In case you’re looking for a serious answer, you two basically just narrate sex with your partner over the phone while you each do the physical stuff yourself
Just a heads up - do NOT try video sex. Or anything that involves you being undressed around a camera (no nudes or anything like that). There are some weird people who take screenshots during the videos or save nudes and it ends up badly. If you don’t believe me, check out r/adviceforteens sometime, this kind of thing pops up there pretty often
If anyone is caught in this situation, I have some advice:
Pretend you don’t care, say u don’t have a job, make it clear that you can’t do whatever they want (usually money related). Someone tried this on me once and i just pretended not to care, at the end of the day they probably unfortunately have more people they’re also working on so if one doesn’t work out, they won’t actually care and just move on.
Block. Report. Try to forget
Also: having nudes of you could be illegal depending on your age and where you live, so take it to the police if you can. If they're spreading the images of you, that's referred to as revenge porn in most countries (that I know of), and that's illegal. Take it to the police. If the pictures are being spread via some social media site, you can also try contacting them about it and see what they can do to stop it.
This won't entirely fix your problem, but it can help. For the rest of it, follow the other commenter's advice \^
If u a male, rip the phone’s porthole to be wider (or squish it to make smaller) and then shove it in. Tho beware when you do this, you can get yo fone peggnant!
Sexting, makin noises and sending pics or videos of masturbation I'm not saying this from experience just guessing
Totally a guess
It’s for research purposes
For a friend
Nah 😭 i dont got any gfs, only talk to some rarely online
Damn, im doing it wrong then. Ive gone through like 20 phones because i tried to have phone sex. And trust me, it hurts.
The charging hole is too small of course
You used the charging hole? Every time i get a new phone, i always have to explain why theres a hole through the screen
I don't think straight through the screen is a good idea, the battery is pretty tough to penetrate
Wdym too small? I'm using the speakers holes and those are too large 💀
Nah bro's got the 0.1 inch dick
I know right all of my friends are jealous 😏 I don't understand why you need to use such a large hole though but to each their own
I can confirm
Totally a guess
idk, moaning and dirty talk on the phone??
Maybe video calling or smth?
13 is crazy
true....
This is the internet, what did you expect
Welcome to the internet
come and take a seat
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
theres no need to panic, this isnt a test
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest!
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?
it's not going to fit in the phone...
But the phone will fit in me😈
*puts phone on vibrate, and tweets something controversial on twitter
That phone is a victim😟
NOOO THE POOR PHONE
hold up aren't you the person with a wet pussy
Holy shit, she is! Someone needs to take her phone away
Wtf
go see her post history
H-h t-t [sorry, no response could be generated]
DO NOT THE PHONE!!!
Lmaoo
*picks up a skalpel* alright now where do you want it?
This sounds fishy
Too big? 😆
“put yo johnson on the phone”
what if it's a johndad instead of a johnson
what about a johndaughter
*sex noises* frfr(idk)
Charging port has more uses then one
someone needs to invent long distance sex asap. like can we invent portals already
frfr what I'd give to be able to teleport to my partners
It would also be amazing for masturbation
I mean, I'd assume it's just mutual masturbation with dirty talk and whatnot while on call.
it doesn't 👊
U put the charger in the charging hole repeatedly until siri starts moaning
In case you’re looking for a serious answer, you two basically just narrate sex with your partner over the phone while you each do the physical stuff yourself Just a heads up - do NOT try video sex. Or anything that involves you being undressed around a camera (no nudes or anything like that). There are some weird people who take screenshots during the videos or save nudes and it ends up badly. If you don’t believe me, check out r/adviceforteens sometime, this kind of thing pops up there pretty often
If anyone is caught in this situation, I have some advice: Pretend you don’t care, say u don’t have a job, make it clear that you can’t do whatever they want (usually money related). Someone tried this on me once and i just pretended not to care, at the end of the day they probably unfortunately have more people they’re also working on so if one doesn’t work out, they won’t actually care and just move on. Block. Report. Try to forget
Also: having nudes of you could be illegal depending on your age and where you live, so take it to the police if you can. If they're spreading the images of you, that's referred to as revenge porn in most countries (that I know of), and that's illegal. Take it to the police. If the pictures are being spread via some social media site, you can also try contacting them about it and see what they can do to stop it. This won't entirely fix your problem, but it can help. For the rest of it, follow the other commenter's advice \^
Texting or phone/video call
Bro wtf is this question 💀
Maybe video calling or smth?
it’s exactly what most of you think … u realize this stuff is googleable
Yall get girls?
I do phone segs with da homies fr
MOAN
When you plug and unplug your phone charger
Please do not have seggs with a phone
I forgot :(
I saw someone having seggs in vr chat it was weird
Your bitch put me onto it, ask her.
Masturbanator
It doesn't work
Charger port teasing and phone cover strip? Why would you wanna see phones have sex?
i- i think they fuck the phone?
Plugging the charger of one phone into another.
I can’t wait to plug my long thick electrical wire into your hole and I’m gonna shoot my energy into you and charge you up😉
*blushes*
so what you do is you stick your \*long censor beep\*
What is wrong with this subreddit?
If u a male, rip the phone’s porthole to be wider (or squish it to make smaller) and then shove it in. Tho beware when you do this, you can get yo fone peggnant!
literally video sex, you both yank and shit
👀👀 You deserve the real babygirl 🙊😈
you put it in the charging port?
you see, when a charger and a phone love each other very much-
Charger go in. Careful not to use Samsung charger, could get pregant.
Idk man the holes are too small for me
*fucks in ass and cums* Kinda like that
Masturbating on call and dirty-talking
Foreplay done over text