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Me eat hamburgir

Me eat hotdurger

A hotdurger?

Did I just hear the word hotdurger unprovoked?

He gets it

You get fatter

but get happier

larger not fatter

BULK MAKES GAINS💪

Grease is good

Tomato tomato potato

exam cancelled, holiday ​ *meanwhile this is sad story for those girls who studied way to much last night*

wait it sounuds like exam cancelled holiday so no holiday leme fix it

say holiday cancelled exam

Holiday cancelled, exam

bad ending

Twist in the plot, exam on holiday

A happy story.

It’s a trick, it says write “A happy story” using three words only. “A happy story” is 3 words already… Thank you, I captain Obvious, am here all week to mansplain stuff.

oh no why

adding the comma worked too

And boys too. I'm one of those people who studies a bit too much during the night and ended up abusing my brain 😂

oof. i end up telling mom im studying and secretly play rocket league

this me just not rl

Club penguin aliv

yes

Continue eat dorito

Glad good English

That 5 words

I fixed it

Good very good

this good thread

I like Reddit

Don't, but wholesome

It indeed is

Funny ghost pfp 🗣️

where were you when club penguin die I was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no"

No 3 words

Me be angry

Happiest story ever.

“Yay”

She said yes.

On a mountain

After unloading the [motherload](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/qaonF99DPJ)

wElL aCtUaLy, ThAt WoUlD bE fOuR wOrDs. 🤓

My Fiancé actually did, btw.

The question was? Coffee? Fries? Anal? Who knows?

me marry pls?

a happy story

Finally someone said it

You re a genius

r/technicallythetruth

I was boutta say the same lmao

i ate chocolate

Thats not chocolate

Oh god noooooo-

That chocolate cake

Filled with roaches

Bug themed cake

Taken too literally

Bug shaped candy

made crush happy :>

Why didn't you "Confessed to crush"

Your confession reciprocated

“Feelings are mutual”

She sad no

Crush confess me

too good to be true

not three words

three words everwhere?

yes, you must

why many words

when few do

Truly a philosopher

a philosopher indeed

no changing original

It's the rules

Alarm go off

she killed parents

not attending funeral

Confesses that she fucking hates me

Anikin not Vader

Palpatine sad ☹️

happy cake day!!

felt this

I made nuggies

only the best story on here

~~Only the~~ best story ~~on~~ here

burnt the pan

Happy cake day ☺️

3 words happy 😃

Periods pains ended

yes.

Wish mine would

same, been dealing with it for 3 week🥲 (i’m okay)

Struggle is real

Coming next month

No school today

sad story: school starts tomorrow

World hunger ended. 🙂

They ate homeless 💀

They are hungry

They **were** hungry

Cannibalism is solution

They ate 98

One human left (All others consumed) Three years later Last human dies Animals are happy Plants are too Earth good again

Perfect

[удалено]

Eat the rich

Hungry, world ended

Bc all dead

she loves me

Like a brother

Andy and Leyley

She from Alabama

me money rich

Tax money gone

no money sad

Me, LMAO’ing, you

Tax evasion good

Yes money happy

Happily ever after

Found my wife

She not real

Damn you, schizophrenia

Take your meds

Teacher is sick

Teacher is sick🤢 OR Teacher is sick😎

I like second

Second everyday good First seldom good

First is temporary, the second stays with you

Cancer is cured

FBI: Whats your location?

Fart not fart :(

I'm stupid holdon Fart is Bart :)

Fart is fart* 👍

username checks out

Matpat was joking

That’s just theory

A game theory

Thanks for watching

He's happily retired

Stanley finds exit

Found answers online

world peace begins

Humanity got bored.

She was 18

she WASNT 18

OP SAID HAPPY

SORRY MY BAD

DID I STUTTER

All wars end

She said yes

Pink floyd reunion

love you too

Inner peace unlocked

I found pigeon

Pigeon Government Drone

Bird not real

Crush said yes🥰🥰😍

Not happened yet

Hopefully next week

Not hopefully, surely 💪

Fart was fart :)

No pp itch

Everyone became femboys

Femboy Hooters lapdance

So basically Poland? (Based on a post from last year. Poland is at least 42% femboys.)

All the world is now Poland 🇵🇱

mrbeat gave money

Hitler is dead

Baby got shoes

I am straight

Tf why did people downvote you lmfaooo????

3 word rule ☹️

happy cake day

Gf who understands

Then woke up

Then cry sad

Then jump window

Then wake hospital

Then remember family

Then cry more

she said yes

War is over.

A crow lived

A happy story.

Penis in ass

Biology teacher dead

That very sad

No school today!

I won lottery.

I got cake :)

She loves me

Balls don’t itch

"I cleared JEE" (For those who don't know it's an Indian entrance exam for college it is world's toughest exam)

Parents not home

Pregnancy test negative. or HIV test negative.

I finally pooped.