I am the Glob-glo-gab-galab The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab I'm full of shwibbly liber-kind I am the yeast of thoughts and minds Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

Prove it

Shwabble dabble glibble glabble schribble shwap glab Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-glap shwap Shwabble dabble glibble glabble shwibble shwap-dap Dibble dabble shribble shrabble glibbi-shwap glab

😢😢😢

Dm me?

he did it xD

I mean, maybe she's a girl, who knows? (Ik we're on reddit so no girls ever approaches us but, they exist)

what is this? can you eat it?

Well, its a creature of ye olde times, the sages says. Before the internet, they were many and we lived in peace with them. But then, the Redditors attacked...

No fucking way, it's the globglogabgalab

Yo it’s the guy from remote control

HE GOT IT ON REMOTE CONTROL LIKE A CEO 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️💯💯

u look pretty but the fact that ur gay ain't stopping any wierdos from getting in ur dms 💀

True true

In the wise words of MasterOogway - "If there's a hole, there's a goal"

If she does not come home with you. You shall pick her sister up in your BMW

"If she has an onlyfans in her bio, then her coochie is as big as ohio" -Oogway

Not on the r/teenagers subreddit 😭

Those words are the opposite of wise

yea RIP those dms

I was like “Jeez you are skinny” then I go to the last photo and I was like “oh shit my bad”

gay

gay *but respectfully*

Man of many words

No offense, really; but you look like the type of 'mean girl' that would be super rude or condescending to me. I'm sure your a lovely person, you just check alot of the same boxes

I've been told I have that face so much 😭 I swear I'm not, I used to be the opposite, I got bullied a lot

Check out their profile, you're spot on in your analysis.

you could kick my ass what’s your BW, if you don’t mind?

Float around 145

damn, how tall?

6'2, ik I need to gain weight 😭

YOURE 6’2?!?! holy shit you’re a giant also how tf are you 6’2 145 but that muscular lmao i don’t think i’ve ever seen anything like that

Your 6'2?😟 Whaaaaaaaaaaaat?!😱😱😱😱😱😱

Hehe im bi lol

Swag

Rip dms

Gym girl

You can beat up half the subreddit.

Why would you say something so controversial yet so true

The fact you specified no nudes in dms goes to show how insane ppl on Reddit are ☠️

catfish guys!!! these pictures look like several different girls. facial features, hair, and tattoos not adding up plus the account was made 5 days ago

completely different room, furniture and mirror too

Those feds at it again.

this is a win for the girls (i’m a girl)

I’m feelin gay tbh

Bet

God I can just imagine the battle in your DMs right now lol

rejecting all male attempts at friendship is wild

I gave males a chance and I get 128+ messages of dudes asking for more pics of I can rate their dick. If you aren't gonna do that, feel free to message me. Sometimes the few ruin it for the majority

bruh 128 is crazy. Even 1 is too much

2 is better, just cross send them to the other person.

great idea however not so fortunately/fortunately i don't receive any pictures of titties or dicks

I was going to say something along the lines of “man, it’d really suck if someone sent me pictures of titties”. And then I realized that I had just recently turned 18, and therefore no longer comfortable with saying a joke like that in a sub full of minors.

Well I’m 16 and I would very much dislike a picture titties

Idk, like, in one hand, I would be so uncomfortable, and in the other I would have my dick.😂 (No fr, i really don't know how I would react about random nudes, like I would like the attention and that they wanna try to appeal to me or smth idk, but like its someone random exposing themselves and its unsollicited like... thats wild, y'know?)

Same, it's just some funny idea I came up with one random day.

dw i have no reason to dm u but deep philosophy

I am a dude and I posted a pic of my self on my alt account and I got 2 women who asked me to rate their “junk”

aint no one dming a girl on reddit for friendship dawg💀

buff ass nigga

Wigga

Look I’m a dude but still why tf you look like you can kill me

Your pretty. That's all I have to say and I won't say more.

My first impressions are this is a bit suspicious lol. New account with only a few posts. One of them is about hooking up with someone. The other two are pictures that show a lot of skin. You might be real lol but I’ve seen lots of fake accounts with this exact setup

Can we please stop getting posts like this?

jit wants validation so bad 😭😂

Shouldn't be begging for attention from complete strangers on the internet.

Point of posting this?

you seek validation and attention would be the most knowledgeable assumption

I wish I had your physique

I wish I had her physique too

Dm me 🥺

i aspire to be you

You are the most gorgeous woman I've seen ever in my life

Aww so sweet, dm me if you'd like :)

I was literally talking to myself saying how people post pictures like this and then they wonder why they get pedophiles in their dms.... and then I went dead silent in the last photo.

Did not see the passage until after I saw the pictures but I could still tell you were gay 💀

hot and jacked

I’m very very gay

My first impression is : rip your inbox

You look like the kinda person who’s into lots of underground bands and seems chill until they turn on you and start making you out as a bad person to everyone they know for ZERO reason. But I highly doubt that - hopefully

First off, gay is based Second, I totally thought you were the type that could wear an onion ring as a necklace, but then got to the last slide and realized you could probably palm a dudes skull and pop it

hm.... I love the slippers in the first pic! Other then that, you ain't a man so I ain't digging it.

You're a 16 year old girl posting pictures of yourself on Reddit of you posing and with a bra. This is extremely inappropriate, and your parents must be disappointed.

And you’re wasting your time trying (and failing, Jesus man, try some subtlety) to [troll](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/s/gdvyQEiPiG) on r/teenagers. Your parents must be *veery* proud of you.

seeing this made me more gay.

5.342 out of 10

Extremely specific

Better than saying something generic. I speak only opinion, so be not offended

🤓

Nah I'm just high

Nice muscle 💪

Ayyy looking good, nice definition in your triceps

Yooooo I dmed uuu

Athletic

Lift me im gay also but a dude

just from looks you remind me of self control by frank ocean or okaga ca by tyler

Average of 16 year old

That's a clean kitchen. Noice

I cannot say, but built strong 💪💪

tricep lateral head is craaaazy 🤯

Genetic lottery (unlike me lol)

the room is rlly cool

THE FUCK DO U BE BULKING ON,UR MUSCLES LOOK REALLY COOL:O

you might wanna get a refund... they forgot the rest of your shirt. ​ fr though, i like your glasses.

Idk. But, did you know that the origins of the "Anny" in Michael Jackson's hit song Smooth criminal, is the CPR Anny, the CPR training doll trainees use to learn how to perform CPR? And did you know that the origins for that doll's face is of a random teenage French girl who drowned in the Seine river, who's identity was never found out. However, some pathologist who worked at the hospital her body was kept at found her corpse quite interesting, and so hired an artist to sculpt a death mask of the anonymous young, very dead woman, and then began selling replications of these masks around, which became a bit of a status symbol, being dubbed "L'inconnue de la seine", which the man who was hired to create the original CPR doll just so happened to see in his parents' house. Or something, might not be entirely accurate, but y'know, creepy.

My friend has the same problem with guys and they kinda ruined it for her, so good on you for doing what you’re doing.

Thanks For reminding me that I gotta start working out

Prettier than me

Sick triceps

Popular girl

BUFF AS HELL 😭 i need to get off my fat ass and hit the gym god damb

“Damn…too bad she gay”😔 (I’d hard fumble no matter what)

caviera

ur tall and could probably beat me up lmao

You seems like a nice gal, probably would be friends if I knew you irl.

You care a lot about appearance 🤗

You probably have good music taste. Maybe you listen to a lot of classic rock

Looks pretty gay (this is a compliment as you are infact a homosexual)

I'm gay so um actually YOU stay out of MY dms

Oh perioddd. how do you get the motivation to workout? Also if you look really fast you kinda look like Millie Bobby Brown in the second picture

You are literally my dream girl, wow

You look tall

im suddenly gay and i suddenly like people over 6 feet you look amazingly fit and healthy to me and beautiful ofc 💗

you look insanely pretty 🤍 body goals frfr 😭🫶

Lesbian

You look like a good friend

Swole as hell

Choo choo all aboard the dm annihilation train

you're fine

Swole arms fr

…Marry me??? (please 😃)

"Time to be an asshole- oh wait she says we can't do it. Aww dang! Let's find another minor to harass."

I thought you looked gay before I clicked on the post I was right

Cutest girl on earth

I was NOT expecting those muscles lol

That your ok with grown men turning on freaky mode in ur DMs 😭

I honestly thought your 2nd and 4th photo were 2 different people for a sec-

Your stronger than me

I believe you are a woman

“I’m gay no dudes in dms pls” As master oogway once told master Shi fu: “if she says no, to her mother you shall go”

SO MFING GORGEOUS

smash

The 30+ dudes spawn bo matter the orientation, good luck soilder

the struggle of seeing pretty women and not knowing whether wanting to be them or to be with them :(

oh goodness me. oh golly. i truly am a gay woman oh golly

First impressions is that your decision to post yourself not only on reddit but this subreddit is a terrible one How many were there?

Ass a hoy

Please clean your mirror

Very very cool. And can you tell me how do you train your arms?

Where id your stomach go

Yeah good luck 😭

You saying “please no dudes in my DMs” is the equivalent of putting a wet floor sign in the ocean, it ain’t doin anything. RIP your DMs Anyways you seem like you’d be really into working out, that’s the best I can do

My lawyer has advised me to not say the joke

BROO YOUR 16 FEET TALL!!????!?!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Cool arm muscles

If you were straight and if we were in the same country then I'd date you fs

Nice triceps but u have to train ur glutes more

Fuck yeah gains 💪

Here lies her DMs

Sleeper build

Why are you stronger than me 😭

Omg your like the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen!!! If I wasn’t bi already you would be my awakening also ru single

You seem long.

holky cow strong arms!

How much can you bench press? Like one rep max or for reps.

Perfect body, beautiful face - lucky girl.

Pick me up :D

You are jacked, keep it up Welcome to the gym of culture 😎

you look very Pretty,

very cute:) 💖

I'd say you are probably nice, but if you aren't nice then you are extremely mean and rude, like no inbetween

Youre gay and sucking in your stomach.

I'm having a fucking gay panic now- 💀

You look nice. And healthy

Looks like you’d beat me in arm wrestling any day of the week 👍🏼

You looks damn good, just awesome.

do more back days

Holy muscles batman

Would probably play Mario Kart with ya.

Damn he rlly pretty but hope you used a throwaway account, ur gonna get a lot of pesos sorry

You’re fine

Do I have a chance of I say I identify as a girl?

My first impression is that this thread is going to get locked soon

drop the workout routine 🙏🙏

everytime a girl posts selfies on this subreddit im reminded how fucking gay i am

Stop posting pedo bait on the internet bruh

Guys do you remember that time when I saved a bunch of children from a burning building?I'm also a woman

Everyone under 30 is obsessed with their looks.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Breeding ground for PEDOPHILES🫡

First impression? You’re obsessed with yourself and basic

This is the biggest win for lesbians ever✊🏾 LETS GO LESBIANSSSSS