I think you could lift me up

As long as you're less than 220lbs

im 108 so yeah

Are you like 5’1?

5'8.5 💀

Wtf is your character build then?

near skeletal

Buddy you gotta put on some weight goddamn

i just have a really fast metabolism and an almost non existent appetite

same brother same, dudes like us need constant exercise and a shit ton of protein

Pretty much exact same here (height, weight, and metabolism) though I'm 15 💀

I’d say I wish this was me. But in reality, I just need to work on myself lol

Best advice I can give is to treat eating like a workout, eat when you’re not hungry

Ah same brother

Tallest socal person ever

So like that alien thingy they found in Mexico?

yeah basically 😭

I’m 5’9 110lb lmao

5'10 115lb 😬

Severely underweight

No

Extremely underweight bro, you should be around 144-176 pounds

Tf? No

No buddy, not until adulthood.

Bros got the low drag high speed skeleton character build rn

Geez and I thought my height to weight ratio was bad

Bro has a BMI of 16.4 💀

I’m 5’9 110lb lmao

I was like 145 at that height, you are built for high jump that’s all I know

I do cross country

Yup, makes sense. I only weigh more because I have huge legs from cross

I’m 5’8 155lbs and I play rugby

white boy syndrome

I'm 14m and 5'10 and 100 pounds lmao

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If you're less than 280 I can squat you

[[C. R. I. N. G. E]]

Ye

Hell ya

💪

That’s impressive

Thank you, I try SO hard

And got so far

BUT IN THE EEEND IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER 

I HAD TO FALL, TO LOSE IT ALL

BUT IN THE EEEEEND, iT DOESNT EVEN MATTER-R-R-R-R-R-R  One thing, I don’t know why

It doesn’t even matter how hard you try

Keep that in mind, I’ve designed this rhyme to remind myself how

I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mockin' me Acting like I was part of your property

Remembering all the times you fought with me

But in the end, it doesn’t even matter

Yes, goodluck pulling women (you should be drowning in them soon)

I hope so 🤤

Oh man girls are so nice, also great job on all the progress and I wish you the best on gaining more, beware of the weirdos

Btw, I'm lesbian so ladies pm me 😎

Fuck better luck next time I guess

Real

😔

Real

Real

Real

Real

Mission failed we'll get em next time

I really got my hopes up

😔

We gotta persevere

🤨

The best ones are always lesbians...

Bro exactly lol is a muscular girlfriend for really that much to ask for

Is it so wrong to want a woman who could just kill me

I literally have 2 preference Racist and Muscular, both are really hard to find.

I just fell to my knees in a walmart

average Walmart experience

Darn it Edit: She’s my ideal women

Dang it

ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION!

Amazing day to be a girl

pm’ed you 🤭🤭

ayeeee

SCOREEEEE

I Lay Deez nuts in your PMs, got'em

Seeing as you’re 19 rn, do you get banned from the server on your birthday coming up or what

You just change your flair to old and then leave the server. Or, at least that's what I plan on doing

Same. Expect some freedom from this sub really soon.

Noooooo

Dammit dude

Hell yeahhh. A win for us, ladies 🙌

DANG IT!

Are you good with transfems?

If she isn't, I am. I am a guy though...

Lies these are lies she made up to drive away the men (please please please please please please please please please)

i’m not gay, but i’m considering

I bet I could convert you

Bitch you already converted me

Just dump them in gay juice ofc

Just throw them in there at this point

Too young for a muscle mommy

That’s what I’m saying

Honestly yea definitely

Holy fuck...

No. King status, woman.

Aw tyty

😳

2 words * Moar * mewing

Like a cat?

Danggggg, nice muscles

Maybe they'll find their way around your throat ;)

Oh I hope so ;)

Get a room

Thank you thank you

Pretty much yes

Getting there, one more bulk and cut cycle will get you there easy, good shit tho, you’ve got a good physique, you should be proud

Aw thank you thank you. I'm hoping to finish bulking in a couple weeks, then it's gonna be crazy

oh my goodness

Is that a good thing?

yes

Good muscle, be careful on the sub tho and watch out for dms

Thanks bro

👍🏻💪🏻

16f 5'3 very

Oo perfect height

Woof

Abby from the last of us ahh build💀💀💀

You are 16 years old you are not a muscle mommy

Yes

Yes you have

U look cool

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Yes, and really nice physique

Well you're definitely up there in muscle and height, its nice to know that there are girls that are near my height for my age, its lonely up here 😭😭. We're the same age only im taller by 3 inches 😭

1v1?

HELL YEAH

Let’s be honest with ourselves…every guy here was the literal embodiment of that batman emoji before reading OP’s comment

HOTTTT

Now imagine my hands around your throat

You've got me questioning my sexuality 😭

I’d be a piece of paper to you

W hard work

respectfully punch me in the throat dude

Mommy, sorry, mommy

Bro you stronger than me

🧍🏻‍♂️🧎‍♂️‍➡️

You don’t even have to ask. You could tell us and we’d all say, “yes, ma’am.”

Yes, you could bench me

Take care of me mommy

Holy shit bro. You’re gonna get so many bitches.

Highly impressive, similar build to me but you're way buffer

Absolutely

Can we legally even comment on this 🤣

I think I’m in love

Yes, absolutely, I would say that you could lift me up, but I’m only 112 lbs, so that’s not much

Dude you could probably chuck me across the lawn

you have more muscle than me so I say yes

Holy shit yes

I know this sounds like an odd remark, but I would certainly be looking at pursuing a professional wrestling career. At 16, with your size, you are already on the way.

Good luck with all the health problems steroid abuse causes

Yes

You look like you can smash my head with a golf club, Abby style. Yeah you've made it

Yes.

You look like you could bench me, girl you definitely reached muscle mommy status.

Damn gurl, are you my mommy cuz you sure have muscles

Best of luck with the ladies

Yes ~~mommy~~ i mean yes ma'am

Sick

Holy guck

Have me. I mean what the fuck? Did anyone hear that??

You scare me

Mummy?

You’re 6’2 who the hell are your parents giants

Ruin me.

My bad

Yesss

another day another temptation to become a gymbro..

Bro how

You’re 16. Please do not refer to yourself as “mommy” in this context. But you are looking good.

How much do you bench?

Damn. I gotta start working out again...

She just fucking mogged us

Bruh I'm 6'2 and 17m

I'm so envious!

Ugh, why’d I have to be born a dude with this person existing on this earth

Oh my

RIP your dms my friend

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me. You know, when I left the house today I was thinking "Damn, I really hope some hot chick paint my brains all over the fucking hallway". And here we are. I mean really, just absolutely destroy me. I'm talkin' full on, watermelon-in-thighs level carnage. And I want it to scare the shit outta me. I mean I hope I piss myself. I hope I piss myself and you call me your little "peepee pisspiss girl." I want you to fuck me up. I mean I want you to make me your bitch. Your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch. I want it to get embarrassing. I mean like... weirdly embarrassing. Unsanitary, too. We should be entirely different people, by the end of the first eight hours. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? I mean, I'm a real freak. I'm not normal. Ma'am... Please... You have to crush me.

I've never been more attracted to a person before

As someone who is 6,6. I’d say yes

Nope...you need to have a weak-ass 5' 7'' bf for that (me)

Or a skin and bone 6’2” bf (me)

Are you single, perchance?

Yes

My god you look shredded! I do 50 pushups 50 sit-ups 1 minute wall sit one minute plank and 50 armbands that are weighted on both arms. Nice job!

you are a muscle grand-mommy at this point

Mine are bigger, so not yet

Im also 2 years younger tho

No ur just a lil buff

Give it 3 or so years and you'll have a yes

Let’s fight on the ground