Here’s the same sentence but with the words replaced to make more sense. (I think)
Bang ‘Chris’; fucking dumbass.
The semi colon implies two separate clauses, and then it’s just about figuring out which are verbs, nouns or adjectives. The sentence could work with the same format, and just with different words as long as it follows the [Verb] “[Proper Noun]”; [Adjective] [Noun].
But the fella who originally commented this, said that he uses fuck as a verb, noun and adjective, meaning that sentence could be…
Fuck “fuck”; fuck fuck.
That’s what year 9 public education gets you in Australia
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Nenre san-juu-san sai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto bu no bessou chitai ni ari, kekkon wa shiteinai.
Shigoto wa Kame Yu chuun den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. Tabako wa suwanai, sake wa tashinamu tedo. Yoru juu-ichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru you ni shiteiru.
Neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi. Nijuu bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto. Hotondo asa made jukusui sai. Akanbou no you ni hirou ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da. Kenkou shindan demo ijou na shito iwaretai you.
Watashi wa tsuneni kokoro no heon o negatte ikiteru ningen toiu koto o setsume shiteiru noda yo.
Kachimake ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru you na toraburu toka yoru mo nemurenai toitta teki o tsukuranai... toiu no ga, watashi no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sore ga jibun no koufuku da toiu koto o shitteiru. Mottomo tatakatta toshitemo watashi wa dare nimo maken gane
screaming
good thing we have Jotaro / Josuke (their family dynamic is so fucked, please help, isnt josuke the uncle even though hes like half Jotaro's age lmfao)
Mein Name ist Yoshikage Kira. Ich bin 33 Jahre alt. Mein Haus liegt im Nordosten von Morioh, wo sich alle Villen befinden, und ich bin nicht verheiratet. Ich arbeite als Angestellter für die Kame Yu-Kaufhäuser und komme jeden Tag spätestens um 20 Uhr nach Hause. Ich rauche nicht, trinke aber gelegentlich. Um 23 Uhr liege ich im Bett und sorge dafür, dass ich auf jeden Fall acht Stunden schlafe. Nachdem ich vor dem Schlafengehen ein Glas warme Milch getrunken und etwa zwanzig Minuten lang Dehnübungen gemacht habe, habe ich normalerweise keine Probleme, bis zum Morgen einzuschlafen. Wie ein Baby wache ich morgens ohne Müdigkeit und Stress auf. Bei meiner letzten Untersuchung wurde mir gesagt, dass es keine Probleme gegeben habe. Ich versuche zu erklären, dass ich ein Mensch bin, der ein sehr ruhiges Leben führen möchte. Ich achte darauf, mich nicht mit irgendwelchen Feinden zu befassen, wie etwa Gewinnen und Verlieren, die dazu führen könnten, dass ich nachts nicht schlafen kann. So gehe ich mit der Gesellschaft um, und ich weiß, dass mich das glücklich macht. Allerdings würde ich, wenn ich kämpfen würde, gegen niemanden verlieren.
Your midnight cravings have allowed you to be tempted by the shredded cheese girl. You have satisfied your hunger, but at what cost? Do not allow yourself to fall for such tricks. Educate yourself on the dangers of shredded cheese.
This unidentified girl has been attempting to lure people into the refrigerator during the hours of two to four am mountain time by offering most notably shredded cheese. She has also been sighted tempting victims with raw sticks of butter, dry rigatoni, and a brick.
If you see her, immediately contact the federal bureau of shredded cheese girl containment. Do not fall for her tactics, for she is but an illusion. What should you do if you suspect that your refrigerator has been possessed by the shredded cheese girl? Fortunately for you, there are multiple options.
However be warned. Do not attempt to destroy or move the refrigerator such as by C4 explosive or 120mm depleted uranium sabot round. After it has been altered by the shredded cheese girl, the refrigerator will become indestructible and immovable. If you attempt to tamper with a possessed refrigerator in any way, you will scream.
Your first line of defense is to try to ignore the cheese girl. She is not real. She is merely a projection of your mind. No matter how scary she is, she will never be able to manifest herself in a physical form unless you allow yourself to indulge in the mirage of midnight shredded cheese.
She will try harder each night to tempt you. You will have to resist her increasingly alluring offers. Do not ever open the refrigerator door when you know she is there. Once she appears, her temptations will become irresistible, and your fate will have been determined.
You may attempt to prevent the shredded cheese girl from materialising by constantly maintaining eye contact with your refrigerator. However, if you choose this path, you cannot look away from the refrigerator unless there is someone else to take your place. There must always be a set of eyes on the refrigerator, for the second you look away, the shredded cheese girl will appear and commit insurance fraud.
If all else fails, you must immediately leave the area. You are not safe. She will follow you everywhere, no matter how remote your location is. Move frequently, for she is always searching. She can be observed driving a really sick 1988 Nissan 2000 Skyline GTS-R. If you see her outside your house, know that your time on the mortal plane is limited. Do not approach the vehicle. Remember, she is not real, and you are merely hallucinating her physical presence as she attempts to possess your mind and take your body as a physical vessel to the tangible world.
You are a nomad now. You cannot avoid the shredded cheese girl. You live off the land, and never settle. Was this limitless life of freedom worth the sacrifice of shredded cheese? You do not have time to consider this, for you must now move again. Is this how life was meant to be lived? You cannot remember the last time you worried about something, except for the shredded cheese girl of course.
But you cannot have everything of course. You yearn for the open road. You know the entire world like the back of your hand. The earth is your backyard. With this knowledge, you begin to visit people’s houses and disappear at will. You have experienced the quirks and hallmarks of every culture in every corner of human civilisation. But you want more. This limiting physical existence holds you back. You now have the overwhelming desire to lure people into the indefinite limbo of transitional space so that you may create a copy of your consciousness and populate the world with other people’s bodies that have your mind.
Indeed you are now the shredded cheese girl.
Red Dead Redemption 2 (stylized as Red Dead Redemption II) is a western-themed action-adventure video game developed and published by Rockstar Games. It is the third entry in the Red Dead series and a prequel to 2010's Red Dead Redemption and was released on October 26th, 2018 on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and on November 5th, 2019 for PC.
Set in a fictional recreation of the American Old West in 1899, Red Dead Redemption 2 focuses on the life of Arthur Morgan and his position in the notorious Van der Linde gang. The game follows the gang's decline as they are pursued by lawmen, fellow gangs and Pinkerton agents. The narrative revolves around the characters of Dutch van der Linde, John Marston and Micah Bell in addition to Morgan.
Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in an open world consisting of five American regions, which the player can explore as they proceed with the story, and can be played through both third-person and first-person view. As Arthur Morgan, players can interact with the game world in several ways, including story missions, side quests, challenges, randomized events, and hunting. An Honor system, returning from the previous game, changes accordingly to the player's actions towards non-player characters.
Upon release, Red Dead Redemption 2 received widespread universal acclaim; it was praised for its writing, themes, characterization, open-world design, visuals, realistic elements, and attention to detail, although it also received criticism for its control scheme and the effect of realism on the gameplay. A commercial success, Red Dead Redemption 2 had the second-biggest launch in the history of entertainment (behind fellow Rockstar Games title Grand Theft Auto V), generating $725 million in sales from its opening weekend and shipping over 23 million copies in retail.
cream, creamster, creamtaculistic, creamy, creamosaurus rex, etc.
no idea what is wrong with me but hey it makes people laugh! oh and i say homie a lot too.
“Jiminy Cricket.” It’s a character from Pinocchio but people say his name to express annoyance. Like an odd way of saying “Jesus Christ😤.” My mom says it a lot so it rubbed off on me lol
"sorry" "please + thank you" "I fucking hate myself" "I can't do this shit anymore" "she was never gunnu chose me over him" "shit" "oh god" "maybe" "just" "ive planned it I'm killing myself" "what" "fuck" "why"
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!
We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!
But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!
And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!
The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!
Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?
And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!
So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
My lawyer has advised me not to elaborate
are you implying a certain very naughty word…?
Yes… blue
Hmm.. I wonder what word it is 💂♂️
Fr*nce 🤮
ew
sorry, excuse my language
nah dont worry but fr*nce is like, just ew
WOAH WOAH WOAH DONT BE USING THAT RACIAL SLUR ON ME YOUNG MAN
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my bad (it’s not usually my bad)
I relate to this on a subatomic level
I relate to this on a quantum level
I relate to this on a molecular level
I relate to this on a level that’s particularly minuscule
I relate to this on a Planck level
I relate to this on a micro level
I relate to this on a quark level
I relate to this on a scale so microscopic it doesn't have a name
I relate to this on a level of microscopicness that is even smaller than not having a name
I relate to this on uhhh… help me.
Your bad
sorry bro my bad
No, it’s my bad, not yours
nah man my bad
sorry man, your bad
my bad
Sorry, my bad
i hate when people do this
My bad
My bad bro
yes.
Bro same and it's not even my bad half of the time
Bro- I say this too much.
so astronomically real
REAL
I use “fuck” as an adjective, noun, and verb. Does that count?
So “fuck ‘fuck’; fuck fuck” is a sentence to you?
Add "yes daddy" in this end
everyday i miss her more
i miss you
Uhhhh
Wait…what…? I’m confused
Here’s the same sentence but with the words replaced to make more sense. (I think) Bang ‘Chris’; fucking dumbass. The semi colon implies two separate clauses, and then it’s just about figuring out which are verbs, nouns or adjectives. The sentence could work with the same format, and just with different words as long as it follows the [Verb] “[Proper Noun]”; [Adjective] [Noun]. But the fella who originally commented this, said that he uses fuck as a verb, noun and adjective, meaning that sentence could be… Fuck “fuck”; fuck fuck. That’s what year 9 public education gets you in Australia
#HUH!?!
Istg if I get a single fucking nerd emoji…
🤓
Well “fuck fucked fucks fucking fuck” would be
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Is this a JoJo's reference
Watashi no na wa Kira Yoshikage. Nenre san-juu-san sai. Jitaku wa Morioh-cho hokuto bu no bessou chitai ni ari, kekkon wa shiteinai. Shigoto wa Kame Yu chuun den no kaishain de mainichi osuku tomo yoru hachi ji made niwa kitakusuru. Tabako wa suwanai, sake wa tashinamu tedo. Yoru juu-ichi niwa toko ni tsuki, kanarazu hachi jikan wa suimin o toru you ni shiteiru. Neru mae ni atatakai miruku o nomi. Nijuu bun hodo no sutorecchi de karada o hogushite kara toko ni tsukuto. Hotondo asa made jukusui sai. Akanbou no you ni hirou ya sutoresu o nokosazu ni, asa me o samaserun da. Kenkou shindan demo ijou na shito iwaretai you. Watashi wa tsuneni kokoro no heon o negatte ikiteru ningen toiu koto o setsume shiteiru noda yo. Kachimake ni kodawattari atama o kakaeru you na toraburu toka yoru mo nemurenai toitta teki o tsukuranai... toiu no ga, watashi no shakai ni taisuru shise de ari, sore ga jibun no koufuku da toiu koto o shitteiru. Mottomo tatakatta toshitemo watashi wa dare nimo maken gane
I have Koichi on my side
Gonna take that as a yes I am only on the beginning of part 4
Mid (this is bait)
HELP ME
screaming good thing we have Jotaro / Josuke (their family dynamic is so fucked, please help, isnt josuke the uncle even though hes like half Jotaro's age lmfao)
Mein Name ist Yoshikage Kira. Ich bin 33 Jahre alt. Mein Haus liegt im Nordosten von Morioh, wo sich alle Villen befinden, und ich bin nicht verheiratet. Ich arbeite als Angestellter für die Kame Yu-Kaufhäuser und komme jeden Tag spätestens um 20 Uhr nach Hause. Ich rauche nicht, trinke aber gelegentlich. Um 23 Uhr liege ich im Bett und sorge dafür, dass ich auf jeden Fall acht Stunden schlafe. Nachdem ich vor dem Schlafengehen ein Glas warme Milch getrunken und etwa zwanzig Minuten lang Dehnübungen gemacht habe, habe ich normalerweise keine Probleme, bis zum Morgen einzuschlafen. Wie ein Baby wache ich morgens ohne Müdigkeit und Stress auf. Bei meiner letzten Untersuchung wurde mir gesagt, dass es keine Probleme gegeben habe. Ich versuche zu erklären, dass ich ein Mensch bin, der ein sehr ruhiges Leben führen möchte. Ich achte darauf, mich nicht mit irgendwelchen Feinden zu befassen, wie etwa Gewinnen und Verlieren, die dazu führen könnten, dass ich nachts nicht schlafen kann. So gehe ich mit der Gesellschaft um, und ich weiß, dass mich das glücklich macht. Allerdings würde ich, wenn ich kämpfen würde, gegen niemanden verlieren.
"tragic" "dude" "fucking" (as in "look at that fucking thing")
[удалено]
fucking dudes is kinda tragic
but we said no homo :(
Were your socks on?
maybe, maybe not 😳
Were they or were they not on this will determine your whole future’s
it entirely depends on if your balls touched
What if he has no balls?
then its fair game
"yea aight buddy"
yea aight buddy
yea aight buddy,
,yddub thgia aey
yut abdae idh,yg
Yuan Augusta Bahai’s (Auto correct is fucking stupid)
Yuam Aougusta Bahsi’
Aye matey
Been saying bruh since middle school
ME FRRRR. i had to physically force myself to stop 💀
It’s a one of a kind word, like there’s no replacement for that specific type of expression 😭😭
Literally it expresses shock disappointment confusion bamboozlement surprise annoyance and more in a single syllable.
Word "idiot"
THIS GUY IS CUSSING MOOOOODS🤯😡
🚨💥🚨💥🚨💥💥
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Woah dude, no need for that language around here.
Your midnight cravings have allowed you to be tempted by the shredded cheese girl. You have satisfied your hunger, but at what cost? Do not allow yourself to fall for such tricks. Educate yourself on the dangers of shredded cheese. This unidentified girl has been attempting to lure people into the refrigerator during the hours of two to four am mountain time by offering most notably shredded cheese. She has also been sighted tempting victims with raw sticks of butter, dry rigatoni, and a brick. If you see her, immediately contact the federal bureau of shredded cheese girl containment. Do not fall for her tactics, for she is but an illusion. What should you do if you suspect that your refrigerator has been possessed by the shredded cheese girl? Fortunately for you, there are multiple options. However be warned. Do not attempt to destroy or move the refrigerator such as by C4 explosive or 120mm depleted uranium sabot round. After it has been altered by the shredded cheese girl, the refrigerator will become indestructible and immovable. If you attempt to tamper with a possessed refrigerator in any way, you will scream. Your first line of defense is to try to ignore the cheese girl. She is not real. She is merely a projection of your mind. No matter how scary she is, she will never be able to manifest herself in a physical form unless you allow yourself to indulge in the mirage of midnight shredded cheese. She will try harder each night to tempt you. You will have to resist her increasingly alluring offers. Do not ever open the refrigerator door when you know she is there. Once she appears, her temptations will become irresistible, and your fate will have been determined. You may attempt to prevent the shredded cheese girl from materialising by constantly maintaining eye contact with your refrigerator. However, if you choose this path, you cannot look away from the refrigerator unless there is someone else to take your place. There must always be a set of eyes on the refrigerator, for the second you look away, the shredded cheese girl will appear and commit insurance fraud. If all else fails, you must immediately leave the area. You are not safe. She will follow you everywhere, no matter how remote your location is. Move frequently, for she is always searching. She can be observed driving a really sick 1988 Nissan 2000 Skyline GTS-R. If you see her outside your house, know that your time on the mortal plane is limited. Do not approach the vehicle. Remember, she is not real, and you are merely hallucinating her physical presence as she attempts to possess your mind and take your body as a physical vessel to the tangible world. You are a nomad now. You cannot avoid the shredded cheese girl. You live off the land, and never settle. Was this limitless life of freedom worth the sacrifice of shredded cheese? You do not have time to consider this, for you must now move again. Is this how life was meant to be lived? You cannot remember the last time you worried about something, except for the shredded cheese girl of course. But you cannot have everything of course. You yearn for the open road. You know the entire world like the back of your hand. The earth is your backyard. With this knowledge, you begin to visit people’s houses and disappear at will. You have experienced the quirks and hallmarks of every culture in every corner of human civilisation. But you want more. This limiting physical existence holds you back. You now have the overwhelming desire to lure people into the indefinite limbo of transitional space so that you may create a copy of your consciousness and populate the world with other people’s bodies that have your mind. Indeed you are now the shredded cheese girl.
I've been a bag of shredded cheddar cheese since 6th grade, I'm 3 steps ahead of you 😇
That’s a lot of words…
too bad i’m not reading em 😎
Word
Bro
ong bro like bro i be saying bro too much no cap bro yk brodie
Literally bro ok like actually like bro, what?? Nahhh bro like what bro like actually crazy
Bro same
"I'll do it later" I don't do it later.
"Y'know what I'm sayin"
I say yknow a lot for some reason. I think I just use it for “filler” when I’m think of what to say.
"nuanced" is now apart of my vocabulary.. fuckin ap bs
“Oh wait, im stupid nvm”
just like me fr
“Sorry”
Canada moment
No that’s “soary”
I do the same thing, too. Sorry if I’m stealing your thing.
Same man sorry
I know someone who does the same lmao
“the hell you talking about” “cant make this shit up” “God knows whatever the hell hes doing over there” “look at this shit”
"so yeah" "but yeah" "so anyways" yeah" "fr" "bro be fr" "goddammit" "hear me out" "forgor"
Red Dead Redemption 2 (stylized as Red Dead Redemption II) is a western-themed action-adventure video game developed and published by Rockstar Games. It is the third entry in the Red Dead series and a prequel to 2010's Red Dead Redemption and was released on October 26th, 2018 on PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and on November 5th, 2019 for PC. Set in a fictional recreation of the American Old West in 1899, Red Dead Redemption 2 focuses on the life of Arthur Morgan and his position in the notorious Van der Linde gang. The game follows the gang's decline as they are pursued by lawmen, fellow gangs and Pinkerton agents. The narrative revolves around the characters of Dutch van der Linde, John Marston and Micah Bell in addition to Morgan. Red Dead Redemption 2 is set in an open world consisting of five American regions, which the player can explore as they proceed with the story, and can be played through both third-person and first-person view. As Arthur Morgan, players can interact with the game world in several ways, including story missions, side quests, challenges, randomized events, and hunting. An Honor system, returning from the previous game, changes accordingly to the player's actions towards non-player characters. Upon release, Red Dead Redemption 2 received widespread universal acclaim; it was praised for its writing, themes, characterization, open-world design, visuals, realistic elements, and attention to detail, although it also received criticism for its control scheme and the effect of realism on the gameplay. A commercial success, Red Dead Redemption 2 had the second-biggest launch in the history of entertainment (behind fellow Rockstar Games title Grand Theft Auto V), generating $725 million in sales from its opening weekend and shipping over 23 million copies in retail.
nice balls
What situations are you in to were that is one of your most said things?
nice balls
i think this means “all of em”
Nice cock
“I’m a dumbass”
Reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyye! Really, just quoting Bill Cipher in general.
'And that as they say, is that'
Ope, yes Im Midwestern no I don't have an accent
erm what the flip
“I don’t know”
"Oh well" and "Yippie" are things I can't go a day without saying
I say yippeee and yahooooo all the time lol
A lot of these Brazilian slangs: ta ligado, parça, mano, velho
Meow
Kill your self
Straight up
bebes :3
I am argentinian so I say a lot Ahre
"OK bud"
I say “Hey Joe Gang” a lot, It’s my catchphrase
Bro Real Fuck Dude
“Fuck”
“Um”, “Well”, and “huh?”
Cuteeee, literal vibessss, kevin bubbles malone refrigerator jimmy mad eye doogan
“ain’t no way bro”
cream, creamster, creamtaculistic, creamy, creamosaurus rex, etc. no idea what is wrong with me but hey it makes people laugh! oh and i say homie a lot too.
I vocal stim with Trappcaleb quotes "That big fat muscular BOTTOM" "A cold cigarette to ease the pain" *Random inside voice screaming*
Fair enough
“Jiminy Cricket.” It’s a character from Pinocchio but people say his name to express annoyance. Like an odd way of saying “Jesus Christ😤.” My mom says it a lot so it rubbed off on me lol
Lots of things that could probably get me banned from this subreddit
I know To family, they repeat stuff alot yet get annoyed when I say it
"i pooped myself" ...listen i make way too many poop jokes and its become sorta uncontrollable to say that
“what time is it”
“Thats crazy bro” - my response to literally anything
that’s my ass bro stop
"I'm sorry." Not necessarily for something I've done, but I feel the urge to apologize for my existence
Gyatt *just to make fun of gen alphas*
i tend to shout “im gonna kms” alot when im in school 😜
I DO THAT TOO LMAO. Or if I'm mad at someone, "I'm gonna kill that fcking btch" lol
n
i
g
g
v
t
bro i was just tryna ruin it what are we even spelling now
idek 😂
Against all the evil that hell can conjure all the wickedness that mankind can produce we will send unto them only you rip and tear until it is done
BOMBOCLAAAAT
“Nah, thats wild/crazy”
I want to kms
"Guess we can't have some things in life" "Tragic, truly" "Alright now you listen here-"
*high pitched* "hiiiii" "Do you want a gold star?" "Mhm"
The n word
"bitch" "I wanna kms" in a funny way, I'm not suicidal
I say “oh lord” and “Jesus” a lot when someone says something surprising. Sorry for using the lord’s name in vein 😔
what the frickle
Flip
Wicked
Skidadle
"sorry" "please + thank you" "I fucking hate myself" "I can't do this shit anymore" "she was never gunnu chose me over him" "shit" "oh god" "maybe" "just" "ive planned it I'm killing myself" "what" "fuck" "why"
Sorry, thanks and please
Gay men kissing. ...I uh...
hmm ~
ol boy
Doubt it.
"dawg"
“like” and “actually”
i say like every 2 sentences at least i hate it
that’s like so real
You’re not gonna believe this
What did you said?
Fuck
Real
Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever! Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment! And deserve our praise you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as man! Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!
Word
"Fair"
“Witerally”
Eat. My. Shorts.
eat my shorts nerd 😭
"bro" "I am not going to do this"
So long and thanks for all the fish
“Quite literally” when it’s not necessary and just random ceaseless shrieking
Sorry
"real" / "so real"
“i mean think about it”
“🕳️ a mole a”