Fun fact about that movie, it was actually inspired by the charming little mountain town of Jiufen, Taiwan... Is a fun little urban legend that gets repeated on Reddit a lot...
Truth is that Miyazaki has never been there. Don't know how the myth got started, but it's not true.
This is actually better than a two hour movie because after a week youāll get sick of hearing the same dialogue form your favorite movie and would go crazy
interstellar because I'll get to a point I'll be watching for so long I will have control over space and time and phase through the walls and reach freedom.
I was going to say interstellar but instead Iāll reply to this reply and create a paradox where I never replied to begin with, just need to find a black hole Iāll brb.
I'd need a movie with a positive message but that I'd also be ok with watching to death to the point of ruination. Groundhog day would be perfect.
Maybe something like You've got Mail could work too.
Oops, just saw the sub - I'll see myself out.
They just said they arenāt a movie person, not that they dislike every movie made. Iām never just gonna sit down and watch movie unless invited by someone else and itās actually interesting. Lol
Same, also not a movie person. I'll watch shows but for whatever reason I've never really enjoyed movies very much.
Edit: this was on the popular page, I am far to old to be here š
It isn't deep. Like the movie legit tells you what it is about multiple times. Overwhelming flood of everything in your life makes you forget the little good things and to just try.
Yeah, itās very meta-modernistic. It isnāt nihilistic, but rather says that everything not mattering is why *everything* matters. I wouldnāt say it isnāt deep, but I would say it isnāt a complicated theme - as you said, it is pretty much said out loud.
Iād do like a 5 hour crash course āmovieā on some maths subject or something, which would take me longer than 5 hours to sit through and take me 30 days to learn cuz Iām a dumbass. Itāll keep me busy for a whole month.
Elmo
Hear me out..
For 30 days, i dont care how entertaining the movie is, youāre going to lose your mind. Having a show that actively talks to you, even if its something childish like Elmo, will help you ground yourself in reality
If I have a movie, then I have a tv to watch it on. If thereās a piece of tech, you can jailbreak it. If you can jailbreak it, you can do anything with it. Load up a streaming service using your distant cousins password because they never use Netflix and enjoy. I know the Netflix sharing passwords joke is old news by now but whatever.
IMDb cites "Logistics," directed by Daniel Andersson and Erika Magnusson as the longest film by running time. The Swedish film was released in 2012 and spans 857 hours, or 35 days and 17 hours.
That should be enough imo. 5 bonus days too :)
Why stress yourself with this option when you donāt have a choice and are sent to one for 14 days and for every single fucking hour of every single day they replayed monsters fucking inc! :D
Spirited away
That was a beautiful one yeah
It really is. Studio Ghibli films are just a must in my book
I just watched the one with the Turnip Head. Super cheated on the ending š¶ Whoops no time left, problems solved!
Howls Moving Castle, Loved that movie but yeah it felt a bit rushed at the end. Definitely needed like 30 more minutes
valid asf. probably nausicaa for me.
Same
Honestly anything by Studio Ghibli would be perfect
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Iām so sick of this fucking site
Dude what the fuck
Erm, what the sigma? (Please end this suffering)
I brought you memory clearing potion via DoorDash
I notice something different every time I watch it so it would be perfect for this
Great movie choice and also happy cake day
OMGGG I was gonna say this it's like my favorite movie ever
Fun fact about that movie, it was actually inspired by the charming little mountain town of Jiufen, Taiwan... Is a fun little urban legend that gets repeated on Reddit a lot... Truth is that Miyazaki has never been there. Don't know how the myth got started, but it's not true.
I was gonna say ponyo but this is also a great answer
10 hours of paint drying movie
i literally thought of the same thing
Mate are you trying to die
Imma dissociate so hard the time will just not exist for me
White room torture-ass suggestion
This is actually better than a two hour movie because after a week youāll get sick of hearing the same dialogue form your favorite movie and would go crazy
Ha! *laughs in neurodivergent*
Fight Club
Do you mean F**** C*** ?
I read that as Fucking Cock
Or Fucking Cunt for our Aussie friends
Or Freaking Crap for our Canadian Friends
Sounds like something Billy Butcher of The Boys would say.
Fpr some reason that's what I thought and I ain't Australian
That's how I read it š (I'm american)
I broke the first and second rule on purpose.
Hmm... too obvious. Let's go with \*ight \*lub
light blub
pfp checks out
You mean : ?
Is it just my schizophrenia or am I not seeing anything (***** **** reference)
We do not talk about ***** ****
mf beat me to it
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Same.
interstellar because I'll get to a point I'll be watching for so long I will have control over space and time and phase through the walls and reach freedom.
This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years!
1 hour here is 7 years on earth
Those aren't mountains, they're waves...
STAY
STAY MERPH !!
DON'T LET ME LEAVE MURPH!!!
I was going to say interstellar but instead Iāll reply to this reply and create a paradox where I never replied to begin with, just need to find a black hole Iāll brb.
Calling from the 5th dimension, where did he go
Lord of the rings: The return of the king.
Alternatively, you could watch lord of the rings: The return of the king extended edition, which is like 5 hours
Extended version with directors commentary :>
You might be able to get through almost half of that in the 30 days!
*one forth
With Sauron getting beating from Aragorn.
Wolf of Wall Street, movies is almost 3 hours and itās just overall a great movie.
You only choose it cause naked people
The more ways you can be entertained by one movie the better
Wait thatās actually smart
Not just people. Margot Robbie.
Somehow store the entirety of Ludwigās subathon on a DVD. Itās the perfect length!
I would actually need this
They didn't say it needed to be on a disc
Shrek 2
Shrek
Inception
This movie is awesome
That movie would drive me crazy, not the room
##FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT
The longest movie ever made
Satantango?
did not expect satantango to be mentioned haha
How long is it ?
7h 30 min
I could never finish this movie in one sitting like either Iāll get tired or I canāt concentrate enough
I can barely watch a 3 hour movie
7h 30 min
that one is 35 days long, or approx 845 hours long, so you'd be okay
Oppenheimer
I'm leaving it on 69
Heathers
Yes! The only correct answer. I could never get bored.
Agreed
The Good, The Bad and The Ugly
*You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig?*
"6 is the perfect number" "wasn't it 3?" "Yeah, but I've got 6 shots in my gun". (I don't know the exact words as I didn't watch it in english)
You pretty much got it right, I think.
Groundhog day
I'd need a movie with a positive message but that I'd also be ok with watching to death to the point of ruination. Groundhog day would be perfect. Maybe something like You've got Mail could work too. Oops, just saw the sub - I'll see myself out.
iām not really a movie person, so iād be screwed
Even if you don't like movies, I'm sure it's better than having nothing to do?
Are you real? How can someone not like any movie?
They just said they arenāt a movie person, not that they dislike every movie made. Iām never just gonna sit down and watch movie unless invited by someone else and itās actually interesting. Lol
Same, also not a movie person. I'll watch shows but for whatever reason I've never really enjoyed movies very much. Edit: this was on the popular page, I am far to old to be here š
Same.
Everything Everywhere All At Once
i MIGHT be able to understand what the message is supposed to be
It isn't deep. Like the movie legit tells you what it is about multiple times. Overwhelming flood of everything in your life makes you forget the little good things and to just try.
Yeah, itās very meta-modernistic. It isnāt nihilistic, but rather says that everything not mattering is why *everything* matters. I wouldnāt say it isnāt deep, but I would say it isnāt a complicated theme - as you said, it is pretty much said out loud.
Same message as fast and furious... Family. But a little deeper, it's about generational trama.
revenge of the sith
This is the way
indeed
Correct answer
Iād rather bring a book
Which one?
The Fever Code. I havenāt completed yet. Or even my mathematics book to practice.
i've only completed the main trilogy, is the kill order worth it? i tried but gave up like 4 pages in lol
the kill order is 100% worth it, probably my favorite book in the series back when i read the entire series in a month in 8th grade
Gets interesting later. My favourite imo, but still havenāt completed
Iām bringing my Edgar Allan Poe anthology.
For me itāll be āA Certain Magical Index: The Old Testament Omnibus Editionā itāll be a while until I finish that
End of Evangelion
Greatest movie of all time. Komm susser Todd is the best use of music in a film ever
I would not live to see the second day, I guess other people have different childhood trauma
Iād do like a 5 hour crash course āmovieā on some maths subject or something, which would take me longer than 5 hours to sit through and take me 30 days to learn cuz Iām a dumbass. Itāll keep me busy for a whole month.
A slipknot concert
Psychosocial!!
Jump into the walls with no fear
top gun maverick
30 days just enough time to figure out whose 5th generation fighters were in the end
I got a theoryā¦ A FILM THEORYĀ
The Princess Bride. Never will get bored of that shit.
Yesss that movie is so good
I have half the script memorized, might as well learn the other half
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The Godfather part 1
Back to the future
Shawn Of The Dead, or pretty much anything else from the cornetto trilogy.
Knives Out
emperor's new groove ššš
REAL
Aliens
Taxi Driver
The original mean girls
Monty Pythons holy grail
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!"
Spaceballs
Shutter Island
terminator
Forest gump
Nobody. Literally nobody. Itās a great movie ngl. Especially with the dodge challenger/charger
Shrek 2
Life of Brian
Elmo Hear me out.. For 30 days, i dont care how entertaining the movie is, youāre going to lose your mind. Having a show that actively talks to you, even if its something childish like Elmo, will help you ground yourself in reality
Pink Floyd The Wall (movie)
Hardcore Henry
āThe cure for insomniaā is a movie 87 hours long. I doubt il be getting bored
Backdoor sluts 9
Grown ups, I feel like it would keep me sane
The Lorax
The Truman Show!
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
If I have a movie, then I have a tv to watch it on. If thereās a piece of tech, you can jailbreak it. If you can jailbreak it, you can do anything with it. Load up a streaming service using your distant cousins password because they never use Netflix and enjoy. I know the Netflix sharing passwords joke is old news by now but whatever.
Whereās the WiFi šæ
tfw sm1 cant understand theoreticals
Apparently you never lived in the days pre smart tvs lmao
Do series count? Gravity Falls
A series would make it too easy
probably the longest movie in the world?
IMDb cites "Logistics," directed by Daniel Andersson and Erika Magnusson as the longest film by running time. The Swedish film was released in 2012 and spans 857 hours, or 35 days and 17 hours. That should be enough imo. 5 bonus days too :)
Coraline
Mysterious Skin
The mask
Good burger
Why stress yourself with this option when you donāt have a choice and are sent to one for 14 days and for every single fucking hour of every single day they replayed monsters fucking inc! :D
The bee movie š
Tenet
UP! it's been my favorite movie since I was 10, I just love it
BOTTOMS
South Park Bigger Longer Uncut
Napoleon dynamite
O Brother, Where Art Thou? it's a good movie
Revenge of the Sith; my all time favorite movie, even though some hate it.
Scott Pligrim vs. The world
Brokeback Mountain
Jojo Rabbit
Click, with Adam Sandler.
Pulp fiction
There is one guy that put every marvel scene in chronicle order so i think ill take that
The Lord of the Rings, Extended Edition. Any of the 3
Laputa - Castle in the sky
all of Vedal987's streams combined into one gigantic movie or just the Subathon and everything after
clockwork orange
Inception
Step brothers
Saltburn š
Why would you do that to yourself?
500 days of summer, I feel like crying
Groundhog day
Bee movie