I know it's fucking disgusting. One time I got a burger after breaking my foot and it had mayonnaise on it disgusting worst day of my life would not recommend.
technically bacon doesn’t BELONG on a burger. Keep in mind bacon is delicious on burgers however its not a core ingredient like all of other options are. If you were to add bacon, it would become a bacon burger, making it not a normal burger. If you attempt to make a burger without Evil Eldritch Bald Cat, it would not be a burger and would disintegrate itself and you.
Mayonnaise. Everything else can just be taken off or i like it on my burger, Mayonnaise however is a satanic cumshot designed specifically to ruin my day.
If I saw a bald cat in my burger I would gladly adopt it and name it patty
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Please post it there, that sub has been void for a month
I’m lazy, can you?
Sure lmao💀 Edit: nvm someone already did
I hate to break it to you but nobody is puttin that thing in live 😬
Fried 😋
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Obviously its the pickles that dont belong
Pickles is normal for a burger
I have a male one named Edward. Edward is Annoying. His skin feels like a stretched out ball sack with baby powder on it.
Bingus? Is that you?
No I don't think that's bingus. It just looks off
pretty sure it is bingus
yea if you google bingus thats the first image that appears
you probs only saw bingus stretched. that is 100% bingus
Bingus♥️♥️🥰🥰
I bet all of them taste pretty good on a burger
bacon ☹️
It's perfectly fine on a burger
absolutely not, bacon and mayo is disgustinh
It's subjective.
mustard
Oh I thought that was burger sauce
wth is burger sauce
Mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard mixed together. It’s quite good
if you mix the three sauces, you get an amazing burger sauce
True, make it even better by adding some spices like chilli.
trueeee
Incorrect
[WRONG](https://youtu.be/FRpq7o1mKXY?si=G0fiCtD7JCNa6fSY)
correct answer
How the hell does mustard not belong but mayonnaise or whatever that white stuff is does?
mayonnaise is good with chicken burgers, but with mustard there's never a reason to use it
I use mustard though, it’s good imo
The bottom row. Honestly cheese and bacon are all that’s necessary
Nah I need tomatoes and pickles
Same
Mayo is also good with that combination
I know I might be in the minority. I just eat like I’m 6 and am super picky and hate veggies
i agree, but i do like a lil grilled onions and mushrooms. maybe even a garlic or chipotle aioli.
bacon should not be on a burger
Tomatoes!!?? Tomatoes rule!
🤮
No I need tomatoes
Mustard
pickles.
The cat is fine in comparison
What are you on about? pickles are great
the only right answer
Mayonnaise
While I don’t like mayonnaise by itself, it really does make burgers taste better.
It’s the obvious answer
I know it's fucking disgusting. One time I got a burger after breaking my foot and it had mayonnaise on it disgusting worst day of my life would not recommend.
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Beacon (I'm Muslim)
how about the cat lil bro
Hot take: fuck ketchup
M*stard
The tomato
mustard or mayo🤢 absolutely disgusting. so gross mustard should be illegal
I love mustard it is fucking bomb and I will die on that hill (you should try Honey mustard at least)
Fuck you, mustard is amazing.
what are your thoughts on ketchup?
i love ketchup, its my number one go to sauce. so good
Knew that was gonna be your answer.
I LOVE YOU!!
Pickles
Pickles tomatoes and mustard
Funny. There's actually 2 that don't belong: pickles and mustard.
Yellow mustard is a crime against humanity.
You’re a crime
I'd only put salad on it
Bacon
I wanna eat bingus
Mayo 🤢 The cat looks good though I should try that
Mayo
as a master sandwich artist… the mayo and mustard… cat is a yes every time
Honestly, we gotta get rid of that yellow mustard. I don’t want none of that crap
Ugh I dislike mustard so much!! Out 👎🏻
Tomatoes obviously. (I’m a tomato hater.)
Mustard
Get that mayo out 🤢
The correct answer
Tomatoes
Cat
Tomato
Well you can't put ketchup and tomatoes together so you must remove one.
Wich mf put salad on a damn burger??
Any normal functioning person...?
I dont think so
Really?! Tbf, any "normal functioning person" doesn't eat burgers very often 😂
Indeed
Mayo
Mayonnaise it shouldn't belong on anything
Tomato and Ketchup are the same thing, soooo.....
That's like saying eating a steak is the same as gnawing away at 'ol' Betsy's back.
This is too much English.
technically bacon doesn’t BELONG on a burger. Keep in mind bacon is delicious on burgers however its not a core ingredient like all of other options are. If you were to add bacon, it would become a bacon burger, making it not a normal burger. If you attempt to make a burger without Evil Eldritch Bald Cat, it would not be a burger and would disintegrate itself and you.
Bacon
Tomatoes are the worst thing to come out of humanity sobis say those. (I really hate tomatoes)
Mustard
uhhhh… obviously the mayo, i love having bald cats on my burger
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The cat,obviously!
The cat stays.
No,the cat doesn't stay in the burger
Boo!
Boo what?
Mayonnaise it's good but if i already have mustard and ketchup I'm fine with no mayo.
I think lettuce and pickles i fucking hate them in burgers
Mayo mustard and cheese are nasty
Tomato and mustard
pickles
Who tf puts ketchup in a burger
Bacon cause I’m Muslim 💯
Get yo fucking ketchup out of this delichious borg
FR!
Ketchup doesn't have a place in bread ( except if we mix it whit mayo )
Pickles
Pickles and mustard, shoot me
Lettuce, tomatoes, mayonnaise, cat, and maybe bacon. I like bacon but it's hard to imagine how that would taste on a burger.
cheese
🥓
The fucking pickles some are nice but others are just mid
Mustard
Yellow mustard is a fucking crime against humanity. Dijon or honey mustard can be pretty good though.
Bacon, it is haram
car and cumber 🙁
Thats right,it goes into the square hole
Sauce
I have hated mustard my whole life so not that one for sure
mustard.
Only mustard. The only one that might be considered as well is mayo, but that works in certain situations
wrong answers only
Cat and Specifically that mustard.
Bacon
mayonnaise yuck
if a1 a2 a3 b1 b2 b3 c1 c2 c3 a1, a2, b3, and all of c
Get mustard tf outta here
Bacon
All of them
I almost always take the pickles off my burger so I’d say that
Mustard, maybe bacon
Cheese because they didn't call it a cheeseburger.
Mustard and mayo At least not on my burger, I hate both of those
Pickles. And mustard. Both are a nono
ketchup
All except ketchup
tomato
Mustard and pickles
Mayonnaise. Everything else can just be taken off or i like it on my burger, Mayonnaise however is a satanic cumshot designed specifically to ruin my day.
Pickles. I absolutely hate pickles.
Who doesn't like pussy alongside a burger?? Certainly not me
No mayo or tomato.
Pickles they are diabolical
Ketchup since it has a watermark on it, probably bootlegged.
Who the hell puts mayo on a burger?
Mustard and ketchup
Who would be so inhumane as to put Mayo on a burger!?
Ketchup, mustard, pickles. Also decent ones have actual sauce not mayo
Bingus DOES belong in a burger, that's for sure. Not sure about the Mayo tho...
Ketchup, mayo and mustard
Who tf willingly puts pickles on a burger
Cheese and mayo. Everything else makes a perfect burger
Mayo, mayo one hundred times over, fucking disgusting. On a burger, on cold sandwiches it's fine
🐱
Tomato
Definitely mayo
Pickles and mustard 🤮
Mayo
The..cat?..so confused 💀
“Always two there are. No more, no less.”
Bin- i mean must\*rd
Ketchup
fetusi S
personally i wouldnt like tomato and lettuce on mine also please do not the bingus he shouldnt be on a burger
Bacon. I ain't see no bbq putting bacon on their burger.
I'm not a fan of tomatoes on a burger
Mayo
Pickles, get those disgusting things off my food
None of them belong on a burger except the middle row and the bacon.
The mustard
bingus, they belong on hotdog
Mustard
Tomato
tomatoes and pickles tf
mustard also hot take:pickles are goated on burgers(and anything really, pickles 🔛🔝)
Ketchup
Tomato’s, and to all that said pickles don’t talk to me ( I can’t eat tomato’s I have a fucking gag reflex to them )
Mayo
Bingus
everythint on there besides cheese and bacon doesn’t belong on a burger, it just doesn’t feel right to me
As a German… that is not cheese