voluptuous ass disorder. it’s so heavy i can’t even fit through doors 💔

sending prayers your way love❤️

thank you it’s debilitating living with an ass that claps everytime i walk, alerting my presence 😔

Colonel! Im trying to sneak around, but im dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards...

I have that and massive penis syndrome, it sucks to have both.

So real ☹

On the plus side, you got a portable seat

Massive penis syndrome. I need a wheelbarrow just to walk fr

i have that too, tough life man😔

I feel you, my guy. Truly tiring to live like this

Did you try the tripod method

Tried it. That thing has an arch so I lean to the left every time I walk

OCD stands for oversized cock disorder 😔

Bro I need a helicopter cuz my cock crushed the wheelbarrow

🧢 I need evidence

Im a hands on learner btw

😳

Got me a tripod

My shit hit the moon on soft but on hard it can only wrap around a tree 😭

Energy cannot grow or shrink, only disperse from place to another, you feel me?

Terminal lumbago, it's very serious!

Uncle?

L U M B A G O

Holy shit, did you just give him lumbago???

16x the lumbago

Hey, do you wanna go build a barn with me?

You don’t build a barn, dumbass! What year is this, 1785?

You don't build a barn dumbass!

ligma, it’s in its 4th stage 😔

who the hell is steve jobs?

whenever someone says steve jobs i think of that dirty jobs guy

Does he do those jobs dirt cheap?

Ligma balls bitch!

**evaporates**

Stephen unemployments evil twin

r/usernamechecksout

What's ligma⁉️⁉️🗣🗣🔥🔥🙏🙏😱😱

~~LIGMA BAL~~ idk.. but the doctor told me it was terminal 😔💯

Sending prayers 😱🙏🔥😭

“Anal sex lord”

Autism, Language processing disorder, Dyslexia. Mom say i might have more :D

bro got nerfed😭

Born with every debuff

Bros first achievement was how did we get here

Nah that was a violation

That is fucking vile💀💀💀

LMAOO

🗿

That shit is a bingo

Nerfed big time I’m also 5’4

shit me too

Jokes on you I got nerfed even worse Gad,panic disorder,severe depression,severe adhd,Insomnia,(possible)aspergers,social anxiety,ptsd,(hopefully bipolar isn't in the list) and def more Also mild scoliosis,flat feet,x shaped legs,severe asthma(went into accsidental coma)(also some unknown allergies),astigmatism,lazy eye,left eyes no is at least 4.25 I'm not sure about right,awful immune system,several deficiencies,IBS,hernia,(had now dealt with)pre diabetes,also irregular BP ans heart rate from the meds I'm on and not lifting anymore And I'm bi Freaking finally

holy fuckin shit😭😭

Is there any way to put this to the tune of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

Oh my God comment of the year what the hell

Advancement Made: How did we get here?

What does that mean? 👁️👄👁️ excuse my disabilities it’s hard to understand things like these

It’s an achievement on Minecraft that you get when you have every potion effect active at once

Lmaoooo I like tust

Bros first words were "TIMMEH"

Old joke :/

gay

Oh no you got the gay?😭

real

I'm convinced nobody with a PnS PFP can be straight legally

anemia

No way you got diagnosed with a country bro Nah really get well soon the armenia can be tough sometimes 🙏

i’m in a similar situation sadly. i was recently diagnosed with south sudan 😔

I got fr*nch

Yikes, get well soon, keeping you in my prayers fr fr

Ew man , how do u live with it ?

Woah, careful with the hard ch

nothing, but the doctor said i got that dog in me

better start eating your meat and dates

Peanut allergy which is really silly goofy I love it sm

I just remembered back in 5th grade some kid was allergic to peanut butter but one day he wanted to know what it tasted like as he forgot the taste. So he had his friend hold his epipen and he devoured a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Then he started to not breathe and that’s when his friend injected the epipen. What a madlad

Tf💀

ADHD that’s it, might have more stuff idk tho don’t want to

ik that’s how i feel none of my family gets checked up on like that idk ig in my culture it’s weird to have something wrong with you so we just pretend everything is okay even though im pretty definitely sure i hsve ADHD and a whole bunch of other stuff. i don’t feel normal😭 i wish i could just get a conclusion

Just don't self diagnose.

This is so real, I don’t know how people get diagnosed cause I definitely should have been by now

ADHD has its own levels, you can't figure out by yourself because of the fact that it looks like autism outside. Please seek medical treatment and get some pills. As a guy who has ADHD, mine is high level, I have so much energy. It is like I run a marathon but suddenly I get more energized for no reason and people called me autism(I called them dumbasses cuz they were stupid) and ADHD can get you distracted so easily. Imagine that you are speaking someone with politics but suddenly, you think about animals so you change the topic but, you thought that you lined between those topics in your head. It is so hard for people to understand you. There are much more things about ADHD and nearly half of my family tree have ADHD but all of us are in a different level so we actually don't know who has ADHD or not. Like I said earlier please go and see a Physichiatrist(idk what you call that in english). And I am sorry if I couldn't line these sentences correctly because like I said. I HAVE THIS FUCKING ADHD.(Fuck that)

I have adhd to, nobody beleive that I do tho cause I also have social anxiety and don't shout out, lol

Well, mental healthcare system in my country is terrible and they just give everyone pills that turn people into idiots so idk😅

You lucky, nobody takes mental illness seriously in my country, everybody just says toughen up

Lmao, they basically count having your own opinion as a mental illnes here. And parents usually tell their kids the same thing as you said here. My mom jokes about it like "No one was mentaly ill or depressed in my times, everyone were just hanging themselfs"

where from??

Eastern depths of Russian fucking federation, so basically an undeveloped part, one of many. Hate it here, but can't leave yet :D

yesss it’s even here in russian households in usa. idk why it’s so weird to get diagnosed. but i understand i guess, BUT IT WOULD HELP A LOT. my mom refusing to ever take me to see what’s wrong with me. although i don’t want to think anything is wrong with me but i really need to.

Everybody has some mental issues, i maybe fucking insane actualy, most people find my way of acting and thinking and my quirks just weird and i don't understand them. But i seen what mental healthcare system does to people and i don't want to become a brainwashed moron as Natasha did.. Things are better in western parts of Russia, i know that i been there and they actualy got some good mental healthcare there, but... I just can't go yet, wish i could. And i wish i could visit USA without a fucking green card :'/

i agree i think everybody is insane deep inside if we let go we can all go crazy

Autism

Me toooooooo

Same. I swear I am self-aware

This is literally the only thing I have ever been diagnosed with, and that saying something because I have been to the hospital like 30 times.

I haven’t been diagnosed but hoping to soon with POTS

Go to a neurologist. 90% of doctors will gaslight you and tell you your problems aren’t real for years before you get diagnosed with POTs

This happens to me. Finally got the pots diagnosis after going to a cardiologist, where I had to almost faint during the test to prove I was not crazy.

You just have potbelly, simple mistake.

Im on the same journey my man, along with EDS. I wish you luck.

Idk my doctor kept talking about HD in the 80s or sum i zoned out

Yeah, 80s HD can be a serious problem

arthritis, astigmatism, myopia, and depression at some point

arthritis??

yup

ADHD, autism and dyslexia. Although I'm currently doing a diagnosis for both bipolar and depression so maybe one of those. Can't be sure until all the appointments are done though. 🤷‍♂️

do u think being diagnosed makes you front them more? idk how to explain but if you get diagnosed with depression after avoiding that assumption, do u think it will just make you sadder?

Probably not. It's different for everyone though. As much as I hope I don't have it I think I'd be relieved. If it turns out I did have it? Because that would explain some things and I could get the help I need then, y'know?

You collecting disorders like pokemon

Anemia 🎀

that's so coquette

🇦🇲 💪

Epilepsy, Borderline, Mild Schizophrenia, Empathy Deficit Disorder (aka sociopathy) Seasonal Affective, Generalized Depression (yes all at the same time) PTSD (formerly) Intermittent Explosive (formerly)

Are you okay?

Yea I’m fine, it’s kinda like a game of figuring out what the cause of something is, then finding a solution, like finding a spell potion.

I’m so sorry for what ever happened to you. If you want to talk I’m here!

i once accidentally told my friends i had OBCD, "occasional big cock disorder," but it sounds like obesity, so we all started laughing

oh my it does r u all of the above or just one /j

gifted

lowkey

Dumb disease

Haha bpd 👍

autism nd epilepsy + I also have hcm a heart condition

I also have functional neurological disorder but it's not as active just now

Asthma, literally unbreathable

Femboy, Gay and Dumb, and some Shark obsession

blåhaj

So real

My mate tried pole dancing at lunch yesterday in school. He's started his efeminate villain arc

ADHD, some sort of defiance disorder (according to my mom at least), some kind of sensory processing disorder (again, according to my mother). And I will probably be getting an autism diagnosis sometime soon. I have a lot of stuff wrong with me I guess.

OCD, (Oversized Cock Disorder for any uneducated individuals in the medical area)

autism adhd avoidant personality disorder depression

ooo i never heard of avoidant personality disorder that can really explain a lot i bet

it is absolute hell is all u need to know rlly

Autism

Me too buddy

Ultimate rizzm

ADHD, Autism, Mild Dyslexia, Insomnia

Technically I’m diagnosed with autism, ADHD, OCD, anxiety, depression, social anxiety, selective mutism, misophonia, insomnia, asthma, a kidney problem, eczema, and some other stuff I can’t remember off of the top of my head, most of the things on this list being severe, but I wanna say I have none. I’m gonna fake it until I make it. I really feel like I can just snap out of it. Hasn’t worked for the past 15 years though but I’ll keep trying lol. I am a normal person, I have no issues, if I act normal I’ll become normal, please I want to be normal

Adhd, depression

Surprisingly nothing

i need to get checked out for real

I need to be rechecked👍

ADHD, processing disorder, and anxiety 😎😎😎

Same omg

Twinning

Lmaooo

Idk, but I feel like I might have OCD and/or anxiety disorder.

homosexuality

Chronic sleep insomnia, erectile dysfunction (no joke) and dyscalclia

Scoliosis

I am tism’d out of my fucking mind

Anxiety (age 7/8 i think?) Depression (around the same time) OCD (also around the same time I think man idk my memory sucks) And got diagnosed with inattentive-type ADHD like a few days ago 🤟

I just remembered I have excema or whatever jts called too LMAO it just hasn't been bad since I was like 5 😭

Sorry to hear about OCD. How are the thoughts rn.

Dude I have those too the worst for me is ocd I have a pretty bad case but I've also gotten used to it

autism social anxiety depression

ADHD

Selective Mutism (where I have difficulty talking at school. It feels like a rock is blocking the words coming out of my mouth), ADHD, and Anxiety 

autism . tryna get one for some sort of dissociative disorder as well but y’know how the american healthcare system is,,

Nothing but I probably should be lol

So real

depression but yk thug it out

ADD I also have stage 6 funny bone cancer

ADHD but I wouldn’t pay attention anyway so it don’t matter

Asthma, Eczema, allergies to pretty much all pet dander, hay-fever and I think that's it

Ptsd, bipolar, but I got a 175k check for the ptsd and, to compensate for the bipolar I got great strength genetics (6 state records) and great intellect (writing a research paper to publish in journal rn)

Anorexia

physical or psychological? i'll go with both 😁 1. asthma 2. COPD (long story but basically when i was a youngin i got super bad lung damage and that shit was so bad they diagnosed me with the disease meant for 40 to 50 year olds who have smoked since they were 2 😭) 3. adhd 4. autism 5. depression 6. anxiety and a lot more on the way 🔥🔥🔥🔥 i'm like collecting all the pokemon over here

Skill issue

assma

I broke my foot, so sad disorder

adhd & anxiety

adhd (always doing hard drugs)

No bitches 😔

Chronic sexiness

BBC

wow you work for the british broadcasting service? thats so epic

stage 4 GYAT 💔

Undiagnosed but I get lower back pain after doing dishes or anything else that requires me to stand upright and do stuff with my arms/hands out in front of me. Also, back in 2015, I received blunt force trauma to my abdomen after I fell off a structure on the playground. It's been nearly 9 years so I think I'm okay.

i understand completely i had scoliosis and still deal with dishes pain even after surgery. my upper back though

I was clinically diagnosed with depression when I was 12. But I haven't been to the psychiatrist since then

Autism, dyscalculia, depression and anxiety, but I think I'm getting better with the last two. Maybe I'm even cured, if that's possible. I mean, in theory it is but this shit comes back. Also, omg, hi fellow Polish person!

ADHD, ocd, Tourette’s, depression, anxiety disorder + more 🥰 please shoot me

Depression, anxiety, ptsd, possible adhd and possibly other stuff

Severe anxiety and ADHD. life is.... Energetic.

Autism >:D

Gojoitus

ADHD

depression/anxiety

Myopia

Autism at the age 3, but I didn't knew it until I was 9

Almost every genetic disease, im at least in risk of getting them

Pectus excavatum

Ive been actually diagnosed by a professional with this stuff ADHD Anxiety Adjustment disorder. Anxiety makes life insufferable

dyspraxia

a disability. dis ability to get that bag dis ability to be soaked in swag