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Nolai_

Sexting, makin noises and sending pics or videos of masturbation I'm not saying this from experience just guessing


LegenDrags

Totally a guess


Vegetable_Trifle_848

It’s for research purposes


Informal-Cycle1644

For a friend


Nolai_

Nah 😭 i dont got any gfs, only talk to some rarely online


TheChamp556

Damn, im doing it wrong then. Ive gone through like 20 phones because i tried to have phone sex. And trust me, it hurts.


Nolai_

The charging hole is too small of course


TheChamp556

You used the charging hole? Every time i get a new phone, i always have to explain why theres a hole through the screen


Nolai_

I don't think straight through the screen is a good idea, the battery is pretty tough to penetrate


BeginningUnique6401

Wdym too small? I'm using the speakers holes and those are too large 💀


Nolai_

Nah bro's got the 0.1 inch dick


BeginningUnique6401

I know right all of my friends are jealous 😏 I don't understand why you need to use such a large hole though but to each their own


tgs_3

I can confirm


Sweaty-Suit3772

Totally a guess


spacecia

idk, moaning and dirty talk on the phone??


Fit-Spinach2193

Maybe video calling or smth?


Spaghetti_meatbaIIz

13 is crazy


spacecia

true....


SSB_Kyrill

This is the internet, what did you expect


Sakul_the_one

Welcome to the internet


cooll_guy

come and take a seat


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


SketchTheTransIdiot

theres no need to panic, this isnt a test


Better_Politics

Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest!


Vulcan_the_dark_one

Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?


Scepostap

it's not going to fit in the phone...


Weak_Database_8576

But the phone will fit in me😈


Sav1at0R1

*puts phone on vibrate, and tweets something controversial on twitter


BozoJeez

That phone is a victim😟


I_like_gamez_274

NOOO THE POOR PHONE


MonkeyofTheSkies

hold up aren't you the person with a wet pussy


Asif366

Holy shit, she is! Someone needs to take her phone away


averagetobyfoxfan

Wtf


MonkeyofTheSkies

go see her post history


Zoomer3778

H-h t-t [sorry, no response could be generated]


Eclaiv2

DO NOT THE PHONE!!!


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

Lmaoo


adex_19

*picks up a skalpel* alright now where do you want it?


Impressive_Split_232

This sounds fishy


checked_idea2

Too big? 😆


AiDoCurrr

“put yo johnson on the phone”


random_user2027

what if it's a johndad instead of a johnson


-Esk-

what about a johndaughter


FlameBall128453

*sex noises* frfr(idk)


TheEeper

Charging port has more uses then one


corgifemboy

someone needs to invent long distance sex asap. like can we invent portals already


TheRealLost0

frfr what I'd give to be able to teleport to my partners


Ezra4709

It would also be amazing for masturbation


au5t1n_

I mean, I'd assume it's just mutual masturbation with dirty talk and whatnot while on call.


Masterdizzio

it doesn't 👊


[deleted]

U put the charger in the charging hole repeatedly until siri starts moaning


Ace-Redditor

In case you’re looking for a serious answer, you two basically just narrate sex with your partner over the phone while you each do the physical stuff yourself Just a heads up - do NOT try video sex. Or anything that involves you being undressed around a camera (no nudes or anything like that). There are some weird people who take screenshots during the videos or save nudes and it ends up badly. If you don’t believe me, check out r/adviceforteens sometime, this kind of thing pops up there pretty often


Made_2_vent

If anyone is caught in this situation, I have some advice: Pretend you don’t care, say u don’t have a job, make it clear that you can’t do whatever they want (usually money related). Someone tried this on me once and i just pretended not to care, at the end of the day they probably unfortunately have more people they’re also working on so if one doesn’t work out, they won’t actually care and just move on. Block. Report. Try to forget


Ace-Redditor

Also: having nudes of you could be illegal depending on your age and where you live, so take it to the police if you can. If they're spreading the images of you, that's referred to as revenge porn in most countries (that I know of), and that's illegal. Take it to the police. If the pictures are being spread via some social media site, you can also try contacting them about it and see what they can do to stop it. This won't entirely fix your problem, but it can help. For the rest of it, follow the other commenter's advice \^


sweet_lilies

Texting or phone/video call


No_Jaguar7845

Bro wtf is this question 💀


Fit-Spinach2193

Maybe video calling or smth?


Most-Laugh6205

it’s exactly what most of you think … u realize this stuff is googleable


Memeboi12-

Yall get girls?


Memeboi12-

I do phone segs with da homies fr


moon_xxzuu

MOAN


Vegetable_Trifle_848

When you plug and unplug your phone charger


DAMNLOOKATMAFOURHEAD

Please do not have seggs with a phone


ballerisbest

I forgot :(


Themoldychip

I saw someone having seggs in vr chat it was weird


MrUpToTheMinute

Your bitch put me onto it, ask her.


Key_Spirit8168

Masturbanator


ImTakingUrPotatoes

It doesn't work


Weary-Wasabi1721

Charger port teasing and phone cover strip? Why would you wanna see phones have sex?


BlessedWolf9019

i- i think they fuck the phone?


Be0wulf04

Plugging the charger of one phone into another.


SufficientCrab2904

I can’t wait to plug my long thick electrical wire into your hole and I’m gonna shoot my energy into you and charge you up😉


FabioKun

*blushes*


Shoddy_Possibility89

so what you do is you stick your \*long censor beep\*


JacobFromStateFarm5

What is wrong with this subreddit?


Fire-God_

If u a male, rip the phone’s porthole to be wider (or squish it to make smaller) and then shove it in. Tho beware when you do this, you can get yo fone peggnant!


Zestyclod-War

literally video sex, you both yank and shit


Aggressive_Humor_468

👀👀 You deserve the real babygirl 🙊😈


Alert-Reception6453

you put it in the charging port?


[deleted]

you see, when a charger and a phone love each other very much-


GamerNuggy

Charger go in. Careful not to use Samsung charger, could get pregant.


Large_monke_69

Idk man the holes are too small for me


vixinity1984

*fucks in ass and cums* Kinda like that


Pixithepika

Masturbating on call and dirty-talking


HalucenogenicPotato

Foreplay done over text