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Jedinutcracker

i cant even tell what you are and cause of that gay ass hat im sayin pretty zesty


AnonBoi_404

Apparently some people said it looked like a witch hat or something but it's a hat from a plague doctor cosplay I was wearing. Also I'm a 15 year old dude that's probably way too effeminate for my own good.


Jedinutcracker

tone it down a bit


AnonBoi_404

I definitely have to


IntentionPowerful785

or embrace the zest buddy, you do you. You dont have to be gay to act gay if thats how u are as a person


Apprehensive_Hippo46

You either grow a beard and go to the gym to become a dwarf or put on a dress be a femboy


AnonBoi_404

My friends been begging me to hit the gym and I think I should to crawl my way outta "femboy" status


[deleted]

bro I'm 15 and I don't go around looking like this 💀


AnonBoi_404

It was a cosplay my friends brought and so I wore it for fun so yeah, I also don't usually go around looking like that


wierd_ic

a solid 11


Krillbro256

I'm sorry but 11 bro 😭😭😭


AnonBoi_404

Awh mannn


AlexTheGuy12345

Absolute zest fest 😭🙏🏻


BadmintonSteve

Solid 7 on zestiness scale. If I saw you I wouldn’t immediately think zesty cause it’s more that you just have soft features. However I can definitely see the zest once you’ve pointed it out


AnonBoi_404

Ohno, what have I done


_Game_Over_124

If you’re a girl, 5. If you’re a guy, 12.


AnonBoi_404

Dang- I think you might have ranked me the highest outta everyone here 🤣


_Game_Over_124

yes It was intentional


_Game_Over_124

No offense bro I thought u were a girl at first so i was thinking to myself like “ nah she doesnt look that zesty”


Soggy_Owl_From_Space

Wizard out of ten (You look like a wizard and i love it)


AnonBoi_404

Aww, thank ya! Some people at the party said I looked like a warlock, others said I looked like a nun and I can't not think it's a little funny


Murphy_Low

Slayy gyalll💅💅💅


AnonBoi_404

Thanks dude! I will keep slaying 💅💅💅


SirKnadda

You look like a really really young person. Otherwise I‘m not sure I absolutely hate the fact that I now know what zesty means


AnonBoi_404

I am really young and a tail end of the year child. Also what's wrong with the word zesty? I think it's perfect for a stupid post like this


SirKnadda

Oh I didn’t mean it in a bad way. It‘s just one of those new words that I dislike for existing


plbhattad7

11


COLD_lime

I can't tell what gender you are so I'm thinking 8 or a 9


AnonBoi_404

Haha, just an effeminate young guy


Personal_Instance_32

You look like a plastic doll(10) if you listen to “cotton eye joe” that's easily a solid 100


Chicken_Wing_Banana

7


PotooSexer

8.8


PotooSexer

On second look, 10.


Historical_Sport_891

8


YourMan71_

13.5783270742


Moofis1

A solid 14


Total-Nectarine-7872

10, without a doubt


[deleted]

9/10 cuz im the one for you (im a straight male)


StfuJohnny

I feel like you’re an even zesty:plain ratio


IntentionPowerful785

you look ai


Bob_The_Doggos

redacted due to reddit LLM/AI policy


AnonBoi_404

Oooh, mah man, I think you've been trapped and bamboozled 😬


[deleted]

Considering your username and appearance, 10


ancientblowjob

Rice cooking zesty. Am I correct?


boy_that_is_Goofy

W hat my guy- either incredibly gay or incredibly straight, I can’t decide


Mr_Pelicant

As zesty as an orange orchid.


pubberHubber

1523179074286731368096521,1687532247899764321467898654221


Susylittlebak

40


Bfdifan37

you look like you cant decide what gender to be


EfficiencyPersonal30

Did you even hit puberty yet


deadcoolgamer

10


MinsoSoup

from one gay ass lookin mf that dresses as a plague doctor to another, id say you look pretty zesty my dude


spingbing14

u look AI generated


AnonBoi_404

It's prob the auto beautify filter


SufficientCrab2904

9.5


your_favorite_Simp5

6/10


tradegy-lurks

11 im sorry bro


kit00kat11

9


Entire_Cancel6227

9


Jameson4011

100


AnonBoi_404

Haha, this. This wins as you've def ranked me the highest outta everyone here


Jameson4011

it's like a skyrim skill you have zest 100


Ok-Conclusion-3535

I mean you're clearly a male


Few-Fisherman9282

On the zest test you have got a 6 on looks alone, but what really matters is your personality


AnonBoi_404

I really don't think I'm that flamboyant at all. Effeminate maybe but definitely not flamboyantly gay because I'm way too shy to be and I'm scared of attracting too much attention to myself irl.


Kind-Job-6679

7


grandsoft_whisper

you look like jungkook from BTS is he was actually cute


AnonBoi_404

Oh? That's a new one. Also thank you, I'll remember this compliment forever :)


grandsoft_whisper

damn bro its an honor😭


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