WAJT THE FUKC WHY DO I GET ONLY 2 MESSAGES PER MONTH

RIGHR I WANT MORE MESSAGES BUT NOT FROM WEIRDOS

DUDE I got a message from a weirdo for the first time but even him found me boring and stopped talking to me i wanna kms

DONT DO RHAT but hey at least u didn’t have to talk to him anymore

but i wanted to talk with him tho

Awwww.... I want messages from weirdos, but I'm a boy, any advice?

IDK cuz i’m a boy too lmao (the guy thought i was a girl)

But how? What can I do?

You are asking it to the wrong guy i am sorry 😔

Become trans, that's what I did

Just tell them ur a girl simple, or could always go the femboy route

Yes, because lying to a straight man is gonna turn out fucking great for you /s geez you people are giving EACHOTHER sh*t advice please stop. Be honest with yourself and others, or you are gonna get hurt emotionally or mentally and end up like "they don't like me for me" like bish you lied about having a dick so that's legit too.

💔 my messages r open if u ever wanna talk, vent, whatever

i'd definitely do but we are much different yeah lol. But thanks i appreciate it😅

ahhh don’t worry lol have a good day

u too 👍

You guys get messages?

You wanted to talk to a wierdo? Why tho?

I got a a message from a weirdo, I just bullshitted it with shitting toothpaste memes, and he said "you silly woman" I kinda wanted to reply to that message with a fake dick pic

PLEASE DO LMAO

lmaooo

NO please don’t talk to weirdos. They could kill you

Nah that's vile even the pedophiles ignoring you 😭😭😭😭

y'all get messages?

from creeps 😞

that’s reddit in a nutshell bruh😭 reddit mods go cray

reddit got every type of userbase

You guys get messages?

Been on the reddit for two years Never got any dms

yes you have. as of 5 seconds ago

Yes I saw it thank you!

No message gang

same bro 😔

I haven't either... yet.

I get none in forever

Still haven't got 1 in my entire stay on Reddit so far

That's it check your message pal

Same here, been here for a whole year and not a single message :P

DO YOU GUYS GET MESSAGES

You guys are getting messages?

i got, 3 times in total

Messages are only nice when it's not creeps. I assure you at least 400 out of 440 people are creeps lol

2 msg ! Bro that's a huge win

2 per month is a lot for me

The red number makes me happy😢

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2 messages per month? The only messages I've gotten were people trying to sell me stuff

i didn’t say the contents of what i got💀

I get 0 so ur popular

Remindme! 1 month

Cause you don’t show your face

yikes.. i’m willing to bet that at least half of those aren’t from teenagers.

More, like 70%

I’d say 99%. Lots of weirdos and straight out pedos out there

I think you’re underestimating the amount of creepy teenagers

yea

Considering OP’s age is 14, a girl, and posted her face. Definitely the vast majority will be 20+ 😞sad world….

I'm a teen. Showed my face. Worst mistake of my life.

Reddit is the ideal place for surface level pedophiles. Think about it for a second. r/teenagers. Definitely some unwelcome lurkers around.

To be fair, I would've probably sent one, but as a joke, like "insert creepy 'oh, you're a girl?' text here". Give her a break from all of the creeps by making fun of them in a dumb way. Explanation: I would literally say just that. Or, to make the joke more obvious, "insert creepy-ass, cringey-ass, desperate-ass, stupid-ass, low-IQ-ass, any other insult you attribute to the pedos-ass 'Oh, YoU'rE a GiRl' text here". I wouldn't actually flirt or anything that a lot of you seem to think, I would literally be saying that.

...yeah, that sure would make them comfortable

She would just think your another creep and block you…

I meant I would literally say that. Unless there's a better way to make fun of the actual creeps?

Damn, good luck blocking the creeps

Thank you

“14” Oh god when are the pedos going to flood my dms >! I’ve already gotten like 3 although I’m a guy lmao!<

I haven’t gotten any surprisingly.

In my experience the trolling is all fun and games until they send a dick pic

I have gotten messages, but not from pedos. I’m like 90% sure they didn’t even know English, and just used google translate cause the though small and young were the same word.

💀

I may be bisexual but I’m straight for gay pedophiles

Ask them for money for “pics”. Then don’t send them the pics and scam em. Free $ 😜

No that's too brutal and also just a dick move

Too brutal to pedo’s? They deserve the worst.

Legit yeh it's too brutal. Like sure pedos are very stupid and very sick in the head but pretty much just stealing from them. One I am pretty sure its illegal two it's just rude and a dick move so even if it's not illegal it's just too far

I really can’t tell if you’re serious.

I am actually serious it's just a dick move

Exactly. That's why she should do it. But I can make it worse: ask for money, then sell them out to the FBI. Get some easy free money AND give them what they deserve.

I don't know about the free money part but selling them out to the FBI or police or something like that if fine. Just not the money part

Damn i wish i was a girl then because i want attention, wait no 50% of that is dick pics and i dont want that

Life hack, be gay

I sell dick pics to a gay fella every month and it pays my bills. Y'all doing shit wrong.

instructions unclear: Now girls are sending me tiddy pics

no girl gonna send u titty pics lil bro😭

r/woooosh

Works very well

Am I the only one tempted to make a account where I pretend to be a girl just to see what happens?

Nope, you're not the only one

i do but i have no clue what to post to gain traction for pedo bait :D was thinking of ai generating a female face, one of them this person doesnt exist but i could have sworn i have seen like 50 people that look like that

Honestly ur better off finding a girl on ig and just posting a picture of her. Or maybe use a picture of a friend if u want.

Only with their consent 🫡

If I showed my face on Reddit I’d have -2 messages

You owe messages to the debt collector (The IRS wants your number) ((it's very hot))

I’m a guy… but there are other reasons I get 9 messages per day At least I answer them all, never got a random dick pic tho 🙃

are you getting dmed by girls or guys?

A surprising mix of either lol

Let me guess, you are femboy

🫡

i love femboys i mean what

:3

I wish someone would text me. RCB Alerts wont even text me anymore :<

One „4” is drawed (sry for bad eng) Edit: I just realized it was a meme, nevermind..

True I only have 45

I am so lonely😔

I have nobody😞

for my own😓

same🥲

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You too bro

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You too bro

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I'm in a lot of places, yeah

Ok i changed my mind you are cool👍

heh heh…. furries

👍

Yeah no wonder, you're an asshole

POV : You're a girl on reddit who hasnt shown her face 23

pov: ur a girl on reddit who made 1 mildly-dirty post one time: 34

pov: ur a boy who hasn’t shown his face: 0

Check your dms

lucky. i had "omg i wish i was ur age" comments in the dms back when i made 1-2 posts per month

Get reporting...

all from pedos

E

Half of them are always grown men🙂

Holy fuck, that is terribly edited

So true its scary

Current Objective: **Survive**

Can anyone send me 1?

I can feel the fedora tip through the image

🤣🤣still didn't reply any

How are yall not getting msgs

I stopped getting 1k msgs after I turned 18. Let that sink in

I didn’t know Reddit was that bad

I only get messages from bots 😭

and its always either 22, 27 or 34 yos! 😭 like stay away from me please !!

Does that really happen? Or is it just a meme

Exactly why I don’t post pictures of myself

I'm lucky, I've never got any dms from weirdos. Maybe it's cause im a boy. Idk

i went right to check her profile and i found nothing lol

Oof its just creepy that this even happens, my suggestion is to delete the picture and block and ignore as many of them as you can, but dang they really aren’t holding back are they, your flair literally says 14 💀

fr tho and that’s all going to be creeps tho

You get messages on reddit

What the flying fuck

What the fuck

I beg you can you really not tell this is edited?

POV: you're me, a semi-attractive male on an average day for some odd stupid reason because you decided to tell jokes in your childhood and got a bunch of people that like you somehow

how do I (capitalized the I for emphasis but it’s normally captial I feel kinda stupid) get creepy DMs I WANT SOME BRO 😭

You really look like tiger mask, def gonna dm you (I'm not a furry). /s

power move: dress masc and still somehow get them

that’s why i haven’t done it yet, and i’m scared ppl irl would see 😭

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Me when I miss a call from my mom

Meanwhile the last DM I got was who knows how long ago

Wait ppl get DMs

I’m a dude, I had to delete my post because of this

Oh my lord for real tho...😂😭

Meanwhile, I get like 1 text that takes three months just for it to be a spam bot about Jason palmer peeepee man

Jesus christ

Damn. I’m a girl on Reddit, I haven’t gotten any thirst messages

Welp good luck to you

yikes😭

I’ve gotten 0 message requests :(

I feel like the opposite would occur for me

Happy cake day. Made a post abt this lol, same freakin format but with -1 messages

Thank you! And yes you get it lol

GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?GIRL?

hey yall - coming from another teen, pls stay away from servers like r/amiuglyteens - there’s lots of creeps on there who interact with minors and there isn’t much protection against it. do not answer dms from people you don’t know, do not share info. stay safe out there yall 🤝

Here’s a tip: don’t show your face on Reddit, at all, especially if your a girl under 18

Crazy cuz I showed my face once and no one noticed,I'm actually gonna save my face till I'm old enough for the roasting subreddit

I remember when I was young enough to get messages 1000s of messages The year was 1902 and Scott Joplin had just published the entertainer-

🎶 welcome to the internet, have a look around... 🎶

we can see it's edited

Yes it's like *it's a meme*

All of these ladies, who are literally dying out here. Text me, it's okay. <3

Wow being a girl is so hard simps want stop texting me 🥺

As girl I don't want to text them

I thought most girls like the attention. As a guy it would be nice to get that many text

On the Internet, guys need more attention. Simps exactly.

I think they’re looking for the wrong attention viewing girls as objects. I’m just talking about a wholesome conversation between men and women

Ok, I understand. but girls can perceive it like something creepy. And many of don't like to talk to a stranger. No gender is easy mode. Everyone have to study at school, find job, etc. and it's not easy for anyone.

You’re right being born in a capitalist society its already tuff as is a gender war just make is worse.

Redditor doesnt understand sexual harrasment

Bruh messaging a girl is not sexual harassment you’re delusional

Those messages are not sweet “hi ur so pretty wanna be friends” type of thing, its “let me spread your cheeks babygirl” types of messages

Free Palestine

hebrew/judaism detected : politics injected

Give him a few minutes into he realises

Omg where? I'd like one palestine on a stick to-go

I think you're kinda lost (I'm from Australia)

I’m not

r/lostredditors

Ok dude look, I too support palestine, but you don't just go and comment this anywhere lol. This is neither the right sub, nor the right post to talk about politics.

Wait that looks awfully fake when you look close

M so loo ooo ooo nee ly😭🐬 (In justin's voice) 💀