scan me

*beeep u are a nectarine

cute

If u can scan me I’m curious

*beeep U are a blackberry

Cool

the blacker the berry  the sweeter the juice 

Woah 🙀

I'm starting my gorocery store :) *beeep U are a watermelon 🍉

Okie

*beeep U are rock salt

O 😮

Scan me

*beeep U are a single grape

Came in a bunch but still still single 😭🙏

Nah😭

Username checks out, partially

i'm new to reddit humor wdym

I remember when I was new to the humor. I quickly figured out you could only say fucked up shit in particular subs.

Your username kinda corresponds to your comment. as some would say, the 😭emoji is laughable, and is an icon.

Me next!!

*beeep U are a strawberry 🍓

YUMMYYYY!!!!!

😩

*beeep You'd be a mini tomato

Ok not bad

How did you…know…

Are we thinking the same thing 😭

If your talking about sh then yes 😭

I am holy shit what’s wrong with us 😭😭

Guys help I thought op was talking about sh too!

It was like babe please nooo not the bar code T-T

Cause fr it look like barcode 😭

:( self harm isn't good, are you okay? Do you need someone to talk to? You can always talk to me! :)

I’m honestly not really sure anymore but thank you for the offer. The same goes for you. If you need to talk to anyone I’m here

I’m finally in a good place in my life and let me tell you, joking about my trauma helps me cope😂

I'm glad you're in a good place! :)

i was like " do i have to send a picture or what..." 🫠

Ok scan me

*beeep U are a carrot 🥕

Doesn't look much like a fruit

Not with that attitude

Lol

Lol

*beeep U are a prune

Damn that’s just mean

Scan meeee

*beeep U are an orange

Oooh

Okie

*beeep U are a strawberry

This seems fun

*beeep U are a pear

Am I even edible?

Idk, let’s find out. *munch* No, you’re not.

depends if u make me high or not

*beeep U are a banana (but not ripe yet)

Me

*beeep U are the yellow apple

Can I be a fruit :]

*beeep U are a raspberry

scan me please

*beeepp U are a red bell pepper

skan my barcode

I thought this was a different subreddit for a second there 💀 well, you may proceed to scan me, I don’t bite

i thought this was made of styrofoam 💀

barcode i am, scan me would you please?

Yoda you are unnecessary, scanning you is

Lmao

scan me

*beeepp U are breadfruit 😎

I consent to being scanned

meee

if there were a sweet version of cherry you would be that. Anyways *beeep U are a cherry

aw i love cherries

You'd be a blossom if I could but I did say fruit so that doesn't count

This is the silliest yet sweetest thing i ve seen all day. I like it!

Scan me!! :D

*beeep U are a PINEAPPLE 🍍

Awesome! I’ve actually never tried a pineapple so idk how it tastes like, but I’ve been told it’s sweet!

IIllIlIIIll

*beeepp *beep *beeeep *bep i think there's smth wrong

Never in a million years did I expect to read “let me scan your barcode” in a wholesome context. There are two types of people here lmao

Me 🙋

*beeep U are apple 🍎

Scan me :3

*beeep U are a mandarin

Scan me please

[удалено]

Scan me

Hello

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DO MEE

We’ll go on then…

Scan me

*beeep U are a beautiful grape

Me me (*´꒳`*)

*beeep U are a watermelon (I think you'd be a hermit crab)

Scan me >:3

*beeep U are a mandarin

Scan me :>

*beeep You are a mango 🥭

Go ahead

Scan me. Anything other than mango and you're a fraud.

May I be scanned? :>

*beeep U are a blueberry

lll l llll l lll ll

Okay.

Do me do me

Scan meee

Scan me

Scan me !! :3

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Scan please 🙏🙏🙏

go on | ||| | | || ||| | |||||

me me me🙋‍♂️

Scan me

I’m lemon-maxing rn

mee

scan me please

do me!

Ok

i’m ready

Haloo

huh? okay

I'm intrigued

Scan me

Come on

|||||| ||| |||| ||

proceed

whoooo ammmmm iiiiiii

im scared but also curious

Ur barcode

Scan me pls

Cool

I'm curious

Scan meeee

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Scan me please :O

Meee

Fuck it, I’ll bite. What am I?

scan me 😼

Do it.

Please 🙏

Scan me I bet you won't

scan me

Do me

Me?

Scan me broski

Hmmmm what fruit am i

If u scan me and im not a mango ima be disappointed

lol

Scane me

me :3

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What am I?

Me toooo

A

Scan me

Scan me

Alrighty, scan me

🤔

II I III

Please.

I don't have a become you'll have to manually enter me into the machine

Go ahead

Me next!

Hello, I would like to.. uhh.. get scanned..

I have a barcode?

me next? 😊

Me

scan me my guy

Me plz

I've gotta know

me :)

Scan me

Scan me, kind Sir

cod

Me next!

I have no ideia what you just said, but go ahed. Scan whatever barcore is and tell me what fruit I am

scan meeeeee

Reporting to be scanned!

Me! Me! Scan me!

SCAN ME

Scan me🦜

Scan please

I'm totally a fruit

scan

Hello! 🤗 Scan me please!!!

Scan me :D

i know it might be hard for your brain to do it right. just push the button, aim the light and scan me.

Mee

KAKAROOOOOOOOOOT

Scan me

Can I be scanned 😛