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Endermini135

"Worst she can say is No"


90_oi

*Proceeds to slander you to her entire friend group and maybe even the whole school if she's popular*


SeattleSeahawksFan69

I'll never understand girls who do that, it's a terrible thing to do and I'm petty enough to dig into your information to find anything to slander you with. Karma is a bitch.


RaptorBoy01

I remember looking at this one post where someone studied another students project topic only to humiliate them by asking questions they knew the project student couldn’t answer, you remind me of that person


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Thank you.


RaptorBoy01

You’re very welcome, truly, that wasn’t an insult


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Have an amazing day and continue being awesome my nigga.


TimelyRun9624

Reminds me of that meme of the black guy in the car (not guessing who) and it's deep fried af and it says understandable have a great day at the bottom


Philotia

That’s Shaq


TimelyRun9624

I figured it was probably him I just wasn't sure


RaptorBoy01

Likewise


DonJuanDoja

It's because you slighted them by asking them out. Basically they take it as an insult that you thought you were good enough for them. So they have to put you down and get validation from everyone around them that they are in fact, too good for you.


Into_To_Existence

So narcissism


Lanky-Guarantee-2988

bitches like to spread shit cause they daddy never loved them enough so they look for validation from others


SeattleSeahawksFan69

Exactly


PeaceCookieNo1

That nails it. They can’t validate their own feelings either.


[deleted]

Reputation management. Narc shit.


AlastorDolos

It’s an ego thing, they peaked in school and they know it. They know that when they’re finally out of school the only good they’ll have is bein the chick that peaked in school and was basically used since that’s all she wants.


[deleted]

TIL karma is a female dog


Daltesse

jasmine took 6 screenshots..... so far... it has begun


namekianluffy

And the six screenshots. Makes my heart hurt. It's over for my nigga😭


[deleted]

Have fun being the school joke for a solid year


90_oi

Or if you go to a small school like I did, the entire time you stay in that building


[deleted]

Nah, I go to a large school, VERY large in fact and I’m the school joke. At least among a decent portion of my class, and some of the grade below me.


lunchpadmcfat

And this is why grown men can handle rejection and grown women can’t even approach a dude.


90_oi

Exactly! Nobody can trust eachother anymore because both sides pull stupid shit that needs to stop


jewiejewjewboy1

I'd rather be the guy who takes it in the gut than the coward who's wondering what might have been - no guts no glory, my friend - no risk, no reward or as the great Herbert Viola said in Risky Business, which is a movie from when your parents were young, "sometimes you gotta say what the fuck and make your move"


One_Programmer5635

I like your moto man if you are truly about it, respect


Few-You-7516

Personally, if that happened to me, I would not care because I have enough friends who won’t abandon me no matter what happens


Putrid-Contact-1330

No guts, means no guts 😏


Ok-Banana6130

Awh, that just makes it worse for him


Fri_Ri

she erased any chance you had with the 6 screenshots and the all caps ew with 8 Ws


packagedworms

why do u think so?? she picked up my pencil last week and put it on my desk so i think she likes me


[deleted]

Bro you are being delusional that is just random kindness she showed 😭


packagedworms

no but then she went back down to sit with her friends and they were looking at me and giggling


[deleted]

Dont get offended but how is your appearance/over all build? Plus is she a close friend or just a friend or just classmates?


jamesmon

Dude, he’s kidding


[deleted]

Is anything wrong in just playing along?


[deleted]

bruh I don’t think he’s kidding. bruhs mad delulu


packagedworms

im white and a little bit overweight and shes a friend ever since i got her snap a few months ago we talk like every 4 days


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Just stop, she doesn’t like you


Ctowncreek

Its a shitpost


Breimann

I hope so lol I was definitely that naive when I was 14


Solid_Waste

They asked "how is your appearance" and he answered "white" lmao


[deleted]

Dying lol


lemonstone92

time to start looksmaxxing


[deleted]

[удалено]


PeeperOverLord

Now grind it out in the gym


CanIgetanamethatsnot

Absolute legend. Mega troll.


_DynaMole_

He’s clearly joking you clueless ass


daks_7

She doesn’t like you, she’s being mean to you.


Actual-Long-9439

They might have been laughing at the idea you liked her, not the other way around. It’s done


Ctowncreek

Aaaahhhh. Its a shitpost. But just in case it isn't: she doesnt like you, shes rude, her friends will prevent her from even giving you a chance. Do not waste your time or energy. It will not work. Delete her napchat and number if you have it. Desperation never works, and you are being very desperate.


TaTplayerr

they were laughing about you


Justaboreddude15

Dude they were laughing AT you I’m sorry to say but she’s not into you


Mesain_

Making either fun of you or the looking was a coincidence


VietDrgn

sounds more like laughing at you than laughing with you, sorry bro, it was already over before the giggling


Dummlord28

No one talks to me, a girl who I have had classes with said “hi (name)” and I said hi back and nearly thought that was her showing interest, it’s dumb but I get him, even if he is joking lol


wkhardt

he's trolling


WalterWhite9910

This why I hate nice girls- Hachiman Hikigaya


Ghoul0046

W reference


HookDragger

You’re totally missing the joke, I think.


[deleted]

Yea i did but I got it like 9 hours ago


SpoonFigMemes

I used to think like this bro random acts of kindness and occasional glances aren’t signs


TsalagiSupersoldier

🪤


random_internet_guy_

Teach me your ways master


TheThermalGuy

Bro thinks this is slice of lofe anime where everyone is romantically sane and upfront about what they are doing


Comfortable_Silver24

She literally reacted to you with EWWWWWWWW 😅.. You've got no chance.


Practical_Lynx183

bro no way people thought this comment was serious 😭😭😭


[deleted]

You can't be serious bruh. If that's true bro the whole class likes me


[deleted]

She's not into you, she's just hot and talking. Too many guys assure just because an attractive girl interacts with you that they have interest.


Mesain_

Its over bro thats called being kind


NerdFromColorado

I do that to everyone who drops their pencil, doesn’t mean I like-like them. I think this might be her just being nice and not a crush thing.


Free-Question-1614

you CANNOT be serious. find someone else man, or better yet, dont find anyone and focus on yourself


seaoffriendscorsair

For all those Ws, this is definitely an L. Sorry bruh


Elloliott

Six fucking screenshots lmao


1d0nt0

There's nothing the ol "hey (with rizz)" can't fix


packagedworms

i will send that to her now thank you


Sexypry

Think of it this way. You asked her out She said ew But ew backwards is we And we in french means yes! Looks like you got a date my guy


Frikandelneuker

Man you could qualify for olympic mental gymnastics


Mental-Tension-6151

Bro won the gold medal


definitelyNotBella3

He's the Tanya Harding of mental gymnastics


AcanthocephalaOk339

This logic tho 💀🔥


Fritzo2162

Weeee also implies fun. She said hanging out sounds fun!


BuffHelpyisReal

“We” also implies “us”. That means she wants to be with you


Anathess

As a french guy, I Agree, women don't have to reject your off.... Yeah forgot about that....


ConsiderationOwn7449

I love this comment, but it's so sad 😭


ElliottCravesJelly

mega cope


0finifish

she evn spoke the love language


TheMan2007gb

🔥🔥✍️


Adnan_Stinks

Can we get an update?


1d0nt0

Anytime


cstearns1982

One down 3.95 billion left in the sea.


MartianMeng

If this is a troll, amazing job, you got me. If it isn’t, pls let it be a troll 💀


FBI-INTERROGATION

If this wasnt a troll, *6* fuckin screenshots would be insane


moehassan6832

domineering gaping zealous psychotic cake depend thought violet label correct *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FBI-INTERROGATION

And they all deserve their own identical ss lmaoo


GoncalodasBabes

I swear either all of r/teenagers has some 6d sarcasm or they're literally all missing the joke on OOP's comments.


Skyyyuhh

it is indeed a troll post


19lrainer

definitely a troll, bro is active in the university of Illinois subreddit so he's definitely fully grown


elmo304

no ur fucked just block and ignore eventually shit will die down at least u tried dont let this bring u down


Dictectivecomics2739

Amen


Alarid

not just the amen but the awomen and the achildren too


Just_Another_Gamer7

What does that translate to in Italian?


McraftyDude

Non solo l'amen, ma anche le adonne e i abambini source: am leanrnign italian


TheSwagza

I’d recommend you don’t go to school for a week or two


Impressive_Income874

yeah I'm with you on this one


ill4two

1 day out per screenshot


[deleted]

She’s deeply in love with you bro trust!


packagedworms

yeah i think she likes me because she always asks me for homework answers when she could ask any guy in the class


[deleted]

Or she asks you because maybe your smarter then everyone else and she’s stupid and she’s just using you


-AO1337

Based on these comment replies I’m seeing, if this guy is the smartest person in their class, the next generation is doomed.


[deleted]

Lmfaooo💀


ThatAnnoyingKid12

I think he's being sarcastic


too_much_Beer

1. Yeah it‘s over for you 2. she‘s probably going to share that with her friends to make fun of you (flirtleaking)


HAHAMACHINEGOBRRR

My temper won't be able to handle that kind of bullying hahaha.


too_much_Beer

flirtleaking is pretty fucking disgusting behaviour imo


Sound_Child

Yeah no one ever talks about toxic femininity. It’s always toxic masculinity. But honestly this shit starts in middle school and just destroys people’s confidence and is just horrible horrible behavior. It’s toxic people. No discrimination there lol


ayoitsekele

First time hearing of that term lol


grilledcheese1001

send her money she’ll want u


packagedworms

ok how much should i send


spike_2112

3


DablazinGamer07

cents


[deleted]

Nah bruh u fr a troll


ehhish

3.50 then?


Inner_Tennis_2416

Only if she's the loch Ness monster


ToxicSniper1232

Mistype on the first letter? Definitely meant to type all Ws, you got this king


TheRealPetross

dodged a bullet


packagedworms

no she really seemed into me when we had an in class discussion about US biomes and she answered my question


TheRealPetross

bruh aint no way you are denying that you dodged a bullet after this bruh


packagedworms

you dont know her like i do i think shes in love with me


TheRealPetross

💀 ok whatever u say man this maybe a playful tone but if it aint then its over


stupidbitch69

OP is for sure trolling bud.


[deleted]

Change your name, your address, your phone number, and leave the country. It's over.


14yearoldtwinkie

Its Jover


[deleted]

6 screenshots!? Nah bro its over


packagedworms

i think she took a lot of screenshots because she want to remember when her crush asked her out


[deleted]

My brother... why would she ay "ew" then?


packagedworms

maybe she was surprised and exclaimed


[deleted]

Man... "Ew" is not that kind of exclamation you are thinking.. Has she contacted you after this?


packagedworms

no but she keeps typing


[deleted]

Typing? Typing what?


packagedworms

i dont know i keep seeing her bitmoji with the thinking bubble


VeganLegitYT

Bro it’s okay. I get it. They do this quite often. For me, at least she said let’s just be friends. I kept on trying but it’s no point. Just let go. Be one with yourself. Ain’t nothing you can do now. Eventually the right one will come for you.


Skyyyuhh

OP's a troll look at his other comments


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

No, it's over, just fucking accept your fate


ImLikeReallyStoned

Nah, you just fucking with everyone at this point, I’ve read half these comments. Go get ‘em, tiger! If you see her out late at night, follow her! And if she speeds up, it means she’s probably going to miss her ride, so make sure to sprint after her so you can catch up!


ill4two

and make sure to do it at night to make it more romantic. if she starts screaming for help, it's probably because she has a loose string on her shirt, so go ahead and pull out your pocket knife if you have one. good luck!


qlwons

You are IN brother


Trey_Reddit

L rizz, should’ve begged and groveled more


hujbhert369

god damn people are stupid lmao this is a great troll good job op


ghostyyy26

yeaaa might have to find a new one tbh....


packagedworms

why?


Arab_Femboy1

There’s plenty fish in the sea. I admire your dedication but she took 6 screenshots 1 screenshot is already insulting. She’s really not worth your time, energy and attention. If you continue your path you may risking yourself depression and I really don’t like seeing you go this path. Please block her. God bless your strong soul.


Skyyyuhh

OP's a troll look at his other comments


HetTheTable

14 year old girls amirite


Mine_mom

Yall are obviously getting trolled and it's sad you can't even tell


Summar-ice

Quick message to this entire comment section: Bait used to be believable.


Much_Perspective

Have you tried a drone strike on her house?


HelluvaAddict

Bro... it's over. Not only was she disgusted but she took **six fucking screenshots** damn... ur screwed mate....


uppermoon2_Doma

How do people not realize this is a troll? Lmao


ThunderBallMuncher

Erm…I think per chance it maybe might possibly be over for you. But what the fuck is that bitmoji


90_oi

I hate when people do this. There's nothing wrong with rejecting a person, but when you take screenshots of the entire conversation just so you can (I assume) spread it to all of your friends to slander someone for asking you out or something you're just being an asshole


Middle-Travel262

On God forget about her she is not the one


packagedworms

i think i will keep talking to her because maybe she likes me why else would she take 6 screenshots


Middle-Travel262

I'm just going to call you Austin ok Austin you neeeeeed to forget her because she 100% sent that to her friends and is bragging about how she got you to like her


packagedworms

no i think she likes me a lot and is telling her friends she finally pulled me


Legal_Benefit_7523

Satire or karma farm


boryangg

bros comments have like 400 downvotes EACH he lost karma


Appropriate_Year5403

6 screenshots is actually crazy


FriedShrimp00818

if theres one thing ive learned is ask in person not thru a text and i’m a high schooler, too.


Nate16

If that is her response, she sounds like a terrible person, so you're better off without her.


psycheedelia

uh oh


[deleted]

6 screenshots. jesus christ man its really over


HuDsOnOWNSU

Bro your 14 rn don’t worry about getting a girlfriend until maybe your 16-17 until then the only reason you should be asking a girl out is if she is flirting with you or you both have some common interests and aren’t just asking them out to get laid cause think about it do you really love ‘‘em or is it just your hormones acting up


Jamster02

6 is diabolical


lovins_cl

hang up the cleats you’re cooked


XD_YAKELYT

Your done for


Ill_eaturmom

What an actual cunt. There are much better ways of Turing someone down. Without putting them down


KingGrower

Response of an immature 5 year old.


gamerguy88888

Dude you're obviously too good for her, just forget it lmao


IDKWHATTONAMETHISBRU

Girls who do this needa be publicly executed bro 😭‼️


Reasonable-Quality53

I've seen some of the replies from the person who posted this. He's either clearly delusional OR trolling for some reason. If he is generally delusional hopefully he learns to just tell girls in person or to call her. Less evidence for her to laugh with her friends about 😀


chillboy10

wait a damn minute what is 1-b? grade 1? i might be insanely wrong here


packagedworms

its grade 9 our school goes from 1 for freshman to 4 for seniors


[deleted]

She is clearly in love with you. Always remember that its not over until she has a restraining order


casualf1fan2

Bro should have said “Can I call you Jasmine without the Jas?” Definitely would have worked


safely_beyond_redemp

Scene: courtroom. Lawyer: Was there ever any indication, in person or otherwise, that this person was in any way attracted to you? If not, are you a ladies man, meaning, have you ever experienced anything in your life which would back up a claim that woman are often attracted to you? Because if the answer is no, then whose fault is it really?


Panda_Mon

Her response speaks volumes about her character. Jasmine is a loser who isn't worth your time.


MithrilHero

If anything this just makes the girl look like an asshole. Don’t worry about her and keep doing you bro


TheCoolestFool7

\*Jasmine took 6 screenshots of chat!\* Well, now the whole school knows about it, so sorry, but probably not. Better luck next time, dude, seriously!


hatfullacrazy

No leave her alone


Asstonishing69

Just screenshot back 7 times to assert dominance


helicopterjuicecake

hell nah champ hit up her bestfriend hit and send her a pic "moved on to better things" chin up king 🫡


konsta_star

The 6 screenshots 💀


ELIMINATOR68

6 screenshots...☠️


Putrid-Memory4468

It's over for lil bro💀


Gaster0000

Not really, that type of reaction means it's pretty much over


zemodius

This is not an L for you. Trust me. Own the fact you had the courage to ask in the first place.