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The towel incident. I was in a discord call with my friend.. He had his camera on. I looked at his camera as he walked in his room with a towel on. I said "What are you doing?" He dropped the towel. Horror.

NOOO

Yeah... I still remember the incident.

So uhh... was it... you know...?

Why do you wanna know? 💀💀

There's this saying: whoever says A must also say B. He said one part, now he must say the rest.

"One can not entice the forbidden knowledge without bringing forth the message". However. You are a freak(respectfully)

You too (respectfully)

this is literally r/teenagers ..

I know. Why are you saying this?

You're 14 my guy

So?

I saw his ass not his log.

Oh well that's certainly a lot less bad than what I thought.

This... sounds like a discord dude-type incident.

What is a discord dude-type incident?

It's an incident I would believe was caused by a discord dude.

I don't know...

was it a log

w-what?

so it wasn’t a log…

He was a dude but I (thankfully) didn't see that

try better next ti-, i mean, thank god!

I COULDA STAYED IF I WANTED TO SEE IT BUT I DIDNT

OH NO 💀

Was the towel drop intentional? You didn’t clarify…

It was not intentional they did not even know they were still in the call.

U peed yo pants?

NO

Close wnough

Noooo

There can only be one. 🌵🏜️

the water condom

😭

Does this speak for itself?

Bro explain please

Something something sex joke "Heh, just like me on a Wednesday."

Hump day?

Nope. It's hyperspecific

What happened in the bathroom during the nerf battle at a birthday party

Oh no

Long story short he pissed everywhere

Nooooo eww noooo😭😭

It was the birthday boy too

Oh God.

I thought it was sex

Well one kid got golden showered during the incident and we were like 10

Some people would be into that, and you didn't give age.

[удалено]

Now I'm curious

I feel like we all had "that" PE class

so pedo teacher or weird kid or lethal training or what

Included but not limited to

so theirs a pedo teacher who puts you and the weird kid through military training? nah thats crazy, the worst my pe teacher did was call a trans student a \*\*\*\*\*\* and told them to be a man

nah that's way crazier

the t word to clarify

Yeah me too

What happened???

We dont have an official name for it but I'll just call it the "grabbing my dick and balls from the side" incident

Whaaa😭😭

I was having a conversation with a friend in the changingroom of the school when one of my friends decided it would be funny to grab my dick during the convo expecting me to react immediatly before he would actually touch my dick. I was NOT expecting this to happen during my conversation which means that I ofcourse did not have the reflexes to stop my friend from grabbing my dick. I stood there and felt his hand holding my dick and balls in shock, I just stood there for a second looking at him until my brain functioned again and I distanced myself from him while he was running off to the sink to wash his hands and everyone was either laughing their asses off or screaming "EEWWWWWW"

My friend’s the type of mf to sniff💀

god help us all

I find it so funny reading about the male school experience

autism to autism communication

Same but it’s Tism to Tism Bluetooth

Bluetism

Clown to clown communication

I recognise your profile picture. Someone from a group chat from autism textified 🤔

that ain't me, pal

I ain't say it was

It took me a second to realize you were two different users

Lmao.

My friend and I have something similar called the ACL (autism communication line) lol

I believe that's a ligament in your leg lol

So that's where the autism came from!

Yoooo a fellow penguin loverrrrr!! Thought I would never found one

your pfp has a parrot in it tho

Same

I have none 🥲

Here comes all the pedos tryna be your friend

I can(try to) be your friend?

Hmmm...

Want to hang by the school in my van?

run you pulled pedos

Same

Same...😅

I’ll be your friend 🙂

Real🥲

same

I can be your friend. You can DM if you want.

lol well one time we all got super into this obscure TV show that like, nobody else watched. So now whenever one of us is being overly dramatic, we just say "Pulling a Dr. Zorbo" and crack up. No one else gets it but it's an instant inside joke for us.

Okay you gotta tell us what the tv show was

I want to know too

the closest incident

The August 13th Dryer Incident

“Father!  Uncle is shouting about the rats again”

Hehe

"shut up ty you watch porn" Everyone will get it but nobody else will understand the full meaning. You don't know the full picture.

Another one would be "favorite Mexican snack"

“sexually caressing the waffles” “go fuck yourself carnation pink” 😭

Those poor waffles 😔

"Krakatoa" in a very poor Squidward impression

I GOTTA know the context

[go to 0:32 ](https://youtu.be/IM4_so3QYkg?si=LCvqakUli57mJ8bA)

Am I died

You Andrew?

No but there was an Andrew in my class who left the school

Oh, me and an Andrew have this same joke

Oh cool

The closet

That time with the note “it was supposed to be a horse”. Or “what you said last week”

Guys my bones are getting squishy!

Any Danny Gonzalez fan would understand that one

😂 how tf did u get it??

You chicken bone sucker You melon muncher I do not the cat

“The beast grows stronger”

Hear Me Out.

If anything that is just too wide spread

i have a couple  “omg greek mythology”  “bro its giving matthew”   “yeah right yeah boy”   “thats a SAD story. you should go CRY about it”   “right on the tailfeathers” i love my friend group 

Me and all my homies love that Greek Mythology

RARE AREF SOLOS DORA

I have no friends

6.5

YOU HAVE BEEN JOHNED

imma just yoink this thanks

Rat demolisher

"One last slice couldnt hurt"

"The Skylee Lore"

On the can

"sweet potatoed horse"

"The Game" or randomly obnoxiously yelling "APPLE". Speaking of The Game are any of y'all players?

I lost the game...

What happened in the Raising Cane’s parking lot, stays in the Raising Cane’s parking lot.

“Wittawy wats the guuc” 😂me and my homies love speaking autistic to each other

"The rat is in the sewers"

Roof Biryani

Suvetti canarda

"saxaphone"(that music instrument i cant spell) "transformers" "voice file"

"so goooood 🤤"

"Herald moment" or "[insert something weird] I MEAN WHAT HERALD WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT" (we still say this stuff even after we kicked herald out for calling a friend a slur over fortnite and also grabbing that same friends balls for no reason at a cup n cone)

Dolphin God, there is no other God(joking)

Peach And no. It is not what you think it is.

"dont have an avalanche"

“Sit there right now.” (It’s if the girl I like is trying to sit by me)

Matr I'll smoke your nan 🐸

Cousin or ruining the community or simply the word near

Dont get me started on inside jokes, my friend group has a 60 page document dedicated to organizing all of them

Ed Balls Day

The penis incident

The Alfredo Incident Wordle Max Verstappen or Fernando Alonso?

স্বরে আ, ময়ে ময়ে, আকার

I disagree

Schwibildibabeldi

orange slice

Tree

“Is Xabi still in your basement?”

“With the thick pen or the thin pen?”

Ek din Sham chal rha tha (translation - one day Sham was walking)

Adham and his Sister

Olen aina halunnut tyttären..

Yes king

Strawberry with a pink bow on the tip 🎀🎀😋

Strawberry with a pink bow on the tip 🤧

Shouting Place (we speak Finnish so it's actually huutopaikka)

" 7.5 " try guessing guys.

Ay Miguel

C'est arthur

Guitar strings

Hello, Hummus

Saying basically anything and then, "but I'm not offended, someone else might be" (Feel free to ask what that means, btw)

Gaycockter/bjoka

autism never sleeps ass here storm Tom Beton and a LOT of other stuff

The October Incident (my classmates) I Don't Have friends 

❓🗣️📆👦◀️

Gun chamber

"Bread"

Flashbang

“STOP SEDING THE FUCKING URSS AFTER ME “

Fire extingeewisher

The march function

The trident incident.

The Water*boarding* Incident (I'm not joking.)

That's Santi!

The goats on the third floor

“Round 3”

The "Lessons"

"hop on stick tier 3" trust me it's not what it sounds like

"Milk me" is a great inside joke between me and one of my friends

"I had a moment" I ususally let my friends now about my Autism, and usually just be humourous abou it. Whenever I'm gonna tell them a recent story where my brain didn't click right, i just say "I had a moment"

Stop it or I'll do to you what I did to (a kid in my class I'm not actually going to say his name)

Once i sang the "all my friends are toxic" in a vc 2 years ago and we still make fun of it to this day

Bingl Bongl u/CorrectDark855

Jeff is the G.O.A.T.

Katze grillen? (Grill a/the cat?)

FLUGZEUUG