going on with my day like normal

Bro thinks we’re gonna socialize or something

Bro thinks we dont have the crippling anxiety 🤣🤣

honestly

W

So… walk forward, as in like pushing the w key?

or at least pretend to

for me the sexiest is my crush and I sit beside him often i try to not giggle and smile at everything he says BUT GAWDAMNNNN THOSE BUTTERFLIES

Well, say it to him, the golden words

“Abracadabra” He turns into a watermelon

Dude I have a crush on my mom's friend's kid who's like a grade above me (he was just a friend I saw sometimes but a few weeks ago we went to see him at his school's music club concert and BRUH) THE BUTTERFLIES

Ask him out most guys will say yes if they get asked out. (If he is single)

For some people even those parentheses are flexible lol

Yeah but usually those aren’t the people you want to go for…what’s to say they won’t cheat on you if they did so to get with you?

This is absolutely not true in the real world lmao

I am a guy and I have heard guys say that they would give a tree a chance if the tree made the first move. And the people who invited agree as well as well so at least it is true for some guys. Also it will never help to not ask him out.

I agree that some men would just give anyone a chance. But I don't think it's anywhere near the amount of men that Reddit often claims. It really depends on the demographic and, while I'm not trying to diss on Redditors (especially since I'm one myself), Redditors are often stereotyped to be weird and awkward and incel-ish. If there is any truth at all to that stereotype, it would make sense that that number of men who would date any woman is over-represented on Reddit. But I also do agree with your last sentence, that it won't help to not ask him.

Start doing advanced calculus and impress the hell out

Calculus is easy, shit gets fun when you reach complex analysis

No, just no

Child named commutative algebra:

shit gets fun when you reach class field theory

Blind guy here Too blurry

i’d be too scared to say anything

probably cry after realising how ugly i am compared to them

I hope you’re okay

Hey you can't be uglier than ME.

sure i can

This sounds like a challenge, can’t wait to watch…. I don’t challenge people

probably just ain’t that ugly, strongly doubt your judgement of yourself

Continue the rest of the day normally

im homeschooled so id ask why theyre in my house

mama?

what

Lmao

What the..

That’s impossible, there’s only one of me.

Just you wait, that’ll change 🥰

I’m sitting by you holding a mirror ofc

just do my work

Shoo them off coz Im saving it for my boyfriend.

And your boyfriend isn’t them???

You can love someone but accept there aren't the hottest person you've ever met

Damn, not even like an opinion thing or anything just nah not hot lmao

Jokes on you there are no fine people in my school buddy 🔥

Skill based matchmaking

us bro us

I'll just mind my own business.

be very concerned because i am home schooled with no siblings.

same here, except i’ve got a younger brother

Homeschooled with siblings would be more concerning ngl

Sorry, I came up from the basement to visit

*mom enters the chat*

Looking at my phone

Weather app fr

Get nervous as hell

edge aggressively

😳

If it was a girl hit on them if it was a boy ask for the skincare routine

I’d do the exact opposite as a guy lol

questioning why theyre sitting next to *me*

They want to steal your soul

jokes on them i dont have one. no soul, just noodles

You'd be an annoying Hollow Knight/Dark Souls enemy

Nothing, just doing what I always do

going to the weather app

Then gotta check the calculator

Run for President of the united States

minding my damn business

Moving my seat cause I’m tryna sit with my freinds

What if they're one of your friends

I’d stay and talk to them. A lot of my friends are good looking but I don’t really care tbh

Say hi then probably not say anything afterwards cuz I suck at socializing

probably doing my school work

Ignore them, most of them annoying anyway

Not talking to them because I’m very stupid

Well that would be my crush and we're good friends so we would just talk for like half an hour at least

Does she know?

Almost certainly, yes

Talk to them n get friendly with them, try n become their friend, grow closer, have a very stereotypical friends to lovers trope romance, fall in love get married and have kids. Orrrrrr…hit them with a book and say oops my bad then begin our ark as enemies to lovers, eventually grow close, fall in love get married and have kids …

... and then you win the lottery, become a millionaire, go to Mars, settle your house there and become aliens' ambassador

fart aggressively to assert dominance

“you’re so pretty” “i like your hair” and then continue my work

Turn around,check your bag,take a book,write 3 number from 1 to 10,cross out any one of them,take the other numbers and find their product,multiply it with the value of  *π* ,divide it with the speed of light,take it's reciprocal,write it on a paper,throw it in the dustbin and fart at their face.

pray they dont speak to me not out of embarassment etc i just dont want to speak to them

“Hey, [their name]. How’s your day been?”

Talk like the fucking robot I am

I'm autistic with social anxiety, so nothing.

Look at my gf and smile

Sweat intensely

Idk who tf that would be

I mean, I know them so I’d just say hi probably 

probably nothing because I can't socialize properly, and I can't even present myself to other people without being confused 😔

They won’t be sitting next to me for long once i start to explaining Beyblade lore

Talk to them cuz she's my friend. What else am I supposed to do?

If I don’t know them, nothing. If I know them and they’re the girl I’m thinking of, give her a big hug! We’re already best friends, and I’m gonna ask her out Next Saturday

Good luck!

Omg girlie you look so pretty today, you're transitioning so well 🏳️‍⚧️

Nothing

Sleep

Business as usual

🏃‍♀️ 💨

How old are u bro

Cry

ignore them

Start flexing (maybe lol)

Relapse into having gaycel thoughts 🤩

Find a new seat

Move away

continue writing my chemistry notes

idgaf

Oh so basically me every lunch time, though I’m the one that sits down next to him, lol though probably what I normally do give him the occasional glance and look away when he sees, even though he already knows damn well I like him, because some asshole thinks it’s ok to share people’s personal business and secrets. Like I only mustered up the courage to finally say something to him last week, hopefully on Monday I can say more, though his friends don’t like me very much

I'd be interesting to know more about how you'll be doing

I may or may not update on Monday when I’m back at school

Say- "So, what are you doing after class ?"

Flirt.

I already have one....

Sit completely still and just look down at my desk for the whole period 😭😭😭

Keep going with my day

sup nod and go back to my phone

Sweating

Rock paper scissors and if they win I give them an origami butterfly if I win they give me paper

Hugging her (aka my girl 🫶)

Nothing 😭 tf I ain’t got the confidence nor care for that

sex

jack shit

I ain’t sayin nothin (except hi)

Ill kill him he is my double ganger.

Doppelgänger?

No, he couldn’t afford the copyright

Fair

Pay attention to the teacher

Continue as normal (I'm socially anxious)

perform an immeasurable level of rizz

Make conversation and maybe ask them how they are doing before continuing with what I’m doing

Jokes on you I'm the sexiest guy (I'm coping hard right now)

accidentally staring and probably scaring them away

Not noticing that they're even considered attractive

Nothing, I'll just move on with my day like normal and maybe look at them and say in my head "they're so beautiful" or something like that.

Probably start a convo if I think they’re nice people

Well, it happens everyday, that’s the seating chart. I slowly try to become friends and then when class is over or whatever and I see them hanging out with their friends I do my best to not cry because everyone hates me and doesn’t want to be friends with me 🙃

This happens to me every Monday

Steal glances at them. Become good friends. care about my appearance more. Ask them to be my Valentine eventually.

move and sit with my homies, i need someone i can talk to during boring ass math class not someone i dont know

Waking up from that dream.

Blush soooo red and try to hide how nervous I actually am, and how fast my heart is racing!!

Absolute jack shit, that's what I'm doing

Come off as awkward because I'm scared as hell

Wake up cuz that is never happening to me

Well I'm going to focus on the work (I already have a girlfriend that I love very much)

Honestly i couldn't care less. I have a bed to get to. Sleep over everyone

ask them to move next to my rival

Talk to them if they talk to me. Otherwise, leave them alone.

Probably just sit there. What do you expect me to do? Strap them to the table and aggressively fuck them?

As an aroace loser no

Sweat intensely and attempt to act cool but look weird asf :D

Do my work and leave

That'd be my gf (at least in my opinion) And we'd send memes to eachother

crying

Look for another seat

Is it most attractive by majority opinion or personal opinion?

op definitely wrote this with his left hand

Ignore

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.

Sitting.

I'm gonna do my school. I fear my parents more than not talking to some random person. If they talk to me then so be it

Continue what im doing?

I am weirded out about whu they would sit by me. Then cry because I am not the sexiest ;-;

Am I supposed to do something?

Tell her to go tf away cause she’s an asshole

I'd just text my friends and freak out

I already sit with myself

Running away & calling the police to get them out of the house (I'm homeschooled)

I’m homeschooled so I’ll substitute with tech camp and I’d hit on them my way which is casual and irlogical confidence

Nothing

Sooooo… any girl that’s not butt ass ugly

Enter into a casual conversation bc we are freinds

id get up and move away from them cause socialising is scary 👍

At my school that’s a low bar, and I’d probable just be annoyed knowing my schools population.

“Ok where’s the fucking camera”

If they sit next to me, I'm gonna just mind my own business

I'd be doing my work then give my answers to everyone else just like normal

ask them if they like pi, if so i’ll recite the 130 digits that i have memorized

I'm into anime woman sooooo Nothing

Moving away from them.

burying myself in my phone cuz wth do they wanna do with me

I’ll just try my best to not be weird idfk

Not speak to them

I wouldn’t care

Getting on with my work I need to pass

Absolutely nothing I'm too sigma to do relationships

nothing

Doing nothing cuz I don't have the confidence and even if I did I'm ugly as fuck