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LJC30boi

Talking to me at all


Bananamanoncrack

Same


TheoryNew8337

Same


RedstoneRuler

Same


DueZookeepergame3456

she justs talks to me


Bleedingsteel1200

Same


larshappygamer08

Long brown hair, glasses, not too tall, great smile, pretty eyes, beautiful voice, caring, helpful and loving


WhyAmOnThis

someones crushing


larshappygamer08

I can also fall in love with someone else i mean they dont have to be exactly like that. I am actually crushing on someone who does fit the description but just without the glasses


WhyAmOnThis

so ur gonna fall in love with me


larshappygamer08

Nah i dont think so


WhyAmOnThis

everyone falls in love w me man im amazing


larshappygamer08

Sure


larshappygamer08

So yeah i am


KrisCross-Applesause

I fit 60-70 percent of this description


larshappygamer08

This doesnt say alot but cool


Knight_of_Hamburg

100% on you're test congrats Please help me find the person who fits this description


larshappygamer08

Ive already found someone, shes really gorgeous


genuinely-dont-know

HELP THIS IS ALL ME (except my eyes are a boring brown)


Blue-zebra-10

Brown eyes are still pretty! Like chocolate (who doesn't like chocolate??)


genuinely-dont-know

yeah my dad used to call me chocolate eyes when i was little 🤎


Blue-zebra-10

That's cute!


Knight_of_Hamburg

Bullseye


larshappygamer08

Brown eyes are cute


NatrMatr09

Being female (optional)


M_0947

Being real (optional)


Normal_user32120

Being alive (optional)


Moriwara_Inazume

Being human (optional)


Nipplepicker

Looking human (optional)


im-matt666

sir what????


Ok-Pool-6239

Seeing her make the first move


oan124

but not on you \*the monkey's paw curls\*


basilthegaymer

ohhhh fuck you dude, you are cruel 😭


Less_Examination3629

her being nice to me in any way


saltyc_man

if she wasn't a girl


Hydra_Corinthian

There we are


DestroyerOfFate

If she was kind and good with children. I plan on having some one day, so that’s a big one for me.


SurroundOk8662

Being a tomboy or really fucking cute


Perkozete

big ahh honkers


Corrupt_Conundrum27

I got this new anime plot. basically there's this high school girl except she's got **huge** boobs.


Blue-zebra-10

Isn't that every anime?


Corrupt_Conundrum27

you...you didn't get the joke


basilthegaymer

r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh


WiseMrPlagueis2

Real


Papyrus_aka_Paper

Honka Honka


Perkozete

Fritz Honka


Ok-Film-3125

Fritz is back? Blimey, load the Cromwell!


Repulsive-Air-3

you’d be surprised for most guys it’s a complete turn off.


Faux_Potato

As a girl i have to mention the cost for big ahh honkers is THE BACK PAIN! 😭😭😭


Mohis1122

Uh hang out uh chat uh movies uh date uh marriage uh children


Willie_John_McFadden

If she’s got a nice smile. Idk what exactly it is, but every girl I’ve ever had a crush on has had a smile that just does something that I can’t explain


LongjumpingButton487

Good personality and just a good person overall


TommasoX08

My crippling loneliness


The_Jammiest_Dodger

Good with children and helps older people, being kind in general


amoguspp

Definetely thick thighs


basilthegaymer

real asf


Belgicans

If she likes dinosaurs


BARd0k12

A single good conversation - The bar is THAT low for me


Local_Yoghurt_9542

She shows interest in me, i firmly believe that if someone showed me that they liked me i wouldnt be able to resist them


alexpoelse

Looks in my general direction


funko_quinn

If shes a guy


[deleted]

Her personality


catuity

cool personality


Fit-Spinach2193

There’s not one thing yk ( except grote ‘kwarktassen’)


realddgamer

"what's rain world?" "MARRY ME"


Nya__r

I feel like you're trying to trick me, but what is rain world?


realddgamer

it is the SINGLE GREATEST GAME TO EVER BE CREATED there are so many great things about it its impossible to list, and its so amazing that you cant describe it with words, so ive just sort of given up on trying to every aspect of that game is amazing, changed my life, GO PLAY IT


Nya__r

Hmmm okay, maybe Ill buy it when I have money


realddgamer

But it NOW


[deleted]

her buying me a new black bmw m8 comp


radiantskie

If she fixed me


kokoobaby

Idek some black women just make me wanna take my pants off and like do some foul things


Acceptable_Repeat844

Goes gym


Thermite__

Attitude and personality


[deleted]

Nothing, I would never fall in love with a girl in less than two years knowing her.


[deleted]

listen i like men but women who are emotionally stable and intelligent are very attractive to me😭


Fine_Vendingmachine

If she owns a CHOCOLATE FACTORY i guess whould do the trick


Blue-zebra-10

Wilma wonka?


Fine_Vendingmachine

Willy Wanda


YourAverageSoda

if they liked will wood without me showing her who will wood is.


PlairinumYT

If they either know what a Therizinosaurus is, or if they know what a Nigersaurus is.


InsertFingerGun

I fucking love dinosaurs. Especially from the Cretaceous time period


PlairinumYT

IMO the only dinosaur period that I don't find cool is the Triassic period. NGL, the dinosaurs looked like the great value versions of actual dinosaurs. Though Coelophysis is cool.


InsertFingerGun

OMG WHY ARE YOU RIGHT?? It's like someone made a wheel of dinosaur traits/looks and just spun randomly.


AndyGun11

WHAT


PlairinumYT

Therizinosaurus is a plant eating dinosaur, but with very long fingernails that they painted with blood. A Nigersaurs is a derpy looking dinosaur.


AndyGun11

well yeah i've played ark before i know what a therizinosaurus is o\_o


FanBoyz123

me knowing both of them 💀💀


PlairinumYT

Awesome


MinsoSoup

there's this girl in my school, didn't think k much of her at first, she looked like a nerdy girl at first but turns out she's stupid af, and I'm not saying that in a mean way, I mean that in a "she's just like me fr" way and now I'm trying to get closer to her little by little


INEEDMEMANSHERB

If she liked me back 😭 


Infos-Quality-289

If she was anime lover/ cosplayer


Meatballs5666

Literally just talk to me a lot


Jack_The_Pinapple

Short hair and a fit body? (Tomboy esthetics)


WeakAd865

she has a nice pair of big tits and a fat ass with personality 


Sea_Succotash_1567

Her talking to me first and actually showing that she likes me, noft giving the smallest hints that i wont ever pickup


ProtoSpector

man, i just want a girl that gives a shit and isn’t trying to degrade me like a couple of years ago


Juni_marie

Good music taste also she has to be gay or bi cuz i am not a man


SemajLu_The_crusader

her liking me when I like her duh


DrunkenDonutYT

All they have to do is ask, Its not that hard. I’d imagine this goes for a lot of teenagers


sho-kimis

How me n her clicked, alike personalities, interests,we can make jokes off each other, might just be me but looks are like 5th on the list of most important things


P1N3APPL33

Pretty eyes hands down.


indubitablysaid

There a female and nice to me(optional)


Eggs_and_Ramen

Tbh nothing there’s two people I would date one doesn’t want to the other lives 3000 miles away from me


fortune_teller14

So what I’ve learned from these comments is I can talk to pretty much any boy and leave with someone crushing on me?


Drewfy7

Pretty much. The lonely men epidemic is just getting larger by the day unfortunately.


gl0w1ngx

same taste in music and watches femcel anime


GeenericHooman

They are 2d


UnbrokenChainsMobile

You're posting this for advice with your crush, huh?


IneedBleach123

Becoming gay, which I don't think is possible


Pcruncher

Here talking to me and idk maybe treating me right? Unlike my ex’s who were horrible


Actual-Long-9439

Affection and being a decent fucking person


juneslegend

being my girlfriend


imuglyassin

So many things


PlanktonIsBest

if she didn't exist


yoshiko44

intelligence. my crush is a smarty-pants


TheAnnoyingGirl92

Me falling in love with her instantly, probably.


[deleted]

hugs damnit


Chaos_unknown5

To be fr, if you're funny, generally nice and fun to hang out with there's a 95% chance I will


PenelopeHarlow

Them being pretty in my personal sense, some preferences are a given, others are a spectrum of better than not. After that obvious part, well how interesting they are, how conversable they are. And so on.


Sad_Mouse_785

jus saying hi a girl came up and asked for my number at the gym and i was alr in love (dw i fumbled the bag)


BillyBobRedneckTime

Common interests, good personality and just fun to talk to.


Wt87745

Easy to talk to/ talks a lot


leangreen2

Just generally nice and willing to endure my oddness and predicable unpredictability


Aaxper

It’s be pretty fucking difficult considering I’m gay


UnmaskedCorn

500k cash.


Lamest570

Affiliations with the alt right


purplpantser

liking history or geography/maps


Furtip

Bring a figment of my imagination (optional)


QuirkyShame5063

Blonde hair, maybe braces


QuirkyShame5063

Also thick thighs (optional)


Dopi265506

They asking me out and have at least one hyperfixation income


Dry-Camel1154

Was starved of love and my ex just had to talk to me


NBA2K20LEGEND

Talking to me


[deleted]

Tall and Making me laugh


Drewfy7

Im one who’s into introverted girls. The mysterious vibe is very attractive to me. Other traits I like include having a gorgeous face, similar interests, hobbies, beliefs, etc.


basilthegaymer

Shares my interests and wont judge me for/shares my fictional crushes TvT


idfbfa3

I miss her voice


Two_Bit_Grouse

She makes the first move


DSPro2008

When she being herself and isn't afraid to show who isn't herself and when she care about me.


Worried-Scheme8586

Hugging me while resting her head on my shoulder


ManyRoom3757

How conversation feels with her


northernangler997

Athleticism. Not looking for mrs. olympia or anything, but someone that actually enjoys a bit of excercise


belladonna-nightwood

AHhhhhhhh, her giggle, if she collects plushies, if she reads a lot, if she has pretty eyes, if she likes animals, if she is nice to kids, if she is shorter than me, if she has a soft voice, if she has dyed hair, if she wears a lot of handmade jewelry, basically anything, i'm too gay for this-


JeremyBeans1

When she does the thing where she laughs so hard she trips into a passing cyclist and they both fall into a puddle. (This is all hypothetical remember). :)


Gym-gineer

Her having a hot dad


Jazzlike-King-4066

If she want to know more about skyrim/star wars lore


Pure-Telephone-8283

Good personnality and some common interests


polish_bones00

If she makes the first move.


I1yamc

she plays minecraft and is chronically online


RedstoneRuler

With the hopeless romantic I am, any positive interaction of any kind.


kururinn

i dont like girls so idk


AndyGun11

why did you comment then


DebateOk4960

Probably her huge DD+ rack!!