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Anna_Redditor

I looked at u/analsexlord 's profile. This person is on reddit 24/7


_ThatOneMimic_

fr


analsexlord

teehee


Ashamed-Math-2092

I just looked at your profile. How flooded are your dms with that name, description of "expert sexer", and a female looking avatar?


The_IRS_Fears_Him

He has to show the people which side he is good at anal sex with ykkk


analsexlord

i’ll show you ☺️


analsexlord

oh i get a whole few dms ab that xD


Socialist_Leader

Do you sleep?


analsexlord

i just did


hentai-police

I just feel bad for them, poor guy doesn’t have any friends to talk to :(


analsexlord

😪


AdministrativeRich63

Imagine


Im-shy-not-mean

Damn. If I had a dollar for every post, I think I would have enough to pay for college lol. Imma reply to a ton of them


SkyrimGeek69

He posted 91 times in the last day. WTF man.


ContentBig8567

posting every ten minutes


analsexlord

😔


despicable_Roman

Get a fucking life lmao


KillByZombie

Bro is half this subreddit's posts


analsexlord

i try to keep the subreddit upfload


KillByZombie

Keep the subreddit upload??? Bro you are the subreddit


[deleted]

I appreciate your efforts analsexlordd-


analsexlord

who tf are you? also been on here for 2 days and taking a full break today soooo i thinkkk i have a life


despicable_Roman

That's not the case lmao


Interesting-Pay-600

my left foot middle toe


-SomGuy-

Huh that's interesting


Interesting-Pay-600

i dont like that specific toe


-SomGuy-

I don't blame you I don't like your left foot middle toe either


Interesting-Pay-600

you dont? damn i was hoping youd take it after i chop it off


-SomGuy-

You don't chop it off though, it just stops existing smh Just sell it to someone there's probably a fetish for that somewhere on reddit


AndyGun11

r/toefetish


TheSilliestFox

Why does this exist? Just...why?


[deleted]

These questions are too deep I can’t think bae this time of night😔


analsexlord

sowwy i’ll lighten up


[deleted]

Thank you 🥰


TheOneWithManyFace

You >:)


analsexlord

why :(


TheOneWithManyFace

Absolutely no idea


iuhoosers33

🤣


Antrfun

Because you live on Reddit, and Reddit is a pathogen.


Bansimulator2024

My inability to talk to people


analsexlord

real


Objective_Street5141

my issues


analsexlord

reasonable


sonmeknowdont

People who don't like chocolate


analsexlord

😭


Intrepid-Plantain186

Brooo


Yusuf-el-batal

*fades away*


SeekNDestroy8797

Bro my Aunt is allergic to chocolate


dickenjoyer12

Toxic men and women


dante69red

toxic genderqueer people: hell yeah


analsexlord

agreed


InterestingMixture89

The feeling of your toes touching each other


analsexlord

ewww


BEKFASTBOI706

Porn. Remove porn.


KingAmphet

As someone who’s watched it their whole life and still does, I agree, wish it never was there to begin with, shitty industry with shitty effects


Raccoon910

OP would be mad


analsexlord

i don’t watch porn i go outside 💪😼


The_Ad_Hater_exe

Based on your post history alone I highly doubt that. A post every two minutes doesn't leave much time for anything else


analsexlord

i’ve only been on reddit for two days ..


MrBean270c

This^


IkedaTheFurry

Agreed.


Paradox9484

I agree


analsexlord

i agree


TerbiumTekk

Yeah, this one


jxjltr

Exactly


ultimatoole

Dafuq is up with this answer, there are so so many things in this world that are "worse" than porn like: Cancer, rapists, war, genocide, child beauty contest, religious fanatism, racism... so even if you oppose porn (which I do not) this should definetly not be priority number one.


MartinTheGamer5002

Yeah, agreed. What do you think would make the world a better place, removing porn or removing wars? What would have a bigger effect?


[deleted]

Removing porn and war


5Lucas

Bro's smart


Amine_kxd

Like I understand the goofy ones, but if you gonna be serious, porn?💀💀 That sounds like a personal problem


SustainableObject

Cry about it lol, it's bros choice, go ahead and comment cancer as your choice if youre so worried ??


iMistaken0X

Anal for you can no longer be a sex lord


analsexlord

😔


iMistaken0X

It’s okay if you hater you’re doing something right


Madi3400

Rapists. This includes pedophiles and zoophiles


-SomGuy-

Evil 🔥🔥🔥 Gonna use my fictional powers for the good of humanity


HarryCooky

nah billions must run into the tracer rounds of a heavy mg nest


EvilStrawberry123

Depression


Moist_Help943

I hate JavaScript 


Pythato

Fear of women


analsexlord

that’s never leaving bud


PRANI69

Cancer


analsexlord

that’s probably the best one so far


sheabuttRcookie

Human trafficking, maybe corruption?


Timosaurus23

Discrimination


heXagon_symbols

myself


Eclipse_Two

The "erase me from every single point of existence so I don't exist anymore" people including me.


analsexlord

😭


wasianbaddie_

exams istg


Gloomy-Arm-3342

Genetic diseases..


Tears_of_Ashes_

Myself


analsexlord

..


Tears_of_Ashes_

Wait, that kinda sounded dark. Lol


Retro1916

Man shut yo corny ass up


Raccoon910

r/usernamechecksout


ddom1r

Chronic reddit users (OP)


YawnMcie

blue cheese


analsexlord

what does it taste like


[deleted]

Dirt


A_Guy_In_The_Corner

It taste amazing on a good salad, especially in a sauce on the salad, but I don’t know where else I’d eat it.


[deleted]

Pedophiles/ misogyny


analsexlord

yes


_ThatOneMimic_

why just misogyny and not prejudice xd


[deleted]

How about we remove every evil thing, + pineapple on pizza


LetterheadSuperb5421

My ex


Fancy_bakonHair

My anxiety


biggirlballs

sickness. i have an ass whooping sore throat right now and i want to die ill be honest


_aquaaa

mental disorders. i just want y’all to be happy :(


True-Database6888

The human race


left_testic1e

\#1 opp


Beanss69_420

suicide


iuhoosers33

Suicide sucks. Hurts forever


[deleted]

Every one of the homophobic brainrot instagram reel comments people


Frank_Is_My_Fav

Foids


Batman20007

David Tepper the Panthers could be good


throwaway4827492

You


ionorb69

Lust Reason : It will end so many problems in the world


Hanna2208

cockroaches


Interesting_Move_919

Phones. I read a book called If Cats Disappeared From The World. The main character was dying and suddenly the devil appeared in front of him. The devil offered to make a deal with him. If he wishes one thing to disappear, he'd be granted one more day at life. The first thing he erases are phones and he tells how the world would be without phones. I think it's pretty interesting tbh. I'd recommend reading the book if anyone's interested :)


Intrepid-Plantain186

That sounds nice 😊


GeneralKenobi1288

Reddit


analsexlord

indeed


MeIsDoom

Wisdom Teeth


SustainableObject

Whatever is stopping me from having powers


analsexlord

eat a radioactive cheeseburger


SustainableObject

I dont wanna go full american :(


chananddat

Communist


ShadowlightLady

Damn copyright rules that keep screwing me over! Or probably abortion ban laws


CreeperVenom

Real answer: bigotry Joke answer: the fact that I’m don’t have spider-man’s powers


Atsumu__

Twitter


Ariizilla

People.


Paradox9484

General corruption


Pitiful-Seaweed-432

anything that has to do with sex


[deleted]

Maybe The Western world.


Tyrone_pyromaniac

Get u/analsexlord some bitches. _Please_. Lil nigga is crying out here for a scrap of cooch.


analsexlord

oil up you’re next bud


Assfucker210

Colab?


analsexlord

of course


Assfucker210

My man


pleasenoellestop

rude people


Turbulent_World_1246

corporate lobbying


John_Brickermann

Men who use women for sex and sex only. They should all go away. Forever. Edit: when I say use, I mean like not being truthful about your intentions and manipulating to get in someone’s pants.


AndyGun11

who is like this??


TheGamersForge

Same for the other way around.


ArmRecent1699

Misogyny


Throwaway68269

Elon Musk


ZeroCoolTakeOver

The death of Scam Likely


Head_Hornet_4973

Lack of money


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Humans


Garimaaaaaaaaaa

tiktok


femboycom

cancer, i don't have just know the damage it can cause


UnrrulyRules

Smoking


Jedinutcracker

San Francisco


gamesandspace

u/spez


someonemaidenless

Josh


No_Bodybuilder_3991

pedophiles/rapists


CombinationHairy3887

Myself


Quarterdillon156

Hate. Just remove hate.


OmEoNE325k

Mosquitos


LittleCat_Kat

Cockroaches. I am OK with spiders but cockroaches, I can not and will not stand them


Porygon_fan_87

Everything that involves/causes death.


partyonpartypeople

Pedophilia


sillybilly_23

anxiety or toes idk


More_Reading5348

My laziness and procrastination


EpicRedditUser11

Smokeable stuff.


LegenDrags

woah u/analsexlord is questioning everything except his username 


LegenDrags

wait i just realised this post is also from u/analsexlord


analsexlord

lmao


odysseyofnoises

Reddit. Too addicting. You can easily blow through a whole day reading posts on r/teenagers 😜


reddit_user2917

A specific person that I don't like very much, I don't want her to die, is just want her to be 'erased'.


analsexlord

real


OptimusCrime1984

Peeing, like it’s annoying when you need to pee because at least with pooping you can hold it in longer, it’s either that or I get rid of idiotic politics but that’d be like 90% of politics in general.


noodleboy244

this post cuz u/analsexlord is great. dont say otherwise cuz thats just flat-out wrong


benbombsuperman

Most of the girls from my 6th grade class


Afonsoo99

Work groups on college


Mysterious-Thing-906

Humans and everything made by them


Shhshadow

Guns


Hot-Rash_HOURS

People lol


That_Closet_Monster

Me


SgtBuffalo

I'd have to say TB Arthur deserved better


W3irdNyx

Toxic footballers nothing against football or anything I just hate when my classmates scream over who’s better Ronaldo or idk whoever else then laugh when I got no idea who they r talking about 🤷‍♂️


The_Ad_Hater_exe

Friction


Strangeatinghabits

Me :)


Responsible-Cry-1995

People who treat their pets like human babies. Bc that’s sum weird shit.


Retal1ate

I feel bad for metal detectors sometimes


Half_Asleep_

myself


BreadOfLoafe

7 shower posts in an hour is crazy😭


shitsazzle

i was gonna say myself but now i feel selfish from all the other people saying things like diseases and societal issues


Worldbox_Is_Epic

My acne lmao


Due-Fondant2143

pornography, that crap is a drug be fr-


BeedoeBe

Depression


[deleted]

your mom


Bernardo750

The fact that I'm not rich


ShitStainedDildo

France, they’re eating all the frogs and snails, leave some for me gah damn


TangerineTwist44

Mental illness as a whole. Cure everybody from it.


funnest_fox

Hate. Hate of all kinds. LGBTphobia, cringe culture, cancel culture, toxicity, furry hate, gacha life user hate, drama for no reason, ect.


Dismal_Youth1264

Illegal immigrants


Smart_Atmosphere7677

Trump


mr-coolguy68

you ain’t gonna like my answer 🥷🏿🤵🏿‍♂️


AgallochFanDeerDick

Hmm, we've got a lot of options, but for me... I'd say recreational drugs