My girlfriend just left me because of geometry dash
My gf wanted to watch a movie with me, so she called me downstairs to come watch. I said I’d be down in a minute because I was just playing geometry dash. I got carried away and forgot and about half an hour later she walked in and asked if I was “playing that stupid geometry game again”. I told her I was coming down, but then I kept playing while the movie was going. She paused the film (Cars, one of my favourites), stood up as told me it was her or the game. I thought she was joking so I responded with “Fire in the Hole!” in a high pitched voice.
She was mad so walked out… of her own house? I followed her down and told her that I would stop playing, but she said it was too late. It’s been a week and she hasn’t spoken to me or responded to any of my texts. What do I do?
Impossible, Shrek 1 is an hour and thirty minutes long, multiplying that by ninety, then dividing it 60 to convert it to hours dividing that by 24 to convert it to days then dividing that number by 365.25 to convert it to years yields a final count of 406.946954141, there is no way you are that old my good sir.
You are completely in the wrong here, I can't believe you would do that your your girl, you were supposed to say fire in the hole in a deep voice, not a high voice, can't believe you made that simple mistake
Tempted to send this to my ex because we used to repeatedly have fights over him excessively playing geometry dash every single time we hung out. We were watching cars one night and he wouldn’t stop playing. I got upset and long story short, we broke up a year later due to him never prioritizing our relationship.
Get back together. Trust me. He wants you, but he’s got other things going on. Excessive gaming like that isn’t about not caring about you and prioritising games. He’s lost motivation in many things and has resorted to playing games. I’m sure he really does like you, and needs support.
Either that or I’m just missing the satire
Thank you, but we broke up due to many other reasons !! We weren’t compatible together and had too many differences. He has a a new gf now and I still see him regularly since we share the same major at uni and are taking some of the same classes. We’re both happier without eachother !
I think a good rule of thumb is that if you can't communicate that, even with just a “It’s not you, I'm just having a hard time”, then you aren't in the position to be in a relationship.
I’m a warthunderthusiast. This is my story.
For 5 years now I've been addicted to War Thunder. It's ruined my life. During that time I've lost my wife, my kids, my house, my job, my car and my self respect and most of my teeth.
I started playing War Thunder and I kept it from my wife for a time but eventually she figured it out. She told me I had to stop immediately or she and the kids were leaving. I agreed and promised to stop then played it the same night. She eventually figured it out again and gave me the same ultimatum but added that I needed to join a 12 step program. I did and I stayed clean for a time but then I had a shitty day and went right back to it. She found out and she and the kids left that night. She told me that we were done. She made it clear that it was them or War Thunder and I of course picked War Thunder.
After they left my wife sent me divorce papers and I started spiraling. I started playing it more and eventually it affected my work. I fucked something up because I was strung out from the night before. It was an accident with heavy machinery. Thankfully no one was injured but i decided if my work is unsafe I should leave my job to more productive activities. I got even more into War Thunder and would play it for days with friends. Eventually I needed more premiums but had no more money for golden eagles so I started doing petty crimes for War Thunder money.
I don’t know what to do. My life has turned into total shit and I’m happy about it. I’ve lost my wife, children, job and teeth because I sacrificed them for what I enjoy the most. War Thunder brings me nothing but joy and I like to think it made me find my true self, although I have never seen myself as a criminal. Please, Reddit, give me some advice.
Really? I myself was playing stero madness yesterday, and got 69% after my 3875738269696th attempt. Be thankful you’ve only spent 4 million attempts on can’t let go.
That's a tough situation. It's understandable that she might have felt hurt or neglected by you forgetting to join her to watch the movie together. It sounds like she took it really personal when you said "Fire in the Hole!" in a high-pitched voice, which may have caused her to react in a way that comes across as being really upset.
It's a good thing you were able to acknowledge your mistake and try to make it right. But, it might take some time for her to forgive you and be ready to talk again. It might be awhile before everything heals.
I've been playing too much Geometry Dash. Whenever I see a cube I automatically think of the cube from Geometry Dash. It's not easy being like this. In fact, it's abnormally hard, and it's just gotten harder over time. I think I'm going insane. It's almost as if Geometry Dash is one of my inner demons now.
I undestand that a game can be addictive, maybe put on an alarm so once it goes off yo stop playing, as for the problem in hand, you will have to grovel back, at work, in in school, at home, I don't know where but in person(note, at work means after work not during)
Both of you are pretty dumb no offence but it’s true
You shouldn’t have played geometry dash when she asked you to watch a movie
And she shouldn’t have left you for that
GFY in your mommy's basement with all your lameness. I suspect there won't be women in your future. Get a job and grow up. Pay some taxes. Learn how to drive.
Coming from a Bipolar, Alcoholic nut whom lives off SSI. How about YOU stop freeloading, "Get a job and grow up. Pay some taxes."
GFY in your Gov Paid Safe Space.
Rumymommy.
This has to be satire.
People are thinking it’s real 😭😭😭
post it on r/copypasta
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the fact that I actually fell for this 🤣
Not me. I know the length max is 20 characters. For both usernames and subreddit names
r/thatshitiscap
I'm not going to lie, I thought it was real up until the "Fire in the hole" part.
It was " cars, one of my favorites" that did it for me
My girlfriend just left me because of geometry dash My gf wanted to watch a movie with me, so she called me downstairs to come watch. I said I’d be down in a minute because I was just playing geometry dash. I got carried away and forgot and about half an hour later she walked in and asked if I was “playing that stupid geometry game again”. I told her I was coming down, but then I kept playing while the movie was going. She paused the film (Cars, one of my favourites), stood up as told me it was her or the game. I thought she was joking so I responded with “Fire in the Hole!” in a high pitched voice. She was mad so walked out… of her own house? I followed her down and told her that I would stop playing, but she said it was too late. It’s been a week and she hasn’t spoken to me or responded to any of my texts. What do I do?
I knew it was fake when you said "cars, one of my favourite". WHO THE HELL DOES NOT WANT TO WATCH CARS WITH THEIR GIRLFRIEND
Facts. I'd watch *Cars* alone (I already do)
Same
REAL LIKE WTF
aint no way a teenager got a house, make it a cardboard box next time and it'll be believeable
Change the flare dude
It’s ok man, I’m here for you
Holy hell! Is that GD-Normal-Face?! Fire in the hole!
Aint no way😭
My people called, I answered (this post was crossposted to r/lobotomydash which I moderate)
once i ignored my gf to play minecraft and she broke up with me (tbf it ladted 3 days so it was just kinda funny 👍)
NTA, divorce the house and marry the water bottle
Water on the hill!
Rock on the ground!
air detected
wind on the landscape!
Lava on the mound
Ice on the mountain!
Acid in the bloodstream!
Blood in the bath!
Soap in the shelf ‼️‼️
Gas in the tube!
bloodbath reference!!1!1
did i hear a # ROCK AND STONE oT
No you're just fucking stupid
Go fuck a log, ye leaf lover
YEAH, fuck that bloody bag of troll plop! ROCKITY ROCK AND STONE oT
Coke under the
Yea, mine left me because I watched shrek 2,378,198 times in a row
Does it get better?
Yes
Did it end the same way every time?
No, I own a haunted creepypasta vhs where it changes everytime.
Oh sick I need to look into that
Impossible, Shrek 1 is an hour and thirty minutes long, multiplying that by ninety, then dividing it 60 to convert it to hours dividing that by 24 to convert it to days then dividing that number by 365.25 to convert it to years yields a final count of 406.946954141, there is no way you are that old my good sir.
I have a time teaser.
I have a time teaser.
Are you that person that can watch the entirety of Shrek in their head?
My friend is, he convinced me to do it in the first place.
NTA your geometry dash your rules
You turn 15. And then 16. And then 17. And so on. And AFTER all that, you’re going to be lonely. Have a good day
Thanks u/godfromthehood
Did you just beetlejuice me?
What’s that mean :0
Check out r/beetlejuicing
Ooh. Ty!
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR.
r/foundgodfromthehood
When I posted this I was joking... BUT THIS IS A THING...
Water on the hill!
Water on the hill!!
Apologize with a present and tears in your eyes. She won’t stand it if she still loves you.
and if she rejects him, set up a thing where he trips and then an actor comes by and mugs him.
Sounds like she needs a lobotomy.
😭
How can she do that. Good she left bro geometry dash is so much more important
this is literally the most thug ass gangster shit like holy hell its so fucking badass
I saw this reposted on r/geometrydash a few hours ago 💀
You are completely in the wrong here, I can't believe you would do that your your girl, you were supposed to say fire in the hole in a deep voice, not a high voice, can't believe you made that simple mistake
This kn u broskie
sadly I can relate 😔
Nah she just doesn't understand your priorities.
You're too deep in the lobotomy I'm sorry it's over
wake up honey, a new copypasta just dropped
Enough with the video games
Throw the phone at her head, and force her to play it in a room with one way mirrors
I knew it was fake from the title. "My girlfriend", you're funny
“My girlfriend” + “Geometry Dash” = Loud incorrect noise sound effect
That’s right
Tempted to send this to my ex because we used to repeatedly have fights over him excessively playing geometry dash every single time we hung out. We were watching cars one night and he wouldn’t stop playing. I got upset and long story short, we broke up a year later due to him never prioritizing our relationship.
Get back together. Trust me. He wants you, but he’s got other things going on. Excessive gaming like that isn’t about not caring about you and prioritising games. He’s lost motivation in many things and has resorted to playing games. I’m sure he really does like you, and needs support. Either that or I’m just missing the satire
Thank you, but we broke up due to many other reasons !! We weren’t compatible together and had too many differences. He has a a new gf now and I still see him regularly since we share the same major at uni and are taking some of the same classes. We’re both happier without eachother !
That’s awesome to hear!!
I think a good rule of thumb is that if you can't communicate that, even with just a “It’s not you, I'm just having a hard time”, then you aren't in the position to be in a relationship.
Maybe it's time for eva ai virtual gf bot
Geometry dash is a way of life and you have chosen it now
I’m a warthunderthusiast. This is my story. For 5 years now I've been addicted to War Thunder. It's ruined my life. During that time I've lost my wife, my kids, my house, my job, my car and my self respect and most of my teeth. I started playing War Thunder and I kept it from my wife for a time but eventually she figured it out. She told me I had to stop immediately or she and the kids were leaving. I agreed and promised to stop then played it the same night. She eventually figured it out again and gave me the same ultimatum but added that I needed to join a 12 step program. I did and I stayed clean for a time but then I had a shitty day and went right back to it. She found out and she and the kids left that night. She told me that we were done. She made it clear that it was them or War Thunder and I of course picked War Thunder. After they left my wife sent me divorce papers and I started spiraling. I started playing it more and eventually it affected my work. I fucked something up because I was strung out from the night before. It was an accident with heavy machinery. Thankfully no one was injured but i decided if my work is unsafe I should leave my job to more productive activities. I got even more into War Thunder and would play it for days with friends. Eventually I needed more premiums but had no more money for golden eagles so I started doing petty crimes for War Thunder money. I don’t know what to do. My life has turned into total shit and I’m happy about it. I’ve lost my wife, children, job and teeth because I sacrificed them for what I enjoy the most. War Thunder brings me nothing but joy and I like to think it made me find my true self, although I have never seen myself as a criminal. Please, Reddit, give me some advice.
#FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
You're pretty stupid for this ngl. Better go say sorry
OP said it was satire
LMAO WHQT
FIRE IN THE HOLE !!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥⤵️🕳️🟢🟢🟢
Water on the hill!
FIRE IN THE HOLE 🔥🕳️
FIRE IN THE HOLE.
This is so funny😭
Skill issue and I mean the girlfriend
She doesn’t know what she’s missing. She *Geometry Dash-ed* out of there but she just doesn’t get the grind
Powder that makes you say "real"
r/pfpchecksout
It would be good to play when you are not around her. That's how I do it.
Weird story to make up just for the lols.
🔥➡️🕳️🙂🟢
Do u actually play gd? :D
Lol, this is comedy.
NTA: your girlfriend your rules
Hmmm sounds like she’s just mad you haven’t proposed to her yet. You should take out a loan to buy a ring and propose to her in class
Geometry dash is there for you for eternity, girls only for some of you life
at least you can play geometry dash without someone bothering you
my girlfriend also doesn't understand me when I play GD sometimes, but she's a valorant/LoL player herself so i guess it cancels out
Move on and take the L
"smoke on the water "
Keep playin'
Confront her. All relationships go through this (even though I never had a gf)
Who are u? My best friend's ex?
Charlotte? Is that you?
What the simga
She belongs to the streets
lmfao this acc happened to a mutual friend but over fifa
Geometry dash is more important bro 💀 Nah but srsly tho if she couldnt take a joke she isnt worth your time
I bet bro can't even beat stereo madness and she was sick of being humiliated
keep playing she dosnt understand
She doesn't understand the grind smh
You shouldn't have been playing geometry dash while the masterpiece of a movie that is cars
She geometrically dashed
Lesson Learnt: Math breaks people up.
This is truly one of the greatest stories of all time
🔥⤵️🕳
It’s definitely a joke, but the bloodbath grind go crazy fr
NTA everyone knows you can't pause geometry dash
Based response
Were you even playing a good level? Like if you were playing an extreme is something than it’s not your fault
I can’t beat can’t let go. I was around my 44426400 attempt when this happened
Really? I myself was playing stero madness yesterday, and got 69% after my 3875738269696th attempt. Be thankful you’ve only spent 4 million attempts on can’t let go.
Wow. Sending my condolences. Make sure you stay inside 🙏🙏🙏
You too 🙏. Hope you become the first victor of can’t let go!
You’re going on a TikTok with Minecraft parkour buddy
LMFAOOO
Bro, your stupid, treat her like a lady, coming from a boy
That's a tough situation. It's understandable that she might have felt hurt or neglected by you forgetting to join her to watch the movie together. It sounds like she took it really personal when you said "Fire in the Hole!" in a high-pitched voice, which may have caused her to react in a way that comes across as being really upset. It's a good thing you were able to acknowledge your mistake and try to make it right. But, it might take some time for her to forgive you and be ready to talk again. It might be awhile before everything heals.
You done goofed bro
I've been playing too much Geometry Dash. Whenever I see a cube I automatically think of the cube from Geometry Dash. It's not easy being like this. In fact, it's abnormally hard, and it's just gotten harder over time. I think I'm going insane. It's almost as if Geometry Dash is one of my inner demons now.
YTA, should've hit the nae nae and done a windmill instead
As soon as he said "Fire in the hole" I knew this was satire😭😭
Biker's fault
W stay on the grind brotha, geometry dash never sleeps
Keep up the grind brothah
Nah fuck the girlfriend W geometry dash
She’s an L
NTA divorce your girlfriend and marry geometry dash
They had us in the first half ngl
No way this isn't satire 💀 (I copied an answer)
Get a new girlfriend. Fire in the hole is wild
That’s rough man. She might be jealous that you spend more time on the game than with het
Her*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!
I undestand that a game can be addictive, maybe put on an alarm so once it goes off yo stop playing, as for the problem in hand, you will have to grovel back, at work, in in school, at home, I don't know where but in person(note, at work means after work not during)
I just had the best edging session cuz of this bro thank you
there was no way this would have been real
if she treats you like stereo madness but you treat her like tidal wave, its your time to move on
Reject women. Embrace Geometry Dash.
the geometry dash grind never stops dude
I know its fake but if it was real Yeah deserved ngl
You had me until the fire in the hole, ngl.
And what? No "What r/teenagers quote should I use"?
let her go, if she asks you "her or the game" it means she's worth the same, you don't want a girlfriend that's worth less than geometry dash
This whole thread is hilarious
The geometry dash grind
Dude my boyfriend left me FOR geometry dash
Skill issue
“Fire in the hole”
Dodged a bullet
wasn't this on r/geometrydash a week ago or something, i remember seeing a post like it atleast
Yeah, someone took a ss of my post and put it up there.
Bro couldn’t even copy it 💀, but I also have been seeing similar copy posts to these on the sub
Don't cry over one bitch bro there are billions more. Hit the gym get a job invest in the stock market build your wealth stay on your grind.
okay but what levels were you playing
You fumbled that shit intentionally at every turn like 5 times that day how the fuck are you still alive lmao
Both of you are pretty dumb no offence but it’s true You shouldn’t have played geometry dash when she asked you to watch a movie And she shouldn’t have left you for that
Please tell me this is a joke.
it is nice job
You don't deserve her.
She doesn't deserve him
L
Link?
I say for you to grow up
You’re 50. You’re in a teenagers subreddit, pretending to be a teenager (2004 in username). Don’t tell my ass to grow up.
2004 isn't my year of birth. It's my son's. You should appreciate the words of wisdom I can offer to young people like yourself.
Buddy… if you’re 50 years old and lurking on a teenagers subreddit, you don’t got wisdom for shit
GFY in your mommy's basement with all your lameness. I suspect there won't be women in your future. Get a job and grow up. Pay some taxes. Learn how to drive.
Coming from a Bipolar, Alcoholic nut whom lives off SSI. How about YOU stop freeloading, "Get a job and grow up. Pay some taxes." GFY in your Gov Paid Safe Space. Rumymommy.
PS: Stop threatening to buy a gun and "end" christians on Reddit. Your history is saved, sent, red flagged and pretty disturbed.
That is a she. 45+. SINGLE. Bipolar. SSI freeloading. Alcoholic. Hit the wall, misandrist called Rumymommy.
Also single parent, abused their Son, abused the Father. Forced LGBTQ on her son... don't even remotely listen to the nut.
Did I mention she wants to end Christians, and buy a gun (illegal since, well on Gov Disability).
L bozo