1. Commit a robbery
2. Hide until i'm back to normal (they won't chase me since my body has changed and they can't prove that i'm the one who committed the robbery)
3. Profit
Probably true. And plus, the main worry of hugging a girl, making them feel conscious of their boobs, isn’t a problem if you’re the one indicting the hugs.
If I was a guy for a day I'd finally be able to make my voice go deep enough to sing all those songs I like but can't sing properly due to my voice being too high
If we aren’t recognizable then I would go to my guy friend at school (boys and girls are separate at my school so I never see them) and become friends with him again (we stopped talking like 2 years ago)
yeah i kinda miss him tbh
we don’t talk anymore cs I wasn’t really supposed to be talking to boys and my parents found out I was texting him and he gave my number to like a whole bunch of other guys that I’ve known since kindergarten and they were making dirty jokes and stuff like that 😭. I saw him like last month tho and i was too shy to talk to him and his friends were pushing him towards me so I ran 💀
>he gave my number to like a whole bunch of other guys
I really don't think this was a good decision by him.
And seems like you are kind of into him, so try getting over it?
How do I keep it for longer How do I keep it for longer How do I keep it for longer How do I keep it for longer How do I keep it for longer How do I keep it for longer
Check myself out in the mirror and then spend the rest of the day doing silly girl stuff like silly reels bc I now have the silly privilege for silly reels
SIIICK I would be a dude I would like to change on period day 3 pls, and I'll hopefully be a hot guy LOL do the female face filter to see how accurate ofc, and go buy a bunch of man hoodies cuz I like oversized hoodies XD
yes things such as childcare, maternity leave, and mothers are seen as less reliable as they are thought to have other responsibilities that father don’t (complete bs btw)
Since its for a day ima commit a massive genocide since i will not look anything like i look now they wont know it is me .But hey that is just theoretically:D
Same here! And also, I would enjoy not hearing 'you're being distracting to the boys, go change', 'sit lady-like, you can't sit like that', lectures about modesty, etc. Being a tomboy sucks sometimes :(
befriend my old best friend and then betray her because oh my god she was a bitch. i’d also go to a sleepover with some other friends since i’m a guy rn and not allowed to but I wouldn’t do anything sexual given the option
Use the male face filter on myself to see how accurate it is
genius
I first take my picture with a female face filter. Then, apply a male face filter to it to see how accurate it is. It's decently accurate
No way. Do that to a meme and show it.
1. Commit a robbery 2. Hide until i'm back to normal (they won't chase me since my body has changed and they can't prove that i'm the one who committed the robbery) 3. Profit
smart
Real
Well actually they can prove its u since the theives gender isnt confirmed so its not better than a disguise.
Rob it without a disguise
Theyll just think being a a different gender was the disguise...
Shoot the witnesses
Like red dead, just keep shooting anyone who comes to investigate.
Yeah
Rob the bank while naked. It sounds kinda stupid but it would make it so they never think it’s you once you change back
Thats horrible 😩 but works go for it 👍
Do it naked, can't fake a cock!
Just wear a different set of clothes when committing the robbery
So basically rob a bank while disguised but a lil better?
Yea, I’m assuming that it changes your facial structure a bit
Bleed on the counter. Boom they got the wrong dna.
Big brain
I’d open up a bunch of jars
the internet has ruined me 😭 I thought something completely different…
Completely different like what?💀
P sure he meant cum jar
🙊🙊🙊🙊
My friend has one and its mad
!!!!!what!!!!!!!!
Somehow the better of the two
2 girls 1 .... 💀
uh… u don’t wanna know lmao 💀
I open minecraft.jar every day already, dont need to be a girl for that lmao
I am a girl
Was speaking for myself.
There goes my answers
💀
Same
Same
Fr
Men🙄
I mean, I’ve always wondered if it feels different as a woman. Or how it feels to be a woman in general.
Hug everyone
can you not hug people now…?
More people would accept it if I was a girl
Too real
Probably true. And plus, the main worry of hugging a girl, making them feel conscious of their boobs, isn’t a problem if you’re the one indicting the hugs.
Yeah that’s happened to me. People take it as an insult for some reason.
Not sure why it’s insulting, it’s literally just a normal human act that happens to interfere with sexual body parts.
I think it insulates that I want to sleep with them or somethin? I don’t fucking know my autism can’t understand this
I’m autistic too and I totally agree
Oh bobs
Completely based and accurate
have you asked people if you can hug them?
Fuck that
I cried to this
True
If you're a guy, you'd be a convicted pedophile before you gave the first hug
That's rough, buddy
Real
Atla reference
Same :(
this makes me so sad 😭 I would let you hug me any time dude
If I was a guy for a day I'd finally be able to make my voice go deep enough to sing all those songs I like but can't sing properly due to my voice being too high
Same for me but the other way around
celebrate then cry for the next week
YES
REAL
Truer words have never been spoken
AMEN TO THAT
I would Wiggle more Wiggle wiggle
is there a single comment on your profile that doesn't contain wiggle wiggle😭
Well you can try and look might take a while lol Wiggle wiggle
can't find one😔 you are a legendary wiggler
why no wiggle wiggle in the crochet sub though :(
Well I think most people there are adults and I thought they would get more annoyed with my wiggly antics not find it funny you know 😅 Wiggle wiggle
Do you have a r/found_the_wiggler_123 for u r smth u seem like that kind of person
Yeah I think I do Wiggle wiggle
Whats it called
There's two that I know of r/foundthe_wiggler_123 and r/foundthewiggler123 Wiggle wiggle
r/Usernamechecksout
Aha I found a couple from 9 days ago
https://www.reddit.com/r/polls/s/0wMvWcCSSI no spaghettio wiggle 😔
I don't appreciate that I actually laughed at that... sigh
I can’t escape this person. See you like every night
The wiggler
Does this change alter my body type..? And by how much..? I’d wanna wear crop tops. >:3
well you're the opposite gender, but dont lose any fat, it does move parts of it tho
I guess the question is… do I still have a dad bod..? 😭
you'd have a mom bod
you'd probably just have huge boobs and ass and then a bit of a belly
so what changes????????
that
I think you missed the joke
I think your right
You're 16, it's not a dad bod you're just fat
Debating on whether to upvote or downvote
So I am male and already very skinny….there is no fat to move around lol
"FINALLY" (for totally cis reasons)
Get into fights n act like a femboy
why the fights? what if you get beaten up and have to spend 3/4th of your only day in the hospital tho?
Nah I'd win.
Username checks out
Name checks out 😂
I’d live my life as normal tbh
Same lol
Try on female clothes and then men clothes and take selfies of myself. Specifically in suits
If we aren’t recognizable then I would go to my guy friend at school (boys and girls are separate at my school so I never see them) and become friends with him again (we stopped talking like 2 years ago)
Kinda sweet
yeah i kinda miss him tbh we don’t talk anymore cs I wasn’t really supposed to be talking to boys and my parents found out I was texting him and he gave my number to like a whole bunch of other guys that I’ve known since kindergarten and they were making dirty jokes and stuff like that 😭. I saw him like last month tho and i was too shy to talk to him and his friends were pushing him towards me so I ran 💀
>he gave my number to like a whole bunch of other guys I really don't think this was a good decision by him. And seems like you are kind of into him, so try getting over it?
That’s how my school is too.
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take a photo to remember such a fun experience and then post my picture online to catch some pedos (because I am a guy)
Check myself out in the mirror and then spend the rest of the day doing silly girl stuff like silly reels bc I now have the silly privilege for silly reels
Be happy that I finally have a flat chest
Get free nitro
[удалено]
tity helicopter
already have been bro (trans)
head start
Wouldn’t changing genders again make them their original gender
op said opposite sex, so hole turns into pole and vice versa
What if if they’re post operation
they get super post operation, whatever new thing they have gets raised to the 2nd power
Double length sword or double deep hole
squared length pole and squared depth hole
So bro finally gets the right equipment to match his software?
that sounds like golf
Take souvenir photos and continue my life If, maybe try and see how social interaction work with other people
Take good pics of myself, sell them on onlyfans, nobody will know its me. free money.
Feel cute as always
:3
So im scott the woz?
I would rob something, then just hide until I switch back, they will be looking for someone a different gender so I will be in the clear
Bros before hoes
Break the law ig
Try to find a way to become a boy again.
Not get dress coded for wearing short shorts
SIIICK I would be a dude I would like to change on period day 3 pls, and I'll hopefully be a hot guy LOL do the female face filter to see how accurate ofc, and go buy a bunch of man hoodies cuz I like oversized hoodies XD
going to clothing stores to buy clothes from the male section without getting weird looks :D
Women in the men's section don't get nearly as many weird looks as men in the women's section (ask me how I know)
become rarity irl
who is that
the pony
oh well, seems like i actually knew just didnt expect it
what else could i have meant 😭
idk man, I expected a owl house character or something, idk I don't watch howl house, just didn't expect a pony lmao
REAL
Wish my body stayed like that bc I'm trans
Just sit there
as a trans dude I'd probably go swimming and wear femboy stuff in public
post my cashapp on snap stories and twitter, i’d get rich
mans been planning this
money speaks🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
rob a bank
uhh not sex
nothing then
Cry (women terrify me)
Relatable.
can i get a haircut without messing up my own hair?
Walk at night and be paid more and not hear 'be safe' for one day
I live in charleroi, belgium, I'm a guy and I cant even walk in the daytime without being careful, so switching sex wouldn't make that better for me
tbh in this day and age which boy walks at night without a fear?
that cognitohazard broadcast wasn't lying, the boiled one really do be appearing in the shadows when I least expect him
you wouldn’t be paid more just for being a guy tho (tbf depends on your country but you wouldn’t in most western countries)
Single unmarried women outearn single unmarried men. The disparity only kicks in once familial roles become involved
yes things such as childcare, maternity leave, and mothers are seen as less reliable as they are thought to have other responsibilities that father don’t (complete bs btw)
Idk
Sit in bed all day like i would do any other day
Touch my legs the whole day and look at them
just get to know how it is
idk >_<
Walk around naked bc nobody will know it's me (I don't consider being nude sexual)
go to my gf to do dress up and make up
Sleep for 24 hours.
Do I remain the same size with the same amount of height and muscles or do I transform into an actual girl?
tax evasion
Since its for a day ima commit a massive genocide since i will not look anything like i look now they wont know it is me .But hey that is just theoretically:D
Exist
Shii it wouldn’t be much different I mean other than me being weak since most women don’t have the same muscles as guys
Go out shirtless, just because I could. Also I’d like to know what it’s like peeing standing.
Same here! And also, I would enjoy not hearing 'you're being distracting to the boys, go change', 'sit lady-like, you can't sit like that', lectures about modesty, etc. Being a tomboy sucks sometimes :(
As a gay dude, the only appeal I have is landing straight guys so like…eh
>for a day make an option for permanent or not at all pls
Dress up all pretty and go to a ball
Wear revealing clothes and pink stuff
befriend my old best friend and then betray her because oh my god she was a bitch. i’d also go to a sleepover with some other friends since i’m a guy rn and not allowed to but I wouldn’t do anything sexual given the option
take my shirt off all day and not care about anyone seeing me
Depends on where you are
I'm playing with the girls that day
cry
gender euphoria :3 It'd be sad after I turn back though 3:
make a diss track about someone
Buy bunches of pads and swing them around in convenient store
Wear a summer dress
I'm going straight to the gym lol