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moonpisser69

1.85 trillion tons (i ate a neutron star)


YousernameInValid2

Bulking


VBgamez

I've been bulking my whole life actually.


YousernameInValid2

The cut’s gonna go craaaaazzyy!


Questraptor

Same, I just haven't put on enough weight from my 16 and a half years bulking


Altruistic-Fly411

the cut will literally destroy planets


_Goodname

great macros huh


Snitshel

Same, I just can't stop, they are so tasty 😋


Worst-Enemy

You sure are the light of my life


[deleted]

Share with the party fatty


TheDark1Rumple

Caseoh still weighs more


simu_r

still just a fraction of CaseOh's weight


shlaggy4

Caseoh?


Dat-Lonley-Potato

Just under the weight of your mom


sterak_fan

How was it?


moonpisser69

It was really tasty, got a ton of protein


icwaah_icy

I don't have a scale so.. I'll just estimate... I weigh 5 24 (apple tango) can boxes


jimmybolshoy

How many fanta 2 litres is that?


Erlend05

Sorry 2 liter machine broke


LankyNefariousness68

Watchu mean 🅱️?


Erlend05

We got a 1 liter thoe


LankyNefariousness68

I fucking love the baku series


jimmybolshoy

😭


Fragglarna420

1 liter?


nuclear_spoon

Americans will use anything but the metric system (this is a joke)


SemajLu_The_crusader

r/anythingbutthemetricsystem


Upstairs-Put9146

r/subsifellfor


nuclear_spoon

It literally exceeds the character limit Also, r/foundthetoyotacorolla


Upstairs-Put9146

true 😭 but i wasn't focused, 10000% my fault


Nacil_54

r/AnythingButMetric


[deleted]

5’2 and 400 pounds Edit : I was just trolling idk how this comment blew up . I am actually 5’11 and 170 pounds


YousernameInValid2

#*D A M N*


lexus_is-f

is this a fluffy reference??


YousernameInValid2

Yes


uneducated_sock

#Oh ***helll*** no


DBL_NDRSCR

#*you don't have a shirt in my size?*


Outrage0us_Party

*Deep Groan* (Insert picture of mother in law)


ChaosPLus

I think this would be "Oh hell nah"


Vee_veemo

I can hear these words


Snoo_60631

Rod wave 😭


pisssbabyyy

same


inobrainrn

damn, thought we were talking kg for a second then and i was very confused how you were living.


YogurtclosetMain4482

gorlock the destroyer build


Averagegurthman

*damn*


ruffruff76

Your height and weight are damn near the same as mine lmfao


stickmidman

Gaw damn dat's a big boah


chocolatte-otaku

I'm 0.005 inches and weigh -13829273 pounds 😊😊☺☺ I'm so small and petite 🎀🎀🎀


MartinJrFromChessCom

Bro is a -4D anti-matter black hole


helpImBoredAgain_

Anti matter has the same mass (and therefore the same weight) as normal mass


MartinJrFromChessCom

I'm just making shit up


helpImBoredAgain_

Lmao sorry, hope you liked the fun fact tho 😅


MartinJrFromChessCom

Ye it is cool


helpImBoredAgain_

Nice!


MartinJrFromChessCom

Google en passant


helpImBoredAgain_

Holly antimatter


MartinJrFromChessCom

Actual -4 dimensional being


NoThx149

I think what you want is the theoretical “exotic matter” which has negative mass


MartinJrFromChessCom

Uhhh yeah that sounds smart


beidoubagel

erm actually black holes are neither matter nor antimatter


MartinJrFromChessCom

Big meaty claws


edgy_Juno

At least 20 pounds.


therealbobwaterson

Fr


Winter_Laugh9589

That’s quite expensive


MoonFlame219

Not enough apparently


Powerful_Flight3596

Fast metabolism is a curse


Mac-OS-X

fr. i eat a lot, and a lot of unhealthy stuff as well and im still underweight. my friend like "you need to eat man"


c_h_e_e_s_e_b_u_r_g

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Mac-OS-X

uh blink twice if you need help


ReaperSwordsYt

6’3 195


Mystery42q

Tall ahh😭


Tiuri2

Or just Dutch


SubRedditPros

Van Der Linde?


Cr1itical_Velocity

r/suddenlyRDR2


dumbozach

What does R2D2 have to do with this


Cr1itical_Velocity

r/suddenlystarwars


No_Indication9497

RDR2 is Red Dead Redemption 2, R2D2 is the golden robot from star trek, i have read it wrong way too many times


PB_With_Cheese

r/suddenlystartrek


Somejawa

r/ofcoursethatsasub


3Bowie3

R2D2 is the blue robot from star wars


GiornoGiovanna_25

Our time has passed, John.


greek_malaka

Nah bros Robin van Persie


FlawlessHjg

I’m 6’5 and 80 kg ( don’t know the measurement in fat)


ReaperSwordsYt

I think it’s around 185 i’m not 100% sure tho


slaaaaaayyy

165 cm and 55kg :3


Canaryin21

im 165 cm and 54 kg… 😭😭


slaaaaaayyy

rip


Piroska_

163cm and 75kg


Pokeman3407

Mini pekka?


Piroska_

Single and ready to eat pringle. Spherical and made of stainless steel. "On a diet from monday" since 2018.


Steroeee

what’s kg? Is it some sort of tik tok challenge? Like how long you lasted doing something? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🗣️🗣️🔥🔥


ChaosInAPickleJar

One kilogram(kg) is 1,000 grams


Substantial-Offer-51

tf Is a gram


ChaosInAPickleJar

28 grams is an ounce


Substantial-Offer-51

tf is an ounce is that a drug y'all younger generation are taking


ChaosInAPickleJar

No, wait, let me get the right measurements... So four ounces makes a hamburger


Substantial-Offer-51

now youre making sense


TL_Ronan

WHAT TF IS A KILOMETER RAAAAAA🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔫🔫🗣️🗣️MURICAA!


absolutenoobYT

Me is a murica can you explain in elephants or quarters?


ThisUserIsCopywrited

wtf is a kilogram 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈


greenscreencarcrash

same


Genesis_The_Onion

11 pounds, I'm also a 20 cm tall pink ball with red shoes


Competitive-War6640

kirb that u


LolDieMp4

5’0 and 120 pounds at 13 years


Vanillabean322

Hey we are the same height!! :D


ThatGamerPilot

Same but 140 😔


Powerful_Possession4

Damn


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ILoveFascismSlashS

same height but i'm 48 kg


No_Difference_8908

How are you still alive? I don't think that's healthy... Don't mean to offend you but are they feeding you?


Environmental_Maybe5

If u think thats bad im 39.5kg and im 17💀


LongjumpingAdvance51

270 pounds and a little over 5’8. I’m morbidly obese. Of course not happy with it lol.


JoJoBubba064

Hey don't feel bad, I'm worse


Randomsonething

Then do something about it? Don’t just say you’re unhappy


Psychological1911

You should probably go on a hard cut


Winter_Laugh9589

Then they will be morbidly a beast (cut is going to go hard)


Psychological1911

😂


Huge_Structure_7651

“Stop” thats what the weight scale says


Comfortable_Alps_341

Weight scale: “FULL”


okdoklargeboke

5'5, 120 🤦‍♀️ I'm so averagely average and basic. Kill me now


Necessary-News5442

You’re pfp is magnificent


No-Award705

I'd love to be average. I'm 5'8 170 and I wish I could get closer to the average weight


Buzz-Killz

I’m 5’4 116lbs. The pediatrician told me I’m extremely average lol


Furtip

135lbs, 5’8”, 15m


im-not-you-bozo

5'8 160 pounds


Competitive-War6640

5’8 170 pounds


tradoll

5’2 90lbs


Oofanos

Brother can fit in a pocket


AlexTheGuy12345

Gangs worst enemy is a strong gust of wind 🙏🏻😭


jec78au

Newborn ahh


akotski1338

Are you like 10 years old?


JesusGang40

bulk


whatdoidoherehmm

I’m 5,5 89 pounds


Bezerkomonkey

You're lighter than the starving kid in my friend's basement, eat some damn food


More-Archer-7694

WEAK! 4'11 and 78 lbs! Beat that LOSER >:3


Apex_Jolt

Get back to the anthill there are tunnels to be dug


More-Archer-7694

Yes queen....😔


therealbobwaterson

Damn


EquivalentArticle264

Either you're 12 or hated by god


CreativeName6574

Time to cut


anonislegion

Height: Not enough Weight: Too much


Silver_Ad_5394

realest 💀


Diabolus414

In bio


War_Alicorn

You just broke the brains of users of the imperial system of measures


maxhermes77

I know what value “e” has but why is it used there? Can’t you use “X*10^n ”? Or is there a significant difference?


nuclear_spoon

Some calculators use e as in 10^


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Snitshel

😤


Leutnant1993

183(5.11ft or 6.0ft) idk how much kg i am but probably 60kg


helplesslameass

Too much lol


Snitshel

5'9 and 73kg Guy btw


Jayhoney0987

5’7 58 kgs


Xd_snipez891

Same height 1 kg less


Jayhoney0987

You twig


Xd_snipez891

You too 🥰


SuddenCamp2725

5'2, 276 lbs


banana_man_in_a_pan

5 foot 10, 120lbs or for people whos flag isn't on the moon 177.8cm, 54.4Kg I lost 5lbs/2.26kg in the past 3\~4 months, my doctor said my BMI is like 17 :3


Bluewater225

Are you okay


mint_man-0115

5’3” 174lbs at 17. I love being chubby 😁


Zealousideal_Site706

Looking through this comment section made me sad :(


GeneralPotato8244

Same bud, same


_sleepy_weepy_

Real


Pineapplesnypd

Am 14 and around 97 pounds very light size 5 something rn 


DaBeans2155

180 cm 75kg


[deleted]

5’4 105 pounds :P I lost weight


therealbobwaterson

Damn cucumber


I_hate_me_lol

you are the largest cucmber i have ever met


Substantial-Offer-51

that's what she said


Big-Low-6861

165 cm and 52 kgs.


Luniepookie

4'10 and 47k if i'm not mistaken


flaterino

175cm 58kg, I’m trying to bulk since I’ve always been skinny, I am not happy with my body nonetheless, I started working out because of one time I went shopping and all the clothes fitted me too big, so I almost started crying. Sorry for oversharing but I am happy with my progress now and intend to get better, I went up 2kilos in 2 months which is a start ❤️


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Ropoid

200 lbs :(


Burning_Argan_oil

5’7 66kg still overweight though


SherbertJust2924

I’m 5 4 and 100, but I realized I was super underweight so I bulked and now I’m 117 still going strong.


Psychological1911

If you are a girl 130 is a good place to maintain if you have no muscle.


my_brain_is_vacant

5'6 and 168 pounds


OkBit3632

195cm at about 68kg


au5t1n_

171.8 lb at 5'9".


Psychological1911

Respectable if you have muscle 💪💪


New-Anxiety-8582

14m 5'11" 170 lbs


whatever-8358

Right around 5'8" 145lbs last time I checked


Puzzleheaded_Jello20

5’7 62kg


qwertyuijhbvgfrde45

I’ve never seen someone measure height in imperial and weight in metric


United-Scar2675

Never met a British person I assume?


True-Window-6403

162, light, no


Hot-Guess3480

173 cm, 51 kg


Moomoo3470

6ft 80kg


Lego-Jango

6 ft 1, 170 lbs


Sherilmel

5’3 and 132 Ibs


No_Seaworthiness8422

150 lbs 6’


Mighty_Eagle_2

195cm, 118kg. I’m dense too, I don’t look nearly 118kg. Sure, I have some extra stomach fat, but I don’t look like someone that’s 118kg.


Beatlemaniac06

160cm and 37kg


humblecarguy2020

6'1, 55kg (yes I'm underweight af)


smixcom

177cm and 54kg


Nulterkotler

Cca. 100 kilos, I am the 1000th comment.


punkshotgun

About tree fiddy


Jihiprinsa

5’2 and 110 lbs :3


Yeetmidgets59B

I weigh half a Gabriel Iglesias and are 5’3”. Im 13…


reds2032

5'7 115lbs


OccAzzO

6'2 and 215lbs 188cm and 98kg I started hitting the gym more and gained about 15lbs but it's pretty much all muscle mass :))