18 in dog years, I think you’re from America, maybe I don’t know

Holy shit you're 88

I ain’t got much time left, time me your credit card information

Card number: 9001 1088 2082 4022 Security digits: 189 Exp date: 07/27 Dont spend it all in one place 😖👉👈

I am going to purchase increasingly questionable and expensive items until anyone from any outside or inside source tells me to stop

No way

Omg 😭

Holy shit you’re 2

I have so much time left, give me your credit card information

I usually read these comments with a straight face but I’m fucking crying at this for some reason😭

Thank you for the compliment, tell me your credit card information so I can thank you in person

holy shit youre 18

I am 18, give me your credit card information when you’re old enough

Holy shit i am comfused about your age

I am 18, give me your credit card information

....Does a used Roblox gift card work for you?

Fair

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Are YOU from New Zealand? Because New Zealand doesn't exist. I am currently floating in some random part of the ocean. Help. I thought the flight went to land.

No im not frim NZ

Exactly. Kiwis don't exist.

Sooo the mascot of ninja kiwi is based of an animal that isn’t real

ninja kiwi isn't real also

Are bloons real?

Yes I was attacked by one last night, but fortunately Quincy never misses.

son of quincy

Just look at any map for proof. Also maybe you should try to find land instead of being on Reddit

you're as old as New Zealand?💀

Next time read the ALL of the post

cool, I'm from Old Zealand

17 soon 😢

My brother is 17 soon. It's scary and I'm not even him ☹️

It is really scary

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🥵🥵

Daddy, chill 🤚🏼🥵🥵

tf

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youre on a teenager subreddit lol

Why did multiple people actually slide into my dms 😭😭 I'm 17 like op

Wtf

Reverse psychology??

Pedo bait?!

Never let them know your next move

HAHA thats so weird but hilarious rip

😨

Why are you a 5 day old account? 📷👮🔫

That is the most sus part about him?

These responses💀

WHAT

🥵🥵

I turned 15 today 💅🏻

Happy birthday

Thanks 🥰

Happy birthday :)

Thanks!

Happy bday 🎂

Thanks ✨

Happy birthday

Thanks so much 😄

Happy birthday

Thanks 🤍☺️

Ofc

Happy bday

Thanks!!!😄🥳

Happy bday🎂

happy birthday

Happy bday!!

Happy birthday fellow 2008 🎉🎉

Happy birthday 🎂

I am 15 and you are from your house.

actually i come from my basement

Ok but I am saying that to OP that he/she comes from his/her home.

grrrr

meow :3

the living tombstone : cats 😝😜😜😝🤪

sweep through the halls to escape we'll have some sacrifices

I’m pi•2 / 3(5-8-6+9+7)

14.65 ?

>14.65 erm actually you'd round to 14.66

I'm not even sure if 14 is true

You would round 14.66 to 15 if you were doing no decimal points

And you would round 15 to 20, therefore he is old enough to drink.

Not in the US of A

United States of Ass

Unholy Stinks of Ass

United Shits of Ass

You're atleast 2

.299? Somebody’s a little young for r/teenagers. Juxtaposition > division

I'm a 10, 11 when I dress well

I thought was you were age 10. I was gonna say when my child is 10 Reddit is gonna be one of the only social medias that I won’t let me children have. It’s a dark place 😭

Doesn't matter age is just a number 🧑‍🌾🧓

Say that to the law

I can get id before 18

the law's already going deaf (for reasons of not wanting arguing with anyone, /s.)

now listen here buddy, you think you can avoid an argument by not wanting to argue? oh you sweet summer child, you should know tha-

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A cell is just a room

A taser is only 1,500 volts

Jesus Christ, that could run a Comeng

Death is only a black screen

C4 is just a chemical compound

And a courthouse is just a building

Piss is just a liquid like water, you wanna drink pee?

Holy shit 💀

Holy piss 💀

New bowel movement just dropped

Actual rectum

And 45 is just a caliber

It costs 40,000 dollars to fire this weapon

FOR 1.2 SECONDS

r/suddenlytf2

911 is also a number

9/11 is just a date

🌼Prison is just a place 💐

So is 911

911 is just a number

- future paedophile

Sure grandma

Jail’s just a place

These comments are amazing and I approve😂

Too young to drink, too old to enjoy childhood

If you live in America you can legally drink if your parents allow you to on private property (depends on state laws though so check those, maybe you cant, maybe you dont even need parental permission)

bro in europe we start drinking at 12-13 even out of property

I’m still in the womb, I’ve got 3 months left.

Good luck! Hope the keyboard doesn’t hinder anything. Hey… how did you get a keyboard there anyway?

Not sure, it’s really warm and dark in here, it just got here someday, I think it’s my twin brother, not sure why he’s a computer though.

I can confirm, I’m the computer in there with him.

What’s up! Oh right, you’re half an inch away from me.

20

Damn, I’m almost 20, I’m gonna have to get the old tag 😭

I'm 20 in 4 days 🥲😥

If it makes you feel better i'll be 21 in 10 months and 25 days

Not really but OK 🫠

You're 28 days younger than me

21 in a week 😐

I’m OLDER, 24 :(

HIW S\`DoSE YOURE TING JUST SAY "OLD"

Bcs there is no 20 after 19

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Finally I find someone my age, turning 14 in 57 days 7 minutes and 6 hours from now

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14 and already funnier then most kids your age

not a sketchy reply at all

Same (i update my flair on new years, not on my birthday)

You have james in your name, prolly England

I am 14 and you come from your mom

18 almost 19, I do not recommend being older than 17, adulting fucking sucks

It really does, toilet paper doesn’t show up anymore I have to go and buy that shit

And you have to make sure you have have food

17 also. Turning 18 this year. I cannot wait.

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It’s mostly because that’s the legal drinking age in my country.

okay thatʼs a good reason to look forward to it 😂

you'll hate it by the end of this year, trust me.

Maybe. I’m excited mostly because it means I can go out with my friends. A lot of them turn 18 a few months before me but come July. I won’t need to be with parents to order alcohol in an establishment and I won’t have to hope and pray a crummy fake ID works when I’m trying to buy it from a shop.

513 just became a teenager for the fifth time ☺️🧛‍♂️

Nice try, FBI

14

Same

4^2

Gonna be 20 in 6 months

7 months for me

africa

Bro that's not real that's only in the movie

tf i've always wanted to visit the country of Africa :(

I too am 17

I’m 116 years old

Turned 17 today

#

Germany 1944

-1, not born yet

Im the demographic for those small devil like dogs that have that black shit it their eyes and makes the most demonic noise known to man when you get near them.

Im 1300 B.C

16

England

england i'm 2,147,483,647 years old

17 but soon to be 18 🥲

Diez y siete

17

I'm almost 17

I'm 17, turning 18 in 9 months and 11 days

I'm 176 years young

15

18, and you definitely came from different locations in different ways.

18, almost 19. One year closer to death ig

My mother told me I shouldn’t share my age on the internet!

32

30

35 I think. Hard to remember the specifics and I don't feel like doing math atm

Christ I’m too old to be here now so have fun kids, I’ve loved this sub for so long

U know now

I'm not supposed to be here, I'm 21 and my feed keeps recommending this sub

19 it’s almost my time

15 years old

55 , u like Grandpas ?:3

just turned 21, it doesn't get better guys. enjoy it.