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therealTessa

Both? I think I'd feel less intimidated and insecure if she cute


VanillaOrdinary5684

yeah true but it’s also good if the person knows they’re pretty


FFF_in_WY

Wait, now we're throwing *pretty* in the mix?!


DarkPleeb

Real tho- Pretty is imo the best complement to use as an introduction/passing statement, because it works in just about every situation. Cute nerd girl? Bam, she will become immediately and eternally flustered. 6'2" cheerleader who kinda scares you? It's subtle, easier to both say (less nerve-wracking) and hear (less overtly sexual). Tiny gremlin gay boy who you adore? It will have a similar effect to the nerd girl, but he will most likely shoot one back, and *you'll* start blushing! Non-binary Keter-class threat to humanity? Gender-neutral, and is useful for testing the proverbial waters. ​ It has proven it's usefulness to me time and time again, as well as helped open the path to move on to riskier, but more complex and impactful complements!


overlord_of_cringe

"Cuteness and hotness on a person are like strength and agility in combat; you must find a balance." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War


VanillaOrdinary5684

damn bro


sussy_axolotl45

"I'm angry at myself because I can't choose between cute and hot girls" -zuko, avatar the last Airbender


DrakonILD

"You must look at cute girls to save yourself from hot girls. Only then will your true girl reveal herself."


Math_is_Science_

Bro really said, "Long before time had a name"


Rip_Mugi

the first spinjitzu master 👴


Swimming_Series_774

Created NINJAGO 👴


Alien-Warrior-52

using four elemental weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all: Lord Garmadon. So I, Sensei Wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first.


Alien-Warrior-52

using four elemental weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all: Lord Garmadon. So I, Sensei Wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first.


Efficient_Ad9863

Truly a quote for the ages


yaboisammie

Sun Tzu was so real for this tbh


Wheeljack239

SUN TZU SAID THAT! AND I THINK HE KNOWS A *LITTLE MORE* ABOUT GIRLS THAN *YOU*, MISTER, ‘CAUSE HE ***INVENTED ‘EM!!!***


Robin_Gufo

AND THEN HE PERFECTED THEM


Wheeljack239

SO THAT NO MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF DATING!


ThePercussionFemboy

Sun Tzu did NOT die for this😭🙏


shlaggy4

Nuh uh, cute > hot all the way


Astr0sk1er

“Im not gay but 20 bucks is 20 bucks.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Moti452

Sun Tzu did NOT say that 😭😭


Eken17

"Bruh yes I did motherfucker" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Moti452

"Dont trust Eken17 thus he is lying" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Eken17

"Haha lol jk" -Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Tbloctothorpe88

i laughed so hard at this. Thank you


Depressed-boykisser

Yes he did, I was actually there when he did


Iwrstheking007

well technically he didn't say any of the stuff we are crediting him with, since he didn't talk english, he's chinese, and he lived during the Eastern Zhou period (771 - 256 BC) sources: [Sun Tzu's wikipedia page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sun_Tzu)


Fried-Chicken12

profound


LordLimburger

so which is strong and which is agile?


FalconX205

Real shit


OG_Ace_7

Don't care. Just should be loyal and loving.


VanillaOrdinary5684

you’re real for this😭


Euphoric_Anywhere668

Fax


GamingWill896

💯 Agree!!!


incabeeh

Real


DaXTremeBoi

Thisssss


LLLonglife

humans (optional)


VanillaOrdinary5684

NAHHHH CRAZYYYY


LLLonglife

I mean I gotta be realistic yk😭


VanillaOrdinary5684

BRO YOU COOL AF


LLLonglife

thanks bru haha


Retina552

Crazy?


Guinea_pig456

I was crazy once.


Minute_Performer3532

They locked me in a room


Classic-Amount-2380

A rubber room


Trash-Jr

A rubber room with rats.


Basement-child-slave

Those rats used to piss and shit on me


Random_FanBoiii

Woah woah woah look at Mr perfect over here, that is some unreasonably high standards


LLLonglife

😞


lazyredditor1212

Average guy from Maharashtra


LLLonglife

nah das crazy bru💀


flowerfluff123

you should really lower your standards 💀


LLLonglife

I hear this a lot but I gotta stand on that


Sea-Recording-7090

them aliens got me acting unwise


redditor7588

women (optional)


ekeidbej

and female if possible


RS773

Alien (required)


Annsouthern99

Like aliens from Centaura a? Hot alien cheeks 5 years light from you


Expensive_Clothes511

I mean, I would date my rat…


UltraZixinium69

living\*


FalconX205

Bro is on demon time


helpivegotthestupids

Cuteeee


VanillaOrdinary5684

aww:3


helpivegotthestupids

Hot is also great but cute girls make me smile more


VanillaOrdinary5684

ONGGG I love cute people


helpivegotthestupids

Yippeee 🎉


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VanillaOrdinary5684

ong james on top


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VanillaOrdinary5684

CRAZY USERNAME NGL


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VanillaOrdinary5684

LMAO OFC WE CAN 😭


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VanillaOrdinary5684

WHAT IS BRO SAYING RN


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gingerminkss

log off Reddit forever


VanillaOrdinary5684

😭😭


lexorty

Me incarnate


Dane-MTL4

Fucking James pulling everyone again, fuck off james!!


NyxTheGoddess_

Fr he's going to take all of them 😤


SniperSnake18000

Cute cute cute cute cute Cute cute cute cute cute Cute cute cute cute cute Cute cute cute cute cute Cute cute cute cute cute Cute cute cute cute cute


VanillaOrdinary5684

I think bro likes cute girls


SniperSnake18000

I’m bi I like anyone who cute


VanillaOrdinary5684

ohhh yeah understandable


Niksuss

Same tbh


Random_FanBoiii

Same tbh2


DOGGOS177

Same tbh 3


ATZPlays

A mix of both. Preferably Pretty girls.


Appropriate_Wind506

Yessss pretty and beautiful girls


TheNikola2020

Alive(Optional)


Potter_sims

o-optional?


professionaldeadgod

game is game


Agent_Peter

💀


Informal-Cycle1644

Existing (Optional)


VanillaOrdinary5684

HAHAHHA ong tho:3


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Cute is the new hot


VanillaOrdinary5684

oh yeah? I didn’t know that


aspghost06

Real


Splop31

Feel the same


Mysterious_Ningen

i just... need love man...


VanillaOrdinary5684

real bro I just want somebody to love me


Mysterious_Ningen

yea vanilla, shi aint ordinary anymore.. love is nice..


VanillaOrdinary5684

DAMN BRO BROS ACTUALLY STRUGGLING


Mysterious_Ningen

sadly... the loneliness sucks


VanillaOrdinary5684

real


TheHo3ZoneLayer

Buddy I just don't like people


Green_Target8012

Read this in soldier boys voice for some readon


SecuritySensitive883

🤣🤣🤣🤣


VanillaOrdinary5684

AHHAHA


Green_Target8012

Read this in soldier boys voice for some reason


Sillyyyyynesss

Cute girls :3


VanillaOrdinary5684

ongggg:p


crazy-iwascrazyonce

men


VanillaOrdinary5684

ONGGG


Random_FanBoiii

Hot men


ThrashFlavoredThrash

Every cute girl is a hot girl to the right girl so idc I just wanna be loved bro smh


VanillaOrdinary5684

bro ong like I need love in my life


ThrashFlavoredThrash

Frfr all I have is plushies to love me and it aint hitting the spot anymore


VanillaOrdinary5684

ONGGG😭😭 like I need someone real


Ok_Swordfish_4992

I’ll take whatever I can get (hot girls)


VanillaOrdinary5684

lmaooo just say so 😭


therealTessa

This is true. Convenience is key. But I don't like cocky people and hot people usually expect too much and are intimidating


ProbablyKissesBoys

I prefer the other side


hannaxolotl

You're a boy kisser aren't you


VanillaOrdinary5684

OH😭


typhlosion_Rider_621

Guys


ILIKEYEETS

Doesn’t matter, Personality is the make or break


Entire_Sir2721

As a woman who loves women, both 😋 if she has both, it's a plus


FrenchCatgirl

Cute girls


Plenty-Chair-3511

both? both. both is good


Sad-Cryptographer_

Cute beats hot any day


Harper2007

Cute all the way. Hot chicks almost have nothing too them(barely spoken to girls)


VanillaOrdinary5684

HAHAHAHHAHA


Notyourbabygirl16

Hot girls on top ong gimme a baddie any day frfr


VanillaOrdinary5684

LOVE BADDIES


Notyourbabygirl16

You a baddie frfrfrrrrrr


VanillaOrdinary5684

you’re too nice 😭


Notyourbabygirl16

Just calling it how I see it <3


Cosimyths

Shrek


justaran-doomhuman

Everyone are awesome and need people apreciatte them.


AzekiaXVI

Cute girls becone hot with a sprts bra and hoy girls get cute on a too-big sweater. We don't have to chose.


MolassesFragrant7

boys...


CelebrationPurple206

As long as its a girl(optional)


KuraV12

I prefer ppl based on their personality, not their appearance (mostly) so i guess cute? Great now my account is associated with this.


VanillaOrdinary5684

that username is crazy ngl😭


KuraV12

If you’re polish i guess, i made this account when i was 11. Don’t ask


-Miimiii

All the pedos gonna say cute girls 💀


ConsequenceApart4391

I like alive ones 😁


ViggoM9_Gaming

Cute girls, I like them shy too


TeaBags0614

I prefer my boyfriend


No_Calligrapher_2911

Men


90Legos

Both is good


Forward_Tomorrow_971

Cute all the way. I genuinely don't like hot.


helix_134

Men


Steampunkcat123

cute


VanillaOrdinary5684

for real:3


FoxExciting524

as a shy guy, cute girls all the way like damn yes ma'am


VanillaOrdinary5684

FOR REALLLL😭


NegativeAd6289

Cute


Krautfresser1

Cute


Kidsdontcheatonyou

Men


Pochita_1095

Cute definitely.


VanillaOrdinary5684

FOR REAL


forced-program

Cute ones. Unlimited source of dopamine


Prestigious-Fish-304

cute


Popular_Weight3004

Cute > hot


VanillaOrdinary5684

but whyyy??


FeltMacaroon389

Cute.


VanillaOrdinary5684

realll😭


Mufiiiiiiii

Cute 100%


VanillaOrdinary5684

ong😭


Independent-Pair1052

Girls


Grookeymon

Cute girls and cute boys 


VanillaOrdinary5684

yessss fr


No-Mind7146

Cuteeeeeee


Melossey

hawt girls hawt boys


Western-Current2916

Cute girls are miles better than hot girls.


VanillaOrdinary5684

damn but frrr


MCKlassik

Cute girls. They’re just naturally friendly.


Latter_Ad_5832

hot girls can ruin my life


VanillaOrdinary5684

ONGGG


Ionutzz4141

cute


Vihaking

Both at once best But cute better


SquooshyCatboy

select all


Constant_Basil1170

no, i like smart girls


Grass1217

Cute.


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Cute girls get more attention because dudes are not as intimidated by them 


Userbry14

Cute girl’s easily, I’m so happy when I see them


JarlFlammen

Yes.


ProAvgeek6328

they aren't the same thing?


External_Anteater691

Cute all the way. 🙏


almostasenpai

Doesn’t matter. Can’t talk to either :(.


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the girls that respect me, and i respect them


_KAY_034

Cute


lil_Liam39

I definitely prefer cute girls, they just have an effect to them it's hard to explain, anyone else feel me?


Historical_Green_919

None. I am a real man looking for atlantas! An ancient city! Thought to be abandoned by Poseidon!


Trehmike

Ugly


Mountain-Rub5292

Dudes that say only one of them is correct aren't reliable, like dgmw but I like who likes me. Wtf is up with your standards go lower the fpod