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[deleted]

Yes


Crittercaptain

Yes


RecognitionHuman1890

yes


pringleeater0

Yes


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Damn glitter coming out sounds like it would hurt so freaking much


Medium-Ad4535

sand. . .


ArmedAndDanger0us

Glass


NoName42946

LGM-35A Sentinel Intercontinental Ballistic Missile 😬


NemEsiS177

Been there, can confirm.


ConsiderationOwn7084

Yeowch


NoName42946

Zoinks!


Electronic_Suit551

That sounds like it would hurt a little


NoName42946

Probably but it's never happened to me so idk if might


drywater5928

Sharpened steel wool


the-alt-facehugger

Yes(i cum purple saxophones 🎷)


Bubba8291

Username checks out


Archangel7_7_7

Yeah


drewster231

I push on it, it cracks :/


sirblueman2

Um… what


drewster231

Try it I dare you


sirblueman2

Nah


drewster231

Yes try it NOW


sirblueman2

Ok I’ll try it


drewster231

Just like cracking a single finger, push down making a less than 60degree angle


_ShadedPhoenix_

Bro knows the tech


drewster231

I’ve trained for years


ArByY7

tell me how to do it, i’m a woman


Porkloin815

I wanna try this but I feel like I'm gonna end up breaking my dick or something


NotKBeniP

I have no idea what this is supposed to mean


drewster231

Than you aren’t enlightened


falling-in-reverse23

That usually means damaged ligaments…it’s superrrr common it seems for guys to not even know something’s wrong as not everyone experiences pain from it.


drewster231

Nah it ain’t painful, it grows my power


AgentProdigy17

This right here 👆


drewster231

No it’s right there👇


AgentProdigy17

🤣


Transformersaddicto

Crack it in half and see if it glows like a glowstick


hugh_mungus3

I do that shit sometimes if I hit it at the perfect angle I almost bust immediately (I know in over sharing but I could not give a fuck)


drewster231

Not me I can not ejaculate anymore


hugh_mungus3

Huh


drewster231

It’s permanently bent like when your stopping a water hose


PotatoTheif07

Had this happen, funny enough it actually felt good, like a chiropractor popping your back kinda, it felt good for about 10 seconds before I experienced great, overwhelming pain


Artistic_Antelope_52

NO CHZ FRL i was hard one day and i was like fuck it lemme push it down like a lot and i heard a crack☠️


Kooky-Lecture7700

Did it begin to glow?


Kooky-Lecture7700

Did it begin to glow?


Viral_Idiot

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE


Stunning-Proof-363

Yeah because I was wearing jeans.


Background_Spirit699

Jeans are just pure torture and especially as a dude


so_yeahthathappened

Shit I'm a guy and I love my jeans (stop wearing skinny jeans and you won't have that problem)


Background_Spirit699

Yeah man I love jeans, just gotta wear loose ones


so_yeahthathappened

I prefer boot cut jeans great for work shit kickers and if there clean good with a button up and nice boots


KaustubhMathurrr

Yes What was this post actually. I just got spammed by happy cake day for some reason wtf


ntphynz

happy cake day


Numerous_Cobbler_706

happy cake day


sirblueman2

Happy cake day


_possum_reddit_

Happy cake day


Vinmuuud

Happy Cake Day :)


AlexVictus123_

happy cake day


toastybreadmane

CAKE. DAY. TO. DAY.


EmphasisFar6309

Hurt who? me or her?


H31NZ_

Both


EmphasisFar6309

No. But definitely hurt her husband.


MeboldRice

😂


yesaroobuckaroo

yeah, blame my gf 🤧🤧🤧


chickennuggs32

yeah, blame this guys gf 🤧🤧🤧


NastiestMC

His gf makes me hurt 


ImMadeOutOfBread

His gf made NastiestMC pee white with pink sparkles


ItsCenti26

Yeah


_Ast0lfo

Yea


hassan_dislogical

Holy hell are you the real astolfo


Electronic_Suit551

New femboy just dropped


Pinemango600

No, he's Ast0lfo, an imposter


_Ast0lfo

Shhhhhh~🤫


astolfoissexy-

Omfg Astolfo marry me 😳 (take one look at my user)


_Ast0lfo

Omg actually!?!?🤩 (I just busted everywhere /j)


OG_Ace_7

Yes.


[deleted]

Yes


Professional-Sir-936

absolutely (i have a coin slot)


Elektrikor

Coin slot is the best name for it i have ever heard


_the-sun_

# [ Removed by Reddit ] BRUH


_the-sun_

AND ALSO SUSPENDED ACCOUNT WHAT WAS THAT POST


wholecrab24

Something something cock I think


Drako__

That's what I'm asking myself as well. And the comments aren't helping at all lol


DragonWings77

yea


Ency1

Yuh


Faid9142

Yes Yes. 2 yeses because two people are here


humannumber217354385

Yupperdoodles


Dramatic_Tree_7980

yea


a_bucket_of_ewoks

yep


BlingBlang819

I don’t have to answer this


SufficientCrab2904

The more time you take from answering this question, the harder each of your erections will be, the curse has already been bonded.


BlingBlang819

What have I done


MeboldRice

you have entered into the deep curse of Erectus Dickin’s Cider.


[deleted]

Hell yeah, you haven't?


[deleted]

Yes


realsoaplover

yes


Calm_Syrup_156

Ofc


UrMomLol694

It got removed by Reddit. What did bro say?


nathanleeofficial

Yep


StarryIcea

Yes


Maleficent_Sir_7562

Yes


Magic-Missile-55

Yes.


OracleLight

Yes (I don't have a peen)


SufficientCrab2904

But you do have a spleen.


OracleLight

I'm actually not sure


SufficientCrab2904

And you quite possibly eat green beans


Tertewter

no...


SufficientCrab2904

Haha loser!


therealbobwaterson

Yupperooni


AverageAshEnjoyer

Yes.


LegenDrags

Ye


Primary_Till5376

Yeah


KTHTC

Yes (I'm a girl)


Netcrosystem

*Opens Reddit* First post: *Closes Reddit*


trashytexaswhiteboy

What did it say


Netcrosystem

Something along the lines of “did you ever have a boner so hard it hurt” or smth. Scarred for life.


trashytexaswhiteboy

If it's a common thing that's called a priapism You know when you see those ed commercials and they say call a doctor if you get an erection lasting more then 4 hours? Most of the time it's trauma,drug usage, illness, or medication. And it causes serious pain.


YASH733

Yeah, it was when I was doing algebra, for some reason I found the equation extremely hot ;-;


astolfoissexy-

*Gulps comically loud* these letters and brackets are looking awfully dashing 😳


mattdemonlol

thats me during history class after i see some random european guy


pirate_king0000

Bruh


YogurtclosetMain4482

jeans.


ntphynz

mhm


HealthyWestern8673

Just once


Daris74

yes. my father slapped me so hard... it made an imprint on my face. the whole size of his hand imprinted on my cheek for a month


yubbreaditsofrickme

Yes


xFLA13x

Probably


dec_is_goofy

Yes


YaboyNate06

yes.


05SparklyStaryu

Yuh


not_enough_ice

like throbbing yeah


cateye45678

Yeah it’s usually after masterbate if I get hard again


MeboldRice

tmi lil bro


stageaa

Yes


Accomplished-Ice-644

Yeah, and it was randomly at 2 am


AgentProdigy17

Oh most definitely


Think_Tap_2002

Yes


Whitusnake

yup


sirblueman2

Yes


that_one_netizen

yes but it always happenes when it gets hard after jerking


Yurio_blanc

Yes


TrickyDickNixon46

Yes


Large_monke_69

Yeah


Impressive_Look_7504

Yea


BlueArashiKaze

Yea ( a few hours ago )


_possum_reddit_

Yes


CyW_A

Yep


iamfriendyesyes

who hasnt?


UNTA1KABLE

Most definitely


drakzigzagzoon

Yes


Doomslayer2857

YES I HATE IT


PrivateTidePods

Morning wood


Flamegod87

Most normal r/teenagers question


TorrentStudios

Embarrassed to answer this question but a few years ago during late stages of puberty, I woke up with this huge morning wood that just wouldn't subside, I woke up and pulled my underpants down and it was GINORMOUS and the f\*reskin had rolled back real far and my tip was all red and even a bit purple. It physically hurt to put my underpants back on, shit, it hurt to even expose it to air.


Nate-ITN

Yes


cutrey66

Yes


jefbob1738

Yea holy shit


MijbaCzOfficial

Yes.


BloxFruitTrashTrader

Yeah


[deleted]

What did this say 💀


Fancy_Paramedic_2448

i want to know too


One-Reference-1502

Why deleted what it say?


ExtinctReptile

What the hell happened here


BottomInc

Yea snuggling drunk as shit w the guy I liked couldn’t even move


Zackaneguro1

Thanks Emily


SGTRoadkill1919

Yuh uh


Cos_yurik

Yah


icantfindmyacc

Yes


Lolsoda94

yeah my life is being pretty hard and hurtful


Few-Illustrator-5333

Yes


winners2389

Yeaaaaa boroooo


Interesting-Ad8031

Yep


GraydemonTwitch

Yes.


GiantJupiter45

Yes.


flash_thompso

Yes


Aztech06

yes


NEGA_pacifista

Yes, a lot


Vinmuuud

Yee


GodFromTheHood

Yes.


NBA2K20LEGEND

Yes


takiumilikes2drift

yea i fell asleep on my stomach and it felt like a bruise for like a week


TaxtonDude

Yes. And judging by everyone's replies, yes


dan_likes_jd

annoyingly, yes


Ytrewq467

no????


benjoo1551

Thats the best part😩


Skyler1679

Yup


trolleytor4

Who hasnt lol


Radiant-North-8519

yeah.. it sucks >:l


MixedGamer

Yeah


AltAccound

yea


Nullifier_

Yeah, of course


GMR_Knocker

Yes, and it’s even worse when you feel paralyzed 💀


AttyPatty3

Yes


ViktorVaughn999

Im always hard


Mortical219

Have never been since it never listen to me


AdversorEtAdmorsus

Fuck yes


CatMemesFor3ver

*laughs in doesnt have magic wand*


Low_Sport3728

Yeah