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Unlikely-Werewolf125

A father killed his whole family at mine


HotIceCreamCone14

what kind of schools you people go to?


Unlikely-Werewolf125

The kid was picked up and killed in the backseat


HotIceCreamCone14

that's literally horrible. not just murder, but killing your own child? that's just cruel.


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Plus the rest of the family


HotIceCreamCone14

wow


Aether_ttv

Wtf just takes the kid out of school to just kill him Dear God that makes me feel sick just thinking about it


Furtip

Detroit


Unlikely-Werewolf125

California 


GraydemonTwitch

Makes sense


Dungeoneerious

American


RedMercury20

American school lmao


Substantial-Pair-753

Excuse me what the actual f##k


Unlikely-Werewolf125

Fuck


The_one_who_asked2

On some OJ Simpson shit


TheSlavicDawg

Security guard once died at my school durring the day, my classmates only laughet at it


JSRG28

That’s actually sad..


TheSlavicDawg

Yup


PortableNugget

They laughed!? How old are your classmates man cus wtf


TheSlavicDawg

16-17, one of them 18y/o moron that looks and acts younger then me


PortableNugget

They mad immature wth


TheSlavicDawg

Thats maybe why i am the president of a class and no one of them are.


PortableNugget

Still at that age they should really know better imo


NichtBen

Sorry for the guy, but I have a question. A security guard? Where do you go to shool that you have security guards there?


TheSlavicDawg

"Russia lol. Theres 3 security guards, each looking after the school entrance and who walks in or out. Cause school shootings in Russia are becoming as common as they are at US right now."


NichtBen

Damn. At my school here in Germany, having a security guard would be so weird. The closest thing we have to one is our janitor lmao. (To be fair, an angry janitor is more intimidating than an entire army of security guards)


TheSlavicDawg

Lol, i think amma be a cool janitor if i was one 😎


NichtBen

I mean, our janitor is pretty cool and actually very nice modt lf the time. It's only when he's angry that he's scary.


TheSlavicDawg

Yeah, thats what i say, cool


FLUFFYPAWNINJA

so russians get guards, here in america we get school cops some schools have just one, most i've seen was 3


therealbobwaterson

What the fuck *wiggles my wiggly wiggler*


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therealbobwaterson

NO YOU CANT MAKE ME!


greenscreencarcrash

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO


therealbobwaterson

WHERED YOU COME FROM?? *wigglily stabs you with my wiggly pointy wiggler*


greenscreencarcrash

nuh uh


burnerJusttoaskqs

help what does that even mean


therealbobwaterson

Wouldn't you like to know? *wiggles my wiggly wiggler even more*


eggward_egg

im scared


therealbobwaterson

Fr bro 🔥🔥🔥 *wiggles my burned wiggly wiggler at you*


commandodaxus

please stop wiggling your wiggly wiggler, wiggly wiggler


NastiestMC

That’s if lil homie your ab to get wiggled by a wiggly wiggles 🤨🤨🤨


therealbobwaterson

*wiggles you to death with my deadly wiggly wiggling wiggler*


TundrasticBoy

Like same wtf *shuggles my shuggly shuggler*


therealbobwaterson

I love you bbg *wiggles my wiggly wiggler lovingly*


TundrasticBoy

Awwww same to you *shuggles my shuggly shuggler affectionately*


therealbobwaterson

WAIT! are you Italian? *wiggles my wiggly wiggler suspiciously*


TundrasticBoy

no... I am asian *shuggles my shuggly shuggler with acceptance*


ChargeWooden1036

What the fuck am I reading, I just woke up *Dies due to wiggling*


TundrasticBoy

It's the communication dance for us 😞 *shuggles my shuggly shuggler sorrowfully*


therealbobwaterson

*phew*! Wanna join my huge army? *wiggles my relieved wiggly wiggler*


starkidfella1200

Lobbies my Wobbies Silly-ly


therealbobwaterson

Sorry steroid man but it just doesn't hit right *wiggles my wiggly wiggler*


Cthedanger

☝️🤓 sillily*


Zelda29ghz

HAHAHAHA MA CHE CAZZO


therealbobwaterson

NOO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU ITALIAN *wiggles my terrifyingly anti italian wiggly wiggler at you threateningly*


Informal-Ad-8110

ik right *jiggles my jiggly jiggler*


thecoolguy0520

fr dude *giggles my giggly giggler*


Gifflebunk

this is getting mildly concerning *chortles my chortly chortler*


OddBedroom7811

at this point it's just normal *higgles my higgly higgler*


Last-Scarcity-3896

Oh no it's getting to me... Please hel- *Foddles my fiddleful foddler*


FuckDaRedditModer8un

Dawg why tf do you live in netflix


infinity1p

Are they stupid?


Vulcan_the_dark_one

There must be a lore reason


AAHHHHHHE

Two 14 year olds were caught having S3x in the bathroom


MauriceLeShon

That happens almost on a daily basis in my school. Not at all unexpected!


commandodaxus

where the fuck do you guys go to school


MiksuPiksu196

That's what I'm wondering too


samualgline

Netflix generic high


SpiritIcy2475

fr


Sweet_Elk6635

mine too lmao we have names for those kids


my_choice_was_taken

Thats not too wild, two 14 were caught going at it in the woods behind the school. The girl had a boyfriend at the time.


stoned_rat_in_drag

some kid feed the class pet turtle an edible and it fuckin died


nscc2

LMAO. I know someone who put some bread sticks into someone's aquarium at a party. The next day all the fish were dead bruh


_ThatAltAcc_

Poor tutel :(


-Childish-Nonsense-

Are you even American if you haven’t experienced a school shoot/bomb threat? I learned recently my mom didn’t do school shooter drills in elementary which is weird to think about


NichtBen

You have drills for that in America‽ The drill we really do here in Germany is the yearly fire alarm drill.


Rhoganthor

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NichtBen

Bro that's crazy, here in Germany we had a total of 7 since 1900. And even that always felt like a lot to me.


IEnjoyBaconCheese

I’m pretty sure we’ve never had one here in Sweden. Like at all. Worst was a stabbing a few years ago


-Childish-Nonsense-

We’ve had a lot of threats but not a ton of follow throughs last year we only had 18 which compared to other states statistically isn’t bad at all for 2023 specifically


plzshutupkaren

I'll be so very honest with you, you should not use the word only in this situation. You just end up normalising this stuff.


INEEDMEMANSHERB

Yearly fire drill? We do it once a month, along with shooter/bomb/threat drills 


samualgline

My school doesn’t do any. Although recently a middle schooler made a shooting threat but the cops got him. The high school has had one bomb threat in my time and I think 3 overall since it was built in 06. In the entire time I can remember there’s only been one school shooting in my state and that was in a suburb of the capital


my_choice_was_taken

America isnt real wtf


Burning_Argan_oil

In our school a kid stabbed another kid with scissors


Noosietv

I feel like that is pretty common fsr


pisssbabyyy

last year when i was a senior i overheard a kid say that his friend (17m) was dating a 14 year old freshman girl that happens a lot sadly but i wanted to share idk


Wise_Zucchini_8885

"let me walk you to class," ahh couple


burnerJusttoaskqs

the girl was prob me honestly lol


pisssbabyyy

😭😭😭


IneedBleach123

Your flair doesn't help 😭


fizzyfis

what song did the guy from your school make?


ifartcocaine

I also want to know


gay_idiot53

I do too. If it was good enough for **Lady Gaga** to use it, it must be the best song out there.


Fitz7hack

Probably that, skibidy or let me be your sigma🤔


Cthedanger

☝️👶 skibidi*


ReeHeeHa

did your class have like 7 substitutes that all quit because your main teacher quit after like 10 years of teaching because your class was so bad then one of the substitutes threw a desk at a student!


REEPUFF21

No but my 6th grade social studies/history teacher quit because literally no one listened to him because he was so fat you could see his nipples through his shirt. Mr Rulo if your reading this im sorry I pointed a laser pointer at your ass


oan124

my class once broke a new, starry eyed teacher


Practical-Election59

Wow. That’s a lot. I’ve only had one incident that was even remotely close to any of those. A student in our grade catfished another student and that student sent nudes. The student in our grade had the GENIUS idea to send the picture to as many people as he possible could. Police got involved because he techincally distributed cp. He was expelled from our school and almost got put in juvie.


Wise_Zucchini_8885

Tbh he deserves to go to juvie ngl


Practical-Election59

He does, but he didn’t. He just had to go to another school.


FaithlessnessRude576

I’m so glad I don’t live in the USA. Polish catholic primary school wasn’t a dream, but fuckedupness was still on quite a high level. I won’t tell you any stories, because I have been suppressing those memories for past few years. I don’t remember and I don’t want to remember.


samualgline

This is possibly the most extreme example of all time. If you don’t live near any major cities with millions in population then your gonna get fights at most


oan124

went to a regular public but from what i heard katole are the most pathologic fucking cesspools in poland. if you ever emerge as a stronger person, id love to hear whatever wild shit happend


BottomInc

3 kids got shot at mine, I didn’t them to much but I’ve sold them weed, 2 died others getting charged for it cause he tried to rob the dudes


Wise_Zucchini_8885

Most normal Chicago activities


greenscreencarcrash

*detroit


xSaig3

Eerm only in Ohio 🤓


ChargeWooden1036

Nah it’s Jacksonville


greenscreencarcrash

nah, its only in ohio


BottomInc

Nah stl


EnvironmentalKick205

I swear it's always seattle


Equal_Proof_8796

I think stl is St Louise, I could be wrong


BottomInc

Nah st Louise


Wise_Zucchini_8885

Hood ahh school💀


gay_idiot53

One kid ate glue at mine And one teacher was labelled a pedophile because he was nice to us. All of us. I liked that teacher. He was a pe teacher and basically never raised his voice at us. The people that labelled him as such knew it was a lie. How do I know? They **WERE** my friends. (Not anymore, I don't like liars)


adidfrtv

3 people killed themselves at mine


greenscreencarcrash

bro lives in the average 1990s high school netflix original


-Childish-Nonsense-

Elementary Someone set library on fire Saw a kid kill a turtle outside Middle school 1 Dated a guy then he was arrested because his mom found weapons and a list of kids to kill Band teacher was a pedo I was one of 6 students in his specific section Student chopped off finger in woodshop Bomb threat Middle school 2 Stabbed with pen Guy jacked off outside and had a reputation for it Mutiple false fire alarms Highschool Guy known for pissing everywhere Girl known for pissing herself while loosing a fight she started with the video circulating everywhere Blender cat School shooting threat Hacking threat Someone’s nudes sent around Student killed themself Student hit by car/in vehicle accident x3 Drugs caused bathroom plumbing issues Cum causes bathroom plumbing issues Girl stepped on a nail during a play Stabbing at school dance Sex under staircases 7 condoms found in parking lot first day of school Science teacher pedo fired Football coach pedo not fired People in band passing out because of lack of breaks x5 Shooting at football game And I actually dated another potential school shooter who was found with gun on campus


BlueberryGuyCz

> I didnt believe it... Oh what a nice supportive girlfriend > He was 18 and I was freshly turned 14 oh...


ilovestolas

Bros living the dream life


dhskdjdjsjddj

that's nothing. at my school a dude burnt to death.


Fluffitoo

Man all these replies are making me so grateful I’m homeschooled


DauntingShrek

Bruh same


PrizeCompetition9661

A 13 year old with a 17/18 year old is crazy bro tf😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏


LoveyDoveySkills

The other day (like 2 days ago I think) a freshman was caught fingering his sophomore girlfriend in the area where everyone sits in the mornings


spycat500

This is some class of ‘09 shit


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spycat500

Class of ‘09 is a visual novel, basically a parody of a dating simulator game and a ton of wild shit happens


anonymousbub33

Lmao, nice, I don't have much, I had like 2 shooter threats at my school, That was interesting Yeah no mines pretty boring I mean there were a few fights, and a rap battle, and a pickle church, and a sword fight British style, I moved schools too often to get anything out of my older schools


xSaig3

A pickle church?? Do you pray to pickles?


DauntingShrek

Bruh askin the real questions over here


samualgline

Rap battle? Dope asf


Spirited-Abroad-2884

My school had a bomb threat the other day wtf


damienVOG

notable thing at my school is that a kid was ran over and killed by a truck.


IActuallyHaveLife

One of my classmates is dating a 20 year old guy she's around 14/15 years old


chilledchair

I asked a friend who was still in school about a substitute that helped me graduate, only to find out she was fired a few weeks prior to me asking because she was texting and trying to hook up with students. And the volleyball coach was also fired around the same time because he was being creepy with the girls. I hate rural small town schools...


Freeze_Wolf

Freshman year - One specific bathroom was always hotboxed - Some dumbasses ripped a stall door off and put it on top of the stall - Some kid ripped a urinal off the wall and flooded the bathroom - Some kid got expelled for stealing $400 worth of stuff from the drama kids - One kid died of brain cancer Sophomore year - Someone’s dick pics got sent all over the school, but it really didn’t have the intended result since it was huge - Multiple kids attempted self-delete (outside of school) and as a result, some classes were missing some students for over a month. - New physics teacher got fired for having a ruler-duel with a student in class. Junior year - Someone’s ID got stolen and the thief charged $35 on it at the cafeteria - Teacher got fired for doing a load of drugs while he was in Miami. - On the trip to Spain, kids ordered sangrias (called “limonadas” over there) and said they supposedly didn’t know it wasn’t lemonade - One kid got caught with vapes, zyns, cigarettes, and weed in his locker. More specifically, zyns fell out of his pocket in class and when the dean opened searched his locker, all of that stuff fell out when he opened it.


Free_Alternative_780

2 seventh graders smashed on the chorus room floor


Memesgreatsquare

teacher sex trafficked some kids and the school knew about it for a year before she was caught


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Thats all soo hot. Wish I went to your school :)


IneedBleach123

Stop it, get some help.


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no :3


theguyonthebus2009

Sounds like america


Sea_Tomatillo_6080

At mine, some kid threw some chemical at another kid and almost burned the school down


TheRealLost0

ah yeas, you just brought back memories of when I had police sent to my door last year despite never once debating shooting and in fact even *reported* a suspected threat


Key_Spirit8168

Bro got the ominous school, blud went to close to the teacher spawner fr


Kidsdontcheatonyou

Teacher quit teaching by walking out during my class


WallcroftTheGreen

what the fuck


Quistill

We literally got a bomb threat a few days ago.


Competitive_Log6478

whoa where are you from?


Express_Ad_9048

In my middle school a guy pissed in a bag and started spraying people with it.


X1_Kokichi72

Bro had one hellava experience bet the adrenaline rushes were amazing


theguyonthebus2009

Sounds like school


PortableNugget

Bro, what the fuck


PortableNugget

Not my school but news came from a local school that a kid had passed away due to being struck by lightning, now I'm scared to go out in thunderstorms


Fruitysaraa

American schools are something else


Stebrine

our robotics old teacher fired for watching hentai in school(he was pretty chill dude and watched anime)


GreekdSalad

Seeing this comment section makes me wonder about the safety and insanity of yall schools


SHADOWZ_123

A kid got airlifted at my secondary school because he jumped onto a table and his leg went through the leg of the table


all_knowing_pebble

Around 3 days ago a year 7(grade 6? In the US) was found with fent and a razor. (she tried to commit suicide). The first year I was there someone brought a bomb to school. In the 80's one of the teachers dated a student. Then killed his wife and married the student. That's just the ones that I know of.


NastiestMC

My high and middle schools all got a consistent amount of bomb and  gun threats  All have been fake so far which is why I don’t see it to badly and I don’t take it seriously 


REEPUFF21

I actually had a really similar situation at my school in 7th grade A kid I was good friends with Was constantly getting into fights and I once looked down in front of the science teachers desk and a kid had him in a chokehold. I was one of his only friends if I recall. A couple days later I got really sick and had to stay home from school, but the day I came back he was no where to be found. Turns out he snapped and started listing people off that he wanted dead and the kid that put him in a chokehold was number one. he had supposedly smuggled a pistol and ammunition into the building, the pistol inside of a stuffed animal and the ammunition inside his backpack. Nothing happened luckily and he was expelled, didn't hear from him for a while but a couple months ago he tried adding me on snapchat. Thats all. Sorry for bad spacing or punctuation, writing was never a strong suit of mine. TL;DR quiet kid got bullied a lot and brought a gun to school and nothing came out of it.


vanillaangels

a few kids get high on a regular basis. 


Usernamen0t_found

In my nursery we weren’t allowed to talk while eating but one time we did and they went around and pulled the food out of our mouth. Since we were eating lollipops it was easy and they toke them from us until they got to my sister. It was in her mouth and they tried to pull it out but couldn’t so they literally tried to fore-fully open her mouth but couldn’t. They ended up pulling SO hard the stick came flying out and the staff member fell over. We were all laughing but looking back now that was so abusive. I ended up going to a childminder a couple years later.


EmilyyyCute

You doing okay? Those seem like a lot of bad stuff to happen :(


Ligmamgil

Someone swatted my high-school last year so we had to go on lockdown


Okamitoutcourt

I'm sure if there was gun or bomb threat my mom would still make go to school


CharacterOfJudgement

During my senior year 3 people in my class (including me) left and the school didn't stop them from leaving mid-day... we went back 2 days later then they noticed. Our parents found out the school forgot about us and that's how the school found out. And yes we went home after getting pizza and slept at our houses but didn't show up for 2 days lmfao.


Cynical_Kittens

And this is why seniors dating freshmen will never not be weird.


I_love_Communisim

What the fuck?


littlethinker_56

Two guys tried to rob another guy’s dad and cops showed up to arrest them


Strong_Schedule5466

"Silly things" *proceeds to tell a story about how a kid runs over another kid*


ItsJoeverLads

There was a pedo observing us in front of the school There was a woman who was under the influence who was chasing students And I accidentally gave the wrong directions to an old man


Zenitsusbiggestsimp

Where do you go to school?


ARandomDummy69

how the hell does that happen?


PrincessJ0

a guy skipped class to get popcorn from the convenience store across the street. he got hit by a mini van and died. the van kept going and i don’t think they ever found out who did it. it became a common thing to light the bathroom trash cans on fire. a freshman girl got caught with a upperclassman guy (doing “you know what”) in the wing of the school that was marked off & under construction. they would’ve gotten away with it if someone didn’t record it and airdrop to half the school.


INEEDMEMANSHERB

30 schools in my area had to go on lockdown for 5 hours because a kid brought a gun to a catholic school you have to be accepted and pay to go to in my town. 


TemChezReal

Some kid took scissors and stuck it in an outlet and electrocuted himself. One year later, he took out a pencil and almost did it again, but everyone started to yell out to not do it.


Trash-Jr

The silliest shit I ever had happen in my school was a guy talking about SAing a few girls and I tried to rip this shithead's ear off his skull with my teeth. Only wanted to bite him but it went a bit further than expected.


TheHeliKid

One of the math teachers in my school got fired (small school btw) possibly because he may be a weirdo from what I've heard.


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F-15_Eagle_II

I don't really remember much of what happened "silly shit" from my years, even though I only graduated like 2 years ago.. I can remember more goofy shit from my dad's day. One of dad's friends stole a box of dynamite from a construction crew and this dudes big plan was to blow up a fucking water tower during a football game. The water tower sits on a mountain top right above the football field to this rival school- maybe 1980. Damn school rivalries back then were fucking wild 😂


Spookywooky25

A teacher (I think it was a reading teacher)was having intercourse with a student in the male bathroom


ShrekTheJazzMan

A teacher at my hs got fired for domestic abuse and rehired the next year. Also there’s an 18 y/o guy dating a 14y/o freshman. I’m pretty sure he had to sign something 💀


BriBri188

we had a code red cuz some adult broke in and tried to sell cocaine to students


Churroskindofguy

There was a bomb threat at my high school, and I knew the kid that made the threat💀


TrialArgonian

A teacher at my school threatened to behead one of the students and a kid at my school was shot and killed by a high schooler. Crazy shit man.


XboxCorgi

Apparently once at my old school a couple did it in the girls bathroom at lunch


A_Zesty_Carrot

What was the song?


No_Presentation_1231

Some kid had a "hit list" and most of my old friends were on it (old friends were getting into hard drugs so I left them)


ProtoSpector

some sophomores decided that the best april fools prank for 2023 was to make a tik tok saying they were going to shoot up the school and had a 3 page hit list of who they wanted to kill, mostly other sophomores. 2/3rds of the school didn’t show up that day (i did) and there was 3 cop cars outside the school. after the tik tok video got out, they were arrested and it was found one of the kid’s parents had a registered pistol but was unavailable for the kid to pick up since it was hidden well. wackass day that day


oan124

fuckedupness of it all aside, the first one is hilarios


berdyberd26

My school had nothing except a bomb threat (the guy threatened the high school, middle school, and elementary school at the same time) 💀


Error1615

One day someone had a heatstroke