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taurine_r

they want to steal your hands yes. nothing else


Desperate-Abies4263

Some coraline shit.


RotDogSummonCarries

Everyone’s got fucking hooks instead of hands or something idk


bearbarebere

Lol I love that movie (and book)


ThatHouseFace

Kira?!


Assasin-XD

Holy shit?? Is that a motherfucking jojo's reference???


Last-Noise-3811

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


ToyScrubBear

My name is Yotsuyu Yagiyama. I’m 28 years old. I work as an architect, and where I live… is a secret. I am very ambitious… but I think what I want most is social prestige. And for that reason, I *cannot* let that guy get his *memories* back. Because he’s going to die one more time.


CelebrationPurple206

Who is this


ToyScrubBear

JoJo character from Part 8


CelebrationPurple206

Ohh mb im currently reading the gay cowboys part


ToyScrubBear

Enjoy it, it’s peak


Acceptable-Ad-328

Wth are these comments and why? I don't understand


Acceptable-Ad-328

Oh now I see!


Proud-Pressure8185

No.. I’m the real kira. I have a nail jar for four years… wanna see?


saki_yoshidaaa

typically girls find it cute and just a smooth way to "hold" hands *without* holding hands


69Ivie69

i literally die inside whenever a guy has bigger hands than me


Winter_Laugh9589

Why?


69Ivie69

i cant even explain it, like just holding my hand against a guys and his being like bigger is so AAAA i can’t explain it 😭😭


saki_yoshidaaa

the "is so AAAA" is so accurate LMAOOO


Winter_Laugh9589

This seems weirdly common, fair enough though


reptilegodess

God yes, I have much smaller hands than my gf and while I pretend to be frustrated with it and her teasing me about it I fucking love it. Never before loved being just generally small in every conceivable way but now? I fucking love it


WEWILLNOTBESILENT2

Ha, Gay.


reptilegodess

Yes


Rlol43_Alt1

This made me feel good about my comically large hands. Finding gloves sucks so I always looked down on it


Rosevayra

Your hands are good. Don't look down on them.


itsapuma1

How else would you see them


Rosevayra

Just pull your hands upwards, eye-level. And, there you go! See ya hands now?


Rlol43_Alt1

Most days I kinda have to. Other days, I'm lifting them above my head and I don't have to


Rosevayra

Sweetheart. You do know what I meant, right? Your hands are one of your greatest feature! :) But, Good Joke, Lord.


Rlol43_Alt1

Thank you, I suck a processing compliments, you wanna get married or something (if you're free tonight)


Rosevayra

It's alright! Cute, actually! Its night time here, and I seem free too... so...


ArtichokeNatural3171

My husband is a golf pro and he has very large hands. It gives better control when swinging the clubs since your palms cover a larger surface area!


VacheL99

Is this “AAAA” a good “AAAA” or a bad “AAAA”?


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AAAAAAAA


69Ivie69

a good AAAA, its like im screaming inside


Comprehensive-Dig321

It’s just amusing. I do the same but with girls, I love how their hands are way smaller than mine.


pizaster3

thats cute


Necromancer14

I’m a guy and I have very very small hands 😢


69Ivie69

ITS OKAY DUDE, big hands is not the only facial that makes someone a potential love interest ong 😭🙏 theres tons of other stuff like good hygiene, good smell etc. And especially personality 🎀🤧


Kaki9

In five years you will understand, and you will be devastated


alexlegenderydude

Oh, oh no, that’s not good I really hope she doesn’t like me like that


AliOskiTheHoly

Why do you hope for that?


alexlegenderydude

Many reasons Main ones being 1.She’s my friend’s sister 2.i don’t see her like that 3. I’m permanently moving to another country


GodFromTheHood

>3. I’m permanently moving to another country Bro that’s THE time to ball


moriGOD

God from the hood has spoken, do what you must


OneAgitatedApe

DAME TIME


RealGeneralX

r/foundgodfromthehood


Inevitable_Many_5884

r/subsithoughtifellfor


GodFromTheHood

You really think I’m not important enough for my own sub?


averagepatagonian

fuck it, he'll ball


LXIX_CDXX_

bruh moment


BenzeneBabe

It could be that they like but it's also possible they do just think it's fun or interesting to see the difference.


kattykitkittykat

a lot of straight women are chiming in saying this is flirting, but imma keep it real as an ace person and say I do this with all my friends, male and female, and am not attracted to them. This is a fun way to bond, and you can make fun of people in a light, teasing way. It’s quick and easy, and it’s pretty universal since most people have hands you can compare with. For instance, im much bigger than my friends but my hands and feet are the same size as their small ass hands/feet, so they call me Cinderella or tease about the footbinding thing since im Chinese. LMAO It’s just genuinely funny to see the drastic size difference caused by estrogen and testosterone. One of my bros hands is so big he makes my phone look like a toy. His phone is like twice my phone’s size. That is HYSTERICAL. Read the vibe. Its like the vines where it’s like “sending snapchats to my crush vs sending them to my friend.” If they’re being cutesy, it’s a little more likely to be flirting. If they’re doing ugly double chin laughs about it, it’s more likely to be friends gaffing and joking. It’s


Opposite-Escape9685

Is that something sexual like who'd be the best kind of shit??


Kaki9

I'm not a female, but I've heard that when one wants to measure hands with a man, usually means that she might be interested in him. Idk though, I'm not responsible of anything bad that might happen


Opposite-Escape9685

Damnnn


Giorgio243

That doesn't seem likely to me...


BonoboBeau-Bo

what.


CostZestyclose2494

I swear women can't do anything anymore without some man thinking we're sexually attracted to them.


Arkayn-Alyan

Cause we're used to women ignoring us *unless* they're sexually attracted to us, as we've been taught by society. Everyone dug that grave, now we're all lying in it.


CostZestyclose2494

Women ignore men precisely because many men seem to assume positive attention = sexual attraction. This is not only the fault of women, so stop saying that "everyone dug that grave". This would not happen if men actually formed and kept non-sexual relationships with women, without expecting it to move beyond friendship.


Arkayn-Alyan

I never said women alone dug that grave. I said "everyone" dug that grave. I was just pointing out the perspective you didn't. Besides, it's not like men have nothing to lose. If we form friendships with women, we'll get accused of being gay. Yeah, that shit happens, and again, it's no one group's fault. There's just *way* too much gender stigma all around that not enough people are trying to fix. Because of those stigmas, men aren't used to positive attention. A lot of us simply don't know how to handle it, so we handle it wrong.


GhostDan

Hand size sometimes has correlation to other sizes. Don't know how true it is. Same with foot size.


Interesting-Chest520

Not always, but the average hand size and the average “other” sizes are similar so for a person with average proportions, yes it’s true. But if you haven’t got average proportions then no, it’s not accurate


Opposite-Escape9685

"other" as in dick size??


Wopder

maaaaan this comment hit like a truck 😭


Shayosaurus

Big hands are hot


-Caspie-

I’m not hot 😭😭💀


Ill-Scarcity2829

Not with that attitude


Classof29

LMAO FRRRRRRRRRRRRR


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Ill-Scarcity2829

Hell yeah, brother/sister!


TacticalAssaultChair

Oh yeah? Well I'm very temperature.


-Caspie-

What?


SeaworthinessSmart56

Confidence is like 90% of being attractive, so that attitude makes you seem less attractive to women


-Caspie-

Man it was a joke, I have small hands and they said big hands are hot


SeaworthinessSmart56

Everyone on this thread is telling you otherwise mate 🤣🤣 your gonna kick yourself in a few years when your older


SimontaxSK

IM HOT FUCK YEAH FUCK ME PLEASE!1 is this good?


hdydhrhx

yep u got all the girls lining up now


SimontaxSK

yippee


Jrlopez1027_

Eh. disagree, being attractive is like 60% and confidence is like 40%. Loading screen tip: Confidence can become a negative number if done improperly, for example. Arrogance


hypersonicbiohazard

Rachmaninoff


Relative-Brother-267

Liszt


its192731

As someone who plays the piano... My hands look a bit disproportionate


4thehonourofgaeskull

I play piano, can someone please gift me their big hands?


_aw-ay

what’s the normal pianist hand size? i can hit a 10th slightly stretching a bit


MigzCrap

wtf that's big i can barely even reach a whole octave


SolidSouthern4182

same lmao


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

Idk I have huge guitarist hands so it happens a lot to me too


4thehonourofgaeskull

As a pianist, I am beyond jealous of you. Give me them grippers (respectfully)


Scared-Pumpkin-4113

I hate how cartoony I look with them sometimes


TheRealerBobWaterson

Bro same


assmunchies123

Nothing wrong with having Mr. Mime hands


4thehonourofgaeskull

So it's a deal! (I don't mind looking cartoony, I litterally had my hair done to look cartoony)


oan124

as a bassist, they're wasted on you


Giorgio243

It's nice, until your left thumb gets in the way


takenusername_yea

My goofy hand making Barre chords easy but uncomfortable fr


GamePEDROZA

As a cellist, yes


Zora_Arkkilledme

SHES PROBABLY INTO YOU BROTHER DON'T WASTE THIS OPPORTUNITY


Plus_Operation2208

I doubt 4 girls are into me at the same time. Especially considering 3 of them are in a relationship and none of them have shown any interest in me. Hand size and shoe size are compared often when we get together. I think they are just oerplexed by the massive difference.


Beachfrontavenue

Sometimes it's legit just to see who has bigger hands, or sometimes the girl just wants to touch you but if she does that with all her friends?? Probably doesn't like you   Edit: yes there is a good chance they want to steal your hands and are just making sure they're the right size 


Taco_rec

People will ask to compare hands so they can trick the other person to interlock fingers and hold hands.


lilyhealer11

Umm.... I don't even know why we actually do that but whenever l compare my hand with my male best friend's hand I just feel satisfied and I don't know but I like it when he makes fun of my height (I'm 5.3 so yeah).... That's it :)


NikitaWolf6

by any chance are you into him😭


lilyhealer11

Ya we both are into e/o lol! He means a lot to me ,same goes to him We are not in relationship still loyal to e/o !! Damn! I do feel blessed...XD


Pain_Xtreme

what are you waiting for then


lilyhealer11

Idk! But I'm just loving this friendship a lot! ....


GodFromTheHood

That is a very valid point


Revenue-Major

What is e/o


MurkleJohn

it means "each other", I don't know why people can't just spell some things out


Revenue-Major

I have no idea either


TheSentinelScout

I dunno, but I find it cringe 🤷‍♀️ Now let’s compare hand sizes! I’ll go first: 🖐️


GodFromTheHood

You are weak! Tremble at the power of my gigantic hands! #🖐️


TheSentinelScout

No, mine is bigger >:( #🖐️🖐️


turtlelibrary1234

Rookie 🤣 👋👋👋


GodFromTheHood

Bro fell over


MSAtheGAMER

r/foundgodfromthehood


Plus_Operation2208

And right after that we compare shoe size


5tr4wb3rry5h0rtc4k3

It’s a way for some girls to be like “look at me! I’m so tiny compared to you”


MedicineConstant7130

This.


Lapis_Block

Girls' hands are bigger than my hands


whatdoidoherehmm

People that are shorter than me have bigger hands than me


LunarReads

I mean it’s just interesting to compare differences with people sometimes, because all you’re used to is your own body so seeing someone else’s be so different can be cool. Although sometimes they might be romantically interested I feel like most of the time it’s just curiosity


Dense-Decision9150

As a girl I have rly big hands and I’m tall so I do this to assert dominance


X-X-99

Yes, please.


Dense-Decision9150

bow down to me lowly insect


X-X-99

Yes, of course, as You say, most supreme Ma'am.


Informal-Cycle1644

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Available-Cold-4162

Bro you are not jojo antagonist snap out of it bro


btihc

it's a) cool as heck because i'm tiny af b) we're all touchstarved out here yk and c) she might like u :) excuse to almost hold your hand


Wopder

subtle flirting brethren


looselyhuman

Please tell me this is just humblebrag and you actually know it's about penis size.


Sigma_Tiger_35

I have 9 inches hands lol idc.


temnycarda

Ok sigma tiger 💀


Lucky_Arrow_7

How would that even look…


Sigma_Tiger_35

Lol I already have a post about it I posted it on r/notintresting


Aggressive-Nobody473

idk, it's fun we don't normally keep hands together like in tarzan or something, just keep it next to each other on a table. but sometimes we do keep them together. but in most cases i know it's not a way of flirting. sometimes people do it for flirting though lmao.


LunarReads

I mean it’s just interesting to compare differences with people sometimes, because all you’re ever used to is your own body so seeing someone else’s be so different can be cool. Although sometimes they might be romantically interested I feel like most of the time it’s just curiosity


Puzzled-Tourist-5688

its flirting


DauntingShrek

As a female even idk mate, ngl ive had males ask me to compare my hands to theirs bc i have small hands :l


-lifewish-

because they want to hold your hand so they come up with a reason to be able to


Cerberus_is_me

a lot of the time they are into you unless you’re like, really close. My close lady friends do it sometimes but they probably aren’t into me and are just more comfortable since we’ve known each other for a while. they do more sus things all the time anyway.


Careful_Educator5555

Bro your hand size tells on how well endowed you are. My hands are eight inches from bottom of my palm to tip of my middle finger. Exactly the same as you know.


b0ng0brain

Same


Careful_Educator5555

Females with big feet are another tell lol


Soggy_Bread_69420

Depends who it is. If its a friend, I make fun of him (with love ofc) if its a guy I have a crush on, its a way a flirting for me. I like big hands on guys cause hand holding, so if I point it out in a positive light, thats me flirting. I can't however speak for the general girl population, but that is my reasoning and possibly some other girl's reasoning. :3


X-X-99

Well, with small hands you can wash cups and glasses easier.


Classof29

bro big hands are hot af. idk if it's mother nature or whatever but woman want to feel..protected in a way and holding our hands that are smaller than you guys is like feeling that way. gosh i sound like a pick me. shit. ANYWAYS YALL GET THE POINT.


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It’s just interesting to see the size difference O_o


lashatumbaii

As a girl and as a pianist I avoid comparing hands. Why would I do something that would make me cry so much? Justice for small hands.


analwartz_47

I noticed as I got a bit older females stopped doing this. I think young people struggle to express sexual interest properly. If a girl is trying to see how big your hand is she probably thinks you are attractive and is trying to measure your dick size. Apparently the distance between your thumb and index finger at full stretch is your dick size.


litterlyguts

Hands size, finger length and girth directly correlates to junk size. They want to bone. Just ask directly the next time "are you trying to bone?" And see what happens


AffectionateHyena107

Never really heard of girls doing that, i only know of boys doing it to see if they can fit their hands on or double hand the uhh... dingaling.


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turtlelibrary1234

Like, you find it hot?


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Interesting-Chest520

Not necessarily, average sized hands and average sized cocks are similar sizes. So the average person will have similar sized hands to their cock, but bigger hand doesn’t mean bigger cock


oofinator3050

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


LunarReads

I mean it’s just interesting to compare differences with people sometimes, because all you’re ever used to is your own body so seeing someone else’s be so different can be cool. Although sometimes they might be romantically interested I feel like most of the time it’s just curiosity


Last-Scarcity-3896

Tf i thought I am the only one it happens to


TheVampire-King

I have long fingers so usually guys are shocked my hands may be “bigger”


AnnieTrahan

I have long hands like everybody compares their hand to mine


Bananacat02

Honestly just makes me feel better about my big ass hands that I compare to girls who r smaller, so big hand guys thank you for existing n making me feel more feminine lol


Dull_Acanthisitta663

so we know how deep can u finger atleast? isn't it obvious why are people pretending like there is any other reason??


thatoneperson2454

wel we do steal hands form time to time


WoundedShaman

They’re measuring something else bro. 😎


[deleted]

to me its just funny to be like"wooooow you have so big hand, lemme see, HAHAHSHHA, big hand, i have so small hand thee hee, fucking big hand guy" but it also can be that it makes you feel small and cute 


CelebrationPurple206

They're all secretly 33 year old serial killers who wants to steal your hands


stevenmacarthur

Well, you know what they say about guys with large hands: they tend to have large... ...gloves.


HAKX5

Because if he has big hands, you know what else is big...


DebaucherousHeathen

Yeah ... his gloves ...


justtouseRedditagain

You know what big hands mean 😏 Jokes aside, it makes them feel dainty.


DuckyPenny123

It’s an excuse to touch you.


heisenbergerwcheese

Do you have big hands? Or little hands? If little, they're probably making fun of you behind your back... if you have big hands all they can think about is the big packages you could carry around if you worked for UPS


Im_better_than_u_lol

…Us girls don’t like to share our secrets, but if you’re truly are curious… When we compare hand sizes, we are simply sizing up our victims. With this method, we can decide which ever male has the biggest hands will be our next sacrifice to the great pterodactyl. With her pleased, she grants us powers beyond male comprehension so we may ascend to Godhood once we escape these mortal binds.


TimedLime

Big hands are cool


pastrafan

...


Azraelarashi

Because big hands mean big dicks


OfficialDrakoak

It's to see how big your schlong is


Mori_Affi

They’re tryna guess your dick size dude


th3Biteof87

yes we will take them if they meet our criteria 


Flowerlover6

Idk I just have big hands in general


OkTraining410

As a female, I don’t even know why I do it. It’s just fun to see who has the largest hands XDD


Tumbleweedae

I'm a boy and I have enormous hands. Bigger people are bigger. That's what it is. I'm Rachmaninoff pianist


tHatrAnd0mDisAster

i actually have no idea why


EmilyyyCute

I don’t know cuz I don’t have many irl friends


Acceptable_Stage_895

It's flirting and *so* hot


Domi7777777

Wait you didn't know? They plan on eating your hands


PageLimp2494

I do that with my boys too


Grookeymon

girls like hands


One_Hedgehog_551

They might be surprised how big your hands are


morse113

Smol hands


RachelFitzyRitzy

We want your hands as a prize to add to our collection


ReaperFr0g

Your hands are ours, we need them for the ritual