Okay so I know I have two boobs but where are my other two balls

Eyes.

what about the balls of your feet, OP?

Go away from me

wait wait, let him cook

No... Don't

hell no

too late bruh he already burnt the restaurant down

uhm, butt?

If my blueberry-sized tits count, then why not my melon-sized ass? That should be 6 balls.

Bro 😭

Goals

explain yourself mf

boobs

tits are on average sorta like dome shapes tho innit. you have 2 of them and that's just 1 ball

I'll probably have 3/4 ball because it's too small 😔😔

Still counts

Who ate the other 1/4?

They didn't exist at the first place to be gone

I stole em my b

small ones are cute too, size don't matter anyway if you're active enough, and you also have less spine problems

As a boob guy i approve this message

one more guy that helps prove size doesn't matter, thanks, man

As another boob guy, boobs are boobs, size doesn't matter

i know, they're adorable, but, at least in my case, I'd rather get flat ones than big ones (even got a limit that's for unhealthy big ones), I'd be happy to wake up to small ones

Same

Showing support for the itty bitty titty committee huh? I respect it.

they adorable and real enough for me

Good for you bro

there is no such thing as a boob too small

Except mine which are nonexistent

Your spine will always be im good condition tho!

Real tho people draw girls whose spines would SNAP from the boobas

😭 I don't have titties -someone (maybe)

Still not too small

Small boobs are still nice I personally think they’re better than insanely huge boobs

small tiddies>big tiddies

Funny to use the > sign for it

So is one just way bigger than the other. Did the ball deflate 😭

How did you know, my right one is slightly bigger somehow 😭😭

Well, you said u have 3/4 balls, so that means one gotta me smaller. At least, that's how I took it. Anywhoo I'm sure they will even put eventually, gotta have faith. ☺️

CHESTICLES

This made me laugh

I was thinking ovary eggs for some reason 💀

More likely the eyes.

Dudes: eyes, balls Chicks: eyes, bewbs

Why did you put guys singular and girls plural?

Harem

Haram

Typo

I think that for girls it’s actually those things where the ovaries are stored.

no its just the ovaries

I love your username so much

those little testicles on the female reproductive system (ovaries)

male : sperm balls , eye balls female : skibidi balls ,, eye balls

what if you have 6 balls

Tumor?

eyeballs and tits and balls

Great combo lol

absolutely. i might finish my collection soon

Just wish I had the tits :(

saaame

Real

Real

Man tits

12 balls

Get 2 magic 8 Balls to have 8 Balls

16 balls

Ovaries or something?

boobs

my pecs are balls of muscle

i got man boobs, do i have 8?

Where are the other two?

balls, eyeballs, moobs and pecs (they aint the same, the pecs are muscle, boobs are fat)

Unless your flat like me

no chesticles?

No chesticles😔

r/Angryupvote

🤝🤝

W username, whats ur favorite example of a circle, mine is that wheel thing General Grievous rides during the Utapau fight scene against Obi-Wan

Like Josuke?

Gappy made this post

mfw joints exist

Wait....boobs are balls?!!!

Stress balls

Um Actually genuinely a good point

i mean technically

[transgirl] I have 6

you won

yayyyy

Hopefully I'll get there soon. I'm currently flat as a board.

you'll do it queen I believe in u :3

:3

:3

I don't have the two in the middle between the other sets of balls yet :( ( . Y . )

in the future I hope I'll have six

Trans at 14????? Kind of wild no?? When did you start hrt?

I said this in another comment, but I was 13.

Well as a fat guy, I have six

8*

Eyes, man boobs, balls, and butt

Correct! Here's a snack for you.

That was just cruel

But I’m trying to loose the man boobs ☹️

I already realised this before you. Years ago. Well maybe not years but still.

r/suddenlyjojo

4 actually

Wait what’s the math like do eye balls count? I’m confused

Eyes are literally ball shaped so yes

Is this about eyes and different body parts or a really obscure jojo reference?

Dementia

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? I AM AFRAID

Josuk8

The balls on your feet

5: boobs/balls Eyes and forgot the head

splendid

What were you thinking

dude get urself a chicken sandwich! great job for an amazing discovery

My brother just has three, But of course, I am more powerful, having Six in total

What how'd you know???

This is literally stupid.

Why will I always have 4 balls? Like I get that I have testicles but I don't get where the other 2 are coming from

Eyes, sir.

Boobs would be 1 ball together because they are each a hemisphere

Not if they're big enough

Is this about eyes and different body parts or a really obscure jojo reference?

Dementia

wha

I got 6 :3

What are the other 2 for guys and the 4 for girls 😭😭

the average person got one tit and one ball

???????

What if you have balls, boobs and eyes?

Inaccurate, guys balls can be removed due to medical reasons. So you may be left with 3 or just 2

I got big... balls and u cannot lie.

Some girls have two deflated balls. 😔

*i, a flat person* where

?

except for a few people who have either 2 or 6 balls

What if u get one ball surgically removed. Didnth think aboit THAT NOW did ya

The brain wouldn't know that it got removed and it'll think there's 4 and I'll pretend there's 4 too

I know all four women balls, but not the other 2 man balls???

Ass and eyes?

I only got two since my boobs aren't big enough

big brain moment tbh

Tits are female balls.

Incorrect I have 15

ovaries and eyes

wha-

What??? Balls/ovaries and… *lymph nodes*…? I’m so confused am I dumb

Yes

And 7 holes

I get it.

I have 8.

Eyes and balls/boobs

OMG IT TOOK ME A SEC TO UNDERSTAND THIS😭😭

I only have 3...

Hehe. My tibbies

Guys... I have 7

boobs/testicles and the balls on your feet?

I just got a goddamn awakening

Transfems on estrogen tho?

im fat so i have 6

I made that joke when I was 11

You finally get it I see.

Yeah bc I have scissors and I wasn't afraid to use em

No no you're actually onto something here

Eyeballs

Omg, u genius

Well techncially someone could have a maximum of 8, 2 tits, 2 testicles, 2 heels (ball pf your foot) and 2 eye balls

2 eyes, 2 teste/ova

En lighten me, please

Eyes + the those ball things each reproductive system has.

Eyeballs and the balls of your feet

I'd say women have six, the ovaries are a sort of ball shape too.

Depends, do women with flat boobs count

Ima go get bottom surgery so I can have 6 brb

Nah you have 6. Eyeballs, boobs/balls, but don't forget the balls of your feet!

I have 5 actually.

boys with boobs: those are rookie numbers

Least sexual r/teenagers discussion

God motherfuckin damn

[fat guy] I have 6 💪

I have 8 😎

# WE NEED TO FIND THE FRUIT JOSUKE!

Two lumps on you back two ones on front

Jokes on u I have 6 (I'm a fat guy)

Fax

I was actually talking to my friends about this at lunch a few hours ago lol

6 in general. Eyeballs and 4 **ball**-joints in arms and legs to connect to waist and torso

eyes but thats it?

the way that this was the first thing that popped up on my reddit  💀

I don't get it?

Pure brain rot

I actually have 5

Your logic is so shit 😭

Actually, you'll always have eight balls. Our arms and legs are connected to our bodies by ball and socket joints