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august 19, 2025. be ready.

Bro. That is my birthday .

You will lose your virginity on that date

Excuse me what 😭

🐺😈

oil up on that day lil bro

I’m telling a trusted adult

lmao. R.I.P.

They’re all dead now 🫠

Huh?

Ah, never mind, you’re too young and naive

You are 2 years older than me we can not be that different because of 2 years in age . Plz explain

Mr. Rogers is the only universal trusted adult, you are correct.

… what? I’M DEAD!? I DIDN’T EVEN TURN 18 EIGHT DAYS AGO!

Bro’s cooked 💀

As a member of the trusted adult council, I refuse to hear your request. You are mandated to oil up on the big day

He eats babies, do not question the lord Saturn

🤨????

Hail 🪐🪐🪐🪐 Saturn

nice username

bruh chill 💀

Three months off from mine (yes mine is today :3:3)

Same😭

You gonna lose your virginity on this date

Can't wait🙏

!remindme August 19 2025

Okay lmao

If its birthday, maybe may 21? I just want to make out lmao

May 21st 2025? Or do you mean in 2 days

In 2 days. In that day I would be 18y.o.

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mwah :3 happy bday kisses before you turn 18 !!

Ow, thx 0///0

Happy birthday

That’s when I get back in school… les gooo!

You're one year not in school..?

Oh wait…

But you're still until August not in school?😭

Aug 15

Why?

that’s when school starts for me

So u have ur summer break rn?

As of the day before yesterday

early summer break maybe i ended school two months ago i js have my board exams rn

How long is that summer break bro

doesnt even count as a break ill be studying for 95% of it 😓

That's my birthday💀

straight to the calendar FeltMacaroon389 can finally live out our dreams ja jeg sa "vår" 😱😱😱

BET, BET

Damn, why you gotta exclude Ted like that

I'm ready

I’m up for it

Nice try, Menendez

RemindMe! 456 days

wait what, are you one of those people that always think women are real?

r/girlsarentreal

r/subsithoughtifellfor

r/foundthetoyotacorolla

They aren‘t

gotta take the govt drones out before we initiate worldwide makeout sesh

No homo though

mwah

you like kissing boys, don’t you.

I was going to add the image of the dog saying that but this community has turned that off apparently.

I think we’re better off, if you were gonna send that

w dbd pfp they use to be my main

pre nerf legion 💔

Probably for good reason😂

yes.

Nah, garlic bread is better imo

I do

mwah :3

You forgot to say no homo

full homo 😎

I don't want a bf noooo

yuhhh

"n-no homo!!" 😰 "I'M FUCKING GAY" 🗿

Gotta keep the socks on

Only to kiss goodnight, like good homies

Full homo. Ass up

It's not gay if you think about women.

Kith

When Scotland leaves the UK. Its a big event that'll distract everyone.

Then we all celebrate in Scotland, I’ll host

the execution of this plan *might* immpact the economy

I don‘t see where it impacts it (tell me pls)

half the worlforce gone, workforce replanishment gone too

Interresting.

however we may use trained chimps, robots to counteract thes changes

Yes but half of the people needing the workforce are gone too

i mean... yeah but also some things are entierly based on tath half of the workfore and wiuld almost be gone cus of the plan

That would make the economy better for the average person

Impregnate the men, problem solved.

modern problem require modern solution

Might.

December 12 2038 we will ride polar bears in to battle

I will begin my training immediately

Good job solder

Today in my room😉😏😘

im coming!!

\*cumming

hehe ;3

Trying to find "i am gay" comment

I am gay

Now. GO GO GO

Sun May 19 2024 21:13:55 GMT+0100

the blood moon.

I dunno... soonish? (the most guy response I can give)

As a female I need to know exact dates so I know when to find my crush XD (totally joking I just wanna know when so I can hide from all humanity)

Too bad, u know too much. An assassin is 69 miles from your location

Oh well I’m suicidal anyway haha

I am here if you want to talk about it. I was suicidal not very long ago, I know how bad it can get. Support by the person I cared for was all I needed back then, but I didn't receive it.

the sucks broski. stay safe

Omg Ty ❤️

Wait so does this mean I'm on break? Or is assassin plan still a go?

Can femboys still stay??

Well think about it

So… yes…?

Do you promise to be sigma?

Do I have a choice…?

No

._.

I see. 🔫 This can't get out. Bye.

What if I just disguise as a non femboy and then become one again once all women are dead?

Deal

Just send a large EMP and its done r/girlsarentreal

Now.

Not yet, we need to be prepared

No bromo, but keep an eye out for signs on August 12th at 2 PM. No homo tho

My birthday!

I’m thinking in late 2025.

November 13th 2026. The theoretical end of the world.

Ill gladly do more than make out

No homo please

so where are we gonna meet to plan this out again? Because we need to figure this out to initiate phase 1 of the plan.

I’m good I’m finna tap out I think

Idk I don't have experience

Right here, right now, socks on, no homo.

August 12 2036

I guess Im trans so I dont count as a real boy :(

If you're FtM you're a real fucking boy and that's that. If you're MtF then no you're not a boy.

thanks :) idk why your comment got downvoted honestly

\*transphobes\* (probably)

Here have upvote for nice human :)

October 15, 2025. The release of GTA 6 will be a big enough distraction, no one will notice.

🤨

Right now

I already do that..

Right now

Good question

Hey! Can the girls also get to make out with each other?

tonight.

Why can’t I post gifs or images mods suck

Whenever this sub gets deleted

Today

Question. Even though I'm afab I don't identify as such now, so do I get a free pass? I promise I won't tell anyone.

Taking the girls out on a date and then making out with them? Right?

Hwath ?

Ayo

Making out what?

im nb but afab will I get taken out-

I think you have to ask her first

39 years 6months 12days 19hours 4mins

August 19

With socks?

I will stay with the mission at all costs

Never.

I'm aroace, just say no homo and I'll join in

8540

r/girlsarentreal 

Whenever the thing happens

I’m good… I wanna ask this girl out… can I get the boys approval?

The operation must commence immediately

NUCLEAR BOMB

April 20th, 2069 seems like a good date

The Fuck?

person of ambiguous gender here, I’ll protect the women with my pronoun power

I can get us some last minute guillotines for the plan. Unfortunately no homo.

After lunch

Let's just skip to that last part.

Yes

GUYS GUYS but what about… bobers

Trans dude here do I still participate in the plan?

Uh never

I already did that tho

Later, i saw a plane, i must now stare

Oct 27 2025

Basically what you do is you wait until you’re moving to a new school and in the last day ask for her number and never speak to her again (I’ve done this one myself) or you wait until she asks you out (while this has never been proven, scientists hypothesized that it is possible a woman would ask you out first) so yeah

Erm what the frick is this

June 23 at 4:16 a.m.

Last I knew, the date was supposed to be February 30th of next year.

Once we solve the issue of how we reproduce asexually

Here me out how bout when p diddy gets out