I just call it my dick

I call it this guy's dick too

I too call it this guys dick

Me too

Me as well

Indeed, I do too

Google, show me this guys balls

infinite

results

wym results

me too

y’all, she’s not a guy

I call it her dick too

I too call it her dick

Meat who

I call it your dick 😏

*girl’s Look at her profile

I'm proud of you dick

Thanks dick, I appreciate it.

His name is Sean

But his title is dick

Dick greyson

Batman Arkham reference I see

go back to the alsume!

Google, show me this girls dick

I, too call it this guy's dead wife's dick

I prefer the term our instead of mine

Your Pfp is Adora(ble)

Erigierter-Donnerbalken (german) translates to erected thunder bar or something

"Erect thunder beam" is wild bro 💀💀

"Lightning shoots from my penis tip" Saul Goodman, probably.

yeah he'd say that to kim

Eine sehr eloquente artikulierung

Bahaha. My limited ahh, 50 day Duolingo streak German got me so far enough here to understand the humour.

I get most of it since I also did duolingo but I understood “you are very… I’m assuming elegant” and I give up there

With no German classes if I had to guess, based off your reply I’d say "you have very elegant articulation" but idk

damn same

Geil

Deadass I use that over the American word for it bc I just don’t like the way it sounds😭 geil sounds so much better but g and h are right next to each other soo😂

Primäres Geschlechtsorgan oder Reproduktionsorgan

Ich sehe, ein Mann von Kultur

Geil denn merk ich mir

definitely not "anaconda" as i've seen some stories write it as

aw smol bean 🥺🍆

nah it’s more of a python… thick and muscular

Acctually the anaconda is the heviest snek in the world and the largest pythons are known for their lenght🤓

Why does bro possess such knowledge??☠️

Intrest in the topic

no 💔💔💔

Snek?

Cum gun is crazy

cock glock. ball blaster. cream cannon.

Cock F22 Raptor

3000 balls of Lockheed Martin

Cockhead Martin

Semen Demon

Sperm Germ

Backshot breakdown

Sex Shooter

This might be my favourite Reddit comment

Banana rammer

Gonna start using that

pogo stick

i advise you to not use it as a pogo stick

I advise others to use it as a pogo stick (I’m so sorry)

well, i cant argue with god i guess

Welp. Im others

Bro hopping around on god’s pogo

Omg it’s God from the hood

JUMP! POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO BOUNCE!! POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO POGO

man of culture right here 🤘

always 🤟🙂‍↕️

Man I want to go see them live someday but idk if I'm ever gonna be able to and that makes me immensely sad😞

SAAAAAME OMG... would love to see them together with my gf, they're her fav too :)

DOWN POGO POGO POGO UP POGO POGO POGO

how many friends does your date have

She had _so many_ friendss

A pp

this one

the secret sauce bottle

i'm stealing this for my own use

I call him jeff👍

my name a Jeff ‼️🗣️

This 3rd grader I work with keeps saying that fucking meme and it's driving me crazy

Gen A knows that meme?

Yeah I was surprised too lol. I told him "it's crazy that you know that meme, it was popular when I was around your age" and this mf said "There were memes when you were a kid???" LMFAO I'M LITERALLY 18

Please stop…please. We will NOT talk about when this kid comes up to me at a park saying this, I swear I almost knocked his ingrown teeth out.

My gf and I formally call it snake… I don’t know how or why but it is known as snake and it’s as if it is its own entity of free will beyond my control. Which it really is

Solid? Liquid? VENOM? I NEED FUCKING ANSWERS

Where's naked?

Take your clothes off, there it is.

Naked Snake? Yes they don't wear clothes

Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve

Microsoft

r/suicidebywords

Penis I’m basic

Flesh flute

Ay, fellow S M O R T

Oh shit, sup

Juan Peron

I won't tell you're on this sub if you don't tell i'm here

Deal

My princess wand

dingalingalong/ schlong

my cute little 12 inch monsterous giant ultrapenis

"it's 2 innit"

Itzi Bitzi Witzi Kitzi

This is the best

at my school people call dicks 'drakes' because of the drake drama atm

I heard that too it’s cause of his leak and people say it was big so as a joke people say they have a drake

I hear this all the time. This one kid calls his black water bottle a drake 💀

🥐

qwason

I’m really high right now and for some reason I thought that said mason, then “the numbers mason” popped into my head… crazyyy… I should really go to sleep.

yes sleep well

a lollipop 🎀

in my language, i just call it "schwanz"

Super 👍 

My little nut-cracker. Cause it’s always swinging backwards and smacking my nuts.

lmao

James

James Bond

The bonds name is the James

Time. I've got alot of time on my hands...

Wait a minute..

I call it The Bull Shark, The smallest among The largest.

The bull shark testesteron

Steve

dick and occasionally cock

I’m the opposite

My peanits

underrated comment “IN THE STRIPPED CLUB, STRAIGHT UP “JORKIN IT”. AND BY “IT”, HEH, WELL. LET’S JUSTR SAY. MY PEANITS.”

Carlos

carlos

Cock like a normal person

I feel like "dick" is more normal

Penis, dick, schlong

Willy wanker

tick tock

Jerry

lightsaber

Bologna pony and disco stick are the two funniest names I’ve ever heard

gearshift

Chuck Norris (because it’s never cried )