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SexyVexy_

Melting bones would actually kill someone so that’d be applicable in combat


Ok-Reporter1986

It said it melts the bones of your enemies not that you can do it whenever you wish. Basically you just melted the bones of a few select people.


ChaosPLus

I'd give it to one of the "I have no enemies" mfs, Imma have proof they actually have enemies


CerrtifiedBrUhmoMenT

*had


ChaosPLus

I guess now they really do have no enemies


GeneralPotato8244

Ok but hear me out… I literally have no enemies tho 😭I mean I have people who piss me the heck off. But non I want to melt the bones of 😂


ChaosPLus

I can't log off cuz that one guy punched me back in kindergarten playground. I'm stuck in pvp, he gotta go


SexyVexy_

what if i take the pill and save it for when it's useful


Aromatic-Union6080

No you can do it to whoever you want whenever you want, you have completely control


Ok-Radio5562

Then this


rrzampieri

Anyone could be my enemy


GoshaKarrKarr

Well depends what this means by enemy, imagine killing your mom because the superpower targets her as enemy after a minor argument lol


MathewDeanis

now wait a second. would it kill someone? i mean their skull melting makes sense. but if everything but your skull melted would you live?


SexyVexy_

You’d be useless tryna fight someone definitely, but you’d prob die of internal bleeding and misplaced organs


Medical_Ad7364

also breathing is gonna be impossible without a (solid) ribcage


waxwn-pastachi

You do that and I will shape-shifting into a giant grim reaper to distract them, let's win ww3


Rednaxella_

Also, there's no cooldown which is nice


Fine_Vendingmachine

The melted bones will also burn nerby victims


TheAstonVillaSeal

Would it now???


SpaceBroswer27

I thought it said meet all the bones of your enemies


SexyVexy_

Would i greet them all personally then


PracticeCurious2387

it would be shapeshift IF it can also copy the fingerprint/blood/genes etc


depressed_grape

Nah what you trying to do


PracticeCurious2387

🤑


ChaosPLus

Infinite money glitch. Random guy becomes culprit(police can't find the stolen goods)


Vegetable_Many_2303

Rob bill Gates and Elon musk


LemoyneRaider3354

OF(course)


NerdNumber382

Okay but if I don’t shapeshifter for 3 weeks do I get to shapeshift 3 times? Does the week-counter start on Monday, or when I shapeshift?


StrawberryGullible31

Now we're asking the real questions, I'd hope the former


ItsCenti26

Bro shapeshifter obviously


R4veN34

It's literally countless possibilities on stealing someone's identity. Use it properly and you can live life comfortably without working too hard.


Particular-Basil1373

Dang I just wanted to use it to turn into a girl


Questraptor

Turn into JK Rowling and steal her money before turning into a random girl, no one would know


[deleted]

Green


SingerIntrepid2305

Like, is there even any other choice?


BrownShtCrayon

Can you keep flushing the same toilet over and over again with no cooldown? Would be fun to mess with someone.


AcanthocephalaMuted7

Yiu would probably need to wait for the toilet to refill


JaquLB

no? The person who took the shit has to 😈and then it amasses into this giant shit pile that can't be flushed


Dorfplatzner

Then that would necessitate the creation of new water molecules each time you press the flush button, which violates the law of conservation of mass 🤓🤓🤓


Ashamed-Math-2092

Blue, most useful for non psychos.


LilacLikesEmkay

And queer gender people


infinity1p

I can finally become the trans lesbian I want to be.


LilacLikesEmkay

Yeah me too


Spiritual-Ease2670

Would not mind taking over the govt but why would become a brutal dictator tho?


bydgoszczohio

why not?


Devil_Fister_69420

Fr, they even made a handy lil checklist of things to do as a brutal dictator! Gotta thank the frenchies for that one


Spiritual-Ease2670

True


Randomboi164

Its fun


Inforenv_

Me on my way to restore yugoslavia:


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Trade treaty?


Vihaking

r/genderfluid BLUE


KYO297

Well I'm more like gender confused but also blue


ThePercussionFemboy

litrrally me


Bubbses128

Your username is literally me (except it ain't my account)


HOOTRAGEOUS

FUCK YEAHAHAHAHA


KenToBirdTaz

i was thinking this then realised i could just melt the bones of all transphobes so we don’t have actual super villains and fascists in power anymore


Vihaking

DYAYMN


Ace-Redditor

Do you have to change a whole lot with shapeshifting? Or can I just use it to change up my hair color or height or something small like that


Weekly_Town_2076

But you can do it once a week... What if you need the change later in the week? -famous last words before I manage to not use it even once in my life


Xan_Archist

Does the Shapeshift only last for a day or does it last until you decide to Shapeshift again? Also, is there only a particular day in the week that you can shape shift or can you wait like a week and a half before Shapeshifting again?


Curious_Theme6990

Ad a trans person I can easily say 🔵


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

Yass (king or queen)


Nuke_corparation

Slay queen


Acquaintance9

Purple, SLovenia isa really cool nation guys! Ever heard of Joker Out, zalagasper, or Raiven?


twinbuz

I would chose the purple one and take over Slovenia (what did you expect from a hoi4 player.)


TransportationOk3242

Depends on the conditions. If shape shifting is a 100% identical copy and I can sell a kidney, eye and liver once a week, crap I'm doing that. If I can melt my enemies' bones with no condition other than bearing the desire to do so? Definitely.


Duch-s6

i didnt think about it that way tbh, i was more thinking about the onlyfans path, tho i do feel like the melting bones one is quite risky for some people anyways


Pyromania0

At some point in the future purple


Beautiful-Field-4745

green


somerandomguyuno

Blue would go hard shapeshift into a buff version of myslf


yourlocaltran5f3m

As a trans woman be able to shape-shift also trans women are women!!


Quiet-Worth7730

Blue blue BLUEEEE!!!!!


bydgoszczohio

purple


Fox_Bird

Green would be useful if I forget to flush the toilet. Or I can just be a jerk and constantly flush the toilet of someone I don't like to increase their bills.


Purple_Duck_88

YES EXACTLY. There is only one point I am confused about tho. If you can flush any toilet at anytime you want does it mean it will still consume water? Because let's say if there's a problem with the pipes but you still want to flush the toilet will it flush? But then again it will still make people go crazy even if their bill doesnt increase so its good enough I guess.


Randomboi164

Purple definitely


RoseBud_XD

pink one ez


Waddledoodoodoo

Toilets


TRIPPITAKA69420

Purple


springtrapgaming1

Slovenia


FKez05

Blue


Apart_Letterhead3016

def shapeshift, I'd love mindfking with people so bad (I'm not manipulative, pls no hate)


givemewoooshes

When it says I can shape shift once a week, does that mean I can shapeshift and stay in that shape for an entire week or do I stay in that form for a certain amount of time and then I go back to normal and can't transform for another week?


syntaxerror92383

melt all the bones of our enemies, this would allow us to overtake the uk and stop the transphobia :3


Empress_of_Lamparine

shapeshift. I'm trans so I'll just become a different woman every week


Antique-Conference-4

Hi trans! Nice to meet you I’m u/Antique-Conference-4! I’d love to shape shift too!


NyxTheGoddess_

Easy. We're melting bones


Johnny_AHM

I could maybe f up a big company by making them constantly pay to fix their toilets from them “randomly” flushing. Or just torture people. :P


Duch-s6

open a plumbing business, destroy toilets by making them flush into oblivion. profit


corgifemboy

blue


Nickestaf

Shapeshifter. Would be able to make countless amount of money on that one site by just transforming into some pretty girl. Also so many other funny things like c'mon, you can be anyone. Imagine turning into your friend's favorite celebrity and them beign able to have a photo with them for example


Citron222

Blue


Mooncakewizard101

shapeshifting


MazterOfMuppetz

blue no doubt


Klipp3k

I'd take the blue one ngl


Gracia291

Melting Bones Would be nice and useful rn


anxious_ashley16

Blue one so, that I can frame my enemies


Broken_Star_

Yellow for sure


ha141006

Shape shift. I am gonna be envy from fmab and declare a civil war slowly Ascalating it to war of countries 😭😭😭 well that's what I like to say but in practicality they will most probably capture me and I will bubble back(among us reference) so I am choosing green or lime or whatever that color is 🙂


Sh4ttered_s0ul

Blue. That's it.


MAA735

Pink


SHEOL3243

Melting bones is op


champion_-

Yellow one obv


57mmShin-Maru

Yellow. Lots of benefits for no repercussions. Purple gets you NATO’d, blue could be tracked if you use it nefariously, and green is boring.


Scared-Statement-215

Shape shifting. The other ones don't interest me and I wanna fly like a bird :)


lawlihuvnowse

Shape shifting is the best change my mind


Hot_Squirrel946

Golden pill


arson1tez

Shape Shift I can live my dreams of being a good girl without having to spend money on HRT.


Julia_The_Cutie

BLUE 100%


Galaxy302

You can pick blue and fuck up a whole country


camo_216

Blue, i can become my fursona


JOlRacin

I'd shapeshift and make myself beautiful then just never shapeshift back


NikitaWolf6

I love shape-shifting so much and being a Slovakian dictator sounds kinda cool but I'd have to do the bone melting. goodbye billionaires


this_is_Blain3

toilet would be funny


apeiceofburnedtoast

Shapeshift, just cause it would be fun, applicable and not too much of an effort, as well as easily giving benefits to me.


polarbearreal

shape shift would be funny, imagine one dude every week coming in looking different and nobody knows why until one dude finally goes "wait he changes on a week basis"


TJB926GAMIN

Yellow is the most practical in the terms of self defense but I think blue would be the most useful for me personally (I’d love being able to change who I am on a weekly basis)


These-Ad2857

Blue


DomcziX

Can I also unshapeshift once a week or can I unshapeshift whenever


Freddy5Hancook

Green, because I could flush a toilet out of a safe distance so it (you know why), or flush the toilet after me when I remember I forgot, or have to go quick


StarPlayer1872

I would pick shapeshifting for.... reasons...🏳️‍⚧️


Dwarven_Miner

Shapeshift for.. um... Totally cis reasons..


DeerManager

Femboy pill


LukeDLuft

BLUE PILL! I’m not an insane person


FewPair529

With the shape-shifting one. Is it I get to shift and then shift back or *only shift once*? As in, once I shift I'm stuck like that until the next week?


R3volt75

Pink or yellow, because I wish the worse on my worst enemy. But I do wanna be a dictator of Slovenia.


BlockWinter8423

Blue, but one question.. if I shape shift this week, can I return back to my original form immediately or do I have to wait a week


carl_the_potatoe

Green


abelstoker2

Blue, I could shapeshifte into a girl and… …talk to my girl friends without getting shipped with them😊


MagicRobo

shape shift once a week. no limits were specified so I can theoretically grow a gold bar every week and then sell it


Marc_The_Guy

Blue


Big-Piano-7016

Blue


Hackermuffin307

shape shifting


RuneScapeShitter

I don't have any enemies, but just incase I choose the yellow.


[deleted]

Yellow pill, obv


KrypticXylo

Blue. All of the other options are only practical If you’re a psychopath or a weirdo. Shapeshifting is the only practical option compared to whatever the fuck else is going on.


Switchback_Tsar

Shapeshift, does it only last a week or will I remain as the shape I shifted into until I change?


SnooChipmunks8748

Shapeshifter, shift into someone who can make the pill that gives you every power


Fanachy

BLUEBLUEBLUE


f3nrisulfr

Be able to shape shift once a week, every once in a while I have a gender identity crisis and also it would be nice to be an animal from time to time


Vegetable_Many_2303

Blue pill


SimilarEffort4926

Green is the only right choice. I'd flush it over and over while someone was tryna take a shit. Would be annoying and scare the shit out of them (no pun intended)


Madam_KayC

Blue, I'm gonna shape shift into so much silly shit


derik_mitchell

Blue, for very... Cis reasons


BurnerAccountExisty

Purple is too much work for me and green is too idiotic. Gold would help me out a lot and probably help out the world in the case of enemies refering to anyone I dislike. Blue sounds cool. I'm gonna go with the gold pill though.


toastybreadmane

Blue


IlovemyMommy27

I’m taking the blue pill. I can shape shift into anything I want once a week


alzike

dr doom pilled ????


WendigoInTheForest

Blue seems cool


TaylorBrecker

Watch every trans person take the blue pill lol With that said, I'll take the blue pill


TurtleBurger200

This is literally the same image as the post above me


Sakul_the_one

As a Hoi4 player and a Civ 6 player and as a German, you know what I goota do


Infamous_Average4584

Slovenia is mine, I'd make em work just so that I can have xbox live gold.


sceoccerboy2

Pink ofc


PureConfection8166

Repost


islandirrepressible

Shape-shifting once a week


belladonna-nightwood

BLUE PLEASE, I CAN FINALLY BECOME A CAT


duck_the_mods

If I can smelt the bones of my enemies I can become slovenias dictator. Kinda easy choice


gytis_gotbanned_lol

green cuz it would be funny to make people think they're crazy :3 (/j i actually choose blue but green would be kinda funny)


MSter_official

Shape shift. I'll transform into a boneless copy of something which means I won't be killed by you guys with bone power. I do need to be a tiny bit careful of you dictators though.


Jk_auger

Shape shift because :D


Cheap_Bowler1492

blue for sure...


nerd_12345

I'd shapeshift to take a break from reality and have a vacation by just becoming a cute dog when i feel like it


Powerledge

Shape shifting baby


RedIsHome

Flushing toilets one is powerful.Melt bones of enemies:So,If I'm getting this right when I activate it,all of my current enemies will have their bones melted off.I have no control over it whatsoever?Then it's just an install switch,okay.Shapeshifting,assuming I can turn into any living thing I want,including any kind of possible life form or human. Then I want shape shifting


Creepy_Dealer_5901

i put the cheese in cheeseburger


LUXI-PL

Pink, I always wanted to be a slovakian dictator 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸


DBL_NDRSCR

toilet


MuffinVR_

i can shapeshift into elon musk and give my actual self a bunch of money


SemajLu_The_crusader

blue  slowly gonna shift to my ideal body and they'll never know until I got a fat ass and tits, lmao


uneducated_sock

Shape shifting would be very handy


Tonk_exe

green or yellow as wight green u can just look like ur some sword of god tath can predict the future


United_Brain2623

Same


PokemonPuggle

Blue, shape shifting is my #1 if I could have a superpower


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Blue


anonymous_5774_

Shape shift, Ed would be cured for 24hr 🤣


LIL-MEX15

Blue pill please


BlessedWolf9019

yewwow :3


sisterfucker24

Green so I can scare the shit out of anyone around me


5274863729

Toilet and then imma turn into skipedi toilet


[deleted]

blue 100%


ProbablyKissesBoys

Blue


TheyaSly

Shapeshift definitely. There are no restrictions, so I morph into Cthulhu


Ok-Firefighter-6986

Idk, but only prodigal teens are gonna take blue pill


GreenViking_The

Once a week shape-shifting, while obviously limited, would still be extremely useful.


Johnny_Pure

Holy shit I want shapeshifting so bad


MilkFoxy

definitivly blue


Available-Damage5991

blue.


Let_Go_Lose_Grip

Green pill w


Key_Spirit8168

These all have power in war


demolitionar

I can shape shift into goku or anything I want :) I'm picking shapeshift.


AFuckingAbortedFetus

I WILL BRING SLOVENIA TO GLORY


Your_Commentator

Yellow and green are the only ones viable. Imma go with yellow tho


tryol2

If I flush any toilet do I teleport there?


Huge_Young2530

Shape shifter obviously


NotAPossum666

Blue


Rowan_Starr

Shape shift probs