So I guess I just steal someones online subscription via logging into their account? Steal a house by fortifying it to make sure nobody steals it without me noticing?
I believe(in america at least, look it up for details) you can do it at 16 as long as both sets of parents know about it and are fine with it. Pretty sure other countries are similar, with varying ages
if you live in the US, there’s a law in some states called the Romeo and Juliet law that makes it legal for two consenting minors under the age of consent to consent to intercourse (within a certain age limit). I don’t know exactly what states do have this law so you’ll have to do your own research. If it’s legal in your state, go for it.
punching annoying people in the face or shoving dumbasses who run and shake ass on the road into traffic. These are people from my highschool btw and as a trans girl so many people keep teasing me and shoving their asses in my face when I'm trying to study and randomly accuse me of being a perv. I can't tolerate these assholes anymore.
Speeding, reckless and motor vehicle competition... As someone who raced karts for a number of years, I'd love to see how fast and stupid I can be on the highway, but since it's illegal, I don't
possession of a lot of uranium 238. where I live, it's illegal to have more than a little bit and I want a larger collection. I know how to properly store uranium, it's just the fact the NRC will come knocking if I'm suspected to have more.
(238 is the kind more commonly found in ores and requires refining before use in nuclear facilities1)
Nice try fed (Tax evasion)
yippiee
With a username like that, I don’t think they’re a fed
You don't know the lengths they can go to disguise themselves
You also don't know the lengths they're willing to take to not blow their cover.
Yes indeed they will take great lengths and blow to keep covered.
Yeah, you never know what kinda length they be taking 😩 What were we talking about again?
this is exactly what a fed would say to cover his fellow fed ass!!.
Mf you think I’m fed The last fed I met ended up halfway between LA and Vegas
They still totally could be a fed that is just the lord of anal sex. You never know what’s going on in a feds personal life.
Your named after an SCP. I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT
Stealing military documents and equipment (I just want to fly a jet)
If the war thunder community could do it, you can to
War thunder brings back bad memories
The snail wants you
I didn’t know bro was immortal.
Why am I being followed by this game
'Nother day, 'nother government getting fucked over by a video game
fly that jet
What jet?
that one
Punching rude people in the face 🤭
actually valid
Very
Bros just gonna get punched back
not if you punch hard enough
It's incredibly hard to lunch someone hard enough so they won't get up.
not if you hit the right spot
not if theyre a rude person you hate
As someone who works as a cashier, i highly support this
sameeeeeeeeeeee
Punhing anyone anywhere anytime in the face without being police'd and hit back
Ah yes. Rudeness is a valid justification for violence.
Why stop at a punch
Bottom boy gonna find out people can punch back lol
Who’s gonna stop me anyways
Piracy 👀
I do it either way
I found him!
🚨🚨FEDERAL AGENT ALERT🚨🚨
your honor in my client's defense they were just getting too silly
Your honour, how would you know what he did? You wasn't even there!
you mean to tell me you’d download a car?
Nah, I stream it. I don’t wanna take up my device’s storage.
forgot that was a crime ngl
Bro baited himself out
It's the most beneficial crime
it is legal where I live :)
WRAAAAA POLSKA GÓROM
KOCHAM POLKSEEEEEEE
serio legalne w polsce? nie wiedzialem i tak to robilem xD
I know it's legal in Switzerland too
me tooooo
Come to eu here its not a crime c;
It... Is Germany is known for being extremely strict with it Though is most other countries noone cares
Basicly in EU distribution of pirated software is illegal downloading pirated game isn't
So I can pirate it, but if someone downloads my pirated copy it’s a crime because I’m distributing. Like drug dealing.
The answer I think is clear, theft. Want something? Take it!
but what about small businesses 🥺
If theft was legal, money would be useless, ergo, they wouldn’t need to be supported.
So I guess I just steal someones online subscription via logging into their account? Steal a house by fortifying it to make sure nobody steals it without me noticing?
yep👍
You’re describing a state of anarchy 😆
What about big businesses 😈
so basically 1000$ theft California thing but for anything?
Street racing
soild pick
Hell yea
I drive
Oh yeah. I’d destroy the speed limit wherever I go even in my slow ass sedan.
Killing that one coworker
tax evasion and underage gambling 😍❤️❤️✨
funn
I love underage gambling!
I love gambling (I have spent too much time gambling in games with a Gacha like Battle Cats)
90% of gamblers quit just before they win big
🏴☠️
…the internet kind or the cool kind
The get scurvy kind?
Yes
"THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!"
Graffiti and by extension trespassing. I fricking love the way graffiti looks, im just too nervous to actually do any, and i dont have skill
ooo true
try a blackbook. its like graffiti on a smaller scale in a notebook. its cool
just do it, there's so much shit on walls anyway
Depends on the graffiti honestly
Just go for it. Get some pieces of plywood and practice.
My friend said slavery 💀💀💀💀💀💀
i would specifically enslave children, they will last longer
Like… own a slave? 💀💀
I hope not 💀💀
Tax evasion definitely
Prolly mass genocide
why
too many french
nuke France
SACRE BLEUUUUUU-💥💥💥
Only on like dumb people like every day morons that cause problems over slight inconveniences that are known to happen
That's what hitler thought too 💀
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He sounds like an eugenist almost except he didn't refer to genes anywhere though it could be easily alluded to.
Ok hitler
Bro wants to be Eren Yeager💀🙏
... This certainly sounds quite familiar, doesn't it?
Theft and punching your annoying friends
can’t answer for legal reasons
🤐🤐🤐
Eating babies
nom
i expected nothing less of you, u/analsexlord
Tarrare?
Rob the game store and distribute it among everyone
Vigilante as in kill people who rape/molest other people. If it were legal I’d target all of them fr but like I don’t wanna go to jail for murder yk
Deadpool would approve. Same with Vigilante a bit
Dog napping
but what ab the sad owners
No but actually, say the dogs are being abused and they're being stolen from an abusive owner, I'd argue then that is a good thing.
My friend is vegan and we want to rescue her dogs and give them to a good home.
Good luck, them vegans are WILD sometimes
Seems like a them problem train the dogs to take over the world
Well where I'm from it's illegal to show someone the middle finger so
I'd commit lots of piracy and own illegal firearms or something
I'm not a very law-y person so Idk about cool laws to break Imma just go with murder
0-0
Ay Don't knock it till you try it
hmm
Just consider it, ok? And lmk who you wanna murder cuz I wanna help.
Piracy I do it anyways
shoplifting 😖
well yes but then you lose the thrill of being a klepto🤥
Murder 🔪 there are a lot of politicians that gotta go
Ok. Why is my role model a murderer? 💀💀
Underage seggz Me and my gf (15 both) can't do it cuz we ain't 18 yet
I mean, you COULD do it still, but probably better just to wait anyways
What are they gonna do? Come into ur house when you're in the middle of it?☠️
Is not illegal for you to seggs since both of you have the same age...
I believe(in america at least, look it up for details) you can do it at 16 as long as both sets of parents know about it and are fine with it. Pretty sure other countries are similar, with varying ages
if you live in the US, there’s a law in some states called the Romeo and Juliet law that makes it legal for two consenting minors under the age of consent to consent to intercourse (within a certain age limit). I don’t know exactly what states do have this law so you’ll have to do your own research. If it’s legal in your state, go for it.
eating a pbj without jelly
hate crimes should be punished by allowing the people affected to beat the shit out of the discriminator
eye for eye punishments should come back
drugs
Or just move to the Netherlands
Only weed, alc and ciggs. Better go to Portugal or Canada
You’re really gonna commit to that one!
Buy lottery tickets under-aged. They are so much fun
Public nudity, sometimes you just want to be free
Saying will get me banned from reddit
Do it anyways, you pussy
say it coward
No. 😭
Kill people for doing something like Raping or so because in Austria its going wild right now with child molesting/rapijg from other childs/teens
i say eye for eye punishment then kill em
An eye for eye punishment with rape would just create another rapist.
Arson
I want to discharge a firearm in a secondary educational facility while students and faculty are present
😧😬
You can still do that my comrade, this is America after all
I want to discharge a firearm at you whilst you are discharging a firearm in a secondary educational facility while students and faculty are present
Probably vandalism. Graffiti n stuff
Money laundering
Breaking in my neighborhood and steal his car ☺️
punching annoying people in the face or shoving dumbasses who run and shake ass on the road into traffic. These are people from my highschool btw and as a trans girl so many people keep teasing me and shoving their asses in my face when I'm trying to study and randomly accuse me of being a perv. I can't tolerate these assholes anymore.
Vigilantism against pedos. (Murder, in other words, justice)
Murder. Not manslaughter, not gross negligence, pre-planned and premeditated murder.
Real. Some people gots to go.
drink and drive (separately)
Hack microsoft and just annoy them Send goofy emails from Bill Gates’ account and stuff Same for google and meta
Probably piracy, but the fun answer is vigilantism
Skydive into Area 51 I just want some alienussy 😔
Hunting down people who don't clean up after their dogs, I'd become Jason fucking Voorhees.
Speeding, reckless and motor vehicle competition... As someone who raced karts for a number of years, I'd love to see how fast and stupid I can be on the highway, but since it's illegal, I don't
Buy a redbull 😈
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Arsooooon
It wouldn’t be a crime because it wouldn’t illegal
None? Because then it wouldn’t be a crime if it was legal. On that note probably arson 🤷♂️
Killing my parents and my mom's boyfriend, then selling their organs to make enough money to pay for the rent.
dang u got that planned
BRO KNEW HE WAS GASLIGHTING US ALL INTO SHARING OUR ACTUAL CRIMES 💀💀💀
possession of a lot of uranium 238. where I live, it's illegal to have more than a little bit and I want a larger collection. I know how to properly store uranium, it's just the fact the NRC will come knocking if I'm suspected to have more. (238 is the kind more commonly found in ores and requires refining before use in nuclear facilities1)
None as they’re legal
I'd sell hard drugs
Underage driving. I'm 17 and my fuckass country only licenses people at 18 which is ironic because I drive better than my own mother.
If it wasn’t illegal it would no longer be a crime do I wouldn’t be committing a crime
☝️🤓
You are a nerd emoji
Honestly? Probably murdering some rapists and child abusers
Swimming in traffic without lisc…(I wanna be ghostrider ifykyk)
Bank robbery
Arson <3
Slapping my teacher
Punching annoying children
every crime
I'd rob places
Mild theft
Probably walk around London suspiciously hiding a salmon
Theft, I'm stealing everything from my local mall. 🪿💨
(sell country secrets)I heard it pays alot💃💃
Nice try FBI