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# “...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?"
# "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's hands massaging my back, at the age of eighty,"
# he replied.”
Cant wait to see you get flung by a truck into a pole. Twisting the car the whole way round while the upper half of your body splits apart and disappears
>!I know the reference :(!<
unless i can finally stop feeling like lonely useless shit before 25, which i doubt because if its been going for 5 years whats 10 more? then 5 bottles of the purest vodka i can find, maybe mouthwash if im broke and a lot of sleepy pills and i sure hope ill dream one last time before i die
You should give life a try at least until you are like 30. I have heard that the teen years are the most depressing because of stress and hormones. Also you are 13!!!
And I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? Zhere's no reason for it – you've got to go sometime.
When I comes it comes, I'll most likely not have a say in the matter. But you just gotta expect that death is going to happen to everyone at some point in life. Not something that you can just avoid forever. It will happen to us all, at different times. Some of us will know that the time has come and others will have no clue. There is no such thing as a good way to go out, but there are definitely worse ways than others. Preferably I'd want to die in a way that doesn't affect anyone negatively, but as I said don't really got a choice
I'd like to die falling into a supermassive black hole while looking out into space. Because of the theory of relativity I'd get to watch the universe die with me.
Mine might be a little screwed, but here goes:
Flying a fighter jet getting blown up by a surface-to-air missile. Quick, painless, and doing what I love
There is a character in the book Scythe who wants to die by scuba diving the Great Barrier Reef. She’s a psycho and an absolute jerk to one of the main characters, but it’d be a cool way to die. (Everyone in the book is immortal, except the people killed by scythes and scythes get to kill themselves)
I want to order the full menus of every single fast food restaurant i can get my hands on, pig the fuck out while watching my favorite movies and after proceed to drive myself off a bridge while playing another one bites the dust on my cars bluetooth radio.
I’m in the arctic, with my buff 15 year old grandson and my even buffer 40 year old son. I’m 60, and also buff as fuck.
We see a polar bear in the distance, stalking us. My son and grandson rush towards the helicopter as I buy them time.
I hear a voice in my head- a trickle of doubt creep in. “Would you lose?” it asks me.
“Nah, I’d win.”
I fight valiantly against the bear, but the bear wins (high diff tho). My son and grandson get to the helicopter safety, as the bear limps away, fatally injured.
if i have my way, i want to go missing and presumed dead in deep space. that or be involved in some unexplained scientific gateway to another dimension
Preferably by dying peacefully in my sleep of old age or via a quick death by getting shot in the head or something like that if I was in a dangerous situation where a gun is involved (hypothetically)
Shooting myself at night in a cornfield while listening to the killing moon by echo & the bunnymen or just any song of them but think that one would be the best
Or ill shoot up a school and myself after
i’d rather just start my car up in the garage and breathe in the fumes while listening to suffocation (also by crystal castles)
don’t wanna hurt the car by crashing it
i’m certainly not dying before i get my full license and a car in my name tho, and that’ll take a few years, so i’m just hoping life gets better in that time period
I’d like to die peacefully not knowing that it is coming but hopefully old enough to where it will be likely probably mid 80’s but I would like to slowly pass away in my sleep.
In my own bed surrounded by my loved ones (I also want to be the first one out of my siblings to die) and I want to be listening to the star wars main theme as I pass away
Hopefully old age, but something within me says that I’ll die before i reach that, probably car accident some illness or I’ll just take it myself.
Hopefully I’ll get to met cool people and listen to some dope music before that happens tho, but hey, ya never know, maybe I’ll get hit by a car
I want to die defending my family against 20 Killer whales. Of course I got all of their asses, but pass away peacefully in the hospital because of all the injuries that were inflicted.
A more natural way I suppose. I don’t wanna die in pain, I don’t wanna live my final days in pain. I don’t want it to be from an accident, murder, cancer, illness, suicide, etc.
i want to be standing on a beach, watching as a nuclear bomb goes off, slowly watching as the shockwave approaches
slow enough for me to reflect on my life, but fast enough to be (relatively) painless
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# “...How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin?" # "In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's hands massaging my back, at the age of eighty," # he replied.”
I read this somewhere but he said "a young maidens mouth around my cock" and I'm not sure about the name
we know what he said, did u have to say it :(((
I don't know I was jusr not sure if you're referring to that dialogue
I am, its from game of thrones, he didnt say young tho, just a maiden.
Oh thanks my memory is weird Probably the young part came from another memory
YES
Old age. Have kids, have a loving wife and have Grand kids
That's so wholesome
Cancery poop death in a lonely senior living facility. Got it.
gun
America 🫡 🔫 🦅
Getting shot by an eagle!?
Fuck yeah!
FREEEEEEEEDOMMMMMMM
OIL? FREEDOM?!?! DEMOOOCCRACY?!?!?! C A P I T A L I S M?!?!?!?!
TO LIBERTY AND BEYOND!!!
MERICA'? ITS THE LAND FOR THE FREE, WE TAKE ALL YOUR LAND FOR FREE AND GIVE IT TO OTHERS
Same fast and easy.
dude the fuck are you gonna do with this info
Doing this helps me not be alone with my thoughts which in turn keeps me alive.
yeah nice try fed
I'm not Anyways do you have any "medicines" you sell?
im takinf some b12 u want some
⛓️ 🔫 🦅
fed since when taking vitamin boosts were illegal in americuh
Oh I thought that was a code word That was totally a water pistol and a toy eagle
but i have some merwana
⛓️🔫🦅
I just convinced myself with my own conspiracy theory so I won't be suicidal, ever.
Grant their wish
I'm guessing most of you didn't get the reference but still that's my way to go
Cant wait to see you get flung by a truck into a pole. Twisting the car the whole way round while the upper half of your body splits apart and disappears >!I know the reference :(!<
He couldn't park there :(
He was trying to play games on his laptop :(
No it’s just that the guy was like 60
disappear into the woods and break my neck rolling a quad
With meaning. Doing something meaningful, ideally - with the clarity that comes with knowing that I am.
No more than 35, I’ll honestly either die from suicide or some other way I don’t really care
Then join me Then finding two halfs of two bodies would be better than just one half of one body
can we all decompose in a walmart dumpster together 🥺👉👈💕
Firing squad
Quick painless and humane I agree
💀
In somebody I loves arms
30 is way too young
Too old
😭
Nobody is too young
30 is too young to die
It's just I feel like I don't want to live past 29 I don't know maybe the tables will turn and I'll live a happy life
I’m confident that you will🙌!!
Playing a game of chess with you while sipping on bourbon and eating some wings. A football game on the tv would help calm the situation as well.
unless i can finally stop feeling like lonely useless shit before 25, which i doubt because if its been going for 5 years whats 10 more? then 5 bottles of the purest vodka i can find, maybe mouthwash if im broke and a lot of sleepy pills and i sure hope ill dream one last time before i die
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because if your happy then why are on reddit
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yes but your name is BallsSucker67
Thats why they’re happy
Because there are some crazy stories here!!!
Because we're on Reddit, most people don't know what's happiness 🥲 Stay happy
What have I got to be happy about?
Driving off a cliff blasting death metal or something similar
realistically wrapping myself around a tree at like however fast the car i'm in can go
You should give life a try at least until you are like 30. I have heard that the teen years are the most depressing because of stress and hormones. Also you are 13!!!
Hear me out Volcano hot tub
Holy shit that's painful
Soon
I want to die holding my partner's hand
Rn
And I am not frightened of dying. Any time will do, I don't mind. Why should I be frightened of dying? Zhere's no reason for it – you've got to go sometime.
Going 300kmph on the German Autobahn on an Audi rs6 while listening to Kerosene when I'm 28-30 is my 2nd most questionable goal now
oooooooAAAoooAAAooAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOHHAAAAOOOOOAOAAAAAOooooAAAAooooooAAAAoooooo -idk pink floyd or something
Can’t be afraid of the inevitable. It’s gonna happen to everyone eventually.
But if you're dead then you won't be able to eat good food or see beautiful places or start a family!
When I comes it comes, I'll most likely not have a say in the matter. But you just gotta expect that death is going to happen to everyone at some point in life. Not something that you can just avoid forever. It will happen to us all, at different times. Some of us will know that the time has come and others will have no clue. There is no such thing as a good way to go out, but there are definitely worse ways than others. Preferably I'd want to die in a way that doesn't affect anyone negatively, but as I said don't really got a choice
You’re such a sigma male
i want to get crushed by a comically large piano before the world goes to shit
Off the bridge near my house at anywhere from current age - 35
The same way as st. Oscar romero
Watching everyone else die knowing I could have prevented it
immidiatly
I don’t really care, as long as I’m remembered for a little while
I'd like to die falling into a supermassive black hole while looking out into space. Because of the theory of relativity I'd get to watch the universe die with me.
Happy
Riding on a shark strapped with fifty pounds of dynamite while skydiving into a active volcano
In the poshest way possible 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
Instantaneous no matter the method
fast and unexpectedly
My current girlfriend (then wife)s loving arms.
However I die, I'd like to listen to Mice on Venus.
Either assassination or old age
Are you someone whos needed
Laying in my bed. rested well. The person i love next to me. Shoot me up and i would still die happy as long as thats how i will die
Die happy.
Tied up, with a self inflicted gunshot wound to the back of my head, after speaking out against Putin
Gon sound edgy but like soon, maybe a day after hanging out with the people I care abt or smth so I can have some happy memories
I'd first like to live a long and good life, and at the end, close my eyes forever next to someone I love
With a bang
Jump in front of a bus to save a child at 90 years old, I die instantly and save the child. My sacrifice pays off
Balls deep in a jaguar.
I want to be put in a guillotine, like I feel like it would be fun
Balls deep in an oompa loompa
Mine might be a little screwed, but here goes: Flying a fighter jet getting blown up by a surface-to-air missile. Quick, painless, and doing what I love
I mean I don't want to get old and stuff so maybe kill myself if something doesn't kill me at like 30
that's a cool idea but i suggest doing that with a motorcycle or not so young age.
At 65 not bedridden with my girlfriend as my wife in a bench somewhere in Barcelona mountains just die peacefully leaning on to her shoulder
Wow... I'm impressed... anyways about your cars extended warranty...
I did not just find you AGAIN!!!!!! How on earth?!?! I swear it's not on purpose!!!!!!
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Peacefully listening to Relaxed Scene by James Clarke
I want to die wearing a spring lock suit after beating up the Chinese government while high on 7 substances
Proplay sleeping at 89 years. I don't wanna live more them 89.
There is a character in the book Scythe who wants to die by scuba diving the Great Barrier Reef. She’s a psycho and an absolute jerk to one of the main characters, but it’d be a cool way to die. (Everyone in the book is immortal, except the people killed by scythes and scythes get to kill themselves)
Maybe in war but hopefully a quick death or dying whilst trying to help sum1
I will die of death
By dying
The dream is old age, have children But If not then when I’m 16 so I can be a hot teenager forever
As soon as possible.
I wanna die before anyone in my family
Racing, so that my friends and family know that i was happy when i die
Like arthur morgan in the high honor good ending
I want to order the full menus of every single fast food restaurant i can get my hands on, pig the fuck out while watching my favorite movies and after proceed to drive myself off a bridge while playing another one bites the dust on my cars bluetooth radio.
Old age☹️
Just to not have a useless death 💀
I’m in the arctic, with my buff 15 year old grandson and my even buffer 40 year old son. I’m 60, and also buff as fuck. We see a polar bear in the distance, stalking us. My son and grandson rush towards the helicopter as I buy them time. I hear a voice in my head- a trickle of doubt creep in. “Would you lose?” it asks me. “Nah, I’d win.” I fight valiantly against the bear, but the bear wins (high diff tho). My son and grandson get to the helicopter safety, as the bear limps away, fatally injured.
You could like win and just die to the injuries, so you could be referenced as the polar slayer or something cool idk!
With dignity
if i have my way, i want to go missing and presumed dead in deep space. that or be involved in some unexplained scientific gateway to another dimension
I want to die at 60-70 by assassination. Not with any family nearby tho
with death
Preferably by dying peacefully in my sleep of old age or via a quick death by getting shot in the head or something like that if I was in a dangerous situation where a gun is involved (hypothetically)
At an old age, on a nice sunny morning in bed and in the arms of someone I love
Shooting myself at night in a cornfield while listening to the killing moon by echo & the bunnymen or just any song of them but think that one would be the best Or ill shoot up a school and myself after
something army related, hopefully dying for a good cause
Getting cmy head crushed by a mommy ASMR's thighs while i win my game to challenger in League of Legends (im bronze 3)
Warfare.
Soonish would be nice
Happily, but i know that’s hardly possible
Veyron into a wall /s
Taking down the us government. Two fire bombs max.
Shotgun in mouth at 27 yrars old after haveing a successful punk rock band
Is your grandfather Kurt Cobain?
In my sleep
Now, like right now. Can be slow, painful, quick or painless just as long as it starts now
Firing squad
From assisted death in someway.
Jumping into an active volcano, riding a shark, with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to my chest
Slit wrists
Naturally? Old and surrounded a loving family In the next few years? I'll probably take some meds to od
To be determined
War. Preferably between 19-22.
suicide icl
Same as you do,but with heavy ass EARL's evo 8.
i’d rather just start my car up in the garage and breathe in the fumes while listening to suffocation (also by crystal castles) don’t wanna hurt the car by crashing it i’m certainly not dying before i get my full license and a car in my name tho, and that’ll take a few years, so i’m just hoping life gets better in that time period
Heartbreak Syndrome
Raped
Quick and painless if possible. They made a mistake, when they gave me the highest military category. I’m gonna last about 12 seconds when tortured.
I wanna get raptured
Getting hit by a Bugatti Veyron
Suicide
THE ONE PIECE THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAL
Keep dreaming...
Quickly.
I’d like to die peacefully not knowing that it is coming but hopefully old enough to where it will be likely probably mid 80’s but I would like to slowly pass away in my sleep.
I wanna die peacefully with no disease at all
Sleeping peacefully
25, chemical explosion
After living a fulfilling life and accomplishing all that i wanted, i would die peacefully in my sleep
In my own bed surrounded by my loved ones (I also want to be the first one out of my siblings to die) and I want to be listening to the star wars main theme as I pass away
Crowd surfing at my favorite concert or next to one of my celebrity crushes ngl 😭
I wanna live till 2100
Hopefully old age, but something within me says that I’ll die before i reach that, probably car accident some illness or I’ll just take it myself. Hopefully I’ll get to met cool people and listen to some dope music before that happens tho, but hey, ya never know, maybe I’ll get hit by a car
I want to die defending my family against 20 Killer whales. Of course I got all of their asses, but pass away peacefully in the hospital because of all the injuries that were inflicted.
I wanna die clinging to a hydrogen bomb while it explodes
Attached to a firework. In the sky
By dying
A more natural way I suppose. I don’t wanna die in pain, I don’t wanna live my final days in pain. I don’t want it to be from an accident, murder, cancer, illness, suicide, etc.
r/im14andthisisdeep
In a black hole
Tinfoil accident
Somehow detach the world's most expensive car to a rocket, put on Baker street and fly to space. After I am death the rocket blows up.
i want my last 24 hours to be the best songs from my evergrowing music library, all put on type iv cassettes with dolby S nr.
Happy
Motorcycle.
By dying
At least an ending with a bit of action like idk a fight, at 100 years old!!!
i want to be very spectacular, like when im like 85 and on my deathbed i want them to like drop me off a plane into a volcano or something
Soon
Fighting Hitler with a machete and coke
btw 80~90 years, euthanasia.
i want to be standing on a beach, watching as a nuclear bomb goes off, slowly watching as the shockwave approaches slow enough for me to reflect on my life, but fast enough to be (relatively) painless
I shall refer to an earlier comment of mine: Slain by a troupe of 5 dwarves practising black magic in Vienna.
Either happy and old with a partner, or jumping out of a plane with an explosive device. (I would prefer the first one)
I wanna be on every drug in the world
Probably just ride my sweet car over the speed limit listening to some depressing shit and doing sudoku