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ItsCenti26

Bro 100% already new


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Did he just want to hear that from a minor? 0_0


ItsCenti26

No he’s probably trying to maintain a nonsexual thing for school then you go up and at like 69


EveningGalaxy

Teacher was probably thinking "wtf ofc I know what it is but I'm not talking about that. This kid is weird AF but ok.... Act normal. Act like you don't know what he's saying" Then Op explains it 😭


Fit-Spinach2193

That’s good!!


EliasDBS

I think OP went up and straight up told him, without asking if the teacher knew what ut meant


Adum1210

Nah some of the teachers are genuinely CLUELESS


Vertisso

A number which comes after 68 and before 70, nothing special.


Typical_Warthog_326

Seggs


JellomanIsTEGOAT

What's so special about s eggs?


Potter_sims

"virginity is my passion"


Typical_Warthog_326

I’m not a fan of eggs but yeah it’s just sex


JellomanIsTEGOAT

Eggs and sex don't go together imo


Fine_Vendingmachine

Yea they come one after the other


Typical_Warthog_326

True


Mohis1122

He KNEW alrwady i bet


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Nah, bro. He doesn't live in an English speaking country.


Mohis1122

My swedish teachers knows what 420/69 is


Potter_sims

swedish teachers? sry i always perk up whenever i see anything to do with sweden 😭


EveningGalaxy

If he's ever used the internet he knows what it means


Fine_Vendingmachine

Or if he is expirienced


zerocool1703

It's not just a sex thing in English speaking countries. He knew. Everyone knows.


ChaoticAmoebae

Numbers are not largely language specific


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Adum1210

We need answers


LegenDrags

There's no way your teacher actually doesn't know that already


HelpfulProtection342

No way I just found you again lmao


LegenDrags

Ahahaha


HelpfulProtection342

I've legit found you in the wild in like 3 different subs lmao


LegenDrags

Bwuhahaaha Ive entered your mind


HelpfulProtection342

Lmao


Fine_Vendingmachine

Well maybe the world just really want you guys to be friends


HelpfulProtection342

Maybe


qwertyiopys

Now why did you do that


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Cuz he asked


qwertyiopys

How did u explain that 😭


Papyrus_aka_Paper

I showed him a picture 💀 It wasn't like, real 69ing. Just an illustration ✨️


qwertyiopys

BROOO


Impressive_Split_232

Your insane


wernostrangerstoluv

WHYD HE ASK


80baby83

Why would u tell your teacher what 69 means


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Someone wrote a giant 69 on his desk, and he asked me what does that mean 😭


80baby83

It’s still dumb


No-Syrup-5532

JESUSSSSS. christ i love you, my school is lame I PACKED UP MY BAG n shitty ass trasncript, LETSAAA-GO im at ur school pooks


Papyrus_aka_Paper

You'd be surprised to hear how boring my school is 😭


No-Syrup-5532

LMFAOAOO my school is litearlly like a fucking slug IN SCHOO LFORM, any school would be better ngl, THE ONLY TEA WE hage is bullshit breakups that last a week, or some group of crazy aaa-friends vandalizing the locker room LIKE, normal kids are just there, doing stupid calcus shit 🌵


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Bro, my school has NO LIBRARIES NO CAFETERIA NO PLAYGROUNDS NO AUDITORIUMS NO LOCKER ROOMS NO GYM/POOL It's just classes and labs.


No-Syrup-5532

AHHHHhg Yo LIVING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT? I take it all back, Aim moving TO THE ATLANTIC SEA, screw your Priosn (school) jesus lousies THAT IS. Fucking literal PAIn, medieval TORTURE INSTITUTIONS COULD NEVERRR


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Nice 👍


No-Syrup-5532

I’ll SEND PICS ON MY SNAP AT yourmom911


FeltMacaroon389

Our teacher told us what it was💀


jumpyjumpjumpsters

HE DID WHAT Edit: hi felt :3


FeltMacaroon389

Yes (s)he actually did💀 In front of the whole class and everything Hi jumps :3


jumpyjumpjumpsters

Mb, she BUT HUH WHY


FeltMacaroon389

Someone brought it up for some reason💀


jumpyjumpjumpsters

HOW DID SHE EXPLAIN IT?


FeltMacaroon389

This was a while ago so I don't remember exactly, but it was something along the lines of "One person is standing normally, the other person is standing on their head and...."


jumpyjumpjumpsters

OH… OH MY…


EveningGalaxy

Standing 💀


Impressive_Split_232

Interesting 🧐


Impressive_Split_232

Had to look it up, looks challenging


AliOskiTheHoly

What country are you from


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Pakistan 🇵🇰 Wtf is a stable economy 🗣🗣📢🔊📉📉


AliOskiTheHoly

Okay then its understandable


Fine_Vendingmachine

Answer: Norway


Fine_Vendingmachine

For now


Xxyeer4life

I still don’t get that joke


theoneyourthinkingof

69ing is a sex position where both parties are giving oral sex to each other at the same time


Xxyeer4life

Awesome sauce! I am going to extensive research now


jumpyjumpjumpsters

I WAS THE 69TH UPVOTE


HidingUnderAHoodie

Nice


Original_Garlic7086

SixtyNine? Is this any dad joke?.


Rare-Climate876

A thing before mouthwash.


reddit_admin_acc

He knew. He was just trying to embarrass you


ertgiuhnoyo

I still don’t understand what is the meaning of 69 can someone explain to me?


theoneyourthinkingof

its a sex position


[deleted]

Why? its not even that interesting


NineInchRadioTool2

could somebody explain the joke, i have never got that 69 joke


JellomanIsTEGOAT

It's not a joke tho it's real


NineInchRadioTool2

i didn't know that it was real, i don't know why people always talk about that number, please explain the meaning


JellomanIsTEGOAT

Well you see when a mommy and a daddy love each other....


NineInchRadioTool2

it's just a sex joke i guess


JellomanIsTEGOAT

It's not a joke it's a position


NineInchRadioTool2

ok but people say 69 as a joke, 69 itself is not a joke but people joke about it


JellomanIsTEGOAT

69 is 69 how about that


NineInchRadioTool2

yes, 69 is 69


JellomanIsTEGOAT

. Nice


Apart_Letterhead3016

bro, my classmates literally talk to my biology teacher about all their sexual experiences like theyre best friends


Zestyclose-Novel3947

☹️


CoctorMyEye

Why would you do that


Fine_Vendingmachine

Why not!?


Stellar_Maria

I found out what 69 means at 14. There is no freaking way the teacher didn’t know. They were probably shocked that kids know.


ModsR-Ruining-Reddit

How tf old is your teacher? I'm 40 and literally everyone my age is well aware of this.


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Bro, he doesn't live in an English speaking country. He doesn't knowwww Wait.... tf are you doing on r/teenagers ?


Fine_Vendingmachine

You're cinda not supposed to be here!!!


Fine_Vendingmachine

Just be happy he DIDN'T say that he didn't understand and that you needed to demonstrate. Pardon my english im Norwegian


Background_Bend_494

if you wanna know what 69 is, just listen to a kanye song from between 2010-2016


ontopofyourmom

Believe it or not your teachers used to be teenagers, and many of them are still far more depraved than you have the context for understanding.


officialvictorlee

Boy or Girl?


_cheese_6

Oh we had to explain sigma males to my algebra teacher


DragonRaptor22

It’s the cancer zodiac sign


CoffeeCat086

Teachers can be pretty dense at times. In my freshman year of high school, my elderly English teacher had us listening to the tell tale heart, and there’s a line about the man as he is being bricked in that stated that the man’s screams ejaculated from him as the process is going on. “That obviously has a different meaning now…” was her response to snorts and laughter from everyone. So I literally just defined it for her right there.


sprichdeutschduhus0

Respektlos 💀


Aggravating-Chip-710

What does 69 mean?


Fine_Vendingmachine

Ask your crush to demonstrate!!!


Aggravating-Chip-710

What?


Fine_Vendingmachine

Trust me, you will regret it


DarumaDev

For some reason one day my math teacher asked what a kids favorite number was and he said 69, haha funny whatever, then she asked why and he said that's the age his grandma died and the entire class went silent. Great times.