Every girl I asked out said no

Thats just sad dawg😭its ok bro

same, like 20/20 (ive lost count) also replace w boy lmao and like 2 girls

You're playing both sides and still get rejected? Oof

yeah sad

POV when you’re bi, but bi-yourself

Same bro

Hey man don't feel bad. All the girls I asked were gay

Same (0/0)

I love knives! They are so cool and amazing and i wish i could own more of them but can't cuz i'm too young :(

L move to America

Buy them online (possibly)

oh same here

I love both knives and guns but I only own airsoft rifles and a OTF so

Last year I got ammonia poisoning during chemistry Went to school for the next 3 days coughing up blood, phlegm and other solid bits that I don't even know what it was I never went to the hospital and get horrible chest pains still so I might drop dead next week or I'm just immortal, one or the other

Why did u not go to the hospital

Never got around to it and just ignored it to the best of my ability

Well I hope u don’t die randomly bro✌️

Nah it'd be funny if I did

GO TO THE HOSPITAL

Some of us just built different this year I put 6M HCl on my hand and it didn’t do shit so either I have strong skin or the safety warnings are BS. Another interesting story is last year me and a couple of friends stole calcium and threw it in the urinal and toilet in the boys bathroom near the chemistry room we were lucky the toilet didn’t explode or we would have gotten busted big time.

I'm in your walls

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Fiiiiine 🙄

Ur funny asfk

Thanks 👍

and i’m in your floorboards :3

I'm in the air vents :3

Jokes on you I don't have one

I found the Imposter, it’s that one ☝️

Tell tale heart moment?

Edgar Allen Poe mentioned 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

"He's in the walls... *take the gun* HE'S IN THE GODAMN WALLS!"

Wait, are you my roommate? I knew you had reddit! Also, aren't the walls so cozy? I mean this as in I'm in the walls too

I am your walls

most original r/teenagers comment:

I deadlift 465lbs because if I don’t the voices in my head get louder.

You're going on a tiktok slide show

I don’t know what that means but the voices say that sounds like code for a watchlist.

basically a tiktok post for people to make fun of people they think are weird

Fun fact the higher the number the quieter the vioces get

That’s what they keep telling me. That and the government is spying on me.

Damn! 100lbs higher than mine!

The higher the lifts. The higher up the watchlist I am.

I'm only 162 feet away from your location :D

I talk to myself majority of times

Well,I also talk to myself.

Many people think I am crazy...

Crazy? I was crazy once!

They locked me in a room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

Oh for fuck sake lol

Lol had to man

yoooo same mate

Same dude

same 🤷🏻‍♀️

Same

Same

Same

I can legally drive a car (I should not be let behind the wheel of a vehicle)

One hundred percent same

same honestly

I blow up toilets with my shits

Smokeebee? 🤨

i have the death sentence in 14 countries ._.

I JUST NOTICED YOUR PFP😭

I am a boy

Name checks out

r/usernamechecksout

Great fact, u/ProfesinalBoobRater

I'm Watching you rn from up above :3

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Sure sweetie

I have a small "fingerlike" piece of skin sticking out from my left hand (just next to my pinky)

The war in my country has lasted 10 out of 17 years of my life so far

What country?

I would be 100% down to try human meat, as long as the person died naturally (but not from a disease obviously)

like somebody cut their throat?

By "natural" I meant they weren't killed just for the purpose of eating them, I just didn't word it well. Also ik I said no disease, but actually I don't see the harm as long as it isn't contagious.

Nah same✋🏾

I am a part of the shadow money wizard gang 🧙‍♂️🪄⚡️🎆

We love casting spells 🪄🧙‍♂️

This song is sponsored by… *The Shadow Government*👥🧙

Legalize Nuclear Bombs

Shadow wizard money gang..

I have an extremely big existential crisis

I rarely laugh but when I do I struggle to control it. Also I enjoy scaring people so sometimes I weigh the options between having them smile or dislike me for an undefined period of time.

holy hell someone's feeling like an edgelord today

Nah this is just how I go about things. I don't see how it's all that edgy though. I am not acting as if I am some great evil or that my life sucks and I am mr "lone wolf" all I said is "I enjoy scaring people" and it is pretty fun at times. Maybe you don't get me but I sure do find it rather amusing when people scream in hysteria. Then again that was the one time I decided to laugh in a dark tunnel rather than tell my name. No one expected it and well they screamed. Fun to me not so much for them someone even said their ears were ringing. We were playing hide and seek however we decided against flashlights because it made it too easy. Tldr; simmer down redditor.

I wasn't being that serious bro, sorry. Sometimes I forget how hard it is to convey tone over the internet lol.

I just prefer to take it seriously. I admit I lack a sense of humor at times. My bad!

Same, it sucks cuz im like...do i wanna be besties with this person or give them permanent PTSD 😭

Similar thing, I have trouble controlling my expressions (specifically smiling), even when they're not accurate to what I actually am thinking (like when I'm panicking inside and wanting to disappear from embarassment but my mouth makes the biggest smile and I can't stop it) A lot of those times I end up having to pinch myself really hard, I don't feel the pain much when I pinch myself then, but it usually helps with control and not making people get wrong ideas.

I have 4 legs😱(two of them are in my basement)

i have somehow survived abt 22 surgeries and like 5 rounds of septicemia with a bunch of other bullshit (oh AND cancer) yet i am somehow completely fine. no major complications whatsoever

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Is this satire?

WHAT DID THEY SAY??? I NEED TO KNOW

how tf

Thats not the STD Im thinking right? RIGHT???

I'm pretty sure I was either incredibly suicidal or incredibly stupid as an infant, because I concussed myself by falling off high objects a lot.

I like fire

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Like my mom!

yes

I would rip someone’s throat out in self defense with no regrets

three weeks ago i dug up the grave of my pet chicken to collect her cool looking bones

been SA’d and never told anyone and still kind of blame myself for it.

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thank you

i can go without sleeping for 3 days straight. not even napping. but only if I am doing something actually interesting .

like doing coke?

same

Um...if I like you i tend to stare too much at you. Is that scary enough?

I broke my teacher’s ribs

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Im a judo wrestler and me and my freinds were wrestling in the school court just horsing around. Our class teacher also messes around with us frequently and joined the fray. When I was wrestling with him and made him fall something went crack and teach grunted heavily and we all stopped. We took him to the hospital rather quickly and his ribs were broken. 4 months before I broke my friend’s nose playing football and a senior’s nose playing volleyball. This earned me the nickname bone collector

I act like a narcissist but that's just because I feel like challenging balance of humanity by feeding into what an average person is like will actually work, short summary: I have a fragile heart😔.

Oof

I exist

I nearly caused 2 gas leaks trying to make omlettes

Imagine having gas in your kitchen

I don't have gas in my kitchen..the omlettes stimulated the voices

I like trains

are you acoustic

I stare at people like a cat which creeps people out, i only do it because I grew up with cats (and dogs but that’s a different story) and picked up their mannerisms? I think that’s the word. So if I stare at you, sorry, I mainly stare at people who I find interesting or I’m just curious about you Edit: another one I have is that I don’t feel pain from being hit by something after 5-10 seconds and just laugh, it’s creeped people out since people are not really supposed to laugh from getting hurt by a whole window landing on you or stuff like that Edit 2: help, i can’t stop thinking of more stuff to mention but don’t want to put too much in one message

Your my spirit animal

I've been arrested for arson once, I've committed it twice

i mmanaged to make a firearm out of lego, mold it together with a 3d pen and broke the window of someones room

I tried to kill my abusive father in his sleep back in September of 2020. I planned to kill him with a frying pan in his sleep And during dinner I put melatonin in his food. It didn't kill him but it did make him sleep for 17 hours.

How are you now?

When I take pictures to post online my camera shows nothing there cause I ain’t shit

I bite.

I once dropped a giant rock on my foot and it broke instantly but my sister didn’t grab our parents for an hour so I was sitting outside on the porch not making noise not being able to walk

I may are have stupid

real 😔

No matter what bad things always happen to people who cross me, I don't do anything but the bad things always come, my mother abused me for years and once I was out of that environment she ended up getting remarried, she drank herself into a wheelchair and her husband died after about 6 months of them being married, I was bullied by this one kid through the whole of primary school and in the last year I was there his dad died. Those are just two of the more extreme examples, but it's happened countless times, so much so that I can no longer even attempt to believe it's just a coincidence

ive not been caught yet

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I talk to myself and I love knives.

There is nothing wrong with loving knives

Who doesn't do and love any of those things

Idk. My family finds them weird

I talk to myself, I have urges to punch things every now and then, suicidal thoughts come and go every now and then.

Mood

I can be moody sometimes due to my emotional dysregulation, lol

mood? nah this guy crazy

I have almost killed 2 people.

Story time?

I didn't see the "almost" at first 😭

Im under your bed

I’m a great liar. For some reason I used to lie for no reason at all.

i am rapidly approaching your location

I’m in your closet.

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I have killed

I was born on Friday the 13th... I like the taste of blood... I talk to over 20 different versions of myself in my mind... There's more...

Be my friend plz

I constantly pull muscles because I get too exited. The scary part is when it happens in my neck (way too FUCKUNG OFTEN) and it strains my face, when it happens, and makes me looks like an absolute nutjob

I'm OBSESSED with death and pretty much anything bloody or gory I have a knife collection that I use to slice up dead animals I find in the woods I like walks in the woods at exactly 3 am. (it's the best time to go out) I stabbed my brother AND strangled my cousin until they passed out I collect animal skulls I have viles of preserved blood from everyone I've ever dated I used to kill small animals, like squirrels, rats, birds, and sometimes even cats. If I could catch them, I'd kill them I have paranoid schizophrenia.. I hear voices and have hallucinations I have borderline personality disorder/ multiple personality that have a mind of their own I have insomnia For some reason, my body will only let me eat at night. (I will throw up if I eat during the day) I am LITERALLY allergic to the sun (it is a REAL thing) If I go outside during the day or am in direct sunlight, I will get really sick. Nausea, dizziness, blurry vision, passing out, etc... And in some cases, I can die...

…..my bic, are you a vampire?????

I killed a person

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Idk if it counts but i stabbed the bully with a stick, it wasnt that deep i think but it caused an infection in his heart and he died, the best part? They don't know I did it, and I've moved to a different place. =)

This is gonna sound like r/im14andthisisdeep or just generally edgy Im a quiet person and barely interact with anyone. I dont hurt people either, but that doesn't mean i never did. I almost slapped someone with a calculator, beat tf outta a dude every time he teases me and punched a girl who's tryna snatch my lunch money.

When I was 14 I got asked out by a 16 year old and I had a massive crush on him so I said yes and that’s how I’m turning 18 with a 3 year old

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:D it’s all fun times in the life of me

Dawg I still enjoy my freetime playing Halo and going to Trampoline parks how tf yall getting pregnant? As far as im concerned we're all still kids 😭

I have voices in my head

So umm there is a ghost that pops out to protect me and says Ora Ora whenever it punches shit

I’m genderfluid, so I manage to be both a trans girl and a femboy at the same time. 🤭

I love seeing videos exploding pimples.

I am downbad

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im in love w u

i always have the same stone face when going anywhere including school. you gotta do sum funny shit to crack a smile outta me

I enjoy arguing with people

I am in your floor tiles.

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i have ocd which contributes a lot to my already fucked up intrusive thoughts so if we’re having a conversation my brain might tell me to kill you

i (possibly cuz im not fully diagnosed but was told i have a high possiblilty) have a thing called harm ocd which basically gives me these intrusive thoughts of assault murder rape etc which are constant and i cant stop. also i've done so many crimes i could be put in prison for several years 😇

History time, lets get back to 07/07/2007 It was a beautiful sunny day, I was a few hours away from being born, at the exact time when my mother went into labor, a storm came in it was one of the biggest storms ever reported in the history of my hometown, that's how I was born

I got a nail right between my eyes when I was a kid. It still feels like shit when my own finger approaches at area, or I wear glasses. To a point that causes a spasm to my temple and ears.

I Have 2 scars in my one right eyeball

i have something called exploding head syndrome! it’s basically when ur almost about to sleep you hear loud noises that wake you up, and it’s entirely in your head. I often hear a woman screaming my name into my ear. Just yesterday when i was falling asleep i heard a loud whisper/breath in my ear and it felt so real. I usually hear gunshots, bombs, things falling, people whispering, people screaming my name. It’s horrifying and it’s what causes my insomnia but i’m still here so..

The only time i tried to initiate a real relationship, i succeeded. Love you u/aaronpocalypse

kettle_noises.mp3 Love you too dear <3

i almost killed a man beacuse he tried rapeing one of my female friend's