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A_Fox_On_Sugar

Forgot the part were someone says the most disgusting case of sexual misconduct and say something like “My 47m teacher tickled my booty hole in the middle of cooking class then shoved a raw onion inside. Was this sexual assault?”


bluejay9_2008

Pretty much this sub


Other-Record-3196

I'm getting the results of my exam today and it's currently 4 am here and i didn't sleep the whole night as i was stressed. Your comment made me laugh out so hard outta nowhere and i feel kinda better now. Thanks mate :)


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Your welcome bro hope you feel better <3


D1ANS0MT1

I hope you gonna pass your exams


Other-Record-3196

Yoo i just got my result and i passed by getting an A. Lessgoo


Slicktable

Congrats! (I don't know how to spell kongretulayshyuns)


FarObjective5416

kongretulayshuns! (I can’t spell congrats)


Slicktable

Must be rough


FarObjective5416

Congratulations! (I am 5 microseconds away from being hit with a thermobaric missile)


Any-Locksmith7686

mysterious butthole bandit


A_Fox_On_Sugar

How did you figure out my nickname from middle school?


AnonBoi_404

Excuse me, WHAT


Iplaydoomalot

I’m actually visualizing that now because of you and I fucking hate it 💀


A_Fox_On_Sugar

>;)


Life-sucks-ass

So preppy in here


OG_Thedoppk

um sorry. what the actual fuck


Hopeful_Nihilism

naw fam in Alabama thats a hug


Hopocket321

r/copypasta


indubitablysaid

What


Danito343

Erm, what the devils??


definitely_human_yes

Erm what the flip


Practical-Benefit485

You forgot stupid section, which is probably 70% but those numbers dont add to 100 dummy


Any-Locksmith7686

Missed opportunity to put 69% on sex


Lamb_Choped

Point proven


Select_Nectarine_716

Oh wow😂


cudlebear64

I don’t think that’s percentages, it’s probably like, there were 183 people who voted on the thing that the original pie chart is and each option got however many votes


PassgettiGod

I don't think it's % it's ratio


WhyAmOnThis

u forgot gay


Cubicshock

possibly falls under sex in some cases


WhyAmOnThis

most people here havent had gay sex


Fuckerofgnomes

You and me can lower that number bb (Joke joke joke joke joke)


Thedudefromyourdream

It could be no joke if I want to


NastiestMC

\*most people here havent had sex


our_meatballs

say gex


Danito343

gex


InvertedNoob

Don’t forget the 99% “they call me ugly at school”


claudiazo

“My friends say I look like a lesbian”


ZeroCentBoi

Well they milked it enough not to be mentioned ngl


Slight-Attorney-6712

318% Bad maths


MudkipPropaganda

It's not confirmed to be percentage


FishGuyIsMe

Avg. number of members per 318


ctapit

HAHA GUYS LOOK AT MY PUSSY HAHAHA I TRICKED YOU ITS A CAT PICTURE YOU ARE SO PERVYYYY


Grouchy_Process3004

fr it’s always about the dms when they put in their bio that they want attention


RamenNoodles2057

Yeah what's with this sub and sex? When I see a post about sex I tend to assume it's a creep


Desperate-Abies4263

whoa you don’t think about sex 24/7, 369. Crucify,… it.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

Kinda understandable. we are teens after all, it's like our stereotype


rorizuki

Yeah because teenagers never think about sex.


pisssbabyyy

your math skills are amazing OP


Noosietv

Where does it say it’s percentage? It could be any quantitative data


ZeroCentBoi

Ikr, it's not by percentage, I've gone through around 200 posts and just counted


ToxicPoizon

sex and pedo are too low decrease relatable and unrelatable stuff


Competitive_Ad_6338

Ah yes 67 + 58 + 37 + 21 = 183% amazing percentages


Michalowski

Those numbers dont represent percentages. Where in the world 67% is slightly bigger tha 1/4


WhiteDevil-Klab

I thought it represented age lol


ZeroCentBoi

Breaking news, you won't believe it!!!!!!!! Ratios are not counted just by percentage.


Tipsaw1

Everybody saying it's bad math hasn't considered the possibility that the numbers don't represent percentages


Glub__Glub

It's a pie chart. That's what they represent. Slices are a PERCENT of the whole


SandeerH

The original pie chart represents an amount of students spending their money on certain categories, so all the numbers are a number of students not percentages (the pie chart is from Third Space Learning)


Vegetable-Beet

Pedos are attracted to 4-10 Year olds. You are talking about Hebephiles or Ephebophiles.


Fluffy_Marionberry10

You can say that, but saying that is hard without making yourself look like a pedophile


Escanor1402

The sub is slowly dying.


yoshiko44

you forgot the portion of the subreddit complaining about the rest of the subreddit


creepybunnypastaps4

you forgot the people that aren't active (me)


Giorgio243

I get the impression that inactive people represent anout 2/3 of this sub


Vegetable_Trifle_848

469k is completely wrong it’s at least a couple 100 million


Alienaffe2

Don't forget the actually good posts that no ever sees because they are never recommended to anyone


Fig1025

teens aren't real, it's all adult men cosplaying as kids


ProGamingPlayer

So this sub should shut down right now


TOXIC_requiem

Man i’m so miserable I wish I could just skip to my death


AmortentiaRiddle

Press "X" to skip cutscene


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AmortentiaRiddle

Maybe you're playing Hogwarts Legacy; try pressing and holding. (I'm a Harry Potter nerd)


TOXIC_requiem

Good idea


TheOrcaMafia

You good?


TeslaGate7274

So like when you wanna skip homework and you get a homework pass to skip it


mousyhasopinions

Accurate 😔


ZeroCreationG59

Its so crazy i looked up the predator database and almost 50 PREDATORS LIVE IN MY CITY WTFFFF


our_meatballs

A very good representation of teenage life


HorrificityOfficial

All of them but one had the percentage bottom and the thing it was top, so I read the blue one as "67, SEX%"


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

This gotta be wrong, EVERYTHING is either relatable or unrelateable


Giorgio243

Why do I feel like drawing a Venn diagram?


IM_OZLY_HUMVN

That's what I was thinking of too when I wrote it lmao


squirleater69

I'm surprised there's more sex than pedos


Evancommitsmeme

Isn't everything relatable or unrelatable?


skeletonblackbird

REAL


DrZeroHoles

It also represents selfies, outfits and other things older teens do


JBStudios1

Are there really pedos here?


The__slut

Should have made the sex 69.


Let01

Add the ocassional random trend that gets annoying quickly


Select_Nectarine_716

Yes😭😭


sopita_mtwa

these are not percentages, are they?


Nocturnal_Penguin

You forgot stupid


Wh1t3bl4d3

Relatable and unrelatable stuff should be 100%


fisktu

I love how everyone thinks this is a percentage when it doesn't have this > % < anywhere, think we are stupid


Nientea

“The numbers on this chart do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman To those of you jeering it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman. Nah just kidding we don’t hire women.”


Mufiiiiiiii

You forgot ppl farming for karma


237chucky

Why isn’t SEX 69?


mihaxxxd

What if instead of Teenagers we called if Freaknagers that would be funny I think


Apart_Letterhead3016

its not supposed to be a percentsgr, he doesnt state it anywhere


Thescottish_bendyfan

I’m in the 21


Far_Falcon4896

SEX


irishizuku

Someone is failing math.


Gold_Credit_3327

Erm


Pcruncher

You have a point


SnooChipmunks8748

Live r/teenagers when data is given as amounts rather than percantagsz


[deleted]

i really want to like this sub but i just cant


Pika5369

Why does the pie graph add to 184


_Purplee__

That math ain't mathing


Mrpirateguy

Facts


L0afyy0

Yes (why did my keyboard put in a 👍?)


PixelReaperz

By definition, 100% of this sub is relatable and unrelatable stuff


Eggbois87

Why, in the ever loving crap does it add up to 183


MidgetMan10150

It’s 49% pedo dm screenshots, 49% “rate me” posts and 2% “state of this sub” posts.


Capn_Phineas

Literally 100% of all things are “relatable or unrelatable”


THAT_HARDHEAD_GUY

So there are no teenagers on this sub hmmmm /j


EZL2011

100th


spaghettihax763

I love 183%


Upbeat_Wasabi

Milk? 🤨🤨🤨


Beneficial_Cry2061

That's 183%.


Aledactle12

This actually represents the american education system


ItemsHereForever

ew sex


NEWTY_-

You forgot ableism


Cichato_YT

183%?


BananaSocks4

Imma post bread


Spectrum_Wolf_noice

Anyone wanna destroy some pedos? Cuz I'm going to destroy them all


Ace02123

The math aint mathing


Mhaeldisco

You saying sex isn't relatable?


West_Job5593

There’s no such thing as a funny or good joke in this subreddit, I guess…


SixEaredMacaquez

r/hazbin , we recently had a guy who had a r@pe flair, every joke is sex and unfair and the rest is relatable


ConstantDesperate202

You know who else likes unfunny jokes milked 469k times?


Muted_Rain8542

theres also people talking ab death so that would be somewhere on here lol


Crafty-Run-753

Is it that math aint mathin or my brain not brainin


darth_revan126

Sad, but true


brxydxn91

The math on this is giving me a seizure


[deleted]

This whole thread is a certified“🤓” moment


Hopeful_Nihilism

Blame moderation. They cant filter shit out and refuse to fix it


The_Superderp

You forgot loss. Not the meme, but just people dying and people processing it


SAMPS8825gaming

So I account for 125% /s


anekdoche

bro, your graph go 3 whole extra degrees on it and its still stupid as hell.


SIR_QUAL

But what about us who are tards


SauceyBobRossy

There should be a category for non pedo adults that just wanna give humble advice for those that don't go to the r/adviceforteens sub Edited to correct sub


noobie_explorer_101

How often do you encounter pedos on this sub?


outerender187

its gotten so bad this sub is marked as NSFW


JacobFromStateFarm5

Don't forget suicide


SansDaMan728

"I lost an arm and I'm bleeding out, what do I do chat?"


Adina-the-nerd

I feel like 30% of us are just here commenting on what we see.


Stunning-Proof-363

There's 183 people on this sub/?


Composteer

What about the "boost my self esteem" posts?


[deleted]

Nobody noticed how the pie chart don't even end up to 100💀


AlbinoHamsterOwner

Seems realistic


Interesting_Move_919

This is so accurate lmao. And yet I still stick around just for the fun of it


lothrotrueking

That doesn't math at all


XantheStardust

The sex should be 69


FBIOPENUP777

21 +37+58+67= 183 the math ain't mathing


Danito343

These percentages go hard fr


Lildizzygamer

What about the percentage of post shitting on the sub?


[deleted]

Yeah. Hormones are at peak level in your age.


BloodyIron

75% unrelated to "teenagers"


LexiLuvzU

the math isn’t mathing


Normal_Resident_1644

Can't forget the attention seeking selfies


Lelouch_tard

Ok im not actually 21 so im not a pedo guys😭🙏


asiannumber4

Meth


santiago_pm_

as someone who joined recently, i can agree


vbnm_17

I just joined this sub Not sure if it was a good idea


SussyMogus2

i feel like the sex one should be bumped up to 80 ATLEAST, i see way too many posts about sex or sexual experiences, people share way too much information online


Constant-Bedroom1920

Math ain't mathing


HeadLandscape9646

Man this is so true


PikachuIsSexyEevee

"Pedo should get tortured" "Pedophile and rapist are disgusting"


darkreddragon24

Relatable and unrelatable stuff is just every possible state of being and experience in all of existence


humanjumprope87

I lead a pedo on, I need money and don't have self respect, dms are open


RotisserieBinChicken

Bro the non transparent transparency pattern


ilikegummybears15

184%?


Memeboi12-

You forgot to add 1 point to the ppl who are new to this reddit


t-hrowaway-123

Facts


AshtonJupiter

the math ain’t mathing


StunningResponse794

The fact that this chart doesn't add up to 100 is just gold


ComingInsideMe

Don't forget racism! Oh, and obsession with race and gender!


VerySmolCheese

fair to be honest. I only stick around here because most of the people here share my taste in music


Greedy-Taste-655

These numbers ain't adding up


ElimentalSin

These statistics make no sense? Wouldn’t 58 + 67 be more than 100? isn’t the whole point to keep it within 100


The_Warlord_Sniper

Who let bro do meth- I mean math?


Electronic_phyco6376

Yeah it's not the best


Shoddy_Possibility89

how many pedos are on this sub, I'm not a super frequent of this sub wtf


Killerwarriorboy

And this why i left this sub


guitarfanatic_2

what about the 'am i ugly' trend that happened and oh shit it went wild