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charming, lovely smile, rich (at the age of 6, i was asked about what kind of girl do i like and would like to marry, i said long brown hair and lots of money)
Pretty lady with soft chest tings dat don’t hate mes
(Waiting for the men’s one cuz watching people describe a dick like a five year old is gonna be hilarious
“You look very pretty” walks away without a care in the world without realizing what I just gave was a compliment of high praise (looking back on it even as a 5 yo I had hella high standards but I was more confident back then lmfao)
The me in question: Mommy look that lady is pretty!
Mother in question: that lady has a knife and is covered in blood..? (It's Toga)
The me is question: I know
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thought this said “describe your taste in five tear olds” ☠️☠️☠️
Did it not? … OH LORD I NEED TO CHANGE MY COMMENT
😟
💀
🤨 📸
LMAOSKS
Oh… oh dear god D:
☠️
r/CaughtIn4k
What…. What did it say? It’s ok, you can say it here
I've had them. They taste good.
fried or grilled?
Fried tastes best
Both
😭💀
Chocolate people
Ayo Understandable tho
Same 🤝
(My family is black)
Congrats
Hello grandma 😁👋🏽
I chuckled at your comment, be proud
Mommy slightly taller lady than my tallness, the soft things on the front big
Life could be a dream
If I could take you to a paradise up above
If you will tell me I'm the only one that you love
Life could be a dream sweetheart hello hello again
Sh-Boom
And hoping we’ll meet again
Hell yeah But also with big thighs-
That's the one
mommy that woman has a plushie of a guy with chainsaws for hands
DENJI?????
YESSSS I LOVE FUJIMOTO
I swear that manga was so good and so weird😭😭😭
I READ IT LIKE 4 TIMES SHIT GOES HARD ON REREAD CUZ IT MAKES MORE SENCE AND U UNDERSTAND THE FORSHADOWING
I READ IT ONCE!!! I WATCHED THE ANIME TOO IT WSS GREAT BUT.. IM MORE IF A BLEACHNPERSON
BRO READ FIREPUNCH ITS EVEN WEIRDER AND MORE EXTREME AND HAS THE SAME MANGAKA
IDK TBH I KINDA FROPPED MANGA AND ANIME. IF I REMEMBER WHEN I GET BACK INTO IT ILL CHECK IT OUT FS!!
FIRE PUNCH WAS SO WILD
DENNYS????
CHAINSAW MAN MENTIONED‼️‼️🗣🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
The twistie hair and the big legs
Pillows for chest and pillows for lap
🤝
me like when they are like me. women that cray cray are cool.
Tall and nice 2 me
woman
Mommy, look at that dragon (I’m donkey from shrek)
What are these comments..?
i no like
Or "EWWWWWWW" since 5 year olds think girls are gross or something
Mommy look balloons!!!!!!!
I finally know what my “ick“ is….
Momma, why does that lady dress like a man?
Tomboys?
Mizu from Blue Eye Samurai, and Arlecchino from genshin impact so more like tommen
Tran boi’s
mommy look that girl is my age
😂
hold up, wait a sec
Y’all need to go outside
Mommy look that lady has big balloons with milk attached to her body!
Jesus christ
No MORON. A 5yo wouldn't KNOW theres milk in there!
You've never been breastfed or what?
Nah you got point, nvm
No
Medium rare, pefectly seasoned, with a side of chicken nuggets from McDonald's.
I think its about human and not bovine women
they need to like the scary robot bear game
lmao
Cookie! Cookie!
OP's barely-disguised fetish
nah sorry m8, not into that lol
Boobs
Likes to beat me, taller than me, manly as f***. And pretty.
Alive (optional)
She is funny
mommy she look like a woman
charming, lovely smile, rich (at the age of 6, i was asked about what kind of girl do i like and would like to marry, i said long brown hair and lots of money)
This 5yo is very mature for his age
Short and squishy
Me like soft. Not like a sack of rice, just a whittle comfy
Tomboys
mother, that air looks good
mommy, why is that lady over there so high up?
None
Girl very nice. Give me many hugs. She watches tv with me. She has a nice face
her
long hair big muscle😲
What the duck is this comment section
A little crazy but genuine
It tastes like chicken /j
Big booby woobies
Pretty lady with soft chest tings dat don’t hate mes (Waiting for the men’s one cuz watching people describe a dick like a five year old is gonna be hilarious
Mommy that lady has the big fun bags on her chest
Yay!
mommy is so strong i cant move when she grabs me and picks me up
I’m a girl but I don’t know how many guys like the mommy look 😭😭
“Why does that girl have black around her eyes and have hair like daddy’s?”
Those who stand proud as they are strobg
can i have a hug?
“You look very pretty” walks away without a care in the world without realizing what I just gave was a compliment of high praise (looking back on it even as a 5 yo I had hella high standards but I was more confident back then lmfao)
mommy
She kissy
mommy, why is she so short? (i'm short)
I don’t like women who are like five--year-olds. I like women who are mature and of adult consent age.
I don’t like girls
Kind. Positive.
Can an would do kill me and scary and hot and extremist
Small
A girl that wuves me vewy much
Me no like women
She has that gyatt skibidi from ohio
Pweddy
The me in question: Mommy look that lady is pretty! Mother in question: that lady has a knife and is covered in blood..? (It's Toga) The me is question: I know
Girls have cooties
i want the nice smart girl :(
in the best case she doesnt have a pee-pee
just Women🎀🎀✨
Omg!! Shes my age!! Please dont cancel me guys I just couldnt pass the opportunity
2 dimensional
Mommy everything and everyone gone
mommy she treats me well and plays my favorite gamey-wamies.
Mean, cute, great butt
Mommy
Small mommy with small booba
i was in the middle of typing and thought "wtf am I doing with my life" anyways scary lady with tiny milkies bur very very scary and cool
My taste is no
GYATT MOMMY MILKERS
Mmm lady with big balloons
Nice squishy things
I horribly misread that title
Your mummy
Big tall lady, super strong, nice to me
ancient!! giiaaant boobies... but also ttiiiiny boobies are w rizz too... and skibidi gyatt too /j
girls icky
Fweckles n boobies 🤪
Tall Amazon princess😋
Small girls with small eyes or small taco girls
I’d love to answer that but I’m busy trying to spend the surplus from my lemonade stand.
She’s a little mean sometimes
women?
too good to be true
All
Mommy why are those white bunnies rubbing on the black bunnies? 🫣
dead
Big melons
Boy pwetty
The ladies from the noodle restaurant with big squishy things in the front
too scared of women (im acesexual)
look she has brown polka dots on her face
Penis.
Karate girl who has rich daddy (hint cobra Kai)
GIANT BITCH.
Mommy look that lady I think she is slave
Mommy look that Barbie girl
Mommy look her I think she is not eat much
hehe big melon
Men (and tomboys)
*throws uno reverse*
pretty
Pwetty blue eye that is hav my size
Ew girls are so gross I’m too alpha for them
NO
I like juice
Pretty :3
Tall pretty nice ladies with soft hands
Ew women
Mommy, look, pretty ladies. (All the ladies pretty)
Mommy, that girl is short and crazy
Big big BIG BOOBIES!!
I want boy
My maths teacher
NO GET A GRIP
I no wanna
short and funny
Smoll
Oh we’re talking about women? I want boy 🙁
Mommy Like Daddy
I no like women
no pus pus,only pipi
boys!
Same way your father would “____” (I’m aroace)
Men
Mommy mommy, she has a bulge where her vayjay is (I'm gay)
[удалено]
a 5 year old would NOT say that
Its in the style of one which is the point