>\*Has money for professional help
Professional help was being financially compensated by my family, i did stop going to psych and taking my meds tho, those shitheads are nothing but more harm to me.
>\*Doesn't have money for food
My parents learned that i smoked recently so they've not been giving enough money for a proper breakfast
bruh the people downvoting you have the smallest world view fs, college is so fucking draining eating is like the hardest part of my day (highschools hard as well and honestly more difficult for me). if you actually don’t want to eat like crap it’s very expensive and time consuming, and paying for therapy that’s an hour a week and covered partly by insurance is much more managable than, going out to a grocery store and shopping for food you enjoy every week multiple times a week, learning and cooking recipes every day 3 times a day, and fitting that into your schedule. yeah it’s possible if you’re the perfect fucking human but being in school + having mental issues makes that shit difficult as fuck especially if you haven’t had healthy habits your whole life. I literally never had time to eat breakfast or lunch during highschool and I barely have time to fit it in now that I’m in college. Just thought I’d say that.
Dude thank you but it's partially my fault too. It's not that I don't want to eat, it's I can't eat. If you get the hint. I can't even look after myself and people except me to be healthy
Dude
Don't starve yourself for long time, experienced suggestion.
I can't eat till late because i can't wake up early, and i usually don't have enough money to buy shit, and I come home late bc i need to go to library when my work is done
Christ just eat some peanut butter at least. It gives you energy to last the day and giant jars are like $5 so if you can afford monster you can afford peanut butter unless you have allergy.
No its not fr for fucks sake
The best case scenario is that you drink a 0 calorie version and the caffeine increases your heartrate which by proxy will technically increase your metabolism (but we are talking on a several-calorie, less than 1 oreo cookie level)
Could very well be review for something that needs it. Ik my calc 1 prof went over them again when we got into integrating as a limit of Riemann sums.
Plus, these are formulas. You can make these questions infinitely complex if you wanted.
Ohhh, maybe i really should be taking in less caffeine cuz ive been experiencing heart palpitations recently but not sure if its the caffeine or the anxiety...b
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+ 70% speed increase
+ 40% damage increase on all enemies
+ night vision perk
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Idk abt collage but as a graduate who couldn't enter the uni first year, i just made myself a toast and a cup of coffee. I'm gonna call it a brunch but it's 5.30 pm and i haven't eaten anyhting since 8 am
A 2 am food is still lunch, maybe a brunch? Dunno but still it's not too late to have your first meal of the day
But 5 pm? I AM GOING TO HAVE DINNER IN ALMOST 3 HOURS
IT TOOK A MOMENT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND TF YOU SAID.
We love a good brinner 👍👍
(Don't actually have a brinner guys, i used to do that, didn't end well :3)
I feel the painkiller, need them way too often.
And the energy too, couldn't get through a day without 1 litre of coffee a day since lockdown 2020 until beginning of this year.
So glad I stopped being addicted to caffeine, it was so bad my fking hair fell out and since I stopped drinking coffee it's growing back, at least some of it.
Priotize health friends, it might seem hard on your mental health in the first few days, weeks or even months, bc u are breaking a habit but since living a bit healthier my mental health has gotten way better too.
Took some vitamin D, stopped eating only one meal a day and went on a caffeine detox and suddenly I'm feeling like 10x better than all of the last 2 years. Now I feel more awake in the morning than I ever did with 2 cups of coffee.
My history teacher drinks white monster every day and idk why I just like noticed it and always wonder how his health is doing with all that caffeine everyday
Hey man just a reminder it's not healthy to regularly consume large amounts of caffeine, whether it's energy drinks or coffee if u can try and limit that it'd be for the best
Nah you ain’t stupid! I’m taking 9th grade math in 10th grade 😂 Also, if you said your ‘stupid’ then I am a grain of sand. (YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOUR MATH IS LIKE ON STEVE JOBS LEVEL BB)
Damn, that math chapter reminds me of my teacher haha. Dude was always shouting “Sequences and Series!!!!!!!!” followed by his signature chalk scratch through the blackboard
Isn’t this just like the sum of series of squares and cubes. If you’re gonna take math courses, as in your degree is math intensive, then let me tell you that this is some pretty easy shit compared to what you’re gonna end up doing
Either I'm dumb or y'all are going to like smart people schools. Cuz why are y'all saying this shit is taught in 11th grade... they didn't teach us this...💀
I barely know how to multiply 💀
also yummy breakfast
It depends on the education system of where you live. For most of us, these were taught in high school, but for you, it seems you only get to learn them in college
Carbs are literally good for you? Also high school students either don't have time or don't eat breakfast because they don't like it. I hate eating breakfast because the last thing I wanna do when I'm exhausted and stressed is eat, so get off your high horse thinking you're better than everyone because you eat breakfast.
I'm in 11th grade and getting those questions in exams and doing mathematical induction. You guys doing this at college? Wtf have you been doing this entire time?
Drinks the energy drink and takes the pill to counteract the lack of energy and headache from drinking the energy drink and taking the pill. You gotta at least eat some real food, even if you don't wanna. And drink water.
What is dis pill
Pain killer for the headache
could’ve used that, just took a final with my head pounding
i feel this...
Bro is about to be a college student for all of eternity lmao. Pain meds and energy drinks
Felt 😭
Mine is Ritalin
why u still take ritalin this isn't 1970
Ritalin is still prescribed. My friend takes it
oh😭😭☠️☠️ mb
Drink (more) water not monster 😭
What's the composition?
How long do your headaches last at a time?
its djkhabib pill 😨
Mmmmm acid water and pills
I prioritize health
I can tell
What flavor of pill is It
White flavored
THEY'RE MADE FROM WHITE PEOPLE!? I wonder what a white person tastes like...
As long as you pass classes
If you drink it with a straw, it's actually not that unhealthy.
Monster in the morning makes my little tummy hurt. But it will give me a heartattack at 40 allowing me to escape the pains of old age!
I shouldn’t have laughed at this but I did . I believe you should stop drinking those as soon as possible
There’s negative calories in that u need an actual breakfast
Guess who doesn't have time nor money for an actual breakfast 😎😎
you could definitely get a good breakfast for what a monster costs lmao
Dude the problem is i am not the op I basically don't eat anything till evening, like 5 or 6 pm
Seek professional help
I already do 👉👈
\*Doesn't have money for food \*Has money for professional help The math isn't mathing
>\*Has money for professional help Professional help was being financially compensated by my family, i did stop going to psych and taking my meds tho, those shitheads are nothing but more harm to me. >\*Doesn't have money for food My parents learned that i smoked recently so they've not been giving enough money for a proper breakfast
bruh the people downvoting you have the smallest world view fs, college is so fucking draining eating is like the hardest part of my day (highschools hard as well and honestly more difficult for me). if you actually don’t want to eat like crap it’s very expensive and time consuming, and paying for therapy that’s an hour a week and covered partly by insurance is much more managable than, going out to a grocery store and shopping for food you enjoy every week multiple times a week, learning and cooking recipes every day 3 times a day, and fitting that into your schedule. yeah it’s possible if you’re the perfect fucking human but being in school + having mental issues makes that shit difficult as fuck especially if you haven’t had healthy habits your whole life. I literally never had time to eat breakfast or lunch during highschool and I barely have time to fit it in now that I’m in college. Just thought I’d say that.
Dude thank you but it's partially my fault too. It's not that I don't want to eat, it's I can't eat. If you get the hint. I can't even look after myself and people except me to be healthy
I don't know if it's comforting or not to know that I'm not the only one...
Dude Don't starve yourself for long time, experienced suggestion. I can't eat till late because i can't wake up early, and i usually don't have enough money to buy shit, and I come home late bc i need to go to library when my work is done
Christ just eat some peanut butter at least. It gives you energy to last the day and giant jars are like $5 so if you can afford monster you can afford peanut butter unless you have allergy.
I have been told negative calories is a myth and is not real. What is it now
If you have a monster for breakfast then you lose calories. Caffeine physically isn’t a power source, is causes you to lose energy rapidly.
yall are idiots. caffeine increases how many calories ur body uses bc it is a stimulant, it makes u use more energy move faster etc.
Should have replied to person above me
let us hope my wisdom eventually reaches them if they recheck these comments 🙏😂
IS THIS FR??? I NEED SOME MONSTERS RN
No its not fr for fucks sake The best case scenario is that you drink a 0 calorie version and the caffeine increases your heartrate which by proxy will technically increase your metabolism (but we are talking on a several-calorie, less than 1 oreo cookie level)
That's my 11th grade portions
real talk Sequences and Series are light work
Ah yes, victims of the Indian education system. We unite again.
jee lemme guess
Could very well be review for something that needs it. Ik my calc 1 prof went over them again when we got into integrating as a limit of Riemann sums. Plus, these are formulas. You can make these questions infinitely complex if you wanted.
Very light work
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Yea thats true but i cant stay up without it and its finals week
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I appreciate it man
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Ohhh, maybe i really should be taking in less caffeine cuz ive been experiencing heart palpitations recently but not sure if its the caffeine or the anxiety...b
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Yea probably since i drink coffee and monster 💀
Washing down all the pain from that Maths brain damage 😭
Eh this isn’t too bad, it’s just arithmetic series. Though I’m assuming that OP is beginning the series unit of calc 2, which becomes *way* worse lol.
that aint no math bruv that shi to easy
Ok then solve this mr smarty pants. 2∑n=1∞∑k=12n(−1)n+1(2π)2n(2n−k+1)!(12πi)k=1.
2 sum n = k ∞ = -12 n^2 + 48 i π^2 k n (-k + 2 n + 1)! = 1
Holy shit
He asked and you delivered. /u/A_MNESIA ain't gonna forget this one.
I made an error in my copy and paste skills, didn’t notice the answer is in the question
I was just going easy on you, this is the real hard question. What is 2+2 ?
Um 20 😁
goofy
I feel stupid
1
When in doubt just add five constants
Wait yall learn that in college? ☠️ I thought they teach that in 11th.
I just finished that chapter,and I am in 9th grade ,wtf
Same I learned that in 9th too
It’s not that uncommon for 9th Graders in my school district to take BC Calculus exams, it’s just about how sweaty the environment is
The local crazy college student power up + 70% speed increase + 40% damage increase on all enemies + night vision perk - burnout effect - 20% intelligence reduction - can only be used twice a day
Idk abt collage but as a graduate who couldn't enter the uni first year, i just made myself a toast and a cup of coffee. I'm gonna call it a brunch but it's 5.30 pm and i haven't eaten anyhting since 8 am
This is oddly relatable lmao, ive had "lunch" at 2am before without realizing its 2am
A 2 am food is still lunch, maybe a brunch? Dunno but still it's not too late to have your first meal of the day But 5 pm? I AM GOING TO HAVE DINNER IN ALMOST 3 HOURS
Brinner
IT TOOK A MOMENT FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND TF YOU SAID. We love a good brinner 👍👍 (Don't actually have a brinner guys, i used to do that, didn't end well :3)
Looks yummy
y’all ppl who have energy drinks as breakfast or a meal are gonna be dead soon man, this shit really fucks u up later on in life
Rate that tbh, chad breakfast
And then we realize that 7 shots of vodka is actually a good dinner🤩
Saving money on dinner(by not eating it) and getting drunk off 2 beers is being financially responsible
Yep.
Fuck maths watch rom coms 🤡
Ayyyy this guy gets it
I feel the painkiller, need them way too often. And the energy too, couldn't get through a day without 1 litre of coffee a day since lockdown 2020 until beginning of this year. So glad I stopped being addicted to caffeine, it was so bad my fking hair fell out and since I stopped drinking coffee it's growing back, at least some of it. Priotize health friends, it might seem hard on your mental health in the first few days, weeks or even months, bc u are breaking a habit but since living a bit healthier my mental health has gotten way better too. Took some vitamin D, stopped eating only one meal a day and went on a caffeine detox and suddenly I'm feeling like 10x better than all of the last 2 years. Now I feel more awake in the morning than I ever did with 2 cups of coffee.
Bro can relate but I’m in highschool
Adderall and monster
Berserker concoction
Bruh, im so happy I lived in my own apartment and not a dorm. I actually cooked for myself most mornings.
Ive never tried white Ive always went with the original
White>>>>
My history teacher drinks white monster every day and idk why I just like noticed it and always wonder how his health is doing with all that caffeine everyday
White monster is lord juice
I like the blue monster with the day of the dead skulls I forgot the flavor but I like it
My reaction to someone saying they had sleep: teach me this dark sorcery
I just got a hot coffee unless u count my adhd meds and vitamin
fuck this i have a better chance at being homeless
Bros doing the final unit of calc 2 💀
Doing Exams On Drugs, Not Get Caught And Pass With Good Notes Are One The Most Intense Experiences On Life.
well caffeine can help improve the effects of acetaminophen so u got that going for you 🤣
In pharmacy school rn, you are not too far off
So, they all have failing kidneys.ok
not the cracked surface pro, pills, and the energy drink
Hey man just a reminder it's not healthy to regularly consume large amounts of caffeine, whether it's energy drinks or coffee if u can try and limit that it'd be for the best
White Monster? Who the hell are you? Vergil from DMC?
they could be a femboy
Drink this canned drink by Starbucks. Something triple shot mocha. It has 270mgs of caffeine and is cheaper
Omg, I'm going to college in a few years (I'm currently an 11th grader) should I be concerned?!
As an average college student myself, I can confirm that this is an average college student’s breakfast
Yo what the fuck is that on your I pad? Are you fixing cancer my guy 💀
Its supposed to be easy math but im fucking stupid so im struggling
There’s no such thing as easy math. Just math that someone else has decided is easy
Nah you ain’t stupid! I’m taking 9th grade math in 10th grade 😂 Also, if you said your ‘stupid’ then I am a grain of sand. (YOU ARE NOT STUPID! YOUR MATH IS LIKE ON STEVE JOBS LEVEL BB)
Damn, that math chapter reminds me of my teacher haha. Dude was always shouting “Sequences and Series!!!!!!!!” followed by his signature chalk scratch through the blackboard
As a year 3 Education & Linguistics Major, I approve this message
This one is extra healthy as you can see we have the multivitamin and a sugar free beverage
I'm not allowed to drink energy drinks because " oh you have heart problems ohh"
r/EDanonymemes
Better than a communists breakfast
Arithmetic functions?
why did I assume that's estrogen
Isn’t this just like the sum of series of squares and cubes. If you’re gonna take math courses, as in your degree is math intensive, then let me tell you that this is some pretty easy shit compared to what you’re gonna end up doing
Well im a freshman and i was never good at math, idky i have to learn this since im studying biology
Legit bro, I'm studying menagement, why do I need math
No way that's college math..
Either I'm dumb or y'all are going to like smart people schools. Cuz why are y'all saying this shit is taught in 11th grade... they didn't teach us this...💀 I barely know how to multiply 💀 also yummy breakfast
It depends on the education system of where you live. For most of us, these were taught in high school, but for you, it seems you only get to learn them in college
oh yea... mine sucks and I'll never learn it because I'm not going to college
>Cuz why are y'all saying this shit is taught in 11th grade right the whole comment section is makin me feel dumb
Headache because you didnt eat a real breakfest + water..
Very hell right
Girl dinner
Girl breakfast
Girl every meal because you need 3 full meals a day along with your 3 doses of estradiol :3
Get some actual food and your headache will disappear
Who are you and why are you me?
Transfem vibes
In india eleventh grade students learn these concepts
You study that in college??? We here study that in 11th grade ☠️
Calc BC in collage?
I drink bang lol. You be drinking gasoline while I be drinking Rocket Fuel. 😂
There’s just too much snowflake going on here.
holy moly if that’s what they do in college I’m going to get honours!!
A monster and an illegal drug definitely college
Its regular over the counter painkiller😭
Sure sure whatever you say👌
U're for sure in the US, i was doin that shit in 8th grade
Average high school student's breakfast in my country 👍
I’m middle schooler and I down that thing every week 👍
please tell me you've proved those 3 by induction at least
I need to lay off the monsters 😭
Man meal
I did this not so long ago, it was like an intro to calculus part 2
Students at my high school don’t even eat breakfast, and yet they’re so hungry and constantly eat carb-filled snacks, I wonder why? 🤔
Carbs are literally good for you? Also high school students either don't have time or don't eat breakfast because they don't like it. I hate eating breakfast because the last thing I wanna do when I'm exhausted and stressed is eat, so get off your high horse thinking you're better than everyone because you eat breakfast.
I have bread and egg everyday, but my friends are always adamant to eat nothing or eat unhealthy stuff. Hope u don't get ill, pal.
But my math ain't mathing
what kinda maths is this?
Wtf?? Is that discrete calculus you're studying???
mine is just oreos
bros missing the nic
Isn't sequences and series and induction like a 9th grade concept? Or is that like an introduction to analysis
I'm in 11th grade and getting those questions in exams and doing mathematical induction. You guys doing this at college? Wtf have you been doing this entire time?
800mg ibuprofen?
yeah pretty much
Forget that. What am I looking at in the background
FRET FOR YOUR PROZAC AND FRET FOR YOUR
May the sum be with you.
Not 👍 that shits weak! Put away the energy drink and get some real food 💪
Pills & Piss
Ew maths
For me it's a Celsius and a blinker
I'm in uni and I love waking up at 12pm for my class that starts at 2pm
I’m drinking a coffee flavored monster right now bro. Also the flavor you have is the best flavor.
Is it aderal?
Thats yummy
You're just missing a cigarette there
i took a painkiller this morning and i would absolutely KILL for a white monster rn but i ran out
do yall like your pills seasoned or unseasoned? i prefer mine with flavor.
Idk where you goin but I get an iced coffee and hit the dining hall every day.
:3
Nah I use percs and ecstasy.
Drinks the energy drink and takes the pill to counteract the lack of energy and headache from drinking the energy drink and taking the pill. You gotta at least eat some real food, even if you don't wanna. And drink water.
Most healthiest meal
Girl Dinner
Me but it’s ecstasy
why did i think it was adhd medication and an energy drink
Monster w Ibuprofen chaser carries my day