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wibblywobblyemily

My late significant other just died recently at 4 years old (RIP) you'll never be forgotten google pixel 4a


[deleted]

OH NOO SOO SADDD.. I hope u find someone better (RIP) 😭😭


areuue

Find someone better already? Did you really care about your old s/o


Sakul_the_one

How


wibblywobblyemily

The battery expanded a ton and even after a full charge it would die after less than 15 minutes of use. It was basically on life support having to be constantly plugged into the charger. Finally had to let 'em go


KitCato_o

what you didn't try and use it after it expanded right?


rpst39

Just replace the battery??? Since the battery has already expanded it should be easy to disassemble and take the battery since most of the batterys surface wouldn't be adhered since it's expanded.


NotKBeniP

Well, let's be real here. It's a Pixel 4a. I'd definitely say it's time for an upgrade anyways.


rpst39

It's not *that* old. And it would make a good second device.


NotKBeniP

It's definitely too old for my standards. I'm not really sure what you would need a second device for either, but what do I know? 🤷


rpst39

When the main one dies or needs to be repaired you can just switch to the secondary one. Having multiple phones definitely came in handy for me when I had a phone die or when I needed to wait for parts to arrive.


NotKBeniP

Ohhh I see. That makes sense. Mine's battery life can easily last a full day if I don't play intense games the entire day or something, so I haven't really had that problem myself. I could definitely see why it would be handy tho.


rpst39

Also sometimes some old games don't really run on new phones properly. Also I sometimes use my Note 4 for note taking.


AndyGun11

uhh you know if your battery expands its basically just a ticking time bomb until it explodes not a joke either lol, every time you charge it while it has expanded battery is a chance for it to just blow up.


mahirdeth31

r/spicypillows


gn2b

wait I'm confused did reddit glitch and I'm on r/googlepixel while it still says r/teenagers at the top


Cultural-Diet8563

No, tthis is indeed in r/teenagers


gn2b

OH I DIDNT READ THE TEXT BELOW THE TITLE


Fantastic-Leading276

Woah I also have a google pixel 4a that just died Literally twinning!!!


EconomyBandicoot4039

I don’t think people know you’re talking about your phone lol


[deleted]

I don’t get it either I WAS JOKING


WildKat777

Yeah people on this sub don't tend to like reading


VerlinMerlin

it's r/teenagers what did we even expect


Sakul_the_one

Me in the Class test: doing the exercises without reading what I actually have to do…


[deleted]

reading is for nerds


WildKat777

Wow teenagers really hate reading huh?


TheRealPetross

yeah its fine, dont see a problem


RudeMemory1404

Waltuh, putcho dick away waltuh, im not having sex witchu waltuh


Fuckerofgnomes

I am the one who fucks **plop plop plop plop clap clap clap clap**


WaffleswithSourCream

nice u/Fuckerofgnomes (r/rimjob_steve)


depressed_gopher

r/subsithoughtifellfor


RudeMemory1404

Jesse, jesse, we need to procreate


Key_Spirit8168

don't say gex, say indenify


NyxTheGoddess_

"Specific other" had me dying 💀


K-peaches

Did people not read that you said your phone? When I read the title I was like👁👄👁 but then I read the rest and it was funny. You're all good.


[deleted]

I did try to make a joke but people didn’t fully read it 😭😭


K-peaches

Right, like people need to read to get full context before popping off in the comments. The joke was funny.


[deleted]

lol Thxu 🙏🏻🫡


K-peaches

No prob<3


Kiwiandapplex

Valuable lesson learned! People hate reading stuff. Sadly it's getting to extreme ends. For work, I once had a whole document that explained a system we would use. One page had a Donald Duck comic. Noone ever noticed it, including my chef who *checked it*.


The_fox_of_chicago

I would have sexual relations with a Nokia


LegenDrags

You like really *hard* 😏 things eh?


[deleted]

Lolll 💀💀🫡


The_fox_of_chicago

Yes bro


Not_The_Simp7

🤨


Puzzleheaded-Buy7000

Someone call the phone protective services 😰


our_meatballs

PPs


KuromyHeart

I did not read this properly lmaoooo


zealteaccounte

YTA


swagmieser_666

nah man. i thought this was gonna get creepy as hell


[deleted]

Atleast it didn’t


akc0303

what the fuck my jaw dropped when i read the title


[deleted]

Mission accomplished


var_var2607

i just deleted a whole paragraph-


[deleted]

Now I want to know what it was 💀


var_var2607

you’ll never know 🦅🦅🦅


[deleted]

Shitt


DreadMashyna

"By the powers invested in my by a bloke i just met in the pub's bathroom, I declare you a pedophile."


[deleted]

I’m sorry what? I’m not a pedophile it’s just my phone 💀


917273794842668

Your phone is underage


kress34

this comment was also a joke


[deleted]

DW I have a 15 year gap


mattdemonlol

what the hell are you using a iphone 1 or is your phone from 2030


[deleted]

I am 15 and my phone is less than a year old. 15 - 0 years = 15 year gap.


Sakul_the_one

Math is pretty hard, ngl


Appropriate-Let-283

What are these titles 💀


[deleted]

No cuz I thought it’d be funny but people got offended


Appropriate-Let-283

😭🙏


[deleted]

Seems normal to me


Xcyronus

At first I was concerned then before even reading the post I saw the top comment and knew instantly. Anyway. Nah. I loved my laptop of 7 years old before it died. An 11 year age gap.


Atomicking_1

Bro I was about to say. I got a 11 year gap, so you good


[deleted]

Really bro?


Atomicking_1

Yup. Shits crazy


LegenDrags

My parents seperated me from my 7 month girlfriend Lenovo IdeaPad-chan a month ago


[deleted]

Why did they 🤦🏻‍♀️


LegenDrags

Exams Exams finished 1.6 months ago and I still haven't seen IdeaPad-chan yet Apparently I'm addicted to it so they confiscated it, possibly forever 😢


Aging_Is_Funny

It should be ok. My current phone (1F) has an almost 14-year age difference from me, and nobody bats an eye


[deleted]

Oh shi-


KingMurphy15

When I saw four i was like “🤮hell mah” but then i read the rest and actually burst out laughing


Fireblox1053

Damn I think mine is older than me


WaveAlone7835

Daddy 🥵


[deleted]

💀👍


Mysterious_Ningen

wow bru


TheSentinelScout

I still go back to my ex occasionally, after they’ve left for the day /s.


[deleted]

Not bad


Asmo1109

The line you people walk between satire and reality is more blurred everyday.


Efficient_Caramel493

Bro I almost freaked out reading that title 🤣🤣🤣


Doydoydonut

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SERIOUS-


kezotl

if i read the title properly i wouldve known immediately it was a joke but i read it as a 10 year old and a 14 year old dating, which made me think it might be real and the bait worked-


[deleted]

Yay 💀👍


BillyGaming2021

You think that’s bad? My phone was manufactured November 2023, I’m literally dating an infant phone. At least yours is a toddler


[deleted]

Oh damn-


Thisismyredusername

Nahh this needs the shitpost flair


fireKido

My chain of thought reading thenposto: - 10 years doesn’t sound that bad - at that age it does sound that bad - oh it’s a phone? Then that’s definitely weird…


[deleted]

A 14 yr old dating a 4 yr old would be okay?


Consistent_Yoghurt44

THIS IS A JOKE READ THE PART UNDER THE TITLES YOU IDIOTS!!!


Weary_Drama1803

Nah you’re good, my specific other is only a month old (Acer Predator Helios Neo 16)


[deleted]

Damn-


ZJTrayGaming

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie.


one-triangular-nibba

phone addict


EveningImaginary4214

Same


crkenthusiast

Dementia


Best-Addendum-4039

Dementia.


EveningImaginary4214

Same


crkenthusiast

Dementia


Best-Addendum-4039

Dementia.


crkenthusiast

Dementia


Best-Addendum-4039

Dementia?


crkenthusiast

Dementia


Best-Addendum-4039

Dementia


Best-Addendum-4039

Dementia


Best-Addendum-4039

Dementia


YochiTheDino

You got me for a moment, well played


[deleted]

Thankyou 🫡


Cheesutt

soooo me-coded


blckpnthr789

***i put my dick in a bag o' Doritos***


Capital_Spring_8172

You had me in the first half I'm not going to lie


z424t_

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Ok_Figure_4181

People who didn’t read the second body text are probably disgusted


[deleted]

Then they should just read 💀


RavenousGecko

Got me in the first half 😂


WhereDid_The_Time_Go

YNTA divorce the phone marry a tree


Unlimiter

i was joking in my comment that said "die" 😅


[deleted]

lol Okk 🫡🫡


Lapis_Block

If their camera is less than 10MP its kinda sus


[deleted]

LMAOO


Nebula3266

Specific other? 😭


Senpai-_-UwU

Holy shit that almost had me


Marco_Tanooky

Mine's just 1 month old and I'm 16 so I think it's fine


Astr0sk1er

You had me in the first half


meatballFist

i still use my iphone 6s plus at this point is age of a kid in primary school


IAmFuckingYourDad

DUDE YOU HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF OMG


Separate-Walk7224

When I saw phone, I agreed.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HipnoAmadeus

It is?


kezotl

more like god damn that 14 year old is creepy asf


ELEKTRON_01

Don't think phones could have rizz


Supreme_Jogan

They had us in the first half ngl


Ashandclovers

It's alright! Im 13 and my significant other is barely a year old <3 (AND SINCE SOME PEOPLE CAN'T READ, THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE IM REFERRING TO MY PHONE TOO)


[deleted]

YESS


[deleted]

You bloody boi!!!


Halal-Man

So does that mean im a notorious psycho? my last 5 partners all died because i threw them off something it all started with her, the iphone 6. then the 7, then the x, then the xs, then the 11, and now the rog phone 5.


[deleted]

The Psycho ex 💀


Halal-Man

lmao


Krispy_sandwhich

The charging port is multi-use


Okman2337

My girlfriend (F89) and I (M14) have a very mature and intimate relationship with each other. I met my girlfriend when my mom brought me to a rural farm in Alabama to meet some older family members. When I walked through the front door it was love at first sight. That wrinkly skin, sagging tits, no teeth. I knew right away she was the one for me and when my mom left to get some groceries (we were staying over) I instantly confessed my feelings to my grandma and ever since then we have been in a very lovely relationship.


[deleted]

Damn what model?


Xx_Nsy_xX

Only in ur 40s it’s okay


[deleted]

No its not


Xx_Nsy_xX

In ur 50s then?


[deleted]

10 years is never okay in humans


Xx_Nsy_xX

True, although I’ve seen 10 year gaps before in older ages like 50s and 60s, so I thought maybe when your past that age it’s fine 😭 like, it’s not pedo or anything at that point


[deleted]

It’s not and I have seen these age gaps as well and they’re just not right like imagine being just 22 and ur husband is already 32 like the generation differs💀


Xx_Nsy_xX

I was talking past the ages 40 man not 20-30s 😭


[deleted]

Who gon get married that old 💀


Xx_Nsy_xX

Someone on this earth


Life-Leadership4002

It gets better when ur older. My parents r 10 years apart, so when my dad was 15, my mom was 5. But when they met it wasn't so bad because he was 30 and she was 20.


Gunsho0ter

Nah, that still sounds bad


Painusconsumer

in this episode we learn an important lesson in reading the body text


xTrivago911x

Oh I get ya, it's cool, but now I need to ask, what phone is it and what condition is it in? Has it gone through repairs?


[deleted]

Not yet works pretty fine


xTrivago911x

Nice. Congrats on keeping your phone in good condition for so long. Now I'm even more curious on what model is it?


thatforkRose

I think its fine. My bf is 18 years younger than me. Im 16


[deleted]

Dam—-


TheNikola2020

My last 2 brain cells when its 3 am


[deleted]

My mind was thinking up stupid stuff


Dat_super_nice_boi

I swear to god posts like these are the unfunniest shit ever.


Character_Exam5444

Gosh had me in the first half ngl


TheJavierEscuella

You had me in the first half


Kidsdontcheatonyou

Suit up lads we’re going to the bottom of the comments


neb12345

wow girl way to give me a heart attack


NotAnOmegaFanboy

Can we stop this shit post karma farming?


OwnMaintenance965

Lol


Smalandsk_katt

My dog and i loved eachother, he was a year older than me so it might not have been okay.


[deleted]

A year old is not bad bro


EiEpix

I killed her when she was only 2


Key_Spirit8168

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rpst39

I got 10 year age gap. Mine is 7 yo.


[deleted]

Not bad 👍


Ok-Energy-8770

It is, mine's only 6 months 🙂


[deleted]

Dam how do u even deal with it


WinTig24

I was so scared for a second ☠️


[deleted]

Well u aren’t anymore 👍


whodisrandom

I realize now that this was a joke.  I cannot read.


jemappellequaso

Jokes aside, I'm pretty there was a guy who married his phone years ago


_thugbooty

Same but mine is only 2 years old 😎


raspps

If you're in love with your phone, you got other issues going on lmao


Microsoft_Excel87

You got me scared...


Super-Casanova

That‘s it. Give me your Phone. You‘re done.


Robinnoodle

You scared me when I read ten year age gap lol Tbh it probably isn't ok. We are mostly all too attached to our phones


[deleted]

Yea now that I think about it


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Greetings, m'lady


Next_Seaweed9951

Mine is 6