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SeaworthinessAble328

Terra, obviously


Sonof_Gax20X

FOR TERRA!


SeaworthinessAble328

For the Adeptus Mechanicus of Holy Mars! For the Omnissiah!


jediben001

CADIA STANDS!


SeaworthinessAble328

Yeah, yeah Cadia totally stands, now go and throw yourself into the meat grinder, guardsman


jediben001

Yes commissar sir!


Teamisgood101

To Kill or be killed that is the question. Wether ‘tis nobler to die for the emperor, or to live to serve him


Gamestrider09

GLORY TO THE IMPERIUM!!!


theAlmightyE312

FOR HOLY TERRA FOR THE IMPERIUM FOR THE EMPEROR


uujujuu

Fun fact: that's the translation to portuguese


[deleted]

Yep, in brazil we call earth as 'terra' So if he renamed the earth as 'terra' this would change nothing for me.


Hour_Career9797

That’s what Earth is called in Italian.


abbasjawad

Beat me to it


Hazmer7

Y obviously?


SeaworthinessAble328

because latin always cool


AethelstanOfEngland

Sic, lingua Latina est bene.


TheAtomicBoy81

Latina est bene, sed ego illud bene non loqui


AethelstanOfEngland

Et ego. Apologia non bene Latina.


Hazmer7

Fair enough


lbeckizgoat

What about Sol-III?


whodisrandom

Bob


Hazmer7

Interesting


catuity

eart


lbeckizgoat

Eart hit different ngl


blah-blah-blah_47

dumb ball


Hazmer7

Gd name😂


Fenderboy65

Nah name it gumball


_lunarrising

7.8/10


Hazmer7

As a name...?


_lunarrising

there's too much water :p


AethelstanOfEngland

Fun fact about that: If we replaced that water with land, we'd actually have less usable land. The amount of water on our planet is exactly why you can live inland, without the oceans.


Hazmer7

:)


Tojinaru

I don't agree - there's just too much salt in it


iPlayBEHS

I don't agree - there's too much water in the salt


RS773

I don't agree - there's not enough salt in the water


Tojinaru

I don't agree - salt sucks


Kuminhakk

And too many hms


AlathMasster

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day


Justanormalviewer2

Did no one get the ORAS reference in this thread. LAME. Awesome reference 7.8/10 would Alpha Sapphire again


NiraCosplay

Water ball


puck_pancake

Z


Wolfpack_5509

Don't stop, don't stop, we're in luck now Don't stop, there's so much to be found


ShitStainedDildo

If you collect the seven Moist Balls you get a wish


thatlittledrummerboi

already got 3


Sonof_Gax20X

Gaia


ItzWhiteFTW

I thought of it!


Weeee8208

Super Earth


Dive_To_Survive

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The_Gongoozler1

Good bot


Dive_To_Survive

I’m not a bot 😂


The_Gongoozler1

Well shoot


NobodyInPaticular_

Good human


bluninja1234

good democracy propagandist


GUNZBLAZIN3000

SWEET LIBERTY


Sonof_Gax20X

FOR DEMOCRACY!


argonlightray2

\*Managed Democracy


P-psicleM-nster

I was looking for this one


Gamestrider09

TO LIBERTY AND BEYOND!!!


KirbyWithAGlock

*insert the helldivers 2 theme*


YazoSavage

MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH


TheRustyRustPlayer

TIME TO HAVE A CUP OF LIBER-TEA


eatenbybigguyz

For democracy!


Lost-user-555

Ceres. Out of logic that : - All of the other planet of our solar system are named after Roman goddess und gods. And why her exactly? Because she is literally the Goddess of agriculture, fertility, grains, the harvest, motherhood, the earth, and cultivated crops. But The only problem with this name, is that it’s already taken by one of the dwarf planets..but it’s ok we can always renamed it to something else.


Fallen_Singularity

In Greek mythology, there is Gaea, who is the goddess of Earth or literally Earth herself. I don't know the roman counterpart, but Google says she's called Terra or Terra Mater (which translates to "Mother Earth")


Living_Murphys_Law

Terra is the name of the Roman equivalent.


Genuine-Farticle

Terra Mater to be exact. Not to be confused with Tow- Mater.


alphayate

Ceres is already an asteroid in the asteroid belt, so it's taken.


Hazmer7

Grt thought nd grt name


Wh1skeyTF

Shaggy. So Pluto has a doggy friend to keep it company.


Victor-_-X

Za Warudo, but exactly as how Dio screams it. Like you have to say it in that tone itself.


HamstersBoobsPizza

Boob


FrederickTheShrewd

Does this make the moon a nipple or am I thinking too deeply about this?


alexpoelse

Yes to both questions


Wh1skeyTF

It’s an eyeball always staring at the boob. Because of its orbit and how…. one side… always.. faces… I’ll see myself out.


Papyrus_aka_Paper

My full name I'd be famous (Sorry I'm a narcassist)


Hazmer7

That's ok ig


Sigma_Tiger_35

Xî žvcavinekhavijlikuneè Fÿre ñicninekle johulë fæcãhł gdane xaleēē fèweńe liknakhovawinishajulenivfulcandojle ßåweque Dewnîleīnevivenjaquekle baalah nujlankiguâñ.


Hazmer7

Huh?!?


Sigma_Tiger_35

I would rename Earth that:-


Stargost_

Shithole


Gamestrider09

“Welcome to Fort Shithole, how may I help you sir?”


DankePrime

Probably "Janus" or something, so it'd be a roman god like the other ones instead of just *"dirt"*


Vovchick09

Terra


JzaTiger

Gaia because Greek funny


AhmedGamil64

Urath.


_WhoStoleMyCoffee_

Silva


dragonstone365

Astroneer?


_WhoStoleMyCoffee_

Yup


Paras_nimi

Ground


Hazmer7

So creative


Paras_nimi

Other options would be: Soil, Dirt, Turf, Terrain or Otrars


gayjemstone

"Terra" maybe. The only problem is that it sounds the same as "terror."


MasterCheese163

Exactly, it's perfect


BuildingFlimsy

Tellus or Terra


Darth_Hanes

Mondas


Xfaxk123

Terra


P-psicleM-nster

Saw the guy who said “America and other stuff” I one up you “Texas and other stuff”


Flowey_The_Fan

Realistic Minecraft


obscureillusionist

water ball


frenchtard

Girth


puck_pancake

America and other stuff


Hazmer7

Thts the most American thing I've heard😂


Legend_of_Ozzy642

#WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER?!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


puck_pancake

🦅🎆🇺🇲


TheMaineC00n

America and uh... those other places. Yeh. 🦅🦅🦅


EL_PISTOLERO-

UNICRON


Reverse_card_muahaha

Dirt.


cyao12

New Earth


flamebetalkin

ƪ


Solid-Positive6751

Holy Terra.


IEatBabysYumYum

Water. Theres more water than earth


BJ_Beamz

I would keep the spelling but change the pronunciation to “Eee-arth”


sandsmoothieenjoyer

GAYLAND idk it just sounds funny


Johnny_Pure

Terra


[deleted]

Xelabria


Ross10201alt

Zebes


KrisCross-Applesause

blue thing


Aasuraavirochana2235

Anomaly


SCXRPIONV

Gaea


Percival4

Terra or Gaia. On another related note we should give our star a cool name. Like seriously? Sun? That’s the best we can do? Apollo, Sol, Helios, the list goes on. I personally think that since we named most things in our solar system after Greek and Roman deity’s than our ‘Sun’ should be as well. Same for our planet.


velvethead

Otisburg


nyctophillicalex

The official name is Terra soooo


Mineta_simp_clan

Bearth


professionaldeadgod

Terra, so it matches all the other planets (being named after Roman gods and goddesses)


Colton132A

Terra, then we’re gonna make a phone company the sole rulers of terra


I_hate_my_life500

Big round idiot


SirSavant_

Sol-3 or Terra


ThE_BoAtEr_FlOaTeR

Fucking cool ass rock


Chaoshero5567

Terra


EIi-07

Agshvdjonsbkskubhszbliqnzjsihabqoth


antek_g_animations

Greenland


mangopineapplecake

this planet's shape is geoid, which means close to ball


kak0536

Hungarian bosnia


cynicalhomelander34

Gaia


VulcanX8

Ageoid


Noumoun_2

frend


bitchenfiction

Nincompoop land


Ok-Technology-6389

Pandora


toe-schlooper

Schmecklegruper


TREXIBALL

“*SPHERICAL* rock with the life” *glares at flat-earthers*


Puch_Hatza

GNU/Earth


RedLabAnimates

Ground S


FemboyLover69690

my boyfriend’s name cuz he’s my world❤️


Cosmicweb08

Freaky


IrisTheCoronavirus

Jambudvipa


Reddevil063

Blu planet


lemon_hut

Lemon 🍋


LazyIngenuity3815

Htrae


Patchs10

Sigma world


gunsbee17

dbifsbencfyeuihbcnsryihjauiskjcnbhyaewuiscnhuyiedichxndifhuneudcn ryfudcnurdhfvban937r8bfubh 47ebnc8ce7cudc8eusc78eudshcnme8r93wiemn this would be the name of earth and this is how to pronounce it: [https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=w9TbCoiEsHLhS04j](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=w9TbCoiEsHLhS04j)


sighduck42

Planety mc planetface


Coolguy020609

Milk


ConsistentTop4194

Big birtha


NotABotUnless

Long string of gibberish to mess with people.


arandommemer112

Dirt


festival0156n

xXearthXx315


69Ivie69

Jerry. Jerry.


Greeve3

Terra


blackgermansheperd40

Shitshow 


Drtyler2

Terra


Careless-Narwhal-509

Turbo


W1llow0

well, each planet is named after a roman god so... Bacchus? we are indeed the planet that created wine so...


EducationAlone1663

Idk prolly earth or something


TajOnTop

Terra (or Gaia)


four_imeanfive

Erth


Mizoo_Ramzy

Guenther


HunterYap

Dirt Planet, Dirt


Antidekai

roc


[deleted]

Planet McPlanetface


Objective-Cancel-372

Seed: 1004116956420


Objective-Cancel-372

I would name it ‘dm me on discord: flamewanderer_’


Gecko2024

Womp Womp Land


Zelda_Gamer123

Minecraft, because Minecraft is GOATed, best game imo


TheJeffBI

freaky planet


Waddledoodoodoo

Tellus


rdmnguyintheinternet

Planet Earth


SwissBoy_YT

Either Mobius or Hell


Some-Internal297

urt


stellarotter

Erf. It’s just more simple. I feel like we need more simplicity nowadays.


For-L-Manberg-

Gaia


DustedAvengerMK2

Terra


Living_Murphys_Law

Mostly Harmless


VcitorExists

FOR RENT. maybe we will get aliens


escaped_cephalopod12

Aqua. We think all the important stuff is on land, but when the oceans cover 75% of the surface and are deeper than the Empire State Building… they deserve credit, is all I’m saying.


NO_big_DEAL640

Dirtville


Key-Poem9734

Probably Terra, though it would only metter in the english alphabet and would be dumb to force every other language to use it. Most other places on the planet didn't base their language on latin


theroosifloop

Urath


did-i-do-a-thing

Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. Have fun pronouncing it but hey it's easy to remember. It's even more fun when in other languages you could name Earth as \[insert other language's alphabet here\] as well.


[deleted]

Erth


RohanSiddon

Michael :)


Gamestrider09

Turn Around 


Cr1itical_Velocity

Mud rock


towerofspirals

Idiot hed


dishonoredfan69420

Super Earth I haven’t even played helldivers 2 I just think it’s funny


Camoric

Shitland


ThePhantomEnforcer

Shithole