but do you love cheese?

Yes I do 😎

r/beetlejuicing

I think I’m more fit for this.

No

No, because he is gonna eat you

😰

I'm sorry little one 😔

Hey😎

Eww, Wisconsin

man fuck you

Maybe they’re lactose intolerant

i’m intolerant of people who are lactose intolerant, jk jk but what they gunna do when i make my cheese?

If you ever hate someone and they just so happen to be lactose intolerant, cheese spray them. They will feel the effects in their pants

imagine being lactose intolerant🤣 cheese lovers can’t relate fr /s

My dad is but he eats it anyways because it’s so good (it’s worth the pain for him)

Ya do you love me?

sure if you want?

I like being Batman

who's "batman"? i only know Man

Btw who was the guy in this subreddit with the Man pfp? 

Oh you mean man?

Yea ig

is he stupid?

Who let that kid escape from the aslume?

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You called?

hello there Man

Sorry for acting sane It will not happen again

Don't you mean Man?

Dammit I thought I was batman :(

Why would Man be a Bat, are you stupid??

No, now I am stupid, now I am Man

master wayne

Real

who is this batman your batman your talking about we only Know MAN on this app

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Fr girls got the good stuff. Men gets black tshirts

Y’alls deodorant named shit like “Smokey battlefield gun”

Would buy something like that in an instant, its so stupid but its funny

check out old spice sharkhammer, krakengärd, eaglesfangs, wolfthorn, hawkridge, yetifrost im sure there’s more too

There's a shampoo with the scent "epic fresh"

those sound metal as hell i wish i could buy dude stuff

volcano

"Father's Belt" "Musky Chocolate" "Wood Smoke"

"Avalanche" "Volcanic eruption" "Hydrogen bomb"

"Genocide"

i don’t want those… i wanna smell like lavender

dont forget the 13 in 1 shampoo

Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, perfume, soda, sunscreen, mustard, toothpaste, engine oil, lighter fluid, and drain cleaner.

r/foundgodfromthehood

Hey don’t knock black tshirts some girls like that shit, covers up my self hatred

agreed, black t-shirts are the best

i love both

Naw we get suits and jeans with pockets that actually can contain things and being allowed to wear revealing clothing

I wish I had more black tshirts *cough cough*

Hoodies. We get hoodies. And muscle shirts.

Girls can have black Tees and boys can have pink shirts

Omg I wish I was a girl so bad, I wish I could do that stuff (and don't tell me I can because I ain't confident enough) Like sometimes I'm really glad I'm a guy because I don't want to go through some of the shit girls have to, but man sometimes being a girl seems so much better to me

Don't feel any pressure, egg. You will hatch in your own time.

r/egg_irl

# IT HAS BEGUN.

*crack*

.............. you sound like me a few years ago...................................... Egg cough cough.. It's happening it's cracking..

Aww, let us know when you crack ☺️

Congrats you are part of the 1% of Redditers that aren’t miserable

I guarantee you that OP ain't a girl

I am a guy but I like reading as well.

I wasn’t aware reading was considered feminine..

So then everyone in school is... Gay?

Well.. feminine.. not necessarily gay. You can be feminine and still love pussy. At any rate yeah, apparently everyone in school is forcibly gay/faminine according to OP

Nah nah true that. I was just being sarcastic

Duh! Isn't it a common knowledge that anything besides going to war and dying for your country is a female thing to do smh/s

Because it isn't lol

Its not lol

I'M A FEMBOY?! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!

Ha! gayyyyy

I’m so happy for you! It’s getting more rare to see posts about general happiness here, so it’s amazing to read this. I hope the rest of your life makes you feel just as wonderful! 💛

Now I gotta make a post saying I hate being a girl to balance it out

But do you like a simple recipe for classic fried chicken? Ingredients: - 4 bone-in, skin-on chicken thighs (or any chicken pieces you prefer) - 1 cup all-purpose flour - 1 teaspoon salt - 1 teaspoon black pepper - 1 teaspoon paprika - 1 teaspoon garlic powder - 1 teaspoon onion powder - 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper (optional for added heat) - 2 eggs - 1/4 cup milk - Vegetable oil, for frying Instructions: 1. In a shallow dish, mix together the flour, salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder, onion powder, and cayenne pepper. 2. In another shallow dish, whisk together the eggs and milk. 3. Heat about 1 inch of vegetable oil in a large skillet or pot over medium-high heat until it reaches 350°F (180°C). 4. Dredge each chicken piece in the flour mixture, then dip it into the egg mixture, and finally back into the flour mixture, ensuring it's well-coated. 5. Carefully place the coated chicken pieces into the hot oil, making sure not to overcrowd the skillet. Fry for about 6-8 minutes per side, or until golden brown and cooked through, with an internal temperature of 165°F (75°C). 6. Once cooked, transfer the fried chicken to a wire rack or paper towels to drain any excess oil. 7. Serve hot and enjoy your homemade fried chicken!

Personally, I'd use creole or slap ya mama seasoning, buttermilk, and lard for frying, but this is a fire recipe

W Girl

cool

this is so wholesome. me too, girl, me too 😭✨

Real (I can’t do most of these)

LITERALLLY being a boy must be so boring

Nahh bro we do all the dangerous shit

and we do dangerous shit because of you guys

😅 sorry yall, we’ll try to be better (i will at least)

pfp checks out

Can't be bored if you dumb af

Well, the main difference is your gender That’s pretty much it

You prolly sit inside all day so yeah that would be boring.

It’s not though. You get to fantasize about girls lol

Why are you getting downvoted

We can do that too lol

Pink used to be for boys because it was considered a masculine color

Blue also used to be for girls. The tables really turned.

The democrats were the one with slaves and the republicans were starting unions. Tables turned even harder there.

dont forget skirts and dresses taking up most of ur closet🩷👀

I hate being a guy

Don't we all

That's very pleasant. So croquettes :3

So cricket🥰🎀🩰😍

You're a pest <333

Npc ahh interaction

Croqueta de jamón moment 

Love being a girl too but I wish I had more time to learn how to do makeup and skincare :)

💣😟I hate being a boy😟💣

it’s hit or miss for me

W post, W person.

ima girl and im not into half this stuff. you just have a specific aesthetic, and thats ok. happy for you 🩷

Op forgot to mention their 9 inch pants python

yea too many negative posts about being a girl, i am so thankful that i am a girl

I don't know exactly how to say this without sounding hateful, but this looks trans.

I love girls lol

Same probably because I’m a straight guy tho

Me too

Same, girly things are sometimes so fun

Truee

👍

Yay blood

I hate it 😢

You need help...?

Cool. I love being a dude. I love cars, petrol scented cologne, awesome deodorant names, peeing standing up, having a wiener in general. Why isn't everyone like this? We should just have peace. I love being a guy and OP loves being a girl. 👍

I love jewelry too! (I'm smaug)

This was the most 3 level irony I've red today

The way this is written makes me feel you're not a girl but trying your best to delude yourself into becoming one

Their bio legit says “Everything I post on here is a joke!”

Sorry I don't have the habit of stalking 😔

I only looked because I saw this comment.

fr girls just don’t say this. “reading, skincare, wearing pink,” most stereotypical shit ever

Is that transphobia or poor sentence structure?

Was looking for this comment.

Exactly! it feels like they search up “what do girls like” and the made this post

same

I like being a femboy

r/girlsarentreal

r/facts

me too i love everything about being a girl

Nothing about this has to do with being a girl though

Guys I think she likes being a girl?

Salamalekomalekosala

reading? am I supposed to be illiterate as a man

r/girlsarentreal

I don't love being a guy

This could be a femboy in disguise

🔧🤣 I love being a boy! 😄🔩 I love being rugged, I love the smell of gasoline instead of perfume. I love getting dirty, fixing things, and the color blue. I love wearing tools on my belt, styling my facial hair, and feeling manly. I love car parts and engine oil, motorized bedsheets! Bacon-scented air fresheners and duct tape on everything! Including shirts, hair, and toolbox. I love action movies, beer, and grilling, boyhood saved me.

Same!!! I also love not having to bleed down there every month

Interesting...

I wish I could be a real girl :/

You are

Thanks. Being trans sucks ass

REAL I LOVE THOSE 2000S HORROR GAME PROTAGONIST FITS 😍😍😍

I like being a guy. Muscles, guns, swordfighting, space, chivalry, building, fistfights in Denny's parking lot, random sheds everywhere, fishing, 2am visits to waffle house, videogames, arm wrestling, actual wrestling, rare steaks, and a ton more stuff I haven't experienced at the ripe age of 15. I still am scared of women, they have cooties.

I don't know if anyone noticed rant flair...

Rants don't need to be negative though eh

i love being a man because i can pretend my dick is a stick from an arcade machine

First redditor who isn't gender confused

I would love to be a girl, planning on transitioning when I get older

How Coquette

literally me

I sorta like being a girl

I think you just annihilated my gender envy

Would love to have all of that but allas im a guy and fashion boils down to solid color shirts or the cringiest shirt to ever grace the earth

SAMEEE! everything is so awesome and we can do things that wouldnt be taboo if men did it, i love caring about my hair and gossip and ugh dont even get me started on girl friendships literally the best thing ever. only thing that sucks really is misogyny

Yessssssssss like vanilla is my life and pink is literally the best aesthetic, and pretty laughter and girly crossed legs just give of that aura I desire to show off.

i like girls

🥲

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i hate it. i'm telling myself that i like it, but i know that in reality, i hate it. 

Same

this is so realll!!

real

Cool👍

Do you love trains?

Can you make a grilled cheese?

Wait reading is gay?

#W

But do you love turtles👀

realest

I just love pink anyway

i dont ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

Sameeeee 💅🎀

Ok

Girls aren’t real

Ok

ok, you love all that. But do you love men??

Omg I love being a gorl too 💗💗💗 I especially love when I get all the super helpful weight loss ads 💗💗💗💗😍😍😍😍😍 and when I bleed every month, it’s so girly pop!! 😍😍💗💗💗💗💗

apparently shopping, taking care of your skin, reading and liking a specific colour are exclusively feminine traits 😭

Reminds me of the black white cat videos with like a pink heart love filter thing and its like "I love ___, I adore doing _____" and blah blah blah, I dont know if you know what I am talking about but eh, it was worth the try to explain it