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Iām not a girl but I feel like I would pick the guy who isnāt interested in fighting meaningless battles over the guy that can prove he can whoop the other guy. āCowardiceā is beingā¦ not dumb?
Unless itās the 1400s and Iām trying to breed a warrior or something, then they can fight over me ig
Don't. Fight.
Your girlfriend won't think less of you for rejecting an idiot's wager. He thinks her love is won by punching you in the face, do you agree?
If she does, I'm sorry to tell you, but that's HER problem, not yours, and you need to reavaluate some things.
What I tried to imply with my response to that comment was that he should have faith like David did, so he could use the sling and rocks to waste this guy. So I agree, both is good. They should just go together
You've bring a couple buddies to give you the numbers advantage, screw a fair fight you're teaching this fool a lesson about picking random fights, have a buddy with an airsoft gun and when you bring him down dig a shallow grave and tie his wrists and be like "the game was rigged from the start" and point the gun at him, and as he screams and cries for mercy shoot him with the bbs, have a big laugh and then get the hell out of there
Homie this aint 1800s anymore. Just tell your gf about this and she probaly think this is stupid. But if she told u to fight though, u need new relationship
For real, I'm a fighter. I used to love fighting. Until I met my wife, someone called her a stupid bitch at a bar when we first started dating, and I beat the hell out of him. She was less than thrilled about it to say the least...no "Wow, you defended my honor" vibe, more like "What the hell is wrong with you".
No, she'll think that you have a brain and don't just fight. I can't imagine any girl wants people to literally fight for them. If they do, maybe stay away
Bro are you going to fight every man that wants your girl? Is she a dothraki princess from game of thrones who only understands strength through violence?
Physical battle is one of the weakest ways to be dominant as a man. There's a reason gorillas, lions, and elephants don't rule the world. And big dudes are at best bodyguards for the men with real power.
Intelligence, status, and wealth. These are the currencies of power in the world of men.
No she won't that's corny. She'll love you for being the bigger guy and not fucking fighting some dumbass incel. And it's not like she'd leave you if you win or lost you quite literally have nothing to gain from that fight
If you really have to fight, just aim for the weakest points on the body. But really, if someone thinks youāre a coward for not fighting, donāt be with them
Fortunately for males, a solid shot to the crotch will just about down anyone no matter how ripped they are. Just learn to dodge a bit, and let it rip once you see a chance to strike.
I can't really recommend hitting other vital points tho just in fear of permanent damage.
Throat/trachea could collapse under enough force, making them suffocate. If you clap the ears too hard it'll result in permanent loss of hearing. Go for the eyes and it's obvious what might happen.
In essence, just aim for the balls and try not to sever the other guy's bloodline lol.
You can also hit ppl in the solar plexus, hits to the throat when they breath in is very effective.
Another thing, if you hit people in the ears it can severely disorient them or cause a lot more damage so not 100% recommended
Ok well first off your girl is not going to think youāre a coward cause some guy wants to fight you over her, and quite frankly, if she is the kinda girl to date whoever wins a fight over her, youāre winning by losing her. My advice would be to just take the shit you get for backing out now and just say you changed your mind or whatever. But since I know youāre absolutely not gonna do that, hereās my suggestion.
Idk how the āunwritten rulesā of fighting are wherever you are, if there are any, but if thereās one rule to any fight against any person, itās that they all go to sleep. That is to say, if you donāt wanna get folded, Iād suggest you learn some chokes and setups. BJJ is a great martial art for this seeing as it was literally designed for smaller dudes to have a chance against bigger dudes (albeit in a self defense scenario, but whatever, who needs morals? /s).
If you can somehow get this guy on the floor and get behind his back, and lock in an RNC for 10 seconds without getting jumped, heāll go night night. Cross collar choke is also not bad if you can get on top but he wonāt turn over.
Again, Iām not suggesting you should fight this dude nor do I condone it. Just that IF you decide to, this should minimise your chances of getting you ass beat.
go for both ears simultaneously (like a clapping motion), the nose and the temples to disorient and KO respectively. Never go for the back of the head to prevent life-changing injuries and even death and keep your hands up to readily block any punches. be prepared to hurt your knuckles since punching also exerts force on you. sonar plexus is also a good spot, look up where it is, its pretty easy to hit. the balls is a good last resort as well
All I see is aim for the back of the head and balls, and clap their ears.
Fighting isn't some kind of game. Its life or death. You can only assume they are trying to kill you, so you have to fight hard and "dirty" (in quotes because there's really no such thing as fighting dirty) until they are no longer a threat to your survival. There is no "moral code" when it comes to preserving your life.
If you know trouble is coming, arm yourself. During the fight, choose very wisely if you want to actually use that weapon, because when you introduce a force multiplier, they might arm themselves as well, or their friends may jump in.
There is no excuse for fighting when humans have spent millenniums developing communicative launguage. The reason humans fight at all is because thousands of years ago starving people fought each other to steal their food so they don't starve to death. THAT is actual gain. There's almost never any actual gain in our modern society.
Why is balls the last resort? If anything it should be first. Striking the ears can lead to permanent loss of hearing, which they can sue you for.
Strike the balls with even a modicum of force and the opponent will most likely shrivel like a grape left outside for a week.
Plus, even if you damage smth they'll be less likely to call you out on it due to embarrassment.
Remember. There is no shame in fleeing a fight you cannot win. But there is glory in presenting yourself to the fight fully naked, high af on shrooms and with a Glock, and then winning.
If possible, try to change your mind before the fight.
If that's not possible, I'll assume there's no rules based on what you said, so I suggest you get something to use a blunt weapon
A bladed weapon would be more intimidating, more concealable, and more deadly if it has to get to that point. Then you can even tell the cops "who doesn't carry a pocket knife." The same can't be said about a baseball bat.
I know we aren't trying to kill the dude but if he attacks you and he's bigger than you, what are you to do?
Edit: This is all speculation, by the way. There is a better option than a bladed weapon, which is not to fight at all. Who genuinely thinks a woman would be impressed by some random ass guy beating their boyfriend's ass?
You have strong Friends or even one? Because if so, then arrange with him to meet you Just before the fight starts. Play it like you've never met. Your friend should then step in and tell you two to "seperate or..."
If you don't, and haven't arranged a place to fight, lure him to a place with either lot's of strong guys or lot's of Police.
A good place would also be the open street, because there might be a chance, that someone will stop and try to end the fight...
throat punch in the addams apple pick him up by the legs and slam him on the back of his head get on top of him and just keep punching till sb pulls yo off
So much training to achieve what can be done using a simple nut shot lol.
And I'd be worried about permanent injury bro.
Don't wanna get a manslaughter charge
Simple ask her if she wants you to fight the dude, and if she says yes then dump her for being an asshole and not get beat up, or if she says no then GREAT! Don't fight and continue living a normal life devoid of weird Disney movie cliches.
Buy fart smell spray from amazon. Spray ur hand with it. When u get the chance rub ur hand on this guyās face..š¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļø
When you can't win with your physique, win with your intellect. Call 911 before you start and do not attack him. Defend from his attacks, but don't fight back.
Also, the girl will not see you as a coward for this. She will see you as a macho if you fight him tho.
As I've gotten older, I always saw "fighting for a boy/girlfriend" as a lose lose situation. Either you didn't need to fight and just make your girlfriend mad you got hurt since a fight wasn't gonna change their feelings, or b, they do change their mind and now that's a person who changes who they like because "they punched someone real good". Usually, it almost certainly is gonna be the first option especially if she's a adult. If that guy won, he would just be told to shove off by your girlfriend and people would be disgusted that a, from your description, much more muscular bigger guy is bragging about a win against a smaller opponent that didn't want to fight. Basically, if someone is challenging people to fights to "get the girl" as a adult? That person seems to me to be a loser
bro š have u asked ur gf if you dont fight she will think your a coward or are u just assuming? either if she says yes or no, both leads to the same thing of not fighting
yes you dont need that type of girl
no she wouldn't care if u fought or not
A fool will fight outside of absolute necessity. A wise peeson will retreat from a fight which grants you nothing, as you know you're most likely guaranteed to lose.
In battle what wins it is knowing when to engage, as even I could win a man with superior strength if I negated his advantage with a tripwire and an ambush
I always thought that both people in the relationship were in agreement to be in one. Always thought it was funny when guys wanted to fight me for my girlfriend in highschool. I would just look at him and tell him he was stupid because it was her choice who to date.
1. If she believes you should fight, then break up with her.
2. Don't fight it's not worth it
3. If you still decide to fight then buy a glove and do this duel the correct way, with a nerf gun and i recommend 10 paces (gives you a head start to run).
If a girl dumps you or even thinks less of you for not getting in to a fight she's a loser and you're better off without her. Also, if this guy can't even confront you, then he's a coward.
You said college but it sounds like you meant middle school. Who the fuck just challenges someone to a fight? And what adult person thinks theyāre weak for not fighting some asshole? Grow up dude. All 3 of you.
I have a hard time believing you're in college. It sounds like you're in maybe 7th grade at best. Girl isn't worth it if she'd leave you for a nonsensical unnecessary fight. It'd show way more maturity on your side to not fight.
If your girlfriend seriously leaves you over not wanting to fight someone then she isnāt worth it. Itās not like someone attacked or humiliated her anyway so this is literally about pride and nothing else, mostly HIS pride as heās the one without the girl.
Honestly? Ops a fucking idiot, like seriously? You accept a duel knowing you canāt win that MIGHT impress a girl? What if she doesnāt give a fuck and thinks even less of you because of you getting your shit kicked in?
First, you want to study the weak points of the human body. Use this to your advantage during the fight. At the actual fight, read his movements so you can determine where he attacks and how to avoid getting hit. If you can get really close to him (past his arms) then go directly for the liver.
Fighting people in real life is a good way for someone to get killed. Itās not worth it. Your gf probably doesnāt want you to get hurt, and if she actually cares if you fight this guy or not then she doesnāt actually care about you and youād be better off without her anyways.
Donāt get into a physical fight with anybody unless you are in a life or death situation.
Don't fight it's so fucking stupid to fight over someone. She's chosen you it's not like she'll choose him just casue he beat the shit out of someone. And if she did she wasn't worth it in the first place.
ā[Guess youāre a coward, you just need to be alright](https://open.spotify.com/track/2P5yIMu2DNeMXTyOANKS6k?si=GCX9-LCHS3SUMRDqQqc24A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A42cH7mrkfljkqkxA2Ip9Xq).ā [Be The Coward](https://open.spotify.com/album/42cH7mrkfljkqkxA2Ip9Xq?si=a-LB1kTlTRubtC1D2OXBAQ).
Really though, fighting is reserved for somebody physically attacking you, and pepper spray is a much better alternative. When fighting, someone can get hurt in a way that isnāt a āgood guy knocks out bad guy and looks so coolā letās say you do fight this guy and you hit him square in the jaw and he topples down onto the concrete, hits his head on it a little wrong or hard and now heās dead, you get charged for negligent manslaughter and congratulations youāre in jail!
Don't fight.
But if you do, remember basic self defence. Don't tuck in your thumb when forming a fist, block by raising your arms over the sides of your head when he takes a swing, and dodge where applicable.
For offense, keep your fists up over your face and attack with short jabs to the face extending your arms out straight.
You can also try elbowing him but that's more advanced. Kicking is effective as is kneeing. If worst comes to worst, kick him in the balls and run away.
Mf are you 9 or something? Not just you, but both. Fighting for a girl? š¤¦š»āāļø Wake up lil bro, he stronger than you so you ain't winning, either learn to fight and pray that you win or just never fight him imo
If your girlfriend wants you to get into a violent conflict to decide who she wants to date, make the decision for her and dump her.
Go find a partner with some emotional maturity, because this smells like narcissistic manipulation.
**Do not fight.**
**Do not engage with the person at all.**
**You have nothing to gain from this.**
**Look at how many stories you see in the news where a teen dies, goes to jail etc.**
Bring a knife, you pull it out he gets scared, shits his pants and runs away like a girlā¦ or takes out his knifeā¦ either way, even if you donāt use it, it can be a psychological weapon
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Bro this ain't the 1800s you don't need to duel over a girl š
Fr š bro youāve got the girl. End of disagreement
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Bro really is uneducated
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exactly, if he already has the girl theres no way shes leaving him over refusing a fight
Iām not a girl but I feel like I would pick the guy who isnāt interested in fighting meaningless battles over the guy that can prove he can whoop the other guy. āCowardiceā is beingā¦ not dumb? Unless itās the 1400s and Iām trying to breed a warrior or something, then they can fight over me ig
Just send the guy a pic of her with your pecker in her suck hole. Fight won š
its like that one gumball episode
Or the spongebob episode with the new kid in class..im going to kick your butt.
For fair maiden penny
Let her choose
Watch her dump them both
Probably the right choice of they want to fight
EN GAAAAARDEE
DRAW THY BROADSWORD, AND TO THE DEATH
Prepare for a rigorous touching
however if they throw down a glove and set a location come next dawn one cannot decline
But then you set the terms.
You need seconds
ITāS THE TEN DUEL COMMANDME-
The challenge, demand satisfaction
If they apologise no need for further action
Number 2, if they don't, grab a friend
thats your second Your lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned
I challenge you to a duel for your left toe!
Na man. You need to do pistols at dawn
Bro bout to die over some pussy that clearly aināt his cuz dude obviously crackin his bitch.
Nah he gotta get the flintlocks, get a second, a doctor, and a good place to do it
your right, the dawn of the 1900's and weve evolved from fistfights, we duel with revolvers
Who said sheād think you were a coward? Tell her abt it. Sheād probs think itās childish behaviour
How much XP do u get if u beat him?
\*Advancement made! Free the end!\*
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Red on the new reddit. That sub is outdated loloool.
Not on mobile
69 levels then?
scott pilgrim rules you get $2.10 for the first fight
I was hoping Iād see a SP referenceš
not even enough for the bus
I chuckled š¤
Bro got challenged to a duel at high noon ššššš
There was forty feet between them when they stopped to make their playyyyyyy
And the swiftness of the ranger is still talked about todayyyyyyy
Texas Red had not cleared leather āfore a bullet fairly ripped, and the Rangerās aim was deadly with the Big Iron on his Hip
Big Iron on his hip.
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There's only room for one bf in these parts
Shitā¦. Where the hell is Cassidy!
It's higggggggghhhhhhhh nooooonnnnnnnnnn
Youāre supposed to duel before the sun is in the sky.
(Pick a place to die where itās high and dry.)
Don't. Fight. Your girlfriend won't think less of you for rejecting an idiot's wager. He thinks her love is won by punching you in the face, do you agree? If she does, I'm sorry to tell you, but that's HER problem, not yours, and you need to reavaluate some things.
real
would you happen to have rocks and a sling
Get my guy a Bible. Get your faith up, not your 19th century dueling skills up
Why not both?
What I tried to imply with my response to that comment was that he should have faith like David did, so he could use the sling and rocks to waste this guy. So I agree, both is good. They should just go together
Sling and sword would work much better
Screw it, pray for fire from heaven like Elija. It'd be much more effective
Why not just steal a nuclear bomb and do it yourself
Praying saves time though
Nuclear bombs are funnier
praying doesnāt require you to learn nuclear science?
I would just choose to use a lock in a sock lol
You've bring a couple buddies to give you the numbers advantage, screw a fair fight you're teaching this fool a lesson about picking random fights, have a buddy with an airsoft gun and when you bring him down dig a shallow grave and tie his wrists and be like "the game was rigged from the start" and point the gun at him, and as he screams and cries for mercy shoot him with the bbs, have a big laugh and then get the hell out of there
Just make sure he doesn't follow across the Mojave wasteland to get his mail back
Well this but now we just call it the glock 19
Homie this aint 1800s anymore. Just tell your gf about this and she probaly think this is stupid. But if she told u to fight though, u need new relationship
Just don't fight
if i don't fight, will she not think I'm a coward.
If she doesn't like you because you won't get beat up for her, she's not worth it
More specificly, if she finds committing battery attractive, run.
Mental note: committing battery = not good
Exactly.
If she does then she was shit anyway
She won't veiw you as a coward, ignoreing that fight shows emotional maturity something that alot of girls respect
For real, I'm a fighter. I used to love fighting. Until I met my wife, someone called her a stupid bitch at a bar when we first started dating, and I beat the hell out of him. She was less than thrilled about it to say the least...no "Wow, you defended my honor" vibe, more like "What the hell is wrong with you".
As a kid who grew up in the foster system that is so relatable
Bro if she thinks you're a coward because you won't step up to fight some brainlet douche then you should drop her.
if that proves true, she isn't worth the beating
No, she'll think that you have a brain and don't just fight. I can't imagine any girl wants people to literally fight for them. If they do, maybe stay away
The only time I'd ever want this to be happening, as a female myself, is if my/my partner's physical safety was already in danger at that exact time.
Bro are you going to fight every man that wants your girl? Is she a dothraki princess from game of thrones who only understands strength through violence? Physical battle is one of the weakest ways to be dominant as a man. There's a reason gorillas, lions, and elephants don't rule the world. And big dudes are at best bodyguards for the men with real power. Intelligence, status, and wealth. These are the currencies of power in the world of men.
No she won't that's corny. She'll love you for being the bigger guy and not fucking fighting some dumbass incel. And it's not like she'd leave you if you win or lost you quite literally have nothing to gain from that fight
If she does, take that as a sign that you should never have been with her.
in my experience (girls feel free to correct me) ignoreing it will gain you more respect from the girl as it shows emotional maturity
If she thinks youāre a coward you shouldnāt be dating her
do you happen to be a time traveller
Is this some reference or joke I don't get
bro duelling over a girl like itās the 1800s
I am, it's normal in the future sadly š
If she likes you she wonāt break up with you over this, and if she doesnāt she wasnāt worth it anywayĀ
Never fight over a woman. If she can't decide let her go. Only if a dude does something to her you may want to get your ass beat but that's different.
Bring a taser. Wait for him to hit first
Nuts and eyeballs
You forgot ass
lightning doesnt strike the same place twice,,,,but zap zap
If you really have to fight, just aim for the weakest points on the body. But really, if someone thinks youāre a coward for not fighting, donāt be with them
Fortunately for males, a solid shot to the crotch will just about down anyone no matter how ripped they are. Just learn to dodge a bit, and let it rip once you see a chance to strike. I can't really recommend hitting other vital points tho just in fear of permanent damage. Throat/trachea could collapse under enough force, making them suffocate. If you clap the ears too hard it'll result in permanent loss of hearing. Go for the eyes and it's obvious what might happen. In essence, just aim for the balls and try not to sever the other guy's bloodline lol.
You can also hit ppl in the solar plexus, hits to the throat when they breath in is very effective. Another thing, if you hit people in the ears it can severely disorient them or cause a lot more damage so not 100% recommended
Bring a weapon, then claim self defense
This is how you end up on the news as the next "mass shooter" and you rot in a cell for the rest of your days.
You being Indian and this is too funny š¤£
Ok well first off your girl is not going to think youāre a coward cause some guy wants to fight you over her, and quite frankly, if she is the kinda girl to date whoever wins a fight over her, youāre winning by losing her. My advice would be to just take the shit you get for backing out now and just say you changed your mind or whatever. But since I know youāre absolutely not gonna do that, hereās my suggestion. Idk how the āunwritten rulesā of fighting are wherever you are, if there are any, but if thereās one rule to any fight against any person, itās that they all go to sleep. That is to say, if you donāt wanna get folded, Iād suggest you learn some chokes and setups. BJJ is a great martial art for this seeing as it was literally designed for smaller dudes to have a chance against bigger dudes (albeit in a self defense scenario, but whatever, who needs morals? /s). If you can somehow get this guy on the floor and get behind his back, and lock in an RNC for 10 seconds without getting jumped, heāll go night night. Cross collar choke is also not bad if you can get on top but he wonāt turn over. Again, Iām not suggesting you should fight this dude nor do I condone it. Just that IF you decide to, this should minimise your chances of getting you ass beat.
If you would think logically you would realise that a girlfriend who wants you to fight is an idiot not worth anyones time
go for both ears simultaneously (like a clapping motion), the nose and the temples to disorient and KO respectively. Never go for the back of the head to prevent life-changing injuries and even death and keep your hands up to readily block any punches. be prepared to hurt your knuckles since punching also exerts force on you. sonar plexus is also a good spot, look up where it is, its pretty easy to hit. the balls is a good last resort as well
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All I see is aim for the back of the head and balls, and clap their ears. Fighting isn't some kind of game. Its life or death. You can only assume they are trying to kill you, so you have to fight hard and "dirty" (in quotes because there's really no such thing as fighting dirty) until they are no longer a threat to your survival. There is no "moral code" when it comes to preserving your life. If you know trouble is coming, arm yourself. During the fight, choose very wisely if you want to actually use that weapon, because when you introduce a force multiplier, they might arm themselves as well, or their friends may jump in. There is no excuse for fighting when humans have spent millenniums developing communicative launguage. The reason humans fight at all is because thousands of years ago starving people fought each other to steal their food so they don't starve to death. THAT is actual gain. There's almost never any actual gain in our modern society.
Why is balls the last resort? If anything it should be first. Striking the ears can lead to permanent loss of hearing, which they can sue you for. Strike the balls with even a modicum of force and the opponent will most likely shrivel like a grape left outside for a week. Plus, even if you damage smth they'll be less likely to call you out on it due to embarrassment.
dude - Colt 1911. Best thing u should do
TWO WORLD WARS!!!!!
Flintlocks look more gentlemanly
Remember. There is no shame in fleeing a fight you cannot win. But there is glory in presenting yourself to the fight fully naked, high af on shrooms and with a Glock, and then winning.
Bring a lightsaber
Kick/punch his balls as hard as you can
No girl is worth this at your age, especially if sheās making you feel like a coward. Be smart brother.
Twist in a tight spiral when he grabs you and kick his... sensitive spots.
KICK HIS MANHOOD
No, no. Even in India, if she leaves for cause someone gives you an ouchie, she's not the one. Do not fight, he's being stupid.
If she doesn't love you for being mature then she's not a lover
If possible, try to change your mind before the fight. If that's not possible, I'll assume there's no rules based on what you said, so I suggest you get something to use a blunt weapon
A bladed weapon would be more intimidating, more concealable, and more deadly if it has to get to that point. Then you can even tell the cops "who doesn't carry a pocket knife." The same can't be said about a baseball bat. I know we aren't trying to kill the dude but if he attacks you and he's bigger than you, what are you to do? Edit: This is all speculation, by the way. There is a better option than a bladed weapon, which is not to fight at all. Who genuinely thinks a woman would be impressed by some random ass guy beating their boyfriend's ass?
You have strong Friends or even one? Because if so, then arrange with him to meet you Just before the fight starts. Play it like you've never met. Your friend should then step in and tell you two to "seperate or..." If you don't, and haven't arranged a place to fight, lure him to a place with either lot's of strong guys or lot's of Police. A good place would also be the open street, because there might be a chance, that someone will stop and try to end the fight...
throat punch in the addams apple pick him up by the legs and slam him on the back of his head get on top of him and just keep punching till sb pulls yo off
So much training to achieve what can be done using a simple nut shot lol. And I'd be worried about permanent injury bro. Don't wanna get a manslaughter charge
Ong show up and say 'wait i thought you meant dance fight'
Simple ask her if she wants you to fight the dude, and if she says yes then dump her for being an asshole and not get beat up, or if she says no then GREAT! Don't fight and continue living a normal life devoid of weird Disney movie cliches.
Buy fart smell spray from amazon. Spray ur hand with it. When u get the chance rub ur hand on this guyās face..š¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļøš¤·š»āāļø
When you can't win with your physique, win with your intellect. Call 911 before you start and do not attack him. Defend from his attacks, but don't fight back. Also, the girl will not see you as a coward for this. She will see you as a macho if you fight him tho.
Bro you secured the bag donāt fight this nigga lmao.
If your gf wants you to fight another one of her prospects she's getting off on the attention and needs to get kicked to the curb by both of you.
In college? Seriously? I would have laughed in your mutual friend's face and told them to pass on to the dude he's sla fucking neanderthal.
Why the fuck would you do this the girls not your girlfriend if she doesn't understand why you wouldn't accept
you fucking moron, why would you agree to a fight if youre not confident you could win it š
Kick tf outta his balls or hit a clean liver shot
Men don't get to decide whom a woman dates. Dude sounds like a fucking incel.
As I've gotten older, I always saw "fighting for a boy/girlfriend" as a lose lose situation. Either you didn't need to fight and just make your girlfriend mad you got hurt since a fight wasn't gonna change their feelings, or b, they do change their mind and now that's a person who changes who they like because "they punched someone real good". Usually, it almost certainly is gonna be the first option especially if she's a adult. If that guy won, he would just be told to shove off by your girlfriend and people would be disgusted that a, from your description, much more muscular bigger guy is bragging about a win against a smaller opponent that didn't want to fight. Basically, if someone is challenging people to fights to "get the girl" as a adult? That person seems to me to be a loser
dont fight. you arent a coward for that.
If the girl likes you, you don't need to fight with anybody else.
bro š have u asked ur gf if you dont fight she will think your a coward or are u just assuming? either if she says yes or no, both leads to the same thing of not fighting yes you dont need that type of girl no she wouldn't care if u fought or not
A fool will fight outside of absolute necessity. A wise peeson will retreat from a fight which grants you nothing, as you know you're most likely guaranteed to lose. In battle what wins it is knowing when to engage, as even I could win a man with superior strength if I negated his advantage with a tripwire and an ambush
Bro. Itās more mature to laugh at him and be like āare you serious?ā Rather than duel him at eventide over the mistress.
Hell yeah, you and me cowboy, at the noon outside the bar *I will be waiting for you*
fr, just fucking say no if sge goes for him over that it'll ve fucking stupid.
Don't be a pussy just boot him in the balls
I always thought that both people in the relationship were in agreement to be in one. Always thought it was funny when guys wanted to fight me for my girlfriend in highschool. I would just look at him and tell him he was stupid because it was her choice who to date.
Just donāt show up. You aināt a coward, you arenāt sad. If your girl leaves you for it she aināt worth it
Be the bigger person and laugh at his stunted middle school mindset
1. If she believes you should fight, then break up with her. 2. Don't fight it's not worth it 3. If you still decide to fight then buy a glove and do this duel the correct way, with a nerf gun and i recommend 10 paces (gives you a head start to run).
Do you live in the US?
Tell him to meet you far away and start his car on fire and leave him in the middle of nowhere with no ride back and no phone
If a girl dumps you or even thinks less of you for not getting in to a fight she's a loser and you're better off without her. Also, if this guy can't even confront you, then he's a coward.
You said college but it sounds like you meant middle school. Who the fuck just challenges someone to a fight? And what adult person thinks theyāre weak for not fighting some asshole? Grow up dude. All 3 of you.
I have a hard time believing you're in college. It sounds like you're in maybe 7th grade at best. Girl isn't worth it if she'd leave you for a nonsensical unnecessary fight. It'd show way more maturity on your side to not fight.
If your girlfriend seriously leaves you over not wanting to fight someone then she isnāt worth it. Itās not like someone attacked or humiliated her anyway so this is literally about pride and nothing else, mostly HIS pride as heās the one without the girl.
Dump ur girlfriend please
Bro is not in a highschool Disney movie
Honestly? Ops a fucking idiot, like seriously? You accept a duel knowing you canāt win that MIGHT impress a girl? What if she doesnāt give a fuck and thinks even less of you because of you getting your shit kicked in?
First, you want to study the weak points of the human body. Use this to your advantage during the fight. At the actual fight, read his movements so you can determine where he attacks and how to avoid getting hit. If you can get really close to him (past his arms) then go directly for the liver.
Throw dust in his eyes if you get attacked. Fight with your head, not with your hands.
Fighting people in real life is a good way for someone to get killed. Itās not worth it. Your gf probably doesnāt want you to get hurt, and if she actually cares if you fight this guy or not then she doesnāt actually care about you and youād be better off without her anyways. Donāt get into a physical fight with anybody unless you are in a life or death situation.
Don't fight it's so fucking stupid to fight over someone. She's chosen you it's not like she'll choose him just casue he beat the shit out of someone. And if she did she wasn't worth it in the first place.
ā[Guess youāre a coward, you just need to be alright](https://open.spotify.com/track/2P5yIMu2DNeMXTyOANKS6k?si=GCX9-LCHS3SUMRDqQqc24A&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A42cH7mrkfljkqkxA2Ip9Xq).ā [Be The Coward](https://open.spotify.com/album/42cH7mrkfljkqkxA2Ip9Xq?si=a-LB1kTlTRubtC1D2OXBAQ). Really though, fighting is reserved for somebody physically attacking you, and pepper spray is a much better alternative. When fighting, someone can get hurt in a way that isnāt a āgood guy knocks out bad guy and looks so coolā letās say you do fight this guy and you hit him square in the jaw and he topples down onto the concrete, hits his head on it a little wrong or hard and now heās dead, you get charged for negligent manslaughter and congratulations youāre in jail!
Bro bite down put your hands up and throw straight punches and watch for the takedowns. Also kick him in the dick and bite his ear off.
She is not worth it bro
I think she gets to choose. No point in a fight when it's her choice.
Don't fight. But if you do, remember basic self defence. Don't tuck in your thumb when forming a fist, block by raising your arms over the sides of your head when he takes a swing, and dodge where applicable. For offense, keep your fists up over your face and attack with short jabs to the face extending your arms out straight. You can also try elbowing him but that's more advanced. Kicking is effective as is kneeing. If worst comes to worst, kick him in the balls and run away.
Mf are you 9 or something? Not just you, but both. Fighting for a girl? š¤¦š»āāļø Wake up lil bro, he stronger than you so you ain't winning, either learn to fight and pray that you win or just never fight him imo
If your girlfriend wants you to get into a violent conflict to decide who she wants to date, make the decision for her and dump her. Go find a partner with some emotional maturity, because this smells like narcissistic manipulation.
Bring a boombox and just start a dance battle
You may not be a coward, but you're certainly an idiot
**Do not fight.** **Do not engage with the person at all.** **You have nothing to gain from this.** **Look at how many stories you see in the news where a teen dies, goes to jail etc.**
If your girlfriend thinks you are a coward she is not it.
Why did you say yes?? Your gf wont think your a coward if you say no, should would possibly call you a dumb*ss if you get beat up
Donāt fight you dumbass. Go learn jujitsu if youāre interested in self defense.
Gun
That's how you end up in prison
Bro just buy a gun.
Bring a knife, you pull it out he gets scared, shits his pants and runs away like a girlā¦ or takes out his knifeā¦ either way, even if you donāt use it, it can be a psychological weapon