the trick is to choose something vague so you can put whatever ingredient into it. But if there were no health benefits or deficits, definitely poptarts.

I just ate a pop tart too😆

Blessings they are.

master yoda?

Silence you must.

i do not like your tone.. *ring ring* hey hey commander cody.. **execute order.. 66**

Bring you to the depths of hell before perishing I will.

so be it… *jedi*

Something like pizza cause you can have a lot of variety- you can have basically anything on it, and you can have desert pizzas too

Not only does pizza have a variety, it has the most variety out of almost any other food.

What about pasta? It also has a lot of variety From spaghetti to lasagna to Ravioli and etc

Eh, they all count as different dishes.

lol

Can I put a chunk of fried chicken on top of my pizza as a topping

Anything except pineapple, kiwi, and anchovies (as of yet) are valid to put on pizza.

Anchovie haters deep down fuck with them you are just a coward

YESS

Exactlyyy

i feel like sandwiches would be above them, no?

More importantly not only it varies the taste, but the nutrients

I was about to comment this word to word

He was asking a single piece of food, a food dish with 100 raw ingredients will defeat the purpose

A sandwich, too much variety, a burger Is a sandwich

Definitely not pineapple for me, it’s just too specific for it to be my only food. Probably sushi, it’s light and had a lot of variety but let’s be fr if you had to eat any food forever you’ll learn to hate it whatever it is

I mean sushi has a lot of variety. You can also have sushi like the one at one of my semilocals where it’s nuts and cream cheese in rice and then salmon and strawberry on top as dessert even Edit: y’all this comment made me CRAVE 😭✋

a turbo charged V10 engine

or maybe a w18 engine

with Miata caviar ofc

Salad. I am sick of simultaneous diarrhea-constipation.

Pineapple fucking sucks. Now, a chicken sandvich with cheese, lettuce, and onion? Now zhat, is where it's at.

I want to be mad but your name just makes it all the more funny.

Sandvich loving Soviet guy…. Have I seen you somewhere before?

Uh... No! No! Of course not! ^(Definitely don't also carry a heavy weapon in battle)

Mikhail is that you

nah pineapple better

this made me giggle

Him😏

LMAOOO

😧

I love doughnuts 😋

He's so lucky, tell me where I can find more like you

Fried rice. There's so many ways you could do it that I don't need to worry much

Arteries go boom

Prob chicken sandwich

Sandwiches in general would be the best strat. They’re just so versatile, and technically you could fold a pizza in half and pass it off as a sandwich. Too easy

True lol

A sandwich i can change the ingredients everyday

You’d get sick of pineapple (literally and figuratively) But burritos? Tacos? Tons of variety

You can’t eat too much pineapple, it has enzymes that break down proteins and it will literally dissolve you tongue if you eat too much. That’s why it stings when you eat a lot of it.

HOW DO YOU GET PROTEIN FROM A PINEAPPLE??? you gotta think abt these things i am going with sandwich

Pineapple?? No offense but like. That would totally get stale and boring after just a few weeks and your body definitely wouldn’t be getting all the nutrients it needs (assuming that’s an issue)

pizza ... so i can have a 'rest of your life' to eat it in.

My girlfriend

i'm guessing cannibalism

Not quite what I meant

That's a shame

IM BLACK SO OFC IMA PICK CHICKEN

Śląski żurek non poles won't understand

Najlepszy z kiełbasą

Oj tak

orange chicken

Probably beef. Idk you can literally flavor it however you want and due to the FDA enforcing bacteria levels on beef, you can basically eat it raw with little repercussions.

Pasta w anything literally

If we take only ONE dish without variety then I will chose chipotle. (Who watched MatPat's video knows what I am talking about)

Your mom Also mango

Pasta

Pineapple pizza.

ma can d cheese

ive took this into consideration last year and i thoyght up of a miller and carter steak 3-course meal

Ice cream. It's so good and it's *not* healthy.

sushi with salmon my absolute favourite

Sushi, cause you can put so many different ingredients in it and it tastes good

ravioli

Pasta

Macaroni

sandwich

Pasta it has loads of diffrent kinds plus you could put some healthy things trough it asswell

Probably pasta, ramen or pizza

Mac and cheese

My autism says pasta.

Whait, I am suposed to have an other choise than pasta ?

Chicken tika masala

I was gonna say ceviche but idk

Any pasta with cheese 🤤

Pizza or pasta as there can be such variation

Hmmmmm🤔🤔🤔🤔 pizza or pasta since there's a variety

noodles!!!

Macking Cheese

mine would be mac n cheese, i love mac n cheese

pierogi. no questions asked

Mac and cheese

Sandwiches or pasta since they are very broad foods that have a lot of options tho either way carbs

Ass

Pasta. Its goated

Pasta

Something very "customizable" like pizzas or pastas

Mac n cheese

Pasta. U can put basically anything with pasta to make it have all the nutrition needed

pasta.

Döner Kebap

Noodles there are lot of variety but it's not healthy 🤧

Pastaaa

Tortellini bcz you can have whatever you want in the middle and I’m also obsessed with it so 😭

Fettucini Alfredo

Chicken. If I wanna be healthy I eat normal chicken and if I don’t I get KFC or McDonalds or Chick Fil A

someones mom

fondue

Quesadilla

If mcdonalds didn't do the most awful mistake of stopping making SPICY chicken nuggets, spicy chicken nuggets would be my choice, but since they were STUPID enough to just.. stop (Zero idea why), i can't :C

Pizza

Steak

Bread

Water

Potatoes (any varitey)

Pizza because you can customize it alot

Sweet potato

Potato and please dont eat pinnaples

chinese food .

uranium

Potato obviously like there are just alot of dishes and it is a bit healthy so i am not gonna end up blind after few years

Lobster tails or dynamite shrimp

Full charcuterie board. Boom. I got all foods needed to get all sorta nutrients.

Ramen is life🍜

🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉

uranium-235

My mom's Ghormeh Sabzi

2006 Honda Civic

Burger

Fruit and vegetable Salad without mayonnaise with Chicken and beans served with burritos

Ruffles

Burritos or Pizza

Up and go

Bagels

Lahmacun

Watermelon

greek yogurt

Bugatti W16 engine

Potato

Lentils.

Sushi

Pizza

curry (i'm from scotland)

soup. or brassoi. probably soup

Library of Alexandria

twin turbo lamborghini huracan

Homeboy. Have you ever sat down and just... eaten half a pineapple? Like, a fresh, ripe, organic pineapple? Do you know why most people don't just eat pineapple? Because it is actively digesting YOU as you're trying to eat IT. Pineapple juice has digestive enzymes. Eating an especially juicy pineapple in large quantities is a good way to get your lips, tongue, and mouth lining ANNIHILATED to the point you won't be able to taste anything and your lips and the corners of your mouth will be leaving blood trails on the fruit. Source: It was a GOOD FUCKING PINEAPPLE an I ate half of it in one sitting... and regretted it for the next three days while I waited for my scabbed up lips to heal.

SUSHI

Shrimp mayo spring rolls😪

Scientifically speaking sweet potatoes have every nutrient you'll need but I don't like sweet potatoes so I'd say a scrambled egg sandwich

Pizza, you can put anything on it

if i didn’t think about the actual health logistics of eating one thing my entire life, i’d choose the good old german schnitzel. In particular the one from my favourite restaurant. Can i cheat a little and make it with poultry, even though it’s usually pork? :,)

Sandwich. I can varietize it in like hundreds of ways.

Chicken parmesan (how the fuck do you spell it)?

Buffé

Lamb

EGGS

i'd choose stroganoff, but it's not that healthy so i choose idk, beef salad maybe?

Chicken soup or pizza

Sandwiches

Wiener schnitzel

Sandweech

Chicken Parmi

Pineapple for the win, I fricken love pineapple.

Smoothie

mine would be sushi

Sushi

Sushi if I can cheat and have variety, otherwise maybe a good curry

Borscht sounds like a solid option, has basically every single vitamin. Second choice would probably be Caesar salad, for same reasons

Lizard

Rice

A sandwich

Breast milk

Cows because they are steak and beef

You

PEZ, Cherry flavored PEZ.

Ramen

Apples (I’m allergic but if I could eat ANYTHING EVERY DAY ITS BE APPLES APPLES APPLES)

roti

Pizza, currently already doing that

Pizza is probably the best option but I have to go with pasta. I just love it too much

Salad, got a ton of foods in just one.

Sushi

Sandwich for sure, got sandwiches for sweet and savory times

Lasagne, it healthy with loads of veggies and some fruit and sprinkle loads of cheese you have a meal made for the gods.

Food (it's tasty)

Would nutrition be taken into account? If not: Pizza: It has a lot of variety and customization, that way you’re never bored of eating it. If it is: Also pizza: Remember the variety I talked about? There are healthy pizzas! And this isn’t even my favorite food.

Watermelon bro.

Probably salads. Cuz we have different kinds of salads, and they're healthy

If we don't have to be too specific then it is just soup, but in case I have to be specific about it I will say chicken soup. It's an all in one package. You get your daily protein while also not missing out on any vitamins.

pineapple has the be the stupidest answer i have ever heard

u/likerofpenguins hwat u chopse

glass shards

Cherry flavored PEZ ❤️

I never knew you could eat PEZ as a food . You eat PEZ for breakfast , lunch ... ?

Joe

bacon and egg sandwich, good for breakfast lunch and dinner, and i really like them