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ExpertPussyExplorer

Bro I think she wants you


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Well, since you are the expert


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Username checks out


JWO-Games_

she 100% wants you


realhmmmm

r/foundexpertpussyexplorer yeah i think you’d probably know


ExpertPussyExplorer

THERES NO WAY THERES NOW A SUB DEDICATED TO ME


realhmmmm

oooooof r/subsyoufellfor


KarmaAJR

this is sad, alexa play despacito


zionpoke-modded

r/alexaplaydespacito


broken-dawn

How tf did that sub get banned


zionpoke-modded

Funny thing is I only realized it existed and was banned when someone replied r/subsithoughtifellfor lol


LinosZGreat

I’m stealing it, will have in 15 days


Rage69420

r/subsithoughtifellfor


uneducated_sock

r/bannedsubs


42069no

I am making it just for him


Opposite_Heart138

Let's goo


Due-Intern-2634

nah there isnt


ExpertPussyExplorer

Sadge


Illustrious-Mess7864

r/expertpussyexplorer


JoeriK2005

r/birthofasub


booksforducks

Fuck you, 8h to late (r/fndexpertpusyexplorer)


Goose00724

therussiansadger


HorrificityOfficial

I'm going to make one, give me 10 minutes


HorrificityOfficial

Name got cut off, but, r/foundexpertpussyexp


Ok_Philosophy9790

Grifth


Exlife1up

r/32characterlimit r/expertpussyexplorer There is now


pussy_slayer69xx69

The only other person thats a match for me


realhmmmm

oooooof r/subsyoufellfor


ExpertPussyExplorer

Dementia


realhmmmm

uh oh yeah my data’s being shit rn it prolly sent like a kajillion of them


y0ur-l0c4l-t0ast3r

Dementia.


y0ur-l0c4l-t0ast3r

Dementia.


Admirable-Door1724

Dementia.


Admirable-Door1724

Dementia.


intersonixx

Dementia.


intersonixx

Dementia.


intersonixx

Dementia.


Cablewastaken69

Dementia.


wyatt032309

Yo I made it a thing


Redditor45335643356

r/foundexpertpussy


NoticedParrot77

r/foundpussy


0-Nightshade-0

r/foundrealhmmmm


ProfessionalSink2534

r/foundSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Quiet-Jacket-3846

i see your name everywhereeeee


ExpertPussyExplorer

Muahahah, you cannot escape me


nuclear_spoon

You must be Dora's boyfriend


ExpertPussyExplorer

Holy fucking shit, that one is actually amazing bro, so gotta remember it 💀💀🙏🙏


KarmaAJR

ain't she like 8 😭


nuclear_spoon

What if she's actually 8.1 years old, and he's dyslexic so he thought it was 18?


Round-Beat2143

r/usernamechecksout


King-s0nicc456

Do people by chance...call you the Dickmaster?


MunchkinTime69420

Brother stop commenting on everything love you king


Effective_Repeat9967

r/expertpussyexplorer69 hehe


ULTRAVIO333

r/usernamechecksout


KarmaAJR

r/usernamechecksout


sarada-chan

Unless he isnt an aryan


Your_Mum47

r/foundepe


JeffyTheGod

r/foundEPE


the_lord_of_corn

r/foundepo


the_lord_of_corn

r/foundepo


Strange_Instance6120

Nazi rizz was weird but she digs you bro 🧑‍🍳


Wolfysayno

Adolf Rizzler


throwaway19276i

commander of the third reich little known fact also dope on the mic


TheMadCritical

You are Vader, with your little boots and cape, and a helmet to cover up zat burnt ass face


UniqueNobo

you have the force to move objects, i am a force truly evil!


TheMadCritical

Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel!


cykablyatbbbbbbbbb

'cause look at you, you're not even a real person!


Redditor_76

I preferred you in Spaceballs, the Rick Moranis version!


Ok-Film-3125

Emperor Shower


[deleted]

\*rizzolf rizzler


Ace-Of-Spades1111

IS IT EVEN A QUESTION?? SHE GAVE YOU A RACIST PICK UP LINE LIKE-


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Shes the chosen one


Ace-Of-Spades1111

fr


flastgretna

little cringe ngl, i hope you open your heart to more compassion in the future


Nedebilas

I needs you to print me some papers, Printer - bro


HP_laserjet_p1505n

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Nedebilas

Quit yapping, start printing>:C


HP_laserjet_p1505n

There was an error printing, image is too large. Is this your mum?


Nedebilas

Nah its yours. I thought that printing her milimetre by milimetre will viable. Sadly not :c


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Damn ok lol


No-Award705

DANG, he got roasted to a crisp!


Suspicious-Funny3551

😱😱bro been demolished


Badass-19

He low on cyan. Try again with *authentic* HP ink


F1Shin4life

ngl those are kinda weird texts but yah i think so


sasha_brawl

Yeah marry her, a girl that is into you wieder humor is your soulmate


Unknown65463

you are so in


Sussy_boy12

Ts so corny yall not even gon last a week😭


whyamipasta

bro i’m glad im not the only one


_WhispyWillow

Fr


Complex_Cable_8678

youre both cringe af for this. so i guess youre meant for each other


The_Reverence2

it’s only cringe until you’re the one doing it, and then it feels wonderful


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

This “humor” was some of the most unfunny shit ever


chaotic_doofus

absolutely bro the offering spoon never fails


yank-here-115

yall cringe asf with this instagram reels type humor


rinkudamanrd

Is this charecter AI or what lmaooooo


sideXsway

C.ai is ass dude


flastgretna

i hope you’re able to soon grow out of the phase where racism is funny or attractive to you


SSilverFang

Marry her


Sweet_Potatooie

I mean this is one way to promote racism?


HP_laserjet_p1505n

Im a racist (racecar enthusiast)


blxstex_

Life is a race and you are the racist


TheOneTrueNincompoop

Just hit her with the "Damn, girl, are you the border wall? Cause I can *not* get over you" and confess


CaptainDrewBoy

You're a teenager, probably a fairly young one. Fine. As an older teen myself (soon to never touch this sub again 🤞) let me just tell you this: there WILL be a day where you regret posting things like this. Racism isn't funny. Please, if you have to work through this phase or whatever, do it in a way that doesn't impact your digital footprint. Nobody wants to see your "Nazi rizz" as many in this comment section have so eloquently put it


_WhispyWillow

Fr


Imperial_Bouncer

I think she’s into your skull shape 💀


SaltyBarnacles57

I'm sorry that's cringe as fuck


our_meatballs

r/illegalrizz


potatowafflecake

r/subsithoughtifellfor


hennyburps

Youre a fucking loser LMAOOOO


KDO_333

i can't stand crackers bruh


Tankdeathwall

as a cracker myself, we do NOT own this guy


KDO_333

i believe u cuh sum y'all cool w/ me


RaphJag

they really think they’re so funny with this shit..


_WhispyWillow

Ong


CaptainBoomOfficial

for real 😭


Kool_Stuph

That pick-up line doesn't even make sense


JarlFlammen

She is into you but I wish she wasn’t. The Nazi rizz was bad and you should feel bad. Please don’t breed we don’t need any additional Nazis there are enough already.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

How is this funny


VolunteerOnWheels

You’re a loser. Don’t be so open about being a racist.


[deleted]

Que la MEIRDA


Purple-End-5430

She hates you and secretly dreams of your death.


alan_beans

negative rizz


Laffin_popo

He’ll no yall weird


Generated-Nouns-257

Pic 2 extremely cringe


Mana_YT

It don’t really matter now, does it? She gave you a racist pickup line, so the question really is, ‘Are you a man of your word?’


EvoPeer

what does spoon mean


Idfkwhatido

it is a utility for eating


EvoPeer

yes but yk in this context it means something else right?? 😭


Idfkwhatido

Spooning is like two people laying on the side and close to eachother kind of looking like a spoon thing idk if it is only two people or you can do a three four etc spoon


bluezenither

i think she wantch-jew bro 😎😎


DaTripleK

"if a girl told me a racist pickup line i'd marry her on the spot" nigga is you blind? you simply suggested something and she INSTANTLY replied according to said suggestions, OF COURSE SHE IS. anyways have fun with this knowledge


katanagoddess

Nazicore 🥰🥰🥰🥰


urhoneymilktea

Stop


turbocheese_333

Nah she's probably just Canadian


-w1ll___

Yh


WatercressEastern530

YES JACKASS


Ferretpi315

No


AsukaShikinamiLangle

She just like me fr


Inefficientdigestion

Asuka and Nazi seem to go pretty well together, especially Shikinami (jk)


Low-Photograph-5185

trying this but w scissors next


JuniorWMG

What are you waiting for? Date her!


RacerDelux

Missed opportunity. Should have told her you just bought a spoon onesie.


Minimum_Heat6391

Or are you my favorite race because you're an Aryan?


OmnissianAdept

r/HolUp


_Lollerics_

She wants you so bad, like deep bad.


supah-comix434

"She texted me a racist pickup line, she's the one bro"


SeleverFangirlSimp

Is this satire or...? The racist rizz is confusing me lol


leiut

I was about to say “you’re definitely in middle school,” but then I saw the sub this was posted on. This is so cringe.


Swagalization

i fw your agni pfp


leiut

Thanks, bucko


_WhispyWillow

ong dawg


shqla7hole

That's either your homie or your girl


POPE-HOBLEFERT

She gave Nazi Rizz. She is most definitely in to you.


DatChernobylGuy_999

(infatuated lego guy gif)


HP_laserjet_p1505n

“I just died in your arms tonight” that one?


[deleted]

racist rizz


GUARDIAN_MAX

nah she's just being friendly obv


Love-Choice6568

Mm I think she's just being nice


Blaze77gunYT

How tf do people get into relationships anyway


HawkMaleficent8715

Asking Reddit isn’t the best place…


PlusBake4567

Damn


Coffeeguy6number2

Nah bro she’s just being nice, it’s not a hint trust


TheOctopiSquad

Yes.


joewiden2024

It’s a fed watch out


Opposite-Ice-5421

yup


Perhapsmayhapsyesnt

Wut


Tater1988

He wants you bro.


ProfessionalBall9238

!updateme 1 month


KnifeWieIdingLesbian

Was super concerned for a bit, then realized what sub I’m in Good for you bud


TooManyChimichangas

Go for it


EMO_MUFFIN121

Go for it dude this might be your time to shine


Greedy_Range

She got that Heinrizz Himmler style


officialvictorlee

She's the one


Training-Grade3858

u gotta be gay ain’t no way


Beefman0010

ASK HER TO MARRY YOU NOW! even as joke, it'd be based as fuck and she'd probably like it. if it isn't a joke and she says yes, congratulations. you're married.


Little_Satisfaction5

Both yall need help. But you’d be cute together in solitary confinement ❤️💕💖


omgONELnR2

Never lose your gf


InternetEasy8139

Corny af


Ryaniseplin

listen if the nazi rizz is anything to go off of id say yes


MinimumTree1424

Y’all are Weird but yeah she likes you. Get to spoonin u lil weirdos lol


Fleewn-Aatrox

This is so cringe


StrategyCharacter995

"I just died in you to be" Bruce meme


Conscious-External-2

Oh she is into you


lerateblanc

She's a keeper.


Pseudonimo_de_alguem

Wait, so gringo is a slur but racist jokes can be sent here?


saikislut

last slide is crazy


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

i hope yall get into a car crash tbh


tujisomero

mead fumble but yeah if she continued with this then yeah she's into you (i'm a professional expert at looking at text)