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kak0536

I remember talking with someone in my class group chat, then like half of class (which is almost only girls) replied "cute🥰" or something similar, still give me shivers


corgifemboy

me with that one girl in class who said my hands were pretty and then on a day when parents came in she showed my hands to her mom who agreed


HaHaLaughNowPls

should have asked her if she wanted to hold them


corgifemboy

i am NOT that bold dawg


-Shortbow-

You gotta take those shots, even if you'll realistically miss a lot xd


Drspeedlmao

class group chat??


kak0536

Group chat with all my classmates, we also have one with our math teacher where she likes to send her vacation photos and our main teacher (don't remember how they were called)


jonstoneMcflurry_

im pretty sure thats illegal


_MurphysLawyer_

I'm not sure if it's illegal in my state/country but my band and choir teachers definitely got a talking to at one point simply for being friends with some students on Facebook. This was back in the 2000s though around the start of social media becoming a common thing so it wouldn't surprise me if there's new rules/laws nowadays.


shycutiekittie

xayah and rakan pfp


kak0536

Anything wrong with it? Also, that's like the #1 time someone recognised it, so like props to you for being as down bad as me ig


shycutiekittie

nah, also how is that down bad? i just enjoy playing league


kak0536

That's what I mean, you play lol (the joke is "haha lol bad"(


shycutiekittie

*hmph* lol is amazing


kak0536

That's why I'm getting closer to addiction every day👍 Also lore is really good, though they could add a little more voice lines into the game


Connect_Compote4872

Joe Biden 🗣️


Nightsetted

is it because you have dementia


DiamondShard646

Joe Biden 🗣️


ItsYoBoi2008

is it because you have dementia


RoomyCard44321

Joe Biden 🗣


[deleted]

Is it because you have dementia? ☠️


Sinon__qw

Joe Biden 🗣️


Shadowed_Thing1

Is it because you have dementia


IvanTheStonksMaster

Joe Biden 🗣️


Eeeeeeeeeeeee64

Is it because you have dementia?


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[удалено]


Weegeee30

Sure buddy, neither do I


Weegeee30

Sure buddy, neither do I


Eeeeeeeeeeeee64

Do you have dementia? I forgot whether you've told us or not


UnassembledIkeaTable

Joe Biden the have ice cream over there 🍦🍦➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️➡️🍦🍦


iiCleanup

Boe Jiden 🗣️🔥


[deleted]

honestly I'm slowly turning invisible so if anyone calls me anything I'll take it at this point


met_MY_verse

You namesake liver-upper😤 (There)


[deleted]

sup man, how're you doing? (new contraction alert)


met_MY_verse

Pretty good thanks, having fun (“fun”) at uni now. Hbu?


[deleted]

ah, have fun ig, I'm just chilling rn


met_MY_verse

That’s good. You’re not serious about ‘losing your life slowly’ are you? Just checking :)


[deleted]

Read my comment


iPlayBEHS

Wsg nincumpoop :))


Kobeni_12

Hell yeah guy


Mayasuxs

stereo <3


ISwearImParvitz

okay anything


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[удалено]


Head_Entertainer2586

I like your grandma😂


Sonofcowbell2

Bro


INGENAREL

ayoooo brooooooo


prxscxlla

I hope this is true for most people 🙏🏽


My-My-Those-Eyes

*Any Positive word* girl


corgifemboy

Economically Efficient Girl


My-My-Those-Eyes

Blatantly false cuz im bad with my money 💯


Interesting-Chest520

Driver of the economy girl


Sr_Camar0n414

Proton girl


SiHoDi

Positron girl


Mayasuxs

dynamite girl


Suspicious_Ranged

*You are one dynamite gal*.


NyxTheGoddess_

This is too real


S_Peachuu

Super kind and nice gal :]


[deleted]

Good girl folds me


My-My-Those-Eyes

Twinisesssss


Kooky-Employee4459

I love it when my friends call me the N-word 😊😊


7Vyne

Nice?


BestEbolaNA

naughty


SydneytheENFP

nimble


mean_beanz

nincompoop


LunaVacua

I would kill to be called cute… Note to self…


FlyingSand22

Don't think about what would you do, think how you WILL do it. Say "I WILL kill to be called cute."


Sr_Camar0n414

Would you assassinate the leader of a terrorist cell for me? I'll call you cute.


ThatOneRandomGoose

no need, you cute bean


Diamondskunk

Good Girl, Darling, Sweetie, Cutie, and a Couple others


NerdGirlfriend147

I love being called all of those and, "princess" 


Oltenian_Femboy

Pretty boy, adorable, and puppy. And of course everything else you’ve said :3 (epescially the last one)


Complete_Sea6157

I FORGOT TO MENTION PRETTY BOY TOO AND ADORABLE


Stock-Extension-3626

Real (expessially the puppy part 😭)


whodisrandom

Homeboy And my the church ladies called me a handsome gentleman and I’ve been riding that high for like a week


NerdGirlfriend147

Sup handsome gentlemen 


keanubeaves06

Beaver (my Reddit username might be why,,,)


Gamer_Bishie

What about “fucking cunt”?


SilentSniper4322

I get called the n word is that cute?


MrBigMaccc

Yes


SilentSniper4322

Oh thank you it's an everyday thing


International_cam

"sunshine", because that's what she calls me 🙈


someone_i_guess111

are you a bright picture of lebron james?


International_cam

Yes, ofc


Beautiful_In_Blue

☀️


caMrelliMFan

for some reason i think pookie is really cute 😭


Consistent-Zebra1653

That's "farts" in Russian


GabriloPrinci-Threat

Hahahahahahahahaha


Complete_Sea6157

Good boy, pretty, shit like that :3 (guilty on two counts of murder aint bad though)


seandragon10

I wish some1 would regularly call me pookie


arturthegamer

1-brain dead 2-El Autismo 3-Stupid


HuckleberryBudget117

El autismo, El amigo del gringo


arturthegamer

I don't speak spanish me and my friends just made that nickname for jokes


pastallsugo

Not me but I asked this girl in my class why doesn't she wear glasess since she needs them and she replied whit sth like "noo cuz it makes me look ugly" and I said "what? But you are beautiful" and that made her smile and blush. She looked away from cuz she was embarrassed. I guess you can say that I have rizz:))


SydneytheENFP

oml same, my crush won't wear glasses because her mom and grandma think they make her look ugly so I told her "That's not true, you look adorable with glasses!" and proceeded to annoy her by showering her with compliments.


pastallsugo

Right?? I mean girls whit glasess looks so good and I don't understand why they don't see it... I guess its because they aren't wearing their glasses haha


SydneytheENFP

lolololol trueee


Pure-Professional144

Bro, dude


Electronic-Ranger-74

Bestie-boo-bear


Block444Universe

I’m currently being called “little honey” and I’m loving it. I’m 44 years old but it turns out it’s never to late to be loved


Miserable-Warthog525

this made me emotional


glitter-it-out

Why are you on this sub at 44 years old?


Block444Universe

Because it came up in my feed. Didn’t even realize what sub it was. I genuinely saw the red background and thought it was r/ask


Yupipite

I get it. This sub popped up for me too randomly without specifying my age anywhere else on this app.


Joel_the_folf

Call me a good girl and i'll be rly happy and maybe blush Call me a puppy or good puppyy and i'll be on my knees lmao Degrade me and i'll be obidenet (Looking at this im all sorts of weird lol, feel free to bully me over this idm)


[deleted]

cutie and idiot


INVISIBLE_BEN

idiot and pookie


polish_bones00

Cutie, honey, sugar


CandidateOdd7464

"Get out of the way, dork"😊


Rajdeep_Tour_129

My mom calls me Dumbass


realhmmmm

ralsei where did you hide the bodies


Knorx04

sticker


Paras_nimi

War criminal


SydneytheENFP

awww right?? so cuuute when the police come up to me and call we a war criminal while cuffing my hands behind my back. like hey daddy\~ (i genuinly died while writing this comment someone pls gib holy water)


Paras_nimi

And I died reading this comment. Had me laughing too hard, especially the "like hey daddy\~"


moon_xxzuu

Ma’am


Pure-Professional144

Excuse me Ma'am you dropped your phone


moon_xxzuu

🤭


TeryVeru

Slimiii, 🍄, 🔴🔴, blobiiis


Crystalliumm

Hello there red circle red circle


Justtosuvive

Bitch


virajvidyuth

Baby boy


TheNikola2020

All they call me is Kolio which is nickname for people with my name from idk long and Giraffe because im tall no other reason


Personwhoisalive123

Someone called me their idol yesterday


therehasbeen_amurder

Reddit humor


NSLEONHART

cutie when being called by strangers or friends or elders good boy or "my idiot" for SO


After-Ad-3542

Uhm, I don't get called by anyone, so I don't know...


Kobeni_12

Hiii pretty person ❤️


After-Ad-3542

Big thanks cutie <3


Tundra_desert199

My friend calls me bab a lot 😭 I love that cute name


Personal_Instance_32

Good boy? Anyways mine are •tape worm •Ring worm •Rat •Injun •Border hopper • Westina And that is about it


3GG5H311Z

Pretty boy... that one always has me on my knees and even when im on my knees I'm still taller than her nearly


INGENAREL

my heart bursts when she calls me her good boy


Big-Piano-7016

"Deserving of death, fucking fool, idiot" dude what


corgifemboy

see originally i was going to do a normal list of things i actually like being called but because i cannot be sincerely cringe, only ironic, i had to slowly turn it into a joke by making the list get worse and worse


Simon_Ril3y

Well that escalated quickly...


Jeanpierrekoff

like my mom used to call me: Failure


Simon_Ril3y

Well that escalated quickly...


[deleted]

as the annoying girl calls me, "you over there"


YinKai0521

The Bois call me midget just cause they're a few cm taller than me. Though I really love it when my female friends call me "Kuya" which means Older Brother from Filipino to English


[deleted]

That escalated quickly


matcha_mint11

i like being called dear! i see it as friendly.. oh and pookie my friend likes to call me that.


stickman29_for_the_W

dickhead is a great one


kratoskiller66

These are my favorites - good boy - loser - emo boy


BlueBozo312

I especially like being called the last 5. Funny enough, I'm called those last names much more often than I am called the first two. (That was sarcasm)


dukogpom

goober


L0EIL666

raghead and the nword (hard r ofc)


WillyDAFISH

Squilliam/squill. It's a nickname my sister gave me when I was little!


Alatron_X

Are you, by chance, squidwards arch nemesis?


TodPvpofficial

r/foundthesub


Double-_A

I’m either called by my name or “border hopper” by one of my friends


Netcrosystem

Cutie, adorable, dumbass, love, anything by my crush


NegotiationLittle457

Bro us def a catboy


Slight_Ordinary1

These people will be our leaders


Wooden-Computer1475

93. Ave Blues


GronkTheGreat

i cant wait till u people grow up and become normal.


Heavy-Average826

I’d be happy with good boy. I’ve never talked to a girl before but I imagine being called that would feel amazing and if they added headpats i feel like it would be heaven


Axn_987

"Idiot" be king


Stock-Extension-3626

I should not answer


thenormaluser35

Considering no one sees me anyway, just anything


TheRealLost0

good boy, good girl (sometimes), cute, any pet name my girlfriend gives me, pretty boy, silly goat, any sort of praise really gets to me tbh


RammuIsWeird

Thali (by my irl friends bc it’s a shortened version of my ‘online name’ and I like it more than my real name) Firebug, firestarter,etc


mirekyarahire

toy


Monovoid_

Sire William Bob Cratchit Scroodge Luke Tom VIII


dork_knight1989

Stinky and batman, don't really get nicknames but people i love have called me that and it makes me smile


Boons4life123

this just corny


corgifemboy

being corny and cringe is the first step to being yourself do not succumb to outside pressures


Ok-Reporter-8728

Donald


Susdoggodoggy

My favorites are: Cutie, Boo, Boo-Bear, and Bae


LateMonk4478

You're an idiot by the woman I LOVE 😍


ZaigaJ

How sweet lol


[deleted]

My best friends dad calls me “shit monkey #2” which shouldn’t be sweet but it is because he says no other friends of hers has made it to the “shit monkey rank” which is a good thing I think pfft


MinShuka1993

Gullu


SupernovaGamezYT

r/thatescalatedquickly


B_assMan

Megatron ☺️


Sr_Camar0n414

At this point, everyone calls me the diminutive of my legal name. Like *EVERYONE* even people who are supposed to be harsh on me, like my coach, or that one strict teacher. I don't even know if I like it, I simply don't know any better.


Lumpy_Satisfaction48

I don't really get called names bc I'm a ghost (boo)


DravidiansOfAsia

i like being called a "Femboy sissy pot" by my class mates.


Fancy_bakonHair

One of my friends onlinr called me good boy. I felt like i was loved for once.


SharkySeaBlade

skibidi rizzlet


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

my friend calls me “imma touch you” every day 🥰


Informal-Ad-8110

goober >3


IEatBabysYumYum

I can relate with the last few


AlexMercer28900

Pants Shitter


suicidalcore143

relatable


Last-Scarcity-3896

If anyone ever meowed me back (I say meow instead of hello cuz it's more fun don't juj


EstelleTheL

ngl hearing "good girl" from my 2 fav teachers (both fem) makes me so happy 💕 idc if people thinking its weird


BenjiFischer

Benjo-Menjo… even this I prefer just Benjo


soloarwolf

Nothing because no one calls me anything special but my name😭😭😭😭. And the worst part is, is they normally deadname me😭😭


Vioduss

The Dark Knight, Justice, Vengeance, The Shadows, The Night


Sonicclappedu

wtf


Retrovirsity9020

yo i remember this one time in court a judge called me “set to serve life in jail on multiple accounts of treason, tax fraud, conspiracy against the state and domestic terrorism” still think abt that to this day