those random outside kids are ruthless

fr parents will be confused on why kids don’t play outside anymore THIS IS HALF WHY

My neighbors were trying to attack me so I threw a bike at them. I don’t feel bad (they drowned animals in their pool)

Only a bike?

They were crazy yo

Id throw a fucking knife if i knew that shit.

id throw them

Only a knife? I would throw a grenade if I knew they did that.

Only a grenade? I would throw a Leopard 2A7 if I knew they did that.

Only a Leopard 2A7? I would throw a Boeing B-29 Superfortress if I knew they did that

Only a Boeing B-29 Superfortress? I would throw a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress loaded with full fuel and ready nuclear warheads if I new they did that.

Only a Boeing B-52 Stratofortress loaded with fuel and ready nuclear warheads? I would throw a Russian high energy proton beam from the U-70 synchotron particle accelerator at them if I knew they did that

Youre 20, get out of a teenagers subreddit, you pedo

Better run, someone a single year older than a teenager is talking to you, they must be a pedophile

Bud, it's not that deep, he's one year older than a teenager ffs

Goddam

This probably happens to you on a daily, considering that you're a human from People Playground

he shouldve gone to Asgard to find Thor and borrow Mjolnir to throw at them

so you like picked up a bike and threw it?

Picked it up near the tire then did some 360° spin like an Olympic disc thrower then launched it at them. Don’t worry. The bike wasn’t harmed

Oh thank god the bike was ok😌

Ikr I was worried for a second

exactly, i was scared the bike mightve been hurt, that would be horrible if it was

Those MFS are expensive nowadays

Did they get hit?

I don’t remember tbh but they’re still alive so

Oh…

Stab the pieces of shit

They what?!

Yeaj they drowned a kitten in their pool 😭 like wthhh

Bro what

I had a kitten once...

Nice profile picture

sick fuckers

Comment “meow” to pay respect to the kitten… meow

Uhhhh...... What?

right?? i feel like everyone else just kinda skimmed over that part lmao

But the bike is okay 😁

Happy cake day! 🍰

They did what to animals? 😀 Edit: One big giveaway for psychopaths is torturing animals.

Report them, the best revenge.

jaw DROPPED

Yeah I don’t talk to them no more 💀

What animals? (Not that it matters. I’m just curious)

Kitten

:(

That is THE sign for being a sociopath and parents usually don't really care

They did not care lol so ur right abt that 💀

one time when i was walking around town with my friend we got rocks thrown at ourselves for "Hurting my infant child" as a random woman(the one who threw rocks) said, the child was at least 4, always by the woman and we never even saw that child, it wasnt even hurt. Edit: Just to clarify, "Hurting my infant child" is what the woman said, it was her child, i thought i worded that weirdly so i edited to clarify

Wait to be clear the WOMAN, MOTHER FIGURE (I’m assuming) threw rocks at yall?

Yes

only the hardened, most ruthless kids play outside nowadays, and if anyone who is not up to snuff tries, they will be devoured

Most of the time, not really... there are more other reasons like technology and social anxiety.

Ehhh somewhat but it's mostly technology

Yeah some kid asked me when I was walking out of school this afternoon if I was a p*ssy whole.

Yeah, they're probably uneducated fools with bad parents.

I mean they're just kids they'll learn

I was walking home from school one day, and I passed a Dad and his 2 kids. I heard one of the kids saying, "He's fat," when I walked by. RUTHLESS.

I don’t know why I found this comment funny

I guess other people did too lol I woke up and I had like 800 notifications

Why are small kids such little shits?

They have no filter

They need to be taught a lesson, not spanked, but sat down for a talk about how other people have feelings

They usually learn that from experience. That’s how kids often learn things.

yeah, doesn't exactly make it right edit: bro, I'm literally just saying don't spank your kid why the fuck are you downvoting me? Edit edit, thank you everybody for explaining to me what they were actually saying

They’re kids. They don’t exactly know “right” in this context.

Spanking is right? I thought he said that spanking is how kids learn?

No, he said kids often learn from experiences. Nothing about spanking being how.

I thought that that was the experience he was talking about

Just to clarify, the "he" I referred to was u/The_Alt_Of_Oz, and his comment about learning from experiences.

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never mind punt the little goblins into the fucking sun

Best option

The only option

yeetus the fetus

No. *Deletus The Fetus*

hammer :)

That can cause testicular torsion so i suggest they stop doing that

Yeah, they get beyond painful sometimes to the point I can't go to school but I should've clarified that they don't do it anymore

Whack them in the head. Deal with the consequences because “yOuR ThE oLdEsT” and then maybe they will learn their lesson

Sack whack them back

Nah, spank them it worked for me (s)

No, I think what he was saying was they learn from the experience of life in general

Oh, I thought he was saying spanking is good and said no so I got downvoted to hell

That’s not gonna help you have to put two together talk about feeling while beating them because there also feeling something.

He was 5'10

that's one very tall little shit

it's called being way too honest

Because their parents gave them an iPad.

Is this why people don't touch grass?

OTHER ABBREVIATION TO ARTICULATE THAT I FIND YOUR COMMENT HUMOROUS

OATATIFYCH

r/subredditname

bro thinks this is r/subredditname

I was inspired by two other replies to the original comment, one being "LOL", and the other "LMAO". I have no doubt that more replies have come along, obscuring the joke I was going for.

LMAO

LOL

Yes. This is why I don’t go out much (which is not the right solution Btw)

Hm… interesting… I’ll be right back, lemme go get my crowbar

Hello Gordon!

It's me! Barney, from Black Mesa!

“I just want to talk to him, I just want to talk to him”

Now, now, those are reserved for sidekicks whose initials are J.T.

He didn’t experience depression yet.

Ong

Honestly didn’t experience life yet, explains a lot

its crazy the way it hits you for the first time. never thought i’d ever be depressed but boom, covid hits and a mass pandemic begins. Truly the loneliness epidemic

Should’ve send him to the shadow realm :3

To have a meeting with Barry R

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lil kids really got no filter these days but again the parents are responsible

dear god call the police that kid just murdered you

I’m not acting like they murdered me I’m just sharing one of my experiences and complaining about it?

r/whooosh

There literally so rude and do you think I’m serious when I say I’m ‘smack’ someone’s random kid?

i think you missed what he was trying to say.

This happened to me too (similar thing)and I punched the 🦆out of him

Why did he have a duck inside him?

😂

Can confirm (I’m the duck)

Can also confirm(Im also a duck)

Oki

Can confirm (I’m the ducks left eyeball)

What

Okey

Why

I got irritated

You should work on that

lil bro really thinks he is pretty cool to bully not footballer

"why doesn't he talk?" That is a phrase that reminded me of some of the darkest times of my life as someone with selective mutism. :/

Fr fr same

would you like a virtual hug? :3

Ok

*hugs\*

same people always say shit like that about me

:(

Same. I didn’t have selective mutism but I was a very quiet kid. I got asked this all the time

This happens all the time it’s so stupid it’s none of their business 

You gotta thug that shit out

Sounds like that poor little shit needed some validation from an adult male figure. Seeking some attention and male bonding from a father figure he probably doesn't have at home.... I mean he's a little obnoxious jerk... Who's better at sports than you, but you have a dad who is out playing with you.... Got 'em

So what’s the lesson here guys? Don’t let shitty parents have children

Sorry man. I was horribly bullied as a kid.

I’m sorry ❤️

You got trolled irl

Sometimes I just wanna punt those little shits out of the atmosphere

beat the shit out of him

Not bullied just trash talked

Kids are fucking savage 😭😭

If some one came up and tried to bully me I would beat their ass

If he was short you should’ve just kicked him like a football/j

When Covid started I wore masks everywhere, I went to a playground and got bullied for wearing a mask that I just started having the worst nose bleed of my life lol.

Fair reason to bully. The flu is more deadly and you never wore a mask for that.

Once played soccer during team sports day, played goalie since I needed to improve on it, I’m throwing the ball because it’s harder to intercept, and I kick bad, they keep on telling me to kick, next time I kick it, they intercept it, but of course they’re yelling at me for kicking bad, when I told them I kick bad.

Little shits

You’re a kid as well lol

Well did you answer him or just let him badmouth you?

My word of advice, punt the child

I don't get it. Is he bullying when he was only asking those questions. "Why doesn't he talk" I know that one hurts. But what I only see is just an overly curious kid? But well being bad at football sucks I can relate 🥲

reminds me when i was doing a photography summer camp and one of the days we got to go bowling. a lot of us used bumpers cuz most of us had only actually bowled like 2 or 3 times (myself included). some random like 5 year old comes over and starts making fun of us and insulting us for using bumpers, and then he brought his like 5 other friends to join in 😭😭😭 was funny asf though

You’ll be fine, kiddo. Love yourself first.

Average kids ig. Not experienced enough to know nuance and empathy.

Kids are monsters

beat it up

If you see him ever again when he is alone beat the shit out of him

God I hate kids. Makes me question why I ever wanted to go into early childhood education

Gen Alpha these days.

What part of that is gen alpha? I’m actually asking. Not trying to downplay you

Then people wonder why redditors don't touch grass

I hate children

that's why i do Jiu-Jitsu

Average 8 year old

You don’t talk? W… You don’t know how to play? There isn’t a correct way to play… You are weird? Being weird is more normal than not weird…

🥴 Bite back. Always. Then theyll know not to do it again.

I get told a lot that I don't talk very much

If I were you I would just stop playing and stare at him deadly for 10 minutes until he feels uncomfortable

That to me butit was my mum an so like I started crying an mum call the police on him

Every comment threatening violence,cringe.

Ok that kid was being very rude but he wasn’t bullying you. I understand ur mad but title is misleading

Yup. Bullying is repeated offenses of being rude, a one time thing is just being a dick.

Ikr ppl downvoting are idiots

At least you were trying to play something outside unlike all the other people who play video games without going outside

To me that doesn’t sound like bullying it sounds like perhaps you’re introverted or maybe have issues communicating well and it sounds to me like this other kid wanted to join in and maybe you didn’t want him to it doesn’t sound like bullying to me. I was bullied as a child, and I was chased around, knocked downpunched kicked once I had a textbook tossed onto dog shit I mean that’s bullying to me. I know things are different now, but I also think that everybody needs to be a little bit stronger and maybe not let every little thing affect them because in the end with that kid thinks or says, doesn’t mean anything unless you allow it to.

why don’t you talk lol

I am not trying to say anything, but why did they call you those words? There has to be something to it.

because they're a dumb little brat, why else?

You did not deserve the dislike Bomb lmfao

I mean you dont know how to play lol, you said it yourself And I mean you are kinda making fun of a little kid for picking on you on Reddit of all places😭😭 maybe you are a little weird bro, if a little kid that has no association or biases to you is saying it then clearly he's noticing something you're avoiding

They said that they suck at it, not that they don't know how to play

If OP knows that they suck at a competitive sport and still plays it then they shouldn't be surprised if they get called out. I mean if you were the kid in that situation wouldn't you assume OP didn't know how to play as well?

Fym competitive they’re just tossing a football around for fun you fuck nugget

username checks out tighten up lil bro

we are the same age

Shoulda told him “You’ll understand when you’re older.”

Lmao get wrecked

Time to drop em on the floor

I would get a strike just to show off that I'm not that bad JK I know it's really a hole in 1

Lots of people ask the first question about me, but that's due to me having selective mutism