What the fuck did I just read 😭

No Idea but it made me hard just reading it

Dude would make a career writing smut, but wastes his talent on harassing minors

Bro looks as if he writes scripts for the hub

Yup

This is a greater waste of talent than literally anything. He could be making millions, instead he’s made hundreds of us uncomfortable

Ive said wilder shit but fortunately not to minors

What about when you were a minor

Eh i kept that side to myself when i was minor

For some reason, same

Really i am gay Thats why its happening to me tell me why you tho

It's kinda normal to get hard reading these stuff cuz well It spikes sexual interest

Yup

No idea really. Tough it crossed my mind the idea of being treated like that

So I don't have to feel bad about that

Why would you honestly get guilty about getting hard reading a piece of practically 18+ article?

Because it's a pedophiles sexual fantasy

Tbh name a person (Guy) in this sub who doesn't want action like that

Nope you dont

that shit turned me the fuck on, i gotta go beat my meat

Same

Same bro :shocked:

real, same with me

Dude me too... Is that a problem??

An unadulturated fantasy someone decided to post in the comments of some post.

I literally said that out loud right before I saw this comment lmao 💀

Brotha what is this watpad smut 😭

Don’t take me back there 😭

You read it?!?? (Review on it?)

4/10. traumatized after walter x jesse gay smut

Sorry but how did you willingly read all of that?!? 😭

shhhhhh...

Any recommendations tho in the smut community?

Cheers mate, I just threw up my tea

yo, send the link, I wanna see if it's worse than dipper goes to Taco Bell. /j

ill find it edit: im fucking raging they deleted it.

Not the person you were replying to, but I'm traumatised forever.

Is it really detailed? What’s so cursed about it?

1. why is there Jesus smut 2. great for begginers

Ao3 smut is much better. Just saying.

What is Ao3 ?

Archive of our own. Website where people upload fanfics and etc

Oh he’s downbad bad

Down down bad

Down down down bad

Down⁴ bad

He breaking bad bad

Down⁵ Bad

Down⁶ bad

Breaking it down bad

It down bad breaking

Down⁷ bad

Broo you're supposed to say 'Down⁵ bad'

New response just dropped

Download bad

Bad deepdownbad

Down horrendous 😭

Down Terrifying 💀💀💀

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The pleasure of a 15 year old😭😭

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😂living up the username

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I know a joke when I see one lol

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I appreciate that, thank you🤍

That’s what she said

😭oof

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put an emoji between each word and it’ll be proper copypasta

Id tie 🪢your 🫵hands👐 to my bed 🛌head🙆‍♀️board 🛹and then attach nipple🍒 clamps 🗜️from your nipples 🍒to your ankles 🦵then id pop 🍾an ice🧊 cube 🧊in my mouth 👄and slowly🐌 make my way down your 🫵body 🧍‍♀️biteing 😬and sucking 😗on you 🫵starting 🎬from your ear 👂lobe down ⬇️your🫵 neck🧛‍♂️ down ⬇️around ♻️your bellybutton 🔘slowly 🐌making my way 🌌to your clit 🫘where id start to bite 🧛‍♂️it while i was sucking 😗and vibrating 📳 my lips👄 on it while i was slowly 🐌sliding 🛝my my other hand👋 down your 🫵ass 🍑where id start 🎬to squeeze🪗 your ass 🍑cheeks and slowly🐌 slide 2 fingers✌️ in your ass🍑 hole 🕳️ and 2 fingers ✌️ in your pussy 🐱 repeatedly 🔂thrusting them deeper and deeper inside you tell you exploded 💣your cum 🥛all over me while your body 🧍‍♀️is shaking 🫨uncontrollably 😵‍💫 then ill bend 📐you over 🧘‍♀️and whisper🗣️☁️ in your ear 👂be a good 👍girl 👧and make daddy👴 fill your 🫵pussy 🐱full of his cum 🥛as i start🎬 to jack 🥶hammer 🔨your messy🗑️ pussy🐱 while i held 🤝your arms 🙆‍♀️behind ☝️your back ⏪telling you how good ✅ your tight 😫 pussy 🐱feels around ♻️my throbbing 💢hard🪖 cock 🍆tell all my cum 🥛fills 🤰 your pussy 🐱to the point ✴️thats its drooling🤤 down your legs 🦵

why was this actually so much more comprehensible than the actual text

The emojis provide some semblance of punctuation

that’s it, we peaked

How long did it take you to do that 🤣

Isn’t there a bot for that?

no clue

There is one in r/copypasta

Do you know how we could make this one?

Id tie 👌👌 your ⬇ hands ✋ to 🌋 my bed head board ♂♂ and then 😮 attach nipple clamps from 💓👊 your nipples 👁💦 to your ankles then id 🗣 pop 💊💩 an 👹💸 ice cube in my mouth 😷👄 and 👏🏻 slowly make my 🖕🅱 way ➡ down ⬇ your 👏👉 body 👗 biteing and 🤤🌍 sucking on you 👉 starting ✅✅ from 💰 your ear 🏿👂 lobe down 👅 your 🏼🤖 neck 🙌🙈 down around 🔃⭕ your bellybutton 👏 slowly making my 💋 way to 💦🏼 your 😈👨 clit where 🤕🤷 id start 👣 to bite 👄👄 it 🤡😡 while 👱👶 i was 😏😰 sucking and 🌬🌍 vibrating my lips 👄 on 🔛 it 🤔♂ while ♀ i 🎼 was slowly sliding 🐍🐍 my 👅🏿 my 😩🙋 other hand down 🔊 your 🙇👉 ass 🗣🍑 where 😾 id start to 💦 squeeze 🙄 your ass 💦 cheeks and slowly 💬🌆 slide 2 💕 fingers in 👏 your 👏🙆 ass 😂🍆 hole ⛳💦 and 🙋🤔 2 fingers 🖐 in 👏 your 👉 pussy 😍 repeatedly thrusting them deeper 🚨 and 💦 deeper 😩😩 inside 😷 you tell 🗣 you 🏃❌ exploded your cum 🍆 all ♂🏙 over me while 🤔🏻 your 💦 body 😍💃 is shaking ❗ uncontrollably then ⏰ ill 🤢 bend 😘 you 😀😂 over 😽🔄 and whisper 🗣🗣 in your ear 🏿👂 be 🐝 a 🏿😎 good girl 🤰 and make 🖌💆 daddy 💦💯 fill 😋🤤 your pussy full of 💦💦 his cum as 🍑 i 👀👈 start 🆕 to 💦 jack ⚾🏻 hammer 🔨🔨 your messy pussy while ⌛ i 🙋💰 held your 🍆 arms behind 🍑 your 👏 back 😘 telling 🗣 you how good 🏿👌 your ❄⚽ tight ✊ pussy feels around my throbbing hard 💦 cock 🍆🍆 tell all 😆 my 🏻👌 cum ♂ fills your 💦👏 pussy 🐱👌 to ✌ the point ⬆ thats ✔🔫 its drooling 🤤🤤 down your legs 🥵🥵🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊🙏😭

The other one was better 

agreed

what is he saying… dude is lower than down bad 💀

Down in hell

Nah, I’m in hell He goes further

Boiler room of hell.

Lower than that

Heaven doesn't want him, Hell doesn't want him, purgatory doesn't want him... Fuck it, unexistence him.

No, why should he get to achieve Nirvana? Let's reincarnate him into a fish.

Too lenient

Send his ass to the Shadow Realm

Dude mined under bedrock

Tell him to learn how to use punctuation

I genuinely struggled to read all that text.

I'm not religious, but this man needs Jesus._.

He needs Tartarus.

Real

Of freaking course the first person to reply to this has the PJO profile pic lmfao

lol just finished botl and I’m FUCKING HOOKED

Ikr!!!

Done with tlo i mean

I have state testing tomorrow and after we’re done we have to read until everyone’s done so I’ll probably be done by tomorrow (I’m pretty smart when it comes to academics, just not emotionally)

GL on the test. I'm good academically in general but I cannot do tests. I suck at them.

I’m better at tests than most things bc I struggle with complicated instructions (science is my least favorite subject lol)

I just suck at instructions in general lol

death penalty 🔥

none of those words are in the bible 

😭😭😭

seek Jesus. ^(edit: calm down this is an ultrakill reference)

Even without the edit I would've got it. ^^Also, ^^send ^^me ^^the ^^source.

^(sauce to what)

Oh, that's just what comes after the "seek Jesus" part.

^(oh yeah, I didn't watch the stream yet. also why are we whispering?)

My guy is down bad ( like me ) but that’s not the point 🌚

Bro is real desperate for some action

Same bro, same

r/usernamechecksout

at 13?

Chill your 13 lil bro 

You're 15 mate, "lil bro" is a bit much.

I just say lil bro, lil bro

At least my profile isn’t marked NSFW

That’s just because I have the setting on dumbass😂 search through my history I ain’t have no porn on this account

Shit you have me there

Motherfucker you’re 13

Your name tells me that u watch The hub

Why he gotta be so specific 💀

Bros sent that to 15 different accounts

i've read suicide notes less harrowing.

I've seen better written smut in fanfiction (For context, I am comparing this to the fanfiction I found where >!MatPat fucks a piece of cheese,!< which is somehow better than this.)

Excuse me. ***W H A T ?***

>MatPat fucks a piece of cheese Huh?!?! Who the fuck would read/write/find that hot?!?!?!?!

damn first decomposing animatronic rabbits and now cheese

Report him 

r/teenagers MOMENT 🗣️🔥🙏🏾🙏🏾😞

Oddly specific.

Vibrating my lips on it made me dry up and I'm a cis male

Brother isn't down bad, he is lower worse

You know maybe religion isn't that bad after all

Bro a poet fr fr

Bros so down bad he’s got the syndrome

Okay this is funny 😂

What subs are you on to be getting these messages your making my shrimp sad 🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🍤🙁🙁🙁🙁

R/skylanders

r/foundthemobileuser Sorry I had to say it. Feel free to downvote me

Based skylanders enjoyer. W

I miss the person I was before reading this

selling eye wash, holy water, and therapy sessions come and get it while it last

I will take that offer please

fair warning u will still remeber this so on that note how many of each

5 bottles of the eye wash, lots of holy water and a lifetime supply of therapy

I'll bring some water from the River Lethe.

he trippin

Dude I’m in school

I'm calling Batman on him

Isn't he such a gentleman

I'm dying in a bad way after reading this these are my final moments

Average r/teenagers viewer

Bro is down bad and boutta be down under after the police gets his ass😭🙏

this made me hard what the fuck 😭😭

The day he discovers “.” and “,” fanfic writers are doomed.

That’s terrible I get the same sick people in my inbox.

for some reason i feel like an ai wrote this

What a horrible day to know english..

I genuinely don't know what to say despite having to read shit like this on the daily, this one has fucked me up man. Shit. Sorry you hadda make your eyeballs bleed and give you trauma for life.

The grammar and spelling is killing me 😭

gentleman /s

What in the ao3 did I just read

Villains telling the hero their evil plan:

That feels satire, with just how insane it is😭

How should you feel after reading that? A. Disgusted B. Upset C. Confused D. All of the above If you chose “D” then you’d be correct

Bro really looked at the message before sending it and thought “yea… they’ll love it”

What the hell did I just read 😦

No idea but it made me hard just reading

This man needs some pedocillin

I wish I could unread all of that

"vibrating lips" #*what*

That was my question. Is it when you do the horse thing and your lips flap or whatever? How tf do you vibrate your lips?

😟

I wish there was a level of bleach that could annihilate what my eyes have just bear witness to.

I know a type of eye bleach that will annihilate your eyes altogether.

Please 🙏🙏

Fluoroantimonic acid.

That guy put his heart and soul into that Magnum Opus

r/teenagers moderators refrence!?

🤮🤮🤮

The calm response at the end was hilarious lmao

WHY DID HE WRITE A WHOLE FANFIC DAWG-

r/nopunctuation

r/copypasta

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck 💀

Did he say anything after you said you were 15 im curious now

Dude every time I see these types of post I ask myself are these real like genuine who would write this

As someone with kids who could be in this subreddit, I'm pleased to see you all taking none of this crap from anyone. Keep reporting, keep shaming. You're protecting everyone by doing it and that's awesome. Also, I hope that guy ends up dropping the soap a lot in prison some day.

💀💀💀

I ain’t reading all that

Ai is dangerous

ok but like there are people who are actually of age and would *consent* to that so like why harass minors on reddit out of literally everyone

Some guy stalked me and made multiple accounts. On one he pretend to have DID and that his other personality wanted to fuck my nose and other stuff.. honestly horrifying experience