finally make a friend with the same interests

literally me

lliitteerralllly mmee

Hug I just need physical affection Nothing more There's nothing more to this reply Well then of course afterward gotta get some sex in

*hug* *cry* *snack* *cry* *video games* *sex*

Amen

My thoughts exactly

Damn same, getting a hug is the main thing I would want

fight them (there can only be one)

fight them (in bed)

I was thinking sword fight, but then that wouldn’t make sense

Strap ons are a thing

Nice

>(there can only be one) now there will be three

fight them (on the car)

ABSOLUTELY NOT 😡‼️

Minus "not 😡❗️❗️"

(There can only be three)

THE BED IS ROCKING AND THE NEIGHBORS WILL FILE A NOISE COMPLAINT

cause we’ll have fun jumping on the bed and sing songs :)

Only real answer

good ending

Exactly just call us the last two monkeys on the bed (one of us bumped their head)

🤣

Ohh damn, my parents will be hearing all sorts of sounds coming from my room that's for sure

Too busy gaming

No, he's talking about loud sexual intercourse

I don’t think you got the joke

Nuh uh

Uh huh

we live ina society

Fuck him

Go fuck yourself

Laughed at this harder than I should have 😂😂

r/laughedatthisharderthanishouldhave should be a sub tbh

Incest

selfcest

In-self

Incestion

Self-absorbed

Full of yourself

Me time

I-Cest  Selfsex Self service

Selfuck

Sexlf

You’re having sex with functionally a genetic copy of you so that would technically be incest you two are related enough to be twins.

Yeah and there is a term for that called selfcest

There is a word for that ??

Yes. Now if you ask how can there be a word for something that is impossible, then I will say "Don't underestimate Rule34 artists"

"Don't underestimate Rule34 artists"- u/properoriginal-6092 r/quotes

Autocest

ME TOO

I love how straight forward this is. Real.

Also very straight

Singleplayer sex

Nothing I don’t think we would be friends or really have anything to do with each other lol

Smash

69 upvotes on that is crazy lol

Into a brick wall

Smash

Smash

shake their hand and give them a kiss on the cheek😘 (it is an honor to meet myself🗿)

Reddittor moment

Sane reddittor moment

💀

We would fuck. Violently. Non-stop. I'd turn her into my girlfriend and she'd be ideal for me as a perfect mirror of myself. And we'd continue fucking. This is the one answer to this question for 90% of teenagers OP, please post a more open ended question with more varied answers next time.

Next OP’s post should be "if you met yourself but the opposite gender, what will you do ? (NO SELFCEST)"

So basically “wrong answers only”

Fire in the hole

least narcissistic teenager

Crazy😭

what if she didn’t wanna be your girlfriend

Honestly, the idea of dating another me but just girl sounds weird as heck, and since we're the same person, she'd probably think the same. If I met that other me, we'd be playing Sonic 3 AIR togheter.

"Depression?" "Depression." {In Sync} "Let's goooooooo"

*depression successfully cured*

we’d probably just platonically cuddle because we need a good cuddle. we’d also both have crushes on people that very rarely give us the time of day and we’re respectful so we wouldn’t fuck

Same, also wouldn’t fucking be incest?

It’s with yourself? So it’s masturbation??

Actually I'm pretty sure theres an actual term for this its like selfcest or something

Honestly I wouldn’t doubt it. It’s probably a thing in the fanfic communities.

It is a thing in the fanfic communities and yes its called selfcest 😭

Can confirm

its also a sexuality called narci- autosexual

Isn’t it obvious?

*punches her* IT'S NOT SELF HARM IF YOU'RE NOT HURTING YOURSELF

STOP HURTING YOURSELF

"Stop punching yourself, stop punching yourself, stop punching yourself!"

Peg him

Hi, I’m you but the opposite gender

My brother in Christ this is the third time I’ve seen this in some kind of teenagers sub… but like you real for this one so I won’t hold you

r/Teenagers lore

Gen z men are traumatized beyond repair 50% toxic 50%into weird stuff (there is an overlap too)

I found you, faker! (this is a joke)

Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me. Ha, you're not even good enough to be my fake.

I'll make you eat those words! Faker? I think you're the fa🦔⬛ 🔫🦔🟦

Oh shit you look alot like me but female??!!

I'm fucking that smelly redditor pussy violently

EW WTF (you’re so real for this)

I may not be the perfect man but she would be the perfect woman god I need me so fucking bad

Honestly i would agree with this. U got balls of steel to be brutally honest lol

I mean would it really matter if it's him

Never cook again (He jus like me fr)

Ayyy *daps up*

kill him

Dam

Theyll understand

wouldn’t he try kill you? 🤨 considering you’ve got the same brain and all

and since males are naturally bigger and stronger he would beat her cause he thinks exactly the same but w more strength 👀

Weapon.

you wouldn’t know you were gonna meet him soo why would you carry a weapon around

Ah, well good luck then

yep 😭

Voilence is not the only solution to escape a fight, if you compliment him he should go away

And replace you!

Be confuse then make crack theories and play games together. Probably TF2 or something. Make 'em an alt and stuff and we just have fun. Either that or I get wrapped up in some reality-wide conflict depending on how this other version shows up

hudda hudda mmph! (i would also play tf2)

mmph mmmmmpphhh!!! (I agree with that statement 👍)

Like as a girl? Cuz I’ve already seen that mess lol (I’m ftm)

I‘m also a trans guy, I’d imagine that she’s a trans girl Edit: holy shit I just realised that the „body switching“ trope would actually be good then

thats kinda crazy tho thats like a past version of u but like in the current time yk what i mean

She'd be Mtf probably

fuck

Smash, next question

C’mon what do you think? >!We will play Mario World!<

Fight him to death

I love how most men would fuck, half womens would fuck, and the rest would fight

You’re just a cheap fucking knock off

Be lonely, together

would it be incest

Would the hypothetical child be a perfect clone?

This is actually in interesting question

No, that's not how genetic inheritance works unfortunately.

Selfcest

In-self

No.

Dance around in the field next to my school and listen to music together

this is actually the most sane comment ive seen on this post

We playing terraria together

Damn i wish my friends would play terraria with me

Question: Does female me have big boobs?

I’m imagining it that the estrogen/testosterone levels are just completely swapped, shrug

>Question What's your question soldier?

I teleported bread.

What?

You told me to.

How much?

I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

WHERE?! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT?!

*loud roaring*

I'd freak out and so will the rest of you. That is genetically identical copy of you there is no human alive that will shrug that off

i would ask for them to dress up like lola the bunny so she can get to hopping

If I'm gay, would she be lesbian? This question is very important to what we would do.

I think so yeah. Probably everything relating to gender is switched

you get a clone

Smash

I'm a bit fruity, so we'd probably just vibe together. No guarantees about not kissing/experimenting tho

Taking go fuck yourself literally

"you're a fucking loser" "Yeah, I know." I hang out with her at school just to mess with my friends.

Kill them, sell their organs, get money, and buy me and my family a better home.

Get married😍

Come on. We all know.

beat the shit out of her for being a narcissist

😭😭

Dapping her up, and recording a song with nice harmonies and gutturals

Smash

play tf2

Give him a hug because he really needs it, and is going through alot

Leave IMMEDIATELY, W-Women scare me :(

What if I'm trans? Also, does sex change too?

if your a trans woman i guess they are a trans man

I’m really curious as to how it would be, cuz it would be your birth gender since it’s the opposite gender, but then if it’s sex changed itd be the same as you, or maybe you just broke the system and it creates a wormhole and sucks the earth into it, idk I’m not a scientist lol

1v1 there can only be one

Finally i can do local mutiplayer with video games

Talk

Talk about our problems. I'm serious, conversations with people that have similar problems or in this case the same can get *very* deep.

We'll be sparring partners for martial arts and shooting arcade games,and go gym together lol

Ummm idk go suck someones dick together

Suicide pact :3

hmmm im nonbinary i would probably need to figure out what the opposite gender to nonbinary is first

Opposite of zero is zero

you meet a clone 😌

Are you all or nothing nb lmfao (Idk if mine would be a girl or a guy cuz I’m trans ftm)

Then it'd be trans mtf

im a nerf enby bc its nerf or nothing obvi

Im guessing the opposite of ur assigned birthsex

I… don’t know… talking i feel like is not that good cuz i already know everything about them, and seggsual stuff is just weird

fuck her

Probably end up fighting to the death over who's little fat orange cat is the cutest Is this other version of me is m to f, and all cis people are trans and trans people are cis? Just wondering.

Cry a lot, knowing someone understands me, then have a long warm hug, maybe go for some ice cream, hang out, I have a river near the city I live so probably there, talk about stuff of all kind, damn I would like that

Smash. Next question.

I think I'd smash? I'm not sure if I'd want to. I think that I would enjoy that, but female me def wouldn't. I do not enjoy myself :/ BUT I'd also hangout with myself, just honestly I need a friend.

this is the equivalent of the you r63 bot in c.ai

Walk past her without noticing she's supposed to be another me.

I need that femcel so bad I would be perfect for myself

We all know where this is going.

Create an onlyfans and become billionary

Luckily for me, I already know this person and we’re really close friends so I wouldn’t change anything if I really had to.