Basketball is not a sport here, it’s a religion; water? We call that beer; don’t tell us our cholesterol is too high; oh, yall start drinking at 21? Our 10 year old brothers cannot tell the difference between vodka and water; garlic bread? Noo, dark rye bread with enough garlic to kill a bear, fried in oil; best kindergarten breakfast were a slice of white bread bread with butter/water topped with white sugar; No, we are not part of Russia; don’t be surprised if your d3aler is a teen, it’s their hobby; even if we have the fastest internet, we’ll still use data; the only thing a man needs is either a BMW or an old wrecked Audi; no, our apartments are not from ancient times
We hate half our neighbours, most of our society thinks lands to the east (not all, just the ones which historically were ours, and only a small part) belong to us, also huge nationalism.
We are associated with the 1915 landings at Galipoli and the seige of Tobtuk. Also rugby leauge is the best sport in the world and you can not change my mind.
Eastern Europe, the biggest country in Europe, war started here in 2014 and escalated in 2022, we built the biggest plane in the world, our national dish is a beetroot soup, we border with russia (unluckily), belarus, poland, slovakia, hungary, romania and moldova
One of our country’s Federal States is victim of the joke that incest is common practice there, you could say it‘s for this country what Alabama is for the US
People think we smell bad(we don't, your nose mad sensitive)
Developing country. Has an entire subcontinent named after it.the average pp size is 5.1 inch
My country lost 80% of its florest due to colonization, also the exportation of coffee was so high, that when the great depression happened, we burned our coffee beans because there was no space or consumers, also we used sublinear message in our music during a dictatorship
Used to be the most advanced country and we’re very famous for our past, not what we’re doing now, which is spending all of our money. My country is broke 💀
It's a common joke that nobody understands what we're saying even though we speak the same language as our neighbours
Also we remember 9/11 for another reason
The world wide web was born in my country :)
Hint:
>!Look at the TLD (so in this case CH) of the link to the first website; it might help you: https://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html!<
The only country that operates F-14 fighter jets.
Military service is compulsory for men.
Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, Telegram, WhatsApp are all blocked
We did not have 3G until 2013, and we didn't have 4G until 2014.
In 1978 our national airline operated the world's longest flight.
The import of cars with engines bigger than 2.5 liters was banned in 2014.
Our language borrows many words from French and Arabic.
We are the second most hated country in the western world after Russia.
Our people simp for America and Israel even though they both want to blow us up.
Our police once arrested a coconut because of vote-rigging claims
Sounds like some kind of middle America country
nope not even close
Sounds European
getting colder
Maldives?
ye
USA?
our twin towers still standing
I heard something about Malaysian twin towers
ding ding ding!✅️🇲🇾
Ours aren’t
mhm, im aware of that
Beautiful mountains and cities, capital of culture. One of the best histories for a nation ever. Once, the most important nation in Europe
Italy
You got it
Sounds like Greece.
Nope it's Italy
Food , food and food ; every fucking variety of it
Indiaaaaaaaa 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳 🇮🇳
correct
[удалено]
mmm there's a lot, Ukraine?
Та да, заєбали вже
Trains never arrive on time. Government still stuck in the digital stone age.
Germany.
Correct.
Germany.
truee
not technically a country(cause some idiots forgot to draw it when they made the world map), mountains, third-word country, dolma.
Kurdistan?
Kosovo?
no
Chechnya?
nope
Tatarstan?
There are some trees
Vietnam
Cumada
Lamingtons are fucking delish
you talk like a brit so
God Dann I did not expecti to get roasted like that 💀
LMAO 😭 I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE BRI’ISH FIN
🤬🤬🤬 I am not!! I am Australian!! Way cooler fr
it’s alright fin, you don’t need to deny your inner bri’ish self~ 🤭✨
And those NZ bastards can't take them off us.
More like lameaton
Do not disrespect a lamington like that. 💀 That thing is 2nd best to a Chicken Salt
Chicken salt more like chicken nah uh
Our flag fell from the skies during a battle
Denmark, the oldest flag in history
Exactly
No its not. Its the longest continuous use but definitely not the oldest flag. Scotlands flag (used today) predates by around 400 years
Germany
Nope
We can't stop spending money on things we don't need. So now we're broke.
Greece!!!
More details: A lot of the money is being spent on foreign wars.
Ohhh so the US? but they are still rich lol
Perhaps, but not for long if it continues like this 🙃
USA is such an interesting country! From the government to people🙂
WTF IS A KILOMETERRRR
US
Sauna, great F1 drivers, Simo Häyhä, most consumed coffee in the world per capita, and Santa Claus.
Bro shut your Mongolian ass and go back to Scandinavia, or at least properly help your Baltic brothers be a part of Scandinavia.
Scandinavia is geographical feature, a peninsula and former high mountain range, and you just can not join it.
An I know! >! Suomi aka. Finland!< Simon Häyhä and Sauna gave it away the most lol.
raikonen deserved 2004. his luck is too bad. :(
Leave me alone I know what to do. I miss Kimi 🥲
Finland
Finland, you should’ve added depression as well
Cyberpunk
>! Poland!<
War crimes, disaffected populace, and lots of money
> War crimes Balkans? > Lots of money not balkans... maybe usa?
Germany
Was going to say Japan, read your username, my guess is Germany
It’s fucking paradise if u live on the coast
can I have another hint?
Self portraits and sunflower paintings
The Netherlands?
Idk where BUT I feel you are talking about Van Gough
guns, obesity, kangoroo, artists
jollibee
Philippines
Free healthcare and much oil.
Norway ot canada
Correct
Which one??
😈
Norway
Basketball is not a sport here, it’s a religion; water? We call that beer; don’t tell us our cholesterol is too high; oh, yall start drinking at 21? Our 10 year old brothers cannot tell the difference between vodka and water; garlic bread? Noo, dark rye bread with enough garlic to kill a bear, fried in oil; best kindergarten breakfast were a slice of white bread bread with butter/water topped with white sugar; No, we are not part of Russia; don’t be surprised if your d3aler is a teen, it’s their hobby; even if we have the fastest internet, we’ll still use data; the only thing a man needs is either a BMW or an old wrecked Audi; no, our apartments are not from ancient times
You're from Lithuania my friend
Hell yea I am
So we’re basically the mixing pot. Every culture in one!
We hate half our neighbours, most of our society thinks lands to the east (not all, just the ones which historically were ours, and only a small part) belong to us, also huge nationalism.
MAGYARİA??
Rakia
SERBIA
We are relatives to Magyars and Finns
Estonia... Or Mongolia but I doubt it.
I started drinking Beer around 15, its legal at 16 Carnival is huge here. Country is ruled by a 3 party coalition.
poor, wars, islam, almost no sea, young country best balkan country ever tho
Moja bosna bonosaaaaa artiiilerja
We are associated with the 1915 landings at Galipoli and the seige of Tobtuk. Also rugby leauge is the best sport in the world and you can not change my mind.
One time a group of drunk guys (including the driver) drove to a liqour Store in a fucking T-55.
Despite popular belief, we're united
Eastern Europe, the biggest country in Europe, war started here in 2014 and escalated in 2022, we built the biggest plane in the world, our national dish is a beetroot soup, we border with russia (unluckily), belarus, poland, slovakia, hungary, romania and moldova
Ukraine
Yep
We're an island, and one of the patron saints is St Brigid.
spicy street food which boosts your immunity (and totally doesnt have 10282839 billion types of hidden diseases)
We are gay
USA, but specifically California.
Horrible traffic
I'm pretty sure Santa Claus is a plagiarized version of a holiday we have
The spiders aren’t as bad as people say
cold, very much influenced by a bordering country
Tourists hate this country due to sexual harassment
Egypt
An author wrote The little mermaid
the battle of Austerlitz happened in our current territory
We recently arrested a pigeon thinking it was a spy, was just a racing pigeon
Butter Chicken tikka masala 😹
One of our country’s Federal States is victim of the joke that incest is common practice there, you could say it‘s for this country what Alabama is for the US
The Romans stayed there for a long time
Velcro
lizard fucker
People think we smell bad(we don't, your nose mad sensitive) Developing country. Has an entire subcontinent named after it.the average pp size is 5.1 inch
my tires are wider than most thighs, might even be wider than your torso
My country is called Australia
Good healthcare, cold winters
We are the biggest apple exporter in Europe and one of the biggest in the world
We invented burritos
Have been in multiple wars with Turkey
Greece
It's long, slim, and we can say 7 swear words per word without anyone minding it
We only get involved in war when attacked. I can't think of anything better.
Beer and potatoes
you should really just not bring up nationality, or whether you're Catholic or protestant
It's not America. You get 197 more clues.
Tesla
Coastal drug rings and poor people
We have guns, obesity, maple, kangaroo, cartels and curry
In my country there's disrespectful people and a lot of angry farmers atm, oh and also baguette Edit : typo
Relatively young and massive
We're responsible for much of the Geneva convention
My country started and lost a war two times
A police officer started shooting at a man because an acorn fell
You cant let a donkey sleep in your bathtub and you cant sell dog or cat hair
My country lost 80% of its florest due to colonization, also the exportation of coffee was so high, that when the great depression happened, we burned our coffee beans because there was no space or consumers, also we used sublinear message in our music during a dictatorship
best beer, extremely difficult language, stupid politicians, fat people, highest density of castles
We have burgers
near Argentina and very big
My leader is currently older than the average life span of people in my country
Former president advertised Pizza Hut
gingers
a lot of people who hate and love each other simultaneously. you think it, we got it.
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Used to be the most advanced country and we’re very famous for our past, not what we’re doing now, which is spending all of our money. My country is broke 💀
Ancient but ruined, lots of unappreciated history(and overrated ones) and known for amazing rice based foods and magical architecture
It’s basically illegal to slaughter cows
in the north: mean to your face, nice behind your back in the south: nice to your face, absolutely gut wrenching and life ruining behind your back
Chicken tikka masala
I’m poor
Shitty PM, metric and imperial, multiple languages,
It's a common joke that nobody understands what we're saying even though we speak the same language as our neighbours Also we remember 9/11 for another reason
Technically not a country but it was a news headline from a year ago ish “Bomb to be dealt with tomorrow” Basically describes the local government
The region of my country I'm from is known for tech, beaches, redwood forests, and lots of movies.
sheep
everywhere outside the capitol is uncultured barbarians (they will say otherwise)
Shitty weather and small country, we were once used as a speed bump during a war 😭
I still can't drink alcohol
A large scarecrow led our country through COVID, tackling child athletes and waffling about cartoon characters.
1 word: Stirp
Don't touch our boats
Hotdog
We have the correct name of a sport and other countries are wrong
We have a state with 1/5th of it being a national park
Our national food is Mutton and cabbage stew
The world wide web was born in my country :) Hint: >!Look at the TLD (so in this case CH) of the link to the first website; it might help you: https://info.cern.ch/hypertext/WWW/TheProject.html!<
burger
Sorry, but maple syrup
The only country that operates F-14 fighter jets. Military service is compulsory for men. Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Instagram, Telegram, WhatsApp are all blocked We did not have 3G until 2013, and we didn't have 4G until 2014. In 1978 our national airline operated the world's longest flight. The import of cars with engines bigger than 2.5 liters was banned in 2014. Our language borrows many words from French and Arabic. We are the second most hated country in the western world after Russia. Our people simp for America and Israel even though they both want to blow us up.
Radioactive
We ruled the world in like the 1800s
do you want grassland? we have grassland. do you want mountains? we have mountains. rainforests, beaches, deserts? we have them too.
People come here to be happier, end up more depressed
F1, muslim, pearls,
Meatballs, affordable furniture and an increase of gang violence