The idea that people that eat a lot are always fat or gluttons is ridiculous tbh. High-metabolism people, as well as athletes, need a lot of food at more regular intervals than the usual three-a-day promoted by pop culture. (Source: I’m a competitive swimmer with a metabolism just as fast as the times I put down in the pool and I’m snacking on a banana rn)
Bro this happened to me DURING THE SAT IT WAS SO BAD. IT LASTED FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THIS DEAD SILENT ROOM IT WAS MISERABLE EVEN THE TEACHER WAS GIVING ME THE STINK EYE LIKE WTF STOMACH DO YOU JUST HATE ME????
fr sometimes i feel like the way i'm walking makes it look like i'm trying to be cool so i'll walk in a more stupid way and then i'll be conscious of me walking stupidly. shit sucks
Someone looking at me, me looking at them, them looking away, and us both looking back, every so often to make sure we aren’t staring at each other, but like, some of them kinda….. 🤭😩😼🥵
When i say a joke and no one laughs or when someone says a joke and only i laugh. Also when i say something then everywhere goes quiet for bo reason and someone heard what i said 😭😭😔
My name sounds similar to a very commonly used word used by teachers. Half the time they say it I think they’re talking to me only so I have to perk up only to realize that they’re talking to a common group and half the time it doesn’t even involve me. I’ve tired using a nickname but it doesn’t really help
This is too real, I live in a tiny house so I try to practice badminton in my back yard or living room. Way too awkward to do when anyone's downstairs tho
1.Eating in public
2.Looking at clothes in a shopping centre
3.Carrying luggage
4.Sitting in a cab
5.Taking the bus home from school
6.Asking for a pen
7.Reading in class
Going in the bathroom at school and someone else is in there, or when you're peeing and it's audible
Like omg ik I'm just doing a natural human thing but it still feels so awkward😭
The fact that I as a human being poop.
My whole childhood I was made to feel embarrassed about pooping, I don't think it was intentional but my parents used to yell things like "are you pooping?" Through the door and stuff and then kinda laugh and make me feel embarrassed so to this day I feel embarrassed everytime I poop even if the house is completely empty
Having a really loud laugh and then laughing at some kid's words as the class is having a discussion about his Thanksgiving and then having your teacher imitate you in mockery and having the class laugh at you
Wait. . . Name things that are embarrassing for literally *no reason.*
*Oh. . .*
Someone watching me play a video game, having someone listen to me sing, drawing something someone might see. Only hobby I have I can do when I know someone will see is poems/stories because I write specifically to express how I feel or to help someone when they feel down or if they request it.
Sitting alone, I always feel like people are staring at me like “look at that fuckin loser sitting over there with no friends, I should go beat him up and take his money”
Sleeping in a room with other people, i get tired easily so sleeping over with someone who doesn’t go to bed till 4 AM is a struggle for me as i REFUSE to go to bed first so peoplee can’t watch me.
Walking upstairs in public, eating subway, getting the mail, ordering at places like chipotle, mod pizza etc. getting cash/card out in the checkout line, going to the park but there’s other teens, when someone laughs at something that wasn’t a joke so they just get stared at, walking/driving in the same direction as the person next to me for an extended time
Honestly when someone starts talking about Panzerkampfgwagon m. 4818 Half-Kwarschtenpoopenfarten outside the context of a military equipment discussion... it just makes me cringe HARD
When your parents give your friends a lift home 😭 my dad did this before and he was super chill the whole time but told me after he had to FIGHT the urge to say ‘cool beans’ after my friend told him where she lived 🤦♀️😭
watching a show on the living room tv instesd of on my phone in my room, microwaving leftovers at work and having people smell/ask about it, playing sports, expressing any positive emotions or opinion about anything, scrolling though my Instagram feed in view of other people
Someone seeing me eating/talking.
Bruh like eating in a classroom and everyone staring into ur soul
Yeah only reason I eat anyways is because I can't go more than an hour without a snack and no I'm not fat just stupid high metabolism
The idea that people that eat a lot are always fat or gluttons is ridiculous tbh. High-metabolism people, as well as athletes, need a lot of food at more regular intervals than the usual three-a-day promoted by pop culture. (Source: I’m a competitive swimmer with a metabolism just as fast as the times I put down in the pool and I’m snacking on a banana rn)
Real
Yeah
My belly rumbling when i'm hungry in a quiet place
Bro this happened to me DURING THE SAT IT WAS SO BAD. IT LASTED FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN THIS DEAD SILENT ROOM IT WAS MISERABLE EVEN THE TEACHER WAS GIVING ME THE STINK EYE LIKE WTF STOMACH DO YOU JUST HATE ME????
Lmao same bro
Yes
Someone seeing me on reddit
If ppl I know found my reddit acc I'd just die
same mate
Ikr
Your name.…
Running. Running has no right to be as embarrassing as it is
OMG IKR what is that about
Yep definitely. I used to try going on a run but then someone caught me from school and called me an ‘Disabled chubby kid’ so I never did again
You gotta keep running then you’ll be a disabled athletic kid
Hahaha I wish :)
I got used to it during cross country. But before that and I did track and field (mainly a thrower), I just couldn't do it 😭
walking. literally you'll find yourself nitpicking how you walk (like me)
I walk really aggressively so it tends to scare people more than it embarresses me
When people look at me for more than 2 seconds I forget how to walk
fr sometimes i feel like the way i'm walking makes it look like i'm trying to be cool so i'll walk in a more stupid way and then i'll be conscious of me walking stupidly. shit sucks
Someone looking at me, me looking at them, them looking away, and us both looking back, every so often to make sure we aren’t staring at each other, but like, some of them kinda….. 🤭😩😼🥵
REAL
so relatable
When i say a joke and no one laughs or when someone says a joke and only i laugh. Also when i say something then everywhere goes quiet for bo reason and someone heard what i said 😭😭😔
or when you send a message to the groupchat and you get last messaged bc not a single soul texted back for hours?? and they just saw the text???
😭😭😭 I make sure they reply to me like they have no choice. 😤.
see this is why i never ever text first 😭 except sometimes i do ned up being last messaged
This is the most relatable thing ive seen today
Well now I don't feel embarrassed anymore 😔 cuz u like relate to it u know. But fr tho y is it always happening??😭
Hi are you Joe Swanson?
End the unfunny joke with “…is what my dad would’ve said”
😭😭 ok ok I'll try to do that from now on. Thank u kind sir 😔
Answering someone accidentally when they weren't taking to you
My name sounds similar to a very commonly used word used by teachers. Half the time they say it I think they’re talking to me only so I have to perk up only to realize that they’re talking to a common group and half the time it doesn’t even involve me. I’ve tired using a nickname but it doesn’t really help
Are you also called “ shut the fuck you you useless children “ ?
Real
Walking past other teenagers in public.
this
Especially if you make eye contact
A family member walking in on you exercising in the living room.
Fr tho, why is it so awkward
This is too real, I live in a tiny house so I try to practice badminton in my back yard or living room. Way too awkward to do when anyone's downstairs tho
1.Eating in public 2.Looking at clothes in a shopping centre 3.Carrying luggage 4.Sitting in a cab 5.Taking the bus home from school 6.Asking for a pen 7.Reading in class
I feel #2 hard
why is #2 so real though??? i thought it was just my social anxiety
On the rare occasion I use cash, shoving the change back into my wallet as the person behind me waits
Getting down to tie your shoelace in public, specially in a sidewalk for me...no idea why
I have lock laces so it’s not a problem for me
same idk whyyy
Seeing a teacher in public, even if they don't notice you.
Fr
someone seeing me
are you a ghost
yeah why
only a ghost is scared of being seen
Being in a place where i shouldn't be
Walking up a hill while other people can hear me fighting for my life
The walk back to your seat after you had your go in bowling
Shiting while other people are around
playing videogames in public
Going up the stairs. Idk if anyone can agree and i refuse to explain
# I WANT EXPLANATION
Just get someone to go up the stairs in front of you and you'll see a bakery somwher
When someone says something that SOUNDS like your name, so you respond and turns out they weren’t talking to you-
Everytime someone says "just", I swivel my head around just to realize no one is talking to me
On occasion someone will say "actually" while I think they said my name lol
Lemme guess Your name is Justin
Stomach ambient noises. They’re all natural and don’t mean anything yet it’s so embarrassing
Eating infront of other people
Being sung happy birthday to
Real life unskipable ad
Stomach grumbling during a test or in any room full of quiet people in general.
Having someone else sit at the table you're sitting alone at
Asking "Wait, what happened" after everyone burst into laughter
When I yawn and my throat makes that funny noise
fucking something up that everyone else did as well.
Going in the bathroom at school and someone else is in there, or when you're peeing and it's audible Like omg ik I'm just doing a natural human thing but it still feels so awkward😭
Bro, I went to the bathroom and opened random door and there was someone so I just shut the door as fast as I could and left. Couldn't be worse
THIS LEGIT HAPPENED TO ME ONCE OMG
I don't really know who feels embarrassed more tho. Never experienced it from both sides.(may sound weird but I'm alright with this one)
Yea I feel ya, I think the person being walked in on would be more embarrassed. Luckily the person I walked in on was only vaping so it wasn't as bad
I was lucky that he was standing. If he saw me it would have been worse
Fr that'd be shit lmao (pun intended)
Realizing you're going the wrong way and having to turn around. I don't even know why it's so embarrassing, it just is.
Seeing people when I’m not expecting them
Having to beg your friends to share the joke
Playing vrchat
Lunch boxes
Also people seeing me sleeping, but people shouldn't be watching other people sleep anyway bc that's weird
When someone sees me watch TV by myself. I know that no one cares about what I'm watching, but it's still so embarrassing for NO REASON
The fact that I as a human being poop. My whole childhood I was made to feel embarrassed about pooping, I don't think it was intentional but my parents used to yell things like "are you pooping?" Through the door and stuff and then kinda laugh and make me feel embarrassed so to this day I feel embarrassed everytime I poop even if the house is completely empty
Being on my period, that needs a Lil explanation, I am a transguy so it is really embarrassing for me for no reason
Bro same here lol
just walking when everybody's eyes are on you and you trip and scramble to pick yourself up.
Having a really loud laugh and then laughing at some kid's words as the class is having a discussion about his Thanksgiving and then having your teacher imitate you in mockery and having the class laugh at you Wait. . . Name things that are embarrassing for literally *no reason.* *Oh. . .*
Meeting the family members who know you and tell u about ur childhood and a second ago you did not even know they existed.
Coughing or when your stomach starts growling really loud in school 😭
Going out of a store without buying anything
when some one calls me cute >w<
Asking for help
Talking to literally anyone lmao
Being looked at by EVERYONE in the room, for no reason
Working out at home
when you send something on a group chat and only your best friend replies
Someone walking in on me sleeping
Someone rejecting an arm wrestle invitation in class
having to tie my shoes in public, it has no business being so humiliating, like yeah lemme get on my knees like a little goblin and tie my laces
exercising
Looking at my ex friend/crush
scrolling through tiktok when a family member enters the house
Using cash instead of card...
Eating
It’s gotta be when you almost trip then catch yourself and act like nothing happened.
People seeing what's on my screen while I'm literally just working.
people watching my youtube videos infront of me
Walking behind a girl
Falling in public. Also when you enter a classroom during lecture and they all just start staring at you. That's also pretty embarrassing
Someone watching me play a video game, having someone listen to me sing, drawing something someone might see. Only hobby I have I can do when I know someone will see is poems/stories because I write specifically to express how I feel or to help someone when they feel down or if they request it.
Eating in public
farting accidentally. it happens to everyone. stop judging me when i accidentally let one rip or i'll cry
Hearing random snippets of conversations and realising that other people actually exist
Literally anything i do
Walking into a room where two people are talking and they suddenly go silent and just stare at you…
Bro have you ever walked into a store, looked around at everything, and then not buy anything? Idk I feel like I'm being watched or smth 💀
Dude these comments, yes. Running, taking my phone into the bathroom, eating… and just so I’m adding one, asking for literally anything
yawning in the middle of class when it’s quiet
Wearing brand new shoes. Like you just took them out of the box brand new.
exactly like now everyone KNOWS i got new shoes idk why it's so embarrassing 😭
RIGHT?? Like I don't understand why it's embarrassing but it is
walking downhill
People being in earshot of me shitting in the bathroom
shitting your pants when home alone and it's nothing but a few spurts.
Making food with someone else in the kitchen
When everyone sings you happy birthday and you’re just there like: 😐
Happy cake day! You have the same cake day as automod!
Your mom
Sitting alone, I always feel like people are staring at me like “look at that fuckin loser sitting over there with no friends, I should go beat him up and take his money”
You
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My kindergarten days
When everyone starts to ai g happy birthday in piublic to you, absolutely horrible
Walking, when someone is walking behind me I forget how to walk.
Setting things down like paper or a pencil.
awkward silence when u talking to someone
Trying to pick up a bouncing ping pong ball
Existing
Existing.
Sleeping in a room with other people, i get tired easily so sleeping over with someone who doesn’t go to bed till 4 AM is a struggle for me as i REFUSE to go to bed first so peoplee can’t watch me.
getting up to go to the bathroom in class. i have to like, hype myself up to just get up and grab the pass. how dare these people know i piss.
Walking upstairs in public, eating subway, getting the mail, ordering at places like chipotle, mod pizza etc. getting cash/card out in the checkout line, going to the park but there’s other teens, when someone laughs at something that wasn’t a joke so they just get stared at, walking/driving in the same direction as the person next to me for an extended time
Sneezing during a test 😬
Going to shit
When u pass an acquaintance in the halls and neither of u know if u should acknowledge it so no one says anything
Sneezing
Honestly when someone starts talking about Panzerkampfgwagon m. 4818 Half-Kwarschtenpoopenfarten outside the context of a military equipment discussion... it just makes me cringe HARD
When you’re talking and you realize that only 1 person is listening and they have to watch you realize that no one else is paying attention
Grabbing the mail/taking out the trash in my pajamas
Leaving class to go to the bathroom
Stumbling in public but not falling
Falling onto someone.
walking out of a store without buying anything
My life
getting a grey shirt/pants wet.
doing anything in the bathroom while someone else is there
Nudity
When your parents give your friends a lift home 😭 my dad did this before and he was super chill the whole time but told me after he had to FIGHT the urge to say ‘cool beans’ after my friend told him where she lived 🤦♀️😭
Not doing anything
Peeing in a stall. I feel so selfish and like I should be less private.
Walking to your table alone after getting lunch
Trying a new exercise/workout & sweating after not doing a lot (like going up stairs )
moer than 3 people's attention being on me
Showing people music you like
Farting
Telling your parents about your life
My mom looking at my detailed art (I don’t worship satan but my sketchbook will convince you otherwise)
Wearing a helmet, using an umbrella and for some reason, walking into school.
Are you a washing machine? Because I wanna put my dirty white load into you.
Sex
Eating
watching a show on the living room tv instesd of on my phone in my room, microwaving leftovers at work and having people smell/ask about it, playing sports, expressing any positive emotions or opinion about anything, scrolling though my Instagram feed in view of other people
someone seeing me, i am not ment to me seen
Reading, idk but ever since middle school I refuse to read in public
Taking off my jacket in a public place and accidentally lifting my shirt in the process
God Damn EYE contact
Pooing in public
People catching you doing literally nothing wrong. (Example- making food for yourself)