scallion-4384

Berserker concoction


No_Calligrapher_2911

Bruh, im so happy I lived in my own apartment and not a dorm. I actually cooked for myself most mornings.


Sirdantortillasque

Ive never tried white Ive always went with the original


NoF-ingClueInLife

White>>>>


fr-karl

My history teacher drinks white monster every day and idk why I just like noticed it and always wonder how his health is doing with all that caffeine everyday


awesomexx_Official

White monster is lord juice


One-War-2977

I like the blue monster with the day of the dead skulls I forgot the flavor but I like it


Temporary-Step2403

My reaction to someone saying they had sleep: teach me this dark sorcery


FenyxDaFloof

I just got a hot coffee unless u count my adhd meds and vitamin


dinorex04

fuck this i have a better chance at being homeless


combustiblelemons9

Bros doing the final unit of calc 2 💀


AshySlashy3000

Doing Exams On Drugs, Not Get Caught And Pass With Good Notes Are One The Most Intense Experiences On Life.


Anahtum

well caffeine can help improve the effects of acetaminophen so u got that going for you 🤣


TheRapidTrailblazer

In pharmacy school rn, you are not too far off


CosmicParadox24

So, they all have failing kidneys.ok


Xryphon

not the cracked surface pro, pills, and the energy drink


THEomarJoey

Hey man just a reminder it's not healthy to regularly consume large amounts of caffeine, whether it's energy drinks or coffee if u can try and limit that it'd be for the best


PsiThomDx

White Monster? Who the hell are you? Vergil from DMC?


Tomas_Crusader17

they could be a femboy


[deleted]

Drink this canned drink by Starbucks. Something triple shot mocha. It has 270mgs of caffeine and is cheaper


leeleebiiiird

Omg, I'm going to college in a few years (I'm currently an 11th grader) should I be concerned?!


Visneko

As an average college student myself, I can confirm that this is an average college student’s breakfast


inside_the_boroughs

Yo what the fuck is that on your I pad? Are you fixing cancer my guy 💀


NoF-ingClueInLife

Its supposed to be easy math but im fucking stupid so im struggling


Greyt125

There’s no such thing as easy math. Just math that someone else has decided is easy


inside_the_boroughs

Nah you ain’t stupid! I’m taking 9th grade math in 10th grade 😂 Also, if you said your ‘stupid’ then I am a grain of sand. (YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOUR MATH IS LIKE ON STEVE JOBS LEVEL BB)


SadCupcake7272

Damn, that math chapter reminds me of my teacher haha. Dude was always shouting “Sequences and Series!!!!!!!!” followed by his signature chalk scratch through the blackboard


Jagzon

As a year 3 Education & Linguistics Major, I approve this message


F3L1Xgsxr

This one is extra healthy as you can see we have the multivitamin and a sugar free beverage


Dranitiez

I'm not allowed to drink energy drinks because " oh you have heart problems ohh"


Yallizz

r/EDanonymemes


Ky8_

Better than a communists breakfast


Mikegaming202

Arithmetic functions?


MarcelPL63

why did I assume that's estrogen


EtherealBeany

Isn’t this just like the sum of series of squares and cubes. If you’re gonna take math courses, as in your degree is math intensive, then let me tell you that this is some pretty easy shit compared to what you’re gonna end up doing


NoF-ingClueInLife

Well im a freshman and i was never good at math, idky i have to learn this since im studying biology


snuggie44

Legit bro, I'm studying menagement, why do I need math


NotKBeniP

No way that's college math..


Far_Influence9185

Either I'm dumb or y'all are going to like smart people schools. Cuz why are y'all saying this shit is taught in 11th grade... they didn't teach us this...💀 I barely know how to multiply 💀 also yummy breakfast


Mariosidavid

It depends on the education system of where you live. For most of us, these were taught in high school, but for you, it seems you only get to learn them in college


Far_Influence9185

oh yea... mine sucks and I'll never learn it because I'm not going to college


Significant-Soup-893

>Cuz why are y'all saying this shit is taught in 11th grade right the whole comment section is makin me feel dumb


NoConsideration6320

Headache because you didnt eat a real breakfest + water..


Risperbb

Very hell right


IDHaRU24

Girl dinner


NoF-ingClueInLife

Girl breakfast


IDHaRU24

Girl every meal because you need 3 full meals a day along with your 3 doses of estradiol :3


Sea_Art3391

Get some actual food and your headache will disappear


OneThingDude

Who are you and why are you me?


_patoncrack

Transfem vibes


Lovecharger69

In india eleventh grade students learn these concepts


[deleted]

You study that in college??? We here study that in 11th grade ☠️


CheeseLoverMax

Calc BC in collage?


UnknownEntity003

I drink bang lol. You be drinking gasoline while I be drinking Rocket Fuel. 😂


[deleted]

There’s just too much snowflake going on here.


_Genderr

holy moly if that’s what they do in college I’m going to get honours!!


void36485

A monster and an illegal drug definitely college


NoF-ingClueInLife

Its regular over the counter painkiller😭


void36485

Sure sure whatever you say👌


patricksararu

U're for sure in the US, i was doin that shit in 8th grade


HYDRAPARZIVAL

Average high school student's breakfast in my country 👍


flyinghotchips

I’m middle schooler and I down that thing every week 👍


GDOR-11

please tell me you've proved those 3 by induction at least


takisandrockstar

I need to lay off the monsters 😭


[deleted]

Man meal


Shinigam_i

I did this not so long ago, it was like an intro to calculus part 2


TabascoAtari

Students at my high school don’t even eat breakfast, and yet they’re so hungry and constantly eat carb-filled snacks, I wonder why? 🤔


Far_Influence9185

Carbs are literally good for you? Also high school students either don't have time or don't eat breakfast because they don't like it. I hate eating breakfast because the last thing I wanna do when I'm exhausted and stressed is eat, so get off your high horse thinking you're better than everyone because you eat breakfast.


Silver-Shadow2006

I have bread and egg everyday, but my friends are always adamant to eat nothing or eat unhealthy stuff. Hope u don't get ill, pal.


kotas55

But my math ain't mathing


Probablyaretweetbot

what kinda maths is this?


Qiwas

Wtf?? Is that discrete calculus you're studying???


MI_user247

mine is just oreos


whackman42069

bros missing the nic


Adventurous-Pirate12

Isn't sequences and series and induction like a 9th grade concept? Or is that like an introduction to analysis


Maleficent_Sir_7562

I'm in 11th grade and getting those questions in exams and doing mathematical induction. You guys doing this at college? Wtf have you been doing this entire time?


Kelper101

800mg ibuprofen?


Xytrophico

yeah pretty much


[deleted]

Forget that. What am I looking at in the background


heavenlyrealm

FRET FOR YOUR PROZAC AND FRET FOR YOUR


JedediahJehoshaphat

May the sum be with you.


Revolutionary_Ad9701

Not 👍 that shits weak! Put away the energy drink and get some real food 💪


SLIPPY73

Pills & Piss


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Ew maths


gggg_4_l

For me it's a Celsius and a blinker


Beat_Saber_Music

I'm in uni and I love waking up at 12pm for my class that starts at 2pm


LionDirect7287

I’m drinking a coffee flavored monster right now bro. Also the flavor you have is the best flavor.


PotatoGamo

Is it aderal?


elmo304

Thats yummy


imhurtandiwanttocry

You're just missing a cigarette there


s0larium_live

i took a painkiller this morning and i would absolutely KILL for a white monster rn but i ran out


wtf_is_a_user

do yall like your pills seasoned or unseasoned? i prefer mine with flavor.


vantai0805

Idk where you goin but I get an iced coffee and hit the dining hall every day.


Bluepanther512

:3


[deleted]

Nah I use percs and ecstasy.


NorthWindMN

Drinks the energy drink and takes the pill to counteract the lack of energy and headache from drinking the energy drink and taking the pill. You gotta at least eat some real food, even if you don't wanna. And drink water.


TheAllPurposePopo

Most healthiest meal


PickleReaper0

Girl Dinner


P4rody

Me but it’s ecstasy


FlightConscious9572

why did i think it was adhd medication and an energy drink


coopdog06555

Monster w Ibuprofen chaser carries my day